Is there a more brainlet genre than character action games?

>>378824350
I still can't believe he drowned in a lake

>>378824350
F

F

>>378824350
literally any other genre
JRPG
MOBAS
FPS GAMES
RTS

Go to bed, Quentin.

>>378824350
Light Rail Avenger game when?

>>378824457
I think the negros set up the date and killed him

>>378824350
At least he died doing what he loved - kayaking and weebshit.

>drowned
>drowned by falling out of a kayak in a lake
>drowned by falling out of a kayak in a lake on his way to a small island with a 16 year old girl
>16 year old girl swam to shore just fine
>16 year old girl referred to him by his weeb name
>he was 30
>implying they weren't going to the island to fuck

>>378825347
girl is also probably yandere

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>>378825347
>who she identified as her swordsmanship teacher
I can't believe he's dead.

>>378824350
The rundown are his fighting moves

rip

slicing up the puss in heaven

30 year old, weeb as fuck, died trying to crush 16 year old pussy. What a trash tier human

The LightRail Avenger is the hero we deserve but not the one we need.

At least he died as he lived, a hero and a swordsman for the ages.

he drowned while the 16 year old girl managed to live because she knows how to swim but he doesn't?

wow

lifejackets > swords

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>>378824350
>Scottsdale rapes missing kid

>>378826006
jealous?

>>378825859
I just found out about his passing. RIP.

>>378826105
>As Jacintho was trying to get to the kayak, he yelled “No!” and disappeared under the water
Clearly the hitman who tipped the kayak pulled him under.

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>>378826006
light rail avenger:
>handsome
>brave
>alpha
>devoted
>mastered the blade
>showed his sick moves on the news
>pounded 16 poon as a leather jacket and fedora wearing weeb
you:
>fat
>gay
>spend all your time on /v/

was the light rail avenger real? I can't tell

>>378826006
you know that if he hadn't drowned, he not only probably would have plowed that 16 year old pussy, but she also would have loved it and they'd have kept going away to their island to reap that forbidden love all the while she squealed uguus and called him kairo-sensei

also he practiced open-carry so he was a good american.

he really had it all going for him up til he drowned for god knows what fucking reason.

>>378824350

Always wear your lifejackets /v/.

>>378824350
musou

>>378826719
>swords falls off belt into water
>"no!" Dives back in to get it
>drowns trying to find his sword

>>378824350
You're playing videogames, don't think too complex about it.

>>378827832
They were strapped to the kayak.

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>>378824350
F

>>378824350
git gud

>>378824350
F

;_:7

>>378827160
I recommend any anons who don't already know how to swim take lessons.

Becoming comfortable in the water is very easy and there is no reason why anyone should have to drown because they don't know how.

>>378824350
Musou.

>>378824350
F

may you avenge light rails on the other side

I don't understand how people drown quickly, you're body literally stays afloat by itself without needing to swim.

Generic console TPS and platformers.
Holy Trinity of genres for casual braindead shitters.

>>378828858
>What are currents
>What is freaking out

There's many reasons, and even experiences swimmers can drown easily

>>378828858
Yeah, you stay afloat if you weight 400 pounds and if you are a walking heap of fat

>>378824350
Metal gear rising had a dumb story. Fun game though

>>378827832
They say he'll resurface when we need him most.

>>378829193
Dumb story but interesting themes, mostly about following your own path and fighting for causes you believe in

>>378824350
You've never got a SSS rank in your life.

>>378824457
>drowned
He was killed by villains

>tfw you combo Missing Kid into Perfect Storm with a Scottsdale Rapes finisher
The perfect feeling

>>378829343
True, I liked the memetic aspect but it was delivered so hammy it's just silly.

>>378828858

it literally only takes a couple minutes at most to drown and once it starts happening there's pretty much nothing you can do

its by far one of the easiest ways to die in the world

>>378824350
>calling the genre character action games

>>378824350
assfaggots, for sure

>>378829857
There's no good name for it really. Character action makes no sense as a term, but it's not as vague as "beat em up" or "brawler" or whatever. "Cuhrazy" is not only lame as fuck, but also creates an expectation of a certain tone. I consider NG and DMC to be of the same genre, but I wouldn't call NG "cuhrazy."

>>378825347
Truly, the good die young.

>>378829706
Wow thanks anon, I didn't fear deep water enough as it is.

F

>>378825014
>fps
Spot the cod kid

>>378832212
Read the OP again

>>378832421
Read his post again

>>378827832
If you retrieve the sword will his spirit pass on his knowledge?

>>378832510
His post was making fun of FPS games
You called him an FPS fan.

>>378832570
I am not him, but read his post again.

>>378828961
>16 years old WOMAN survived
>30 years old MAN dies
Either they left unprepared with only one life jacket or this pathetic faggot didn't know how to swim. No respect for him in either case.

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>"The girl told officers that Jacintho was swimming back toward the kayak, then yelled “no” before disappearing under the surface, Brooks said."
>yelled “no” before disappearing under the surface

Will we ever find out what kind of horrific water creature he battled with before he fell?

>>378832624
I did.

>>378832764
Finish high school, then reread it.

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>>378832760
>he actually said "NANII!" but it was translated to "no".

>>378832952
OP asked if there is anything dumber than character action games
Anon said FPS are dumber than character action games
Other anon called previous Anon a fan of an FPS game

>>378833061
Good, you got it. Now draw some conclusions based on the presented evidence.

>>378833394
Everyone in this thread is a weenie.

>>378833479
Seems reasonable, good logical thinking, anon!

>>378824350
You clearly haven't met any actual proficient cuhrayzee game players.

>literal pedophile dies before preforming the act
good riddance, fuck everyone in this thread mourning his death, even ironically

>>378824350
But if you mash the xxx and the yyy and xx and yy, you will be sucked

>>378833707
>16 year old
>pedophilia
It's not even illegal

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>>378833707
They weren't fugging Anon

>>378824457
Source?

>>378824350
Hearing that he died in such a bizzare way was one thing but he died in the lake my friends and I would all go swimming in every summer was 2 spook 4 me. It was exactly the kind of crazy shit hick town this would happen in though.

>light rail avenger dies
>video game song kid dies

I literally could not give a single shit about whatever celebrity kicked the bucket this week, but this makes me feel sad.

>>378825347
he was obviously going to honor rape her.

>>378832760
>tfw he still battles Cthulu's lieutenant in a deep trench

>>378824350
>character action
You don't get to use that term and then comment on somebody else's intelligence.

>>378834898
>>378832760
obviously he was cast 1000 years into the future where akus will was law

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>>378833001
Lol'd

>>378828858
>I don't understand how people drown quickly

You should try this.

http://sortieenmer.archives.grouek.com/

>>378835521
try swimming with green bean suit and 60lb backpack then tell me how hard it is to swim

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>>378825347
>This was the girl he took to a small island
notbad.jpg

>>378824350
>zoning with Suspect Confession, putting serious pressure
>enemy fucks up, caught him in a frame bait
>quickly close the distance with Missing Kid into a 5B, 5C -> Scotsdale Rapes
>spend 50 super to cancel into Teachers Arrested now that they can't dodge
>finish off with Perfect Storm
Easy 80% with full super, nothin' personnel.

>>378835597
>this is a 16 year old
It's like god wants me to go to jail

>>378835748
You went to hi school right? There were plenty of those girls there when I was there

>>378835830
Yeah like 10 years ago
Either I was blind or at 16 they all were either flat chested or butter faces with a good body. Maybe I just had bad luck