Give me one good reason why he is not the man each of us should

>>378794281
We're not video game characters

>>378794281
He's a clone and therefore does not have a soul.

>>378794281
Death at like 40...

He's a merciless killer, and naive as FUCK

>>378794390
Half as long...

He's a cuckold.

>>378794281
What kind of man do you think Solid Snake is, OP? Why do you think we should strive to become him?

>>378794336
We'Re NoT vIdEo GaMe ChArAcTeRs.

That doesn't mean the character can't exude traits and virtues that are relatable to real people.

>>378794443
Twice as girthy

Totally sterile: Not gonna pass on any genes. Very few friends: Not leaving a whole lot of mementos.
In terms of his lasting impact on the world he's leaving next to nothing.

>>378794464
>T. Johnny

Go home johnny, you're never getting a game you shitty character.

>>378794761
What? Without him there'd be no world you mush mouthed retard. He died so you could sit on your fat ass and shitpost on /v/ instead of getting gunned down by Chad

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>>378794761
What part of

"Do our best to leave the world the way it is"

Don't you understand?

>>378794636
Why did you skip over me, OP?

>>378794636
>>378795096

Fuck off Socrates that wasn't apart of my question

He had a hard life

>>378794281

I tried but I only got as far as smoking

>>378794962
Ocelot saved the world. Snake just got dragged along and gave him the death he wanted.

@378794281
he's autistic as fuck

>>378795359
whoops mean tto post >>378794281 sorry

>>378795231
You don't even know, do you?

>>378794281
he was a mass murdered that enjoyed killing people, and probably died a virgin

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>>378795351
"Your children; Les Infant Terribles. Snake, your son will bring the world to ruin. Your son... will save... the world."

Uh think you mixed those up sweetie

>>378794281
I don't want to respond to every damn statement with a question

>>378794386
u wot

>>378795231
Well give me a reason to believe he's someone I should strive to become
Who the fuck wants to become a military obssessed, no emotions feeling, word repeating, rapid aging autist that died a virgin

>>378795351
Fuck that. Ocelot was just a planner and manipulator. He needed snake or none of his schemes would have worked. He'd just be a hynotized patriot puppet

>>378795603
>mass murderer
He killed nobody if you didn't suck

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I wonder how many impressionable young adults ended up joining the army because of Solid Snake despite being an anti-war series

>>378795635
>Literally noncanon

Uh think you should try again sweetie

How would the outcome of mgs4 change if snake got gunned down in chapter 1?

>>378795790
Snake would be okay with you going to the military, as long as that's what YOU wanted to do.

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>>378794738

>>378795762
He killed: Psycho Mantis, Vulcan Raven and Crying Wolf for sure. If you count his role as the FoxDie carrier then he killed Decoy Octopus and Kenneth Baker.

Snake said it himself. He's just an old killer.

>>378796029
that just in the solid game

he killed :
>Shotmaker
>Machinegun Kid
>Fire Trooper
>Bloody Brad
>Dirty Duck
>Venon Snake
>Black Ninja
>Running Man
>Red Blaster
>Four Horsemen
>Jungle Evil
>Night Fright
And 5 genome soldiers that were invisible in a elevator.

>>378796265
>Hero of beating up old slavs in the jungle.
>Man who eats gross shit.
Every time.

>>378796265

>The man who makes the impossible possible

That is such a cheesy title, but it works great on Solid.

>>378796645
Yup. I didn't think to mention his exploits in the Metal Gear(MSX) games since I don't know people who played them considering how dated they are, not to mention the difficulty.

>>378794281
He got manipulated by literally everyone

>>378796265
"The man who makes the impossible possible." That sounds cheesy as hell, but that's Metal Gear for you. Also, Venom isn't a real Snake if you ask me.

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>>378795762
You do a diservice to the man spreading that trash. He killed, that was his job. He knew they would do the same to him. Every life he took hung over his head till the very end.

Snake had a hard life but his father lived alot longer and was in almost constant warfare his whole life until the day he got put into a coma and had to live with the horrible guilt that he handed the USA and the world to a bunch of wackos who created an AI. Hard to say who had it worse.

>>378797554
I think Snake had a it shittier, but he handled it in stride. Up until MGS4 but at that point you can't really blame him.

>>378795762
Snake is canonically a killer. He might not kill every grunt he comes across but he'll do it in a tough situation. In MGS1 you can't be totally non-lethal like when Snake and Meryl have to shoot all those guards

>>378794386
Fuck you Kojima, Snake has more of a soul than Big Boss or Venom.

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>gets cucked by a man with perpetual diarrhea

Yeah, I don't think anyone should be striving to be like Solid Snake.

>>378794281
You'll wait?

>>378795603
Fuck off Liquid

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>>378795790
I did ...
It's been 10 years. Don't like it anymore but since I have a family I've become a literal wageslave and don't know what else I could do that would give me as much money.

oh well, at least there's an hour a day I can play vidya or try to spark mgs threads.

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>>378794281
>Family life is shit
>Childhood is awful
>Almost manages to kill Big Boss on the battlefield
>His biggest achievement is destroyed right in front of him
>Tortured, beaten, missing limbs
>Rebuilds it damn it.
>Right about porosities and all that junk smacks kids that will be trouble later
>BTFOs Ol' Dr. Broken Legs
>Befriends superior Boss, just goes with it.
>Trains Solid Snake
>Gets his revenge... AGAIN through Solid Snake
>Burns Big Boss and puts him in a coma
>Hangs out in Alaska
>Has a daughter
>Changes his name and sells burgers
>Dies in a comfy cabin, all in his sleep via gas.

I strive to become this guy.

>>378800461
He's our guy

>>378795603
>solid snake
>virgin
no way fag

>>378801682
can't believe I've never seen a no way fag version of the meryl MGS ending with the snowmobile