>Eat Burger >Heals 50% of your health >Reduce stamina

>>378825760
Food would be expensive as shit and everyone would starve to death

Food patch will fix food after day one food DLC and food exclusive early access pickles

>Water
>Hydrates 80% of thirst per 12oz
>chance of pissing yourself during a boss fight

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>>378825760
>Coffee
>Stamina by 25%
>Health recovery 10%
>Atk/Spd boost by 5%
>Dex decrease -10%
>Side Effect: Increase the odds of nature calling

Food already affect your life, food is the reason you are a fat neckbeard

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>eat dirt
>invulnerability

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>Pasta
>Defense +20%
Sauces may affect other stats depending the flavor and spiciness

>>378825994
Nigga just do a couple of random encounters for easy cash.

>>378825760
You don't know how that dude's day went. He could have just gotten off a 18 hour shift with no breaks and finally gets to eat. Or maybe he's having INO for the first time in years and it reminds him of his family that he no longer has. Fuck when people record this shit.

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>>378825994
>doesn't do sidequests for the extra cash and luxury of eating like a king
how lazy are you?

>>378827272
Dude he's living life. Right there. In that moment. It's truly beautiful.

>>378826458
Underrated post.

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>>378827272
I prefer to think he finally got that big promotion he was working really hard for and he was celebrating in solitude before breaking the news to his wife.

>>378827272
Maybe that's his day off from his vegetarian wife.

>>378827272
You're judging everyone off the assumption they're judging the man's eating habits. Most people won't care or even cheer him on.

Unless your European.

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>>378827272
have to agree, people who film him probably were pricks wanting to mock him for him having a great time and are jealous that they cannot enjoy a meal like he does. Either promotion, long hour shift, anything to cheer your day with delicious food are always the best moments in your life. Will definitely have a burger with him he's cute though

>>378827272
My assumption is that he just returned from a deployment. I've heard it's pretty common for them to gorge on their favorite fast food.

>>378825760
There are people starving in the world and this fat fuck is living it up like a hedonistic piece of trash. I hate Americans.

>>378828135
They don't let obese people in the army, I tried. Or at least the army in my country. I guess Clapistan doesn't have a choice since 99% of their population are morbidly obese elephant seals.

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>>378828291
Is he starving them by eating? Nah. It is not the responsibility of the fortunate to give up their good fortune to those less fortunate.

>>378826159
If you didn't sweat it all away first.

>eat taco bell
>heals health by 120% and increases attack speed by 10%
>after 30 minutes health begins to decrease
>100% chance of runny shits for next hour when health decreases to 50%

>>378825760
>that ending
>tfw you will never enjoy eating like that guy

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>>378828291
Hedonism feels so good

>>378828365
Eating without need is not good fortune.

>>378828353
He hardly looks obese, he's certainly on the heavy side but I've met a lot of people in the military who look exactly like that.

>>378827272
what's INO?
t. not a burger

>>378828365
wish people think like that and stop taking immigrants and helping africa

>>378828291
Go eat some monkey soup.

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that's not what a burger looks like, Apollo

>>378828507
Living in a place with an abundance of food is good fortune when comparatively he could live in a different place with less opportunities for food.

>poo in the loo
>80% mobility retained
>+100 environment smell

>>378828291
>I hate Americans.

he says, as he phones in his order for another munchy box and butter chicken from the local takeaway

Why does he need 3 cups tho? Like, stand up and walk over to the machine for more.

>>378828539
I'm not a /pol/turd but I don't think sending free food to Africa will help at all. Money won't work either because that just gets diverted into someone's pocket. The only real way to fix Africa is to invest in the people by educating them, and more more importantly investing in Africa. It will happen eventually when all the Asian countries become too expensive so the bad parts of Africa becomes a viable manufacturing zone.

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>Health Recovery 100%
>Boost HP by 50% for 30 minutes
>STR and DEF by 20%
>SPD -30%

>>378826992
>chance for the effects to drop when interacting with female NPCs

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>>378828291
Fuck you, that guy is a hero. Giving food to shitty underdeveloped tribal nations just removes the incentive for them to get their fucking shit together and start up domestic food production.

>>378828531
Never heard anyone call it that before, but he must be talking about In n Out, the burger place he's eating at.

>>378828853
probably all milkshakes

>>378828854
>The only real way to fix Africa is to invest in the people by educating them

You can't. They're dumb as fuck and refuse to learn. It's not like Africa is a barren shit hole, it has fertile land and natural resources, an African nation has the potential to become a world power, but the people are beyond helping.

