>leaves Ubisoft >Assassin's Creed becomes shit What

>ywn play Jade's game

>>378840889
>implying this ho had anything to do with the direction and mechanics of the game

they just used her pretty face to drive sales for the game

>>378841148
>Drive sales

What? If you ask 10 people who played Ass Creed 1 who she is all 10 would say "Who?"

>>378840889
Assasin's creed was never good

>>378840889
Shes jumping on my cock now

>>378840889
Who is this?

her face is almost comically beautiful

>>378840889
jade is old and busted. would not play any of her games today.

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>>378841759
You sure?

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>>378840889
>leaves Ubisoft
>Assassin's Creed becomes shit
FIFY

Asscred was always shit. Canadians can not make good video games. It is a well known fact.

>>378841895
>we never got to play his story
feels bad

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>>378841816
MOMMY
O
M
M
Y

>>378841816
yep. bet shes not even pure anymore.

>gets interviewed
>asked why she hasn't joined the likes of Anita and Wu to denounce the gaming industry for the lack of female devs
>says she is too busy actually making games to sit around complaining
>becomes basically blacklisted by Anita and her ilk

>>378842032
Ugly desu

I WANT TO BUY JADE'S GAME

assassin's creed is an open world prince of Persia, nothing new here

>>378841960
Homeworld?
Neverwinter Nights?
Mass Effect 1?

>>378840889
>implying Asscreed 1 was good
>these are the kind of ubisoft apologists we have on /v/ now

sad

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>>378841960
>implying

>>378842492
>shadow dragon
>colored green
It's fucking SHIT

>>378841895
This. Desilets was the heart behind AC. What Jade Raymond handled was some leftovers from his plans.

>you'll never be fired on the spot and forcefully escorted out of the building under guard

>>378841895
One of the reasons he was fired was due to the higher ups walking in and seeing Jade working tirelessly on the code. When they would ask him what he was doing, he'd reply "I'm the ideas guy".

>>378840889
you mean
>>378841895
they killed prince of persia for asscreed
imagine what they could do with today's technology

>>378842683
>get fired for a joke and/or doing far more than what you were hired to do by dumbfucks
>product goes to shit afterwards
Help, I'm relating too much to someone I never knew existed

>>378842850
Third Prince was mediocre anyway

shes so beautiful :)

All of the Assassin's Creed games are shit, except for Black Flag

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>>378842992
She aged abruptly, though. Not to mention she was clearly shitfaced at that one event. VGA of 2015, I think?

No, fuck off. She ruined Splinter Cell.

Assassin's Creed was always shit.

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>not jerking off to her porn instead

plebs

>>378843202

Jesus, that milf.

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I WANT TO BUY JADE'S GAME!

>>378842992
she's 45

her next plan is a crowd founded Star Wars
i'm pretty sure she'll do anything to be considered as central to star wars games like she was with assassin's creed
she likes taking up things, then making them hers, she failed with splinter cell, so she left Ubisoft, she was looking for some big spaceships game

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>>378843432

>>378841895
This.... prince of persia went to shit. Luckily it was bcuz he went to make ac. He makes ac 2 ad brotherhood thr pinnacle of the frnavhise besides maybe balck flag... ac goes to shit.

I just want his new game to be good>>378841895

>comic not posted yet

What the fuck's happening to this place

>>378843432
Eva Lovia looks nothing like Jade.

>>378843565

>complains instead of posting it

Well, at least you're a true /v/tard

>>378843574
get your eyes checked

2 and Bortherhood were better than one.

She was just a pretty face

>>378843562
People like to praise Black Flag, but they never really praise it in the capacity of being an Assassin's Creed game. People just like the sailing and piracy theme and loathe having to go on land to do the same old shit.

it means that correlation != causation

>>378843613

If I had it why would I ask where it was instead of simply posting it? Don't be stupid dude.

>>378843660
Yeah exactly. The ac part is absolute ass the pirate shit is whats good

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>becomes

Elle a déménagé à Longueuil pis là elle m'assassine le creed si tu vois c'que j'veux dire wink wink

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>>378840889
I love Jade's games!

Really though, the reason AC is trash is because they lost their lead director at the end of Brotherhood's development. Every other game state that was worse.

He started working for THQ on a new IP, then Ubisoft bought THQ, acquired him, and unceremoniously had him kicked out of the Ubisoft studio with a security guard escorting him, but not before dismantling his new IP so that it'd never see the light of day

>>378843632
elle n'est bonne qu'à s'approprier les choses et croire qu'elle fait mieux

>>378843992
>>>/LGBT/

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>>378843992
Fuck off le francais c'est un territoire de québécois icite

>>378843942
wow. talk about being salty.

