I've got balls of steel. >I've got balls of steel.

GET OFF VENT OR I'LL HAVE YOU BENT

If Gearbox dies, who should be the owner of douk?

POINTER!

I CAME HERE TO KICK BUBBLEGUM AND CHEW ASS

AND I'M ALL OUT OF ASS

What's his name again?

lol teh duek dukem up ehehehahaa

>>378804994
Devolver, who can then pass it off to Croteam or Flying Wild Hog

HE'S DOING IT AGAIN

WRITE HIS NAME DOWN AGAIN

>>378805186
Blow it out your ass!

I'M GETTING CHILLS AGAIN

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>>378804994
That's classified.

>>378805384
this is not top gun

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>>378804789
drop yer pants?

>>378804789
I came in here to be alone

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>>378805732
Bullshit.
https://youtu.be/yK0P1Bk8Cx4

>>378804846
EAT SHIT AND DIE

>>378805134
It's so sad nobody replied to your meme kiddo, so here's a (you) for you

>>378805134
Drew Carey?

>>378804789
You're pretty good.

>>378806028
DROPPED YOUR PANTS?
I'M GOING UP IN HERE

4 STR

>>378807370
4 STAM

>>378805186
i am the law

>>378808779
LEATHER BELT. AH!!

>>378808860
LEVEL 18

EXCUSE ME, WHO THE HECK IS THIS?
(that's how you start this thread btw)

>>378809012
Get off my thread or l'll have to bent.

>>378809459
I'M GONNA KILL YOU OLD STYLE

>>378809000
AHHH UHHHH
TRIPS?
AAAHHHH!

POINTER?!

BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

POWER ARMOR IS FOR PUSSIES

>>378804994
Machine games, since they already made the perfect duke game with wolfenstein new order

I FUCK MAN ASS

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Anyone else had the head canon for years that Duke Nukem could beat up Master Chief and all his plot armor purely because he's the One Punch Man of video games?