>>378825760
Meat - 10% health, 10% fullness, 5% sweat

>>378825760
>downsides to foodstuffs
this is the reason beer/mead was not more popular in skyrim

thank god for mods tho, melee damage buff + stamina regen

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>+50 HP
>+1% stroke chance

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>ITT poor lanklets and third worlders don't understand protein cravings

>>378828854
>educating them
it will take many years for that to be a success. what it needs is for people to move and build thing there instead of extracting. China is probably ahead of it while we talk about it

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Well-Done Steak
>+60% HP recovery
>+15% Atk physical attack boost for 10 minutes
>-15% Wis / Cha for 15 minutes
>Side Effect: Consuming it in the presence of others permanently reduces your relationship with that person(s) by 10pts

>>378828854
Why is civilization so decadent they feel the need to make every other country the same as their own?

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>>378829194
Foodborne illnesses are cool now.

>>378828854
just wait until the chinese create a second apartheid

>>378828959
>>378829082
If you read what I say exactly after that you'd know I agree with you. One needs to try to bring education to them but like in China the only thing that will bring real change is industrialization. In fact you can do both at the same time but I friend of mine told me it sounded like slavery.

My idea was something along the lines of making manufacturing plants and the people who work there get education, food and a place to live in exchange for that and some credits that they can use to buy products the same company provides.

>>378829378
I can think of no worse combination of heartless and soulless people intermingling and possibly breeding than the Africans and Chinese.

>>378829431
That is slavery, anon. Jesus Christ.

>>378827272
Looks more like an athlete that finally finished weight control and is feasting.

>>378829474
North Koreans and Chinese who's offsprings then mate with Jews.

>>378829551
It isn't, because they aren't held against their will. They can leave whenever the fuck they want and once they leave they have education which they can use to get into college. They also have opportunities to move up within the company.

>>378829310
>I don't understand meat preparation: The post

>>378829650
By credits do you mean an employee discount, or they get paid in money they can only use at the company store?

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>>378829194
this image...
this. Fucking. IMAGE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>378829194
>>-15% Wis / Cha for 15 minutes
So how much does the worm crawling through your brain after eating rare meat debuff your WIS and CHA?

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>>378829751
Unless you butchered the cow yourself you cannot trust the meat you eat to be free of harmful shit unless you actually cook it. Not prepare it. Cook it.

>inb4 only the outside needs to be cooked

You know for a fact that meat wasn't poked with something somewhere along the line? No? Then you're rolling the dice.

>>378825760
Man, that guy is just destroying that burger.
It's as if he hasn't had meat in weeks.

>>378829761
Money they can only use at a company store. But the store could also carry stuff not made by that same company like say laptops, or books.

Of course that's just like an idea, maybe it could work if you paid them a small amount of money on top of the free food, housing and education.

>>378829968
Anon, I just...

>>378827272
>>378827340
>>378827389
>>378827710
>>378827874
>>378828003
>>378828135
>>378828291
>>378828531
>>378829570
It's fake.

Google "Guy eating In-N-Out like a maniac was staged" because it's not letting me post the link.

>>378829931
You can't trust anything so why don't you eat some overdone dry-ass chicken sometime, faggot.

>>378825760
jesus i wish i still lived in CA. seattle is neat but i need some in n out.

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>>378829931
No matter what you do, there will be some of the pathogen remaining in the meat unless you fucking char it.

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>>378830021
>You can't trust anything
You have no idea, motherfucker. I look both ways before crossing a one-way street.

>>378829931
I'm a waiter at a restaurant, and I don't know how other restaurants handle this but where I work steaks are brought to the temperature the client wants in the oven which I'm pretty sure would kill any bacteria it could potentially have. Then they throw it in the grill for a little while.

>>378830074
I'm glad I don't have a stick up my ass like this. I trust my body.

>>378830001
tfw real life isn't good enough for people anymore so we have to fake every little thing

>>378830136
>I trust my body
To do what? Expel a quart of infected shit at high octane speed?

>>378829997
You just what? It worked for China. It can work for anywhere else in the world. It doesn't have to be inhumane as you probably imagine it.

>>378830054
DELETE THIIIS

>>378830176
Hey retard, you've probably eaten infected meat before. Likely more than once actually.