>>378840889
drunk Jade is best Jade

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>>378844113
I want to have VAGINAL SEX with drunk MILF Jade.

>>378843706

Why be so melodramatic in your posts instead of simply asking for someone to post it?

I'll buy Jade's games whenever and wherever, just PLEASE give me more m̶̶i̶̶l̶̶k̶̶i̶̶e̶̶s̶ games Jade!!

she didnt do shit in the first place she was just pretty and was pushed to the front to present the project

bet the other girls on the project were salty as fuck about it

>>378843812
Je la laisserais s'agripper après ma tour et je sauterais dans son chariot, si tu me suis bien clin d'œil clin d'œil.

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*sucks you off*

You'll buy my game now, right?

>>378843942

He got the rights to it back after he sued them apparently. But he said he's too busy working on his current game.

>>378842081
What's it like being homosexual?

>>378841148
While Ubisoft did use her pretty face for marketing in a pretty shitty way, she was the producer. It's an important job in video game development.
OP is completely wrong though, Jade was only in it for AC1 which was a nice proof of concept and had an intriguing plot but was complete shit in the gameplay department. AC2 is a far better game.

>>378840889
Assassin's Creed peaked at around AC2 and AC:B and has been shit long before she left.

>>378844718
Mating press or nothing.

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>Leaves Ubisoft
>Doesn't become my gf
What did she mean by this?

>>378845198
I'd Jade her Raymond if you know what I mean

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>>378845198
>she'll never force you to call her mommy

>>378842043
When did that happen?

>>378843202
She looks 10 years older, I don't know why you're surprised. Spoilers: you also look 10 years older than you did in 2007.

>>378840889
Actually it was vice versa...

AC1 was nothing more than a tech demo. AC2 was the first actual game.

I remember the pre-release/launch quite well. I pre-ordered AC1 from the ubi store because of the special edition which I usually never buy or care about but the whole concept of AC got me excited. Jade was posting quite often on the G4 forum IIRC.

>>378845442
Back when Anita first started her "there's no women in gaming" campaign.

>>378843202
>Not to mention she was clearly shitfaced at that one event. VGA of 2015, I think?
I think it even adds charm to her.

>>378843942
I don't think anyone would hold Desilets accountable if he just burned Ubisoft HQ to the ground one day. They really went out of their way to fuck him over.

Assassin's Creed has always been shit
they were literally releasing the same game for years, it was only a matter of time before people realized how bad those games were

>>378845608
>that way she dissed Kiefer by saying that Hayter was Snake's iconic VA
Exactly how hard do you think he fucked her?

>>378844715
>>378845320
Jade fait en sorte que mon engin est Ubi sans le soft si tu comprend mon train de pensées wink wink

>>378845662
You really think he even cared? Hell, if anything he probably agreed with her. He knows you can't take someone's spot after a decade and expect people to just forget about the first guy.

>>378840889
But AssCreed 1 wasn't particularly good either.
It was only somewhat unique in story and gameplay, but overall really repetitive and shitty.

>>378845320
No idea what you mean, but i'd raymond her jade if you know what I mean.

>>378840889
This girl gets memed on all the time, but if you look at work history you'll quickly realize that she is competent at her job. What happened to her was pure sexism.

Good job, /pol/tards.

>>378846049
It's not my fault that she's pretty.

>>378846049
What are you talking about? This is a Jade Raymond appreciation thread.

>>378841895
this

I'm tuned for his next game. Ubi can keep shitting out their stale formula.

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>>378845198
HAHAHAHA SHOULD HAVE PREORDERED A CERTAIN GAME

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>>378846049
She's /v/'s official mommy, Anon.
Everybody loves her.

>>378846245
Toddlet pls

>>378846245
>looking like a dude
well, she'll hire any girl with shit idea
she's 200% fem like thundercocks

>>378843660
Honestly Black Flag is extremely overrated, it's nowhere as good as people make it out to be. Even if you ignore the on foot everything, which is a huge chunk of the game which rivals III in how bad it is, the naval combat is repetitive. You board 3 differently sized ships, you've seen it all. Still uses the shitty AssCreed combat even when taking ships, you can skip it by using the guns in your ship but still it isn't very exciting to do so anyway. Sinking and pillaging ships gets old.

Yeah shanties are nice to listen to but that can't carry the game.

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>>378846245
>Jade's taller than him
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>Nobody's posted the comic yet

>>378846504
>no hover hand

Todd confirmed alpha as fuck.

>>378846738

He's clinging to her while standing on his tip-toes. If he doesn't hold onto her, he's going to fall over.

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>>378846504
Reminder.

Why did she leave?

>>378846879
>doubting todd's manly posture

That sounds like something a dreamboy would do.

