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Someone has trapped your secretary in a prison of soda cans and

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Someone has trapped your secretary in a prison of soda cans and she can not escape. What do you do?
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Fill a supersoaker with soda.
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i do what i can
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>>378834986
Rescue my cute secretary from the evil Bill T.
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>>378834986
fun
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Piitb
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>>378834986
impregnate her
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On one hand, it is probably not my jurisdiction to interfere with the courts. She probably did something to be put in jail. On the other hand, I don't do jack shit to run this town and she's probably the only one keeping this town together.
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>>378834986
Pour one out for her.

It is too late now. She will not be forgotten.
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>>378834986
If I take away one soda can will she die?
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>>378834986
Reconsider sex as she clearly has a dog brain and that would be bestiality.
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>>378834986
Do to our HR department I would give the supplies she needs to get out herself. Sadly the budget doesnt give us the best, so I have to give a form to fill out stating she is ok to receive help from a male coworker and proceed to give her forms of consent of the methods allowed for her escape.
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>>378835045
I laughed, anon. Thank you.
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>>378834986
I give her my Mr. Pibb
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>>378834986
Why should I care? I'm too busy decorating my house and catching and selling bugs to pay $50,000 for a useless fire hydrant.
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>>378834986
Why is Isabelle such a semen demon?
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>>378834986
get her a soda
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>>378837025
It would be extremely painful
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>>378837687
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>>378834986
cum on her
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>>378839713
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>>378834986
swap bodies with the secretary
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>tfw wanna sell my town and start over but it would make me sad but I'm not very attached my villagers and I don't like my name or the town name but still

What do I do
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>>378839762
How do you think that would make her feel?
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>>378840192
good
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>>378839902
Edit your save
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>>378837000
trips of the cold sad truth

on that note, flavortown has an opening for a secretary. spread the word.
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>>378834986
Make the prison more impossible to break out of by adding Pringle cans.
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I don't know about you, but I'd be pretty fucking terrified if a bunch of soda cans were placed around me like that.
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