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>>378830203

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>been eating nothing but meat, nuts, fruits, and vegetables for the past 7 months
>tfw watching other people eat reminds me that food used to taste good

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>>378830242
I'm aware.

>Vodka
>2x STR
> -50% EXP
> -50% WIS
> +50% DR
> +2 CHR


Debuff after effect ends.
> -50% HP
> +50% cast time

>>378830176
To process the food and deal with any unwanted shit. Unless you're an anemic shit with AIDS you shouldn't have to worry about a medium new york strip giving you issues.

>>378830267
Sounds like you are eating pretty much the same thing as everyone else. Or is there something apart from meat, nuts fruits and vegetables other than bread that you can eat and i don't know about?

>>378830267
What the fuck else is there? Or do you mean you're just eating everything individually?

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>>378830367
I don't worry about it because I can just as easily cook the meat.

>>378830463
>medium steaks aren't cooked
I can get the whole "afraid of blood" shit but you just sound like a dipshit.

>>378830539
Real medium doesn't even have blood in it anymore.

>>378830539
Not him but for me its a temperature and mouthfeel thing, otherwise I would be all over rare shit

>>378830539
You'll grow out of your edginess one day. Eating uncooked meat doesn't make you a bad ass. It makes you stupid.

>>378830618
Hence the quotes.
>>378830628
That's fine as well. Medium well is just as viable.
>>378830639
>eating properly cooked meat is edgy
And you're gonna call me stupid? Here's your (You).

>>378830628
>Not liking steak jelly
Pleb

>>378830396
>>378830409
No grains, heavy starches and roots, dairy, artificial sweeteners or flavors, and certain legumes. And I only eat red meat for one meal per week.
I feel fantastic, lost weight, gained muscle, but god damn am I tired of cycling the same meal plan every two weeks.

>>378830827
Even hardcore bodybuilders have cheat days. Surely you can eat something you love once a month at least.

>>378830741
Properly cooked meat is well done. Hence "done". You've reached the ideal amount of cooking. It's done. You can stop now. Stopping before that point is not proper. It's not rare done. Or medium done. If there is a possibility that something has survived inside that meat then the meat was not cooked properly. It might have been cooked enough to satisfy you, but you are fine with ingesting shit that can fuck you up so your opinion on what cooking means is irrelevant.

>>378830892
I'm the type of person who gets given an inch and takes a mile. The only concession I have is that, if I go out to eat, I don't need to be anal about what's in the condiments I use.

>>378830539

I wish I could eat rare steak, but my body actually reacts to badly to cow's blood that it could apparently kill me if I somehow consume more than what a few bites would give me.

>>378830964
Properly cooked meat is medium. Period. That includes medium rare and medium well.
>durr if i separate done from well done i can say stupid shit and act like im right
It's called Well Done because it is Extremely Cooked. Practically burnt on the outside and just short of that on the inside. Dried out and lacking most of its flavor.
I'm fine ingesting shit that has a .00001% chance of getting me a little sick because I'm not a hypochondriac pussy who has some deluded sense of what a properly cooked steak is.
>>378831161
There's very few people that eat actual rare steaks. Most get medium rare and talk like they eat rare steaks.

>>378830072

its overrated desu

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>>378831282
You are trying to distort the definition to suit your narrative. People like you who vehemently defend an irrational point of view by justifying it with weak beliefs not based on facts deserve all of the suffering they get. If you think well done meat doesn't take phenomenal you've been drinking the kool-aid for far too long. Don't blame proper well done meat for all of the shitty cooks you've encountered that, like you, believe that if people want their meat cooked we'll overcook it and dry it out just to spite them.

>>378831000
have an inch of this dick then slutboy

>>378831492
>You are trying to distort the definition to suit your narrative
Are you sure that's not what you're doing? Any renowned chef will say a steak cooked well done is a piece of shit or even an insult to their culinary skills. What renowned shefs say > what you think.
Stopped reading there.

>>378831492

If you go to a high quality restaurant and ask an actual chef to cook you a steak and the words "well done" come out of your mouth, he will more than likely refuse.

As well he should, since a well done steak is not suitable for consumption in a fine dining environment.

Sandwich
-5000 joy

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>>378831538
Did you not read my posts? I can't eat your cocktail wiener either.

>>378831451
fuck you its overatted.

>>378831620
what is this bullshit?