>they haven't declared all quebec women superior to the rest of the world yet

>>378846910
her pretty face used in marketing all the time stopped selling games apparently

>>378846910
Unless you are a code monkey, spending your entire career working on the same franchise eventually gets incredibly tiring.

>>378841251
you'd be surprised
back when no-one yet knew assassin's creed would go on to become a yearly parasite on the industry her involvement was a big deal

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>>378846909
>not posting the full pic
FAKE NEWS

>>378846960
>Quebec
>superior

That bagged milk is fucking with you canuks brains.

>>378846942
I'm going to have to change all my locks again, aren't I?

Shes the most attractive woman in vidya. Let that sink in for a minute.

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>>378846909
How is he so handsome?

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>>378847251
>hottest woman in the industry is a milf
Hope that makes some people realize they are the superior women.

>>378840889
I think she has some shit she forgot to wipe off of her face...

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>>378847169
Like that's gonna stop me.

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>ywn love and marry jade

Helium tank is in the mail boys. Its over for me

>becomes

assassins creed was never good ubisoft was shit since double agent

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how does it feel to have a mommy who gives you your milkies daily?

Who is this ejaculate attractulate?

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>>378847590
>she'll never give you milkies every day

I want to hold her hand

>>378847942
This a blue board, anon.

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>>378847942
You are the reason Anita exists.

>>378847942
Disgusting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF25O4P7oCg

Always thought this started out like a porno.

>>378847942
Careful now.

>>378847624
This is the time of year when we talk about Jade's game.

>>378847942
I want to play her games.

>>378848206
god she's such a dumb whore. I fucking hate women in the working environment, acting all unprofessional

>>378848457
>acting unprofessional in a tour
Woah.

>>378840889
Assassin's Creed has always been shit, Anon.

>>378848457
It's the videogame industry, fucking no one is professional.

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Posting superior Mommy

>>378848804
what kind of logic is that? just because you create bing bing wahoo 1ups doesn't mean you can do so acting like an unprofessional clown. there are hierachies and structures in place, creating a video game is literally the same as creating a computer software

>>378848907
Not him, but you really think tour videos posted on Youtube represent an actual workplace, instead of a carefully orchestrated, overly positive enviroment?

>>378848907
She's more public relation person than actual coder.

>>378848907
No logic, it's a fact, workplaces in the videogame industry are absolute garbage, and they've always been.
Nobody gives a shit about your muh hierarchies.

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>>378840889
Who would win in a hot oil wrestling match?

>>378848457
>WOW THE PRETTY FACE OF THE STUDIO IS BEING LE WACKY IN A VIDEO SUPPOSED TO SHOW THAT THE WORKPLACE ISN'T SERIOUS AND NO FUN ALLOWED, WHAT A WHORE

Why does /v/eddit jump at the lesser chance to insult women?
Or is this some Tumblrina raids trying to proof that what they claim is true?

>>378849305
The audience

>>378849305
Do not sexualize jade please

>>378849420
Jade is for the lewdest of mumie cummies

>>378849561
You take that back

>>378849420
Female hot oil wrestling is a legitimate sport, Anon

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>>378849561
I'll ensure she is.

>>378849709
more of this set pls

>>378849709
That's not Jade.

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Is this the mommy general?

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fine i'll be the one to post it

>>378849635
>missionary
>eye contact
>leg locked
>hand holding
>90% consensual
>MUMIE
>>CUMMIES

>>378840889
Remember that time she dissed Kiefer Sutherland at that video game awards show while presenting an award or something

>>378849952
She also announced the wrong winner of whatever award it was

>>378849952
Kiefer probably made her his bitch later that night.

>>378849952
>>378849995
How did she get away with this?

>>378850034
Look at her

>>378850034
She was drunk, everyone was more focused on having a chance at getting laid with her.
Everyone who tried probably succeeded.

>leaves ubisoft
>becomes a heroin addict

>>378849952
as someone else pointed out Queefer San probably didn't give a shit and understands

>>378850110
Yo does that mean I can make her reenact this >>378849902 for drug money?

>>378850156
Based kief was probably shitfaced anyways honestly.

wait

hol up

guys

is she over 30 and unmarried?

what is fundamentally wrong with her?

>>378850110
It was actually liquid cocaine.
And that liquid cocaine was actually cock juice.

>>378850313
Shes definitely married ;_;

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>>378849934
>hand holding

>>378849407
This guy.

>>378850313
She's into young men, those don't want to marry yet.

>>378850313
She's married and her kids probably browse this board already.

God damn i love older women

>>378850443
They probably make all the Jade threads, too.

>>378850383
i'd marry her, and i'm relatively young

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>>378850478
They deserve a lot of love.

