>Defeat a larger than normal enemy >You've earned

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>>378791030
>Finally out of starting cutscene
>tilt the sticks slightly
>Achievement unlocked! "One small step..."

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>defeat a larger than normal enemy
>no trophy

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>>378791030
>name of achievement is a meme

>Recruit all companions
>Achievement unlocked! "You and what army?"

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>the game doesn't have trophies or achievements

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>Find a rare item/ loot drop
>"All that glitters..."

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>Meet a doctor
>"Dr___ I presume?"

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>>378791491
>i can haz cake?
darksiders 2 did this when obtaining the portal item

>fighting a swordsman
>swordsman tips his hat toward me
>he disappears
>hayai!
>teleports behind me
>unsheathese katana
>i die
>Achievement Unlocked! "Nothin' personel..kid."

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>>378791530
>get killed by female enemy
>*trophy chime* "Clever girl!"

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>>378791030
>get all trophies
>"Thank you for playing!"

>secret encounter is two identical boss monsters
>kill them
>Achievement Unlocked: "Check 'Em!"

>>378791030
Games should have 2-3 achievements/trophies, that's it. Real achievements that are hard as fuck to obtain. That way, when someone says "I got 4 trophies last year" it could actually mean something interesting.

Right now, gamerscore/trophies are mostly a pile of random intervals and checkpoints, and when you smash them all into a single number you end up with nothing meaningful at all. I wonder what's wrong with people who give a shit about them as they are today.

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>obtain an oversized, OP weapon in a game
>Achievement Unlocked: Say hello to my little friend!

>beat casual game
>you have unlocked a rare achievement, only 9% of players have unlocked this

>>378791324
Name 264 games that do this in the next 5 seconds go

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>get first quest
>You earned a trophy! "Adventure Start!"

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>>378791030
>find loot in the bin
>"One man's garbage!"

>>378791030
Name 9 games that do this

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>Master Angler
>(Land 2000 fish)

>>378791030
>Press start
>Achievement unlocked: "The Journey Begins"

>>378791324
>Turn evil
>Achievement Unlocked: "Good is a point of view..."

>>378792152
>do all of the tutorial in a free to play game
>get rare achievement

>Your wife cheats on you
>Achievement unlocked: At least you're not...

>>378792180
You got me. Could only get to 172.

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>finish intro of a sequel
>Achievement unlocked: Back in the Saddle

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>start game
>Achievement Unlocked: The Adventure Begins!
Eat shit.

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>all achievements are missable

>>378792220
Name 20 games that don't.

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>Story chapter ends on a cliffhanger
>achievement unlocked! "Out of the frying pan..."

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>>378792289
[tips internally]

>>378792337
Heh. Nice try...kiddo

>>378791491
I agree with this except in the one case I got a legitimate chuckle when I got the "Dankey Kang" achievement in Halo MCC for killing 1000 brutes.

>main character turns evil
>Achievement unlocked! "Whoever fights monsters..."

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>>378792424
>next chapter picks up and things didnt turn out so bad
>achievement unlocked "and safely landed on the counter"

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>go out of your way to go through a tough and grueling path with at least 10 deaths
>finish after fucking forever
>Achievement unlocked: "Super-Tough Adventurer"

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>>378791030
>Game has a helicopter
>ding! "Get to the Choppa!"

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>Unlock an achievement
>Receive second achievement: "Unlocked your first achievement"

>Achievement unlocked! "Loser!"
>Lose 20 consecutive matches

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>>378792420
Checkmate

>Achievement
>Play the game on Story Mode

What is the point?

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>>378791030
>Get a doublekill
>You have earned a trophy! "Two birds..."