I am fucking paying your bitch ass to cook my FUCKING steak thoroughly

>muh medium rare

as if any chef had the audacity to not cook something on the menu because some autist like this anon here >>378831620 doesn't like it

>>378831587
>some people agree with me therefore I am right
There are plenty of renowned chefs who cook their meat completely without overcooking it or drying it out. Those chefs actually take pride in being able to get close to that line without crossing it.

>>378831620
>parroting what you see on TV
Actual chefs know why meat needs to be cooked. Any chef who ignores this is irresponsible and isn't fit to serve food to dogs.

>>378830072
Closest you've got now is Oregon. It could very well end up in Washington in a couple years

>>378831682
the joke was, that i give you an inch of this dick and you take the whole mile, c'mon

>>378825760
salad
>heals 70%
>5 health/second (lasts 2 seconds)
>increases overall health
>-300 hunger after 10 minutes

>>378831771
>There are plenty of renowned chefs who cook their meat completely without overcooking it or drying it out
Then they aren't cooking it well done. Well done is literally overcooking a steak which results in it drying out.
Chefs take pride in not serving dry, overcooked flipflops that you perceive as "properly cooked" steak.
And when any chef worth their salt agrees on something, it tends to be right.

>>378831975
it is MY goddamn choice if i want to eat a dry but well done steak or if i want a juicy mess, not the chefs

MY choice

>>378831901
Potatoe
>80% health increase (100% health racial bonus if Irish)
>increase stamina 50%
>fullness increase by 40%
>racial bonus 100% happiness for Irish

>>378831975
Not him, but a chef isn't an artist. They're performing a service for someone who requests it. If someone asks for a well done steak it's not their place to judge their taste. They have the ability to refuse to cook steaks that way, but refusing a customer because of your personal taste isn't providing a good service.

>>378831620
This is not true, unless it's a super famous restaurant in New York (and even then I doubt it) the chef will cook the steak like you want it. He'll roll his eyes and talk shit and make fun of you with everyone in the kitchen but he'll do it.

t. Hospitality industry worker

>>378828904
Best post

>Eat burger
>Heals health slowly over time based on your fullness
>Certain foods release endorphin's and heal even quicker
>Eating too much makes you full and can cause you to vomit

Now that I think about it, this system already exists.

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Thanks /v/. I make a post about a well-done steak and you spiral the thread into rare vs well-done all on your own.

Every. Time.

>>378832196
Your choice is wrong so don't be surprised if they turn you down, spit on it, or drop it on the floor, all of which are common outcomes. Go to some shithole like Texas Roadhouse if you want ruined food.
>>378832283
>but a chef isn't an artist
kek
A chef can turn down a request for a well done steak just as an artist can turn down a commission for an awful fetish.

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>Eat anything
>+Chance of death

>>378828291
>hating people for being more fortunate
poorfag

>>378832474
oh i see, you are retarded, living in an anime world where 90% of chefs are so passionate they rather ruin their business refusing their customers than cook what they don't like

very epic and fresh my dude

>>378832283
this guy gets it

>>378832414
>eating meat
>2017

>>378832636
>eating dick
>2017

>>378832629
>not serving retards asking for well done garbage will ruin their business
Considering that retards like you make up like 5% of consumers I don't think that's an issue. And those that don't care to actually serve it just let it burn for a while and then serve it. You can't tell the difference one way or another how cooked it is when you order it well done.

>>378832474
Drawing for commission and cooking for commission are both first and foremost a service, and refusing to serve someone solely because you don't like a customer's taste is poor service.
You can selfishly refuse the service all you want, but that makes you a bad commission artist and a bad food purveyor.

>>378832834
>but that makes you a bad commission artist and a bad food purveyor
No, that means you have standards.

>>378832814
maybe you can't but i can

don't judge others from your own underdeveloped shitty taste buds bud

>>378833040
>but i can
Best joke I've seen all day. Your projection here was a close second, though.

>>378832908
As a service provider, you are judged on your ability to provide your service as well as the quality of service you provide. Having standards just means you value one aspect of your profession over the other. And that's 100% fine. Especially when it comes to running personal commissions, it's important to enjoy what you're doing. But that means there will be less people whom you could have otherwise provided your service for.
And for anyone who does not run an independent service, your superiors, as well as the customer, won't care about your preferences.

>>378832696
dick is meat
you eat meat
you eat dick

>>378832636
honestly the only thing I'm kinda against eating is pigs. Those guys are almost as smart as us the stupidest of us.