>>378846942
Please, post that pasta again

>>378850501
man imagine being her kid

holy fuck you could raid her panty drawer daily god damn

>>378850574
why is this allowed, reverse roles would be an outcry. the dude is definately supposed to be sub 18

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>>378850613
Delivery for Anon.

>>378848457
>I fucking hate women
There. I cut the extraneous words from your post.

>>378850639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7SpXGz-XOc

>>378850654
will always be my favorite pasta

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>>378850574

>>378840889
Assassin's Creed was never good though

>>378850574
Damn nigga, sauce. Is this porn?

>>378847351
He was biologically engineered to excel at his job as professional liar. He has otherworldly charisma and looks

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>>378840889
but Anon, the first Assassins Creed is easily the worst.

Well, maybe not the worst, but certainly the most boring.

Reminder that shes the one behind all these shitty new star wars games now.

>>378850785
>>378850738
Sauce is Behaving Badly, and no, it's not porn.

>>378850891
Not all of them, just one, and we know literally nothing about it.

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>>378850478
They are all for lovemaking.

Is there anyone at ubisoft that is actually good besides ancel?

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>>378846738

>>378850654
>>378850654
Oh, thank you
This and the Balad of Edgardo were always some of my favourite pastas

>>378850847
I actually liked Unity. Even if the story was all over the place

older women = used up gaping holes of whoreness

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>>378852581
They are tasty though.

Quebec women make me Ubi Hard

>>378843574

autists have difficulties recognising faces anon don't be mean to him
its a known symptom

>>378843202
she looks like Eva Lovia

I hope I get to fuck an older woman who is just old enough that she's still hot but also conscious of her declining looks and is desperate to enjoy her last years of youth.

>>378849902
Who was the salt lick that drew this LOL?

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>>378840889
>Assassin's Creed becomes shit
>becomes shit
>becomes

Nice meme, anon.

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>>378853026
Same.

>>378852581
if your not the one making them gape your not meant for milf

>>378853026
I literally do this with a lady at work. We work on the road an spend loads of time in hotels. If one of our trips line-up, we get adjoining hotel rooms, she leaves the combined door unlocked, and I barge in at 2 in the morning to fuck her brains out. It's a sweet deal. I play vidya until I'm bored, walk into her pitch black room, and just go fucking nuts on her. She's into the rape fantasy, so I'm happy to oblige.

>>378840889

Lol thought that was dirt on my screen.
Having more than 1-2 moles is disguuuusting.

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>>378853812
If you are lying, fuck you.
If not, fuck you too.

>>378854246
Not lying, my dude. She's been dating this dude for 8 some-odd years, but he's a beta weiner and doesn't like the whack shit she's into. I don't remember how we started going at it, but basically her therapist said she shouldn't deny herself what she wants, physically. Being a psycho, she takes the advice as gospel so now anytime we're both in the same place overnight, I get to fuck her. Last time we fucked was exactly how I previously described it.

>Get to hotel first
>Get one of our regular rooms
>Set-up laptop, play... something. Don't recall
>Hear her get into her room
>Start the texting
>She doesn't get back to me for 20mins, so I think she's asleep
>She finally texts me back, telling me she just masturbated, thinking about me
>I ignore it as I think I was playing HotS with my brother he lives 3 hours away so whenever we can play vidya, I usually play what he wants
>Gets late, I'm ready to fuck
>She won't respond to texts. "Fuck, she's asleep"
>Start knocking on the door, and nothing
>I end-up calling her room, hanging-up as she answers. I then text "leave the door unlocked, I'll be there later"
>Go back to vidya for a bit, knowing the wait is gonna kill her

Fast forward a bit
>Get naked, turn the lights off in my room
>Super quietly open the door on my side, super quietly open her door more than it is
>She's asleep, so I start jerking it while standing above immediately beside her. That was really hot, for some reason
>Decide it's time to fuck, so I wake her by covering her mouth with my hand, forcing her down onto the bed, and... I don't remember what I did next. Might have ate her out.
>After cumming all over her, we kissed goodnight and went our separate ways. Not a single word was said besides shit during sex.

Thanks for reading my blog!
mostly rewrote that to jog my memory as I'm feeling like fapping. Hope you get a kick out of it too!

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>>378855116
I want my own milf.

>>378855452
If there's something I learned from all this, woman really do want to fuck as much as men. Just make a move.

>>378855819
I think the first thing I have to do is stop being a fat fuck.

>>378855819
Please post a pic so I know what I'm missing out on.

>>378841148
>women makes game
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Assassins Creed went to shit after 2.

>>378855452
We all want our own pet cake Anon.

>>378855452
Who doesn't.

I would like to play Jade's Game.

>>378840889
Assassin's Creed was always shit.