>>378833354
Just like people that want their steak well done, people with fetishes disgusting enough to warrant exclusion from commissions is small. Small enough to not matter. In fact, a steakhouse I worked at some years ago had an unspoken rule that if someone ordered well done that they were served last. Not on purpose but simply because that's how long the steak would be cooked. If they asked for a different steak and sent it back, we cooked it more and sent it back out. Was it mean? Sure. Was it funny? Yes. Did we have every right to return the insult they gave us, especially if they asked for steak sauce too? Absolutely.

>>378832474
Chef here, literally everybody has the right to refuse service.

>>378833413
i only like dark meat if you know what i mean

>>378829931
meat only has to cook at the specified temperature for 6-10 seconds for all pathogens to be killed. Try learning something sometime.

>>378827272
>thinking we're judging a man negatively for enjoying his burger
This is an American website
We are all raising our burgers in solidarity with him
Get out you filthy vegan yuro stickman

>>378825760
Why does he have 3 drinks? They let you have free refills and change the drink on refill. Why did he buy three cups instead of three refills?

>>378833662
And if the customer didn't like what you served them, or took too long to serve them, you possibly lost them as a customer too. No skin off your nose. But that means you are not providing a good service.
What you think constitutes good food doesn't mean anything if the livelihood of your profession relies on satisfying others. Especially now that it's so easy to have your opinion of business' service heard. Do you know how much a single star more on Yelp helps revenue? More than a petty joke is worth, I'll tell you that much.

>>378832629
same idiot chef here but to be honest senpai, and this is a very universal sentiment, but I hate "princess mods". Eat the fucking food the way I made it, don't even ask for something to be excluded. I make at least 100 orders a day and EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE FUCKING ITEMS IS GOING TO BE IDENTICAL TO THE LAST. Consistency is a huge part of the discipline and every time someone tries to ask for a stupid order, I have to waste a full minute of my time explaining to a servant, who is more than likely a moron, that it isn't going to happen and then run through a list of acceptable alternatives so I am not left looking like the bad guy. I would rather "ruin the business" by declining a few idiot requests than ruin my business by destroying my fucking product. Your fucking well done steak is going to look ridiculous to everyone else in the establishment, especially the regulars, and I would rather lose one potential customer than give regulars a reason to not come back.

>>378834129
One milkshake, one soda, and a wasted cup. I have no idea. Maybe a water?

>>378825760
>Vanillaware develops a game set in America

>>378834325
What the fuck

Is this how restaurants are in america? Im french

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>>378825760
kek that reminds me of this Key and Peele skit.
>ILL HAVE WHAT IM HAVING

>>378831538

lol burnt to a crisp>>378831682

>>378834325
I can't say I've ever gone to a restaurant, looked at someone's order that was prepared in a way I do not like, and thought poorly of the establishment. I can't say in full confidence that I know anyone who would do that either. People eat what they like, and if they want to eat something I consider gross then I don't care as long as I get food I like.
A person complaining that they won't be served the food they ordered, however, would possibly make me reconsider my patronage.

>>378825760
Energy drink boosts streangth ad stamina by 20%
reduce health my 5% 3 times the next 10min.

Can of spagetti heals for 30%, gives a small boost of confidence.

>>378834591
I don't think this post could be any more reddit if it tried.

As a chef who's worked in multiple restaurants that have served steak, anyone that gets well-done is literally an embarrassment.

People that say they'll refuse to serve you the well-done steak are idiots too. We've had some pretty fucking stupid orders come in and well-done orders are definitely the most common to laugh at, but we'll still try our best to give you what you want.

That said, literally every chef or back-of-house worker I know usually mocks anyone that orders a leather shoe. If it's an old person then sure, we'll laugh, but they're old and probably paranoid about getting sick and that's fine.

If you're under 40 and you get well-done steak, I literally do not understand why you'd even bother going out to anything that's not a fastfood joint. I mean just save yourself the money at that point. You can just get any piece of meat at the grocery shelf and throw it on the pan for an hour if you want some leather.

Someone post that one webm where the lady makes this ramen shit with doritos and other crap at some shitty restaurant.

>>378828886
>This isn't the future
>I can't just reach out and eat this at will

Oh God why

>>378834527
I am actually Canadian, and the attitude towards the French anywhere outside of France is that while French cooking and service style set the standard for the industry, the insane discipline that chefs are famous for was entirely necessary as French cooks are usually degenerate morons.
>>378834878
Thanks for relating your personal perspective, but as you could probably guess, I don't give a shit about outsider opinions. Restaurant service is expensive, and with slim margins on some items. I have to make this food like it costs upwards of 20 dollars a plate, and if I can't send something out that didn't make it look like I just made the best whatever of my life, it doesn't deserve to go to the table. You don't go in to any other business and dictate exactly how they are going to serve you. Many people have unrealistic expectations of what actually happens in a kitchen, there isn't any food or equipment back there that isn't directly relevant to something that is, was, or will be on the menu and I am not going to make something that will taste/look like shit with what I have, because again, some other customer is thinking about what they want to eat and if they see something that looks or smells like hot garbage, they're going to start getting bad ideas about what we serve there.

Moreover, if you don't work in this industry, and even if you do, the vast majority of businesses fail and turnover is frequent because it has low standards of entry but most people can't actually hack it anyways, keep your mouth shut because you don't know a damn thing about restaurants.

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>>378835468
chef idiot here again, i have it saved to my desktop at all times

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I liked the way Odin Sphere did food. Healed you AND gave you exp. Made it well worth it to search out recipes and ingredients

Personally I don't think games need food as a mechanic unless they're survival/open world games. We don't show a character taking a shit so we don't need to show them eating.

>>378836823
i feel like writing out all of the ingredients in this would summon a demon

>>378836823
It baffles me how you're supposed to eat it. Not why, not that people would pay for it, but how you are supposed to actually eat it.

>>378836823

You can't deny the consistent technique involved.

>>378827312

>eating vendor trash food

I'll be here with my maxed out cooking skill fags.

>>378836769
>You don't go in to any other business and dictate exactly how they are going to serve you
Yes, you actually do in most cases.

Want a haircut? You tell them exactly what you want and they'll keep asking you if it's looking good while they do it. Want to have a house built? You tell them what you want and how you want it done. Want to order a CRM system for your company? You have the program tailored to your specific needs in most cases unless, somehow, the program is already everything you want.

By saying you don't do what your customers want you to do is like saying you're equivalent to a low tier fucking self-service store like Walmart where people come in, pick what they want, and leave.

>>378836769
>I don't give a shit about outsider opinions
You mean customer opinions. You mean the opinion of the person who's paying for the thing you're making. The outsider whose money you are accepting in exchange for your service. The person, without whom, you would not be able to continue doing what you do.
You talk like you're some amazing culinary artist and businessman, but you're just a service provider. And a lousy one judging by your ethic.

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>>378836823
what the fuck is this disgusting welfare cuisine?

Fucking hell if you have a noodle craving then just go buy some shin ramyun, throw away the flavoring, make a fresh broth with real food to cook the noodles in, then top with veg+meat and enjoy. It doesn't even take longer than 5-10 minutes depending on how much shit you wanna add and you'll be full forever.

>>378837684
If a customer is so poorly socialized that they do not know how to conduct themselves in a restaurant, they shouldn't even go outside.
>>378837214
You don't tell a mechanic how to fix your car and you wouldn't tell a lawyer how to do their job. I don't tell my dentist what to do and I sure as fuck don't go to mcdonalds and tell them how to do their jobs. Even then, all of these examples are taking your input but only taking your input. You make the order and then they actually do the work behind it, because you don't know how or can't do it yourself. You're also forgetting that roughly 1 in 3 people are going to be a hassle for one reason or another, and you get a few people that are just plain abusive more than once a day. Some people get off on complaining about everything they are served, talking shit on yelp, and generally being a miserable piece of shit in general. People get drunk and vomit in the hallways, they cut lines of coke on top of toilet paper dispensers, they want you to make them sliders but out of the expensive gourmet sausages instead of the cheap pulled pork and pay less than menu price; and the farther you get up the ladder, the more shameless people are about it. People in North America think that because they leave an extra 20 for the help they can have a place to party hard, and fuck that. And fuck you if you believe in that "the customer is right" bullshit because you're enabling it.

>>378828919
>/k/ - A Magical Place

>>378839320
Not the guy you're replying to, but wow you're fucking retarded

>>378839320
Man what the fuck, so if I dislike mushrooms and ask you not to put them in your dish, I'm poorly socialized?

>>378839549
idk retard maybe try ordering something you actually will eat?

>>378839780
Yeah, i hope you lose your job, man

the joke is that being a chef is a garbage career choice

>>378839320
>you don't tell a mechanic how to fix your car
I tell him what I want. He tells me if he can do it and how much it is. As long as it fits what I want, I accept. Otherwise I look elsewhere.
>you wouldn't tell a lawyer how to do their job
I tell him what I want. He tells me if he can do it and how much it is. As long as it fits what I want, I accept. Otherwise I look elsewhere. Same applies to ordering food at a restaurant.

I won't go into a kitchen and request they use a certain oven, or complain that they used a certain sex of cow for the beef. But if I look at a menu, see something I want, ask for it, and am told it can be done, I will expect it the way I ordered. There are inconsiderate people in the world that will take advantage of people in the service industry, and that sucks. But I don't think ordering a well-done steak is being inconsiderate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6iloh3lk2c

Big McDonald's roastie
>-2000 gold
>-30% stamina
>+40 Resilience

>>378840198
Considering how long it takes to cook a steak to well done without fucking everything else we have to do, yeah, it is a shit move. Do you have any idea of how many people are served in the average restaurant on a daily basis? If I serve 200 people a day, and everyone just orders off the menu normally and 5 are some randoms who want to essentially make their own menu, guess who's business I am going to cater to.

>>378840198
Different person and I haven't bothered reading most of the posts.

It's important to realize what it is that you actually want. For example, when you're ordering food at a restaurant, what you're looking for is not the actual food itself, but the pleasure that comes from eating it. If the chef then knows for certain that you would experience greater pleasure by your steak being done in a way that you didn't ask for it, should the chef 1) cater to your demands despite knowing that you'd like it less that way or 2) ignore your demands so you would experience greater pleasure? Obviously, this scenario relies on the assumption that the chef knows for certain, which doesn't exactly apply in most cases.

This is also very relevant from a game development perspective. Often you have customers that don't actually understand what they want. WoW, for example, was guilty of listening to player desires and then ruining the game. Players said "why can't my class do x when the other class can do it?", and then eventually class homogenization went way too far. Sometimes not listening to your customers is the right thing, because they can be too stupid to know what actually want.

>>378840953
The latter is hardly an applicable example considering that it's about an online game and its world that's shared by millions of people. What some retard considers fun is most likely consider unfun by thousands of others.

>>378828291
>There are people starving
Niggers aren't people.

>>378841119
I'm talking about issues that the majority of the playerbase would agree with. If they weren't, there would've been a lot of controversy when they were implemented. I'm just a firm believer that most people who play video games don't know what they want.

Self imposed challenge is one thing. Give an average person a game that includes something that makes the game too easy. Let's say a single optional skill is completely overpowered. Without using it, the game is fun and relatively challenging, but with it, it becomes nothing but pressing one button. Will most people pick the fun route? Nope. They will go through the game abusing the overpowered skill, and then proceed to call the game too easy. This results from people's natural tendency to avoid effort, even if they realize that doing so would reduce the amount of fun they have.

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>>378836823
Watching these clips is always a guilty pleasure

>Cup noodles
>Doritos (hand picked!)
>Paprika? Peri salt?
>Lime juice?
>Onions
>Grated cheese
>Mayo
>Ketchup
>Hot Sauce
>Squeezy cheese
>Lime juice?
>Gravy

Just fuck my meal up senpai

>>378840818
If I were to read "we do not serve well-done steak" or if I were told such, I wouldn't order it. I'd either order something else or leave. I have never seen that written in any menu, nor have I been turned down an order when ordering a well-done steak. I'm not asking for a blowjob under the table while I eat my burned boot, just serve me what's on your menu.

>>378840953
>If the chef then knows for certain that you would experience greater pleasure by your steak being done in a way that you didn't ask for
I'm not ordering my steak well-done on a whim. It's what I like and it's what I'm asking for. If it's some specialty dish I don't know and ask for a recommendation, that's one thing, but to tell someone "oh no, THAT'S not how you like it" is pretty imprudent. Especially from someone who is supposed to be providing the service I ask for.
Also, there's a reason people shit on everyone trying to use food analogies on /v/.The differences between providing an ordered service and a pre-made product are two wholly different things.

>>378841790
>It's what I like and it's what I'm asking for
It's a case of "you think you do but you don't". In the case of well done steaks, do you think people in general ask for them because they actually like them more, or because they merely think they like them more?

Either way, the scenario was hypothetical, where the chef knows for certain what you actually like more. Whether you like well done steaks or not isn't the relevant thing here, but whether it is the duty of the chef to provide what you ask for or what you actually want.

>>378842231
In your impossible hypothetical, it's the chef's duty to provide what I asked for. They aren't out to shape my life for the better. They aren't being paid to give their sage wisdom to someone who doesn't know better. They're a service provider whose job it is to provide the services asked of them. If this omniscient chef gave me a sample on the side for free, that'd be optimum though.

>>378828291
People starve all over the world, that doesn't mean you shouldn't enjoy what you have. Hell, if everyone had that mentality, no one in the world would enjoy things, because someone else in the world doesn't have access to said thing

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>>378825760
>eat Vegemite
>+20% vitality
>-20% sanity

>>378825760
I react the same way whenever I go to In n Out.

>>378842603
The hypothetical scenario isn't supposed to be completely realistic, but in cases like this, it's important to consider the scenario with as few variables as possible before you start considering a more realistic, difficult scenario where even small variables can cause the answer to be different.

Anyway, I disagree with you here. The chef should be providing the customer what he really wants if he knows that the customer is mistaken. Let's use another example where it's easier to see the objective mistake. Say you have a guy that comes to you saying that he wants the best power generator, and because the best power generators runs on hamsters, he wants one of those. You know what he wants (the best power generator) but it is incompatible with what he's asking for, because he's mistaken about the best ones running on hamsters. Should you correct his mistake, or just give him what he asks for?

There's really no correct answer here, since you can argue a case for both. Just ends up being a matter of opinion.

>>378841790
How about you go to a sushi place and order a steak well done, you fuck. I mean, obviously they can do it because there is beef somewhere on the menu

>people posting food images/webms instead of "AMERICANS' images/webms

I thought we were going to laugh at fat/stupid americans. disappointed fampai.

>>378828886
I wasn't even slightly hungry nd now my stomach is growling, all because I watched that.

>>378828291
>Giving food to starving Niggers or Chinks

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>>378838769

>>378842835
how does it taste? We don't have it around here (neither marmite) and I don't want to support filthy scalpels, selling, like, 50g can for $10

>>378843103
No, don't change the hypothetical if it means you won't see the point.
If a guy comes in and says "I want the best steak", and the magical chef knows that he would like it a certain way best, then he should provide it that way for the customer.
But if the guy walks in and says "I want a well-done steak", and the magical chef knows that he would like it cooked another way better, he should give him what he ordered. He can offer his opinion at the risk of sounding pushy, but if the customer is adamant when he says he wants it done a certain way, and the chef is offering it, then that's how it should be done.

>>378843293
When you ask for a steak, the attendant asks how you want it cooked. Don't get all pissy with your sarcastic responses just because someone answers the question a way you don't like.

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>>378843671
Think of the saltiest and most bitter thing you can.
It is even more saltier and bitter than that.

Generally you eat it lightly spread on some toast with either butter or avocado, or both I guess.
It is fucking divine if you like savory foods, just don't listen to faggots that say it must be eaten on its own they are trying to trick you.

>>378843878
Oh almost forgot, it is real good with cheese and crackers.

>>378843878
i do love me some savory stuff, which is why i was interested in trying some. Oh well, gonna try to fetch it cross-borders I guess

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>>378825760
>tfw you will never be as happy about eating a burger as this guy

>>378844005
Good luck anon, just remember not to spread it too thick.

It's a /v/ argues about steaks for the one billionth time episode.
>not just ordering a za'

>>378839549
Nice goalpost moving, if you asked me to serve the mushroomless dish burnt to a crisp then you'd be poorly socialized

>>378828291
those that are starving are starving because their retarded parents made way more children than there is food

>Whole Pizza
>Increases Defence 50%
>Increases Max HP 50%
>Decreases Move Speed by 100%
>Can't attack

>>378829931
I get my beef from a guy at my National Guard unit. He spoils the fuck out of his cows. Gives them sugar, massages them, fresh veg in addition to clean water and open fields of grass.

I always eat those steaks and burgers rare. Now, unless I'm at a legit steakhouse where you're paying top dollar for good quality, I'm getting medium-rare which is the lowest you can go without serious risk.

>>378828886
> the way the meant falls apart when he grabs it
fucking gorgeous

>>378826458
Way too low.
>Infinite Stamina 3 for hours
>Increase SPD and DEX by 25% for 3 hours
>Increase INT by 50% for 3 Hours
>Doubles Hunger Rate