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>>378792220
http://psnprofiles.com/trophy/28-Resistance-2/8-The-Bigger-They-Are
http://psnprofiles.com/trophy/2896-Borderlands-The-Pre-Sequel/23-The-Bigger-They-Are
http://psnprofiles.com/trophy/285-Iron-Man-2/9-The-Bigger-They-Are
http://psnprofiles.com/trophy/1688-Zone-of-the-Enders-HD-Edition/6-The-Bigger-They-Are
http://psnprofiles.com/trophy/793-Rango/41-The-Bigger-They-Are
http://psnprofiles.com/trophy/150-Star-Wars-The-Force-Unleashed/23-The-Bigger-They-Are
http://psnprofiles.com/trophy/4701-Shadow-Complex-Remastered/25-The-Bigger-They-Are
http://psnprofiles.com/trophy/1649-XCOM-Enemy-Unknown/54-The-Bigger-They-Are
http://psnprofiles.com/trophy/942-Harry-Potter-and-the-Deathly-Hallows-Part-2/8-The-Bigger-They-Are-
http://psnprofiles.com/trophy/2754-Pure-Pool/36-The-bigger-they-are-
http://psnprofiles.com/trophy/1754-Disney-Epic-Mickey-2-The-Power-of-Two/37-The-Bigger-They-Are-
http://psnprofiles.com/trophy/1042-Warhammer-40000-Space-Marine/7-The-Bigger-They-Are-
http://psnprofiles.com/trophy/1924-Sacred-Citadel/1-The-bigger-they-are-
http://psnprofiles.com/trophy/1849-METAL-GEAR-RISING-REVENGEANCE/24-The-Bigger-They-Are-
http://psnprofiles.com/trophy/1368-Silent-Hill-Downpour/34-The-Bigger-They-Are-
http://psnprofiles.com/trophy/1121-Disney-Universe/22-The-Bigger-They-Are-
http://psnprofiles.com/trophy/2228-Castlevania-Lords-of-Shadow-Mirror-of-Fate-HD/8-The-bigger-they-are-
http://psnprofiles.com/trophy/2011-Ride-to-Hell-Retribution/28-The-Bigger-They-Are-
http://psnprofiles.com/trophy/3324-SpongeBob-HeroPants/7-The-Bigger-They-Are-
http://psnprofiles.com/trophy/427-DJ-Hero-2/28-The-Bigger-They-Are-
http://psnprofiles.com/trophy/4715-Homefront-The-Revolution/11-The-bigger-they-are%E2%80%A6
http://psnprofiles.com/trophy/48-Fallout-3/49-The-Bigger-They-Are%E2%80%A6
http://psnprofiles.com/trophy/1431-Battleship/8-The-Bigger-They-Are%E2%80%A6
http://psnprofiles.com/trophy/3825-Mad-Max/37-The-Bigger-they-are%E2%80%A6

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>>378792849
jesus

>>378792849
B T F O
T
F
O

>>378792849
haha holy fuck gottem

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>game reaches a point where you have to make a tough decision
>"Damned if you do..."

>Get all the achievments
>Still shit left to do in the game

STOP THIS

Either make the achievments cover 100% of the game or don't include them. People will drop games after gettig every achievment when there's still shit to do!

Peace Walker was bad for it. The Achievments only cover the basics, but there's so much good shit left to do in the game not even covered by achievments. It's a crime.

>>378791324

>Kill a ruthless king
>Achievement Unlocked: "Your New Empire!?"

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>>378792849
Shrekt

>>378792849
...the harder they fall?

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>Max lvl one of your caharcters
>Achievement Unlocked: IT'S OVER 9000!!!

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>Turn against your allies
>ding! "Bite the hand..."

>>378793275
the ellipses are put there by the people making the trophies, and it's a testament to how cliched and dumb most trophies are.

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>Pick up stick
>Achievement unlocked PICKED UP STICK

>>378791030
Achievement Unlocked '...The Harder They Fall'

>>378793483
nah, it'd probably be
>*pop* "It's dangerous to go alone"

>>378793547
that's after you kill 100 of that enemy type and or the final boss.

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>character uses lightning
>"Ride the Lightning" somewhere as a quote, flavor text, ability name, or achievement tied to said character

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>die for the first time
>Achievement unlocked: "Welcome to GAME >:)"

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>get to the part where he kills you
>Achievement Unlocked: The Part Where He Kills You

>The Part Where He Kills You
>Achievement Unlocked: The Part Where He Kills You

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Point being, a good chunk of trophies are inane cliched crap. Time to update the memes.
>fight a magnetic enemy/ fight an enemy in the rain
>"Wash away the anger"

>Well this is the part where he kills you
>Hello, this is the part where I kill you
>Chapter name: The Part Where He Kills You
>Achievement unlocked: The Part Where He Kill You
>Achievement description: This is that part

subtle

>>378794519
>>378794072
c'mon guys

>>378793170
Who the fuck cares?

>>378794519

Name one (1) game that does this.

>>378795334
portal 2 does nigger

>>378793170
I'm slightly upset that Tokyo Jungle didn't have any super-hard trophies, like lasting 100 years as the raptor or something.

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>piss in your own mouth
>Achievement unlocked! "It's sterile and I like the taste."

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>>378794519

Funfact: this part was added in for Valve playtesters, since they kept forgetting what was happening in the story.

>>378794519
That was funny though.

>>378791030
>"The nigger they are..."
>"...the harder they ball"

>>378792043
What?

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>>378796475
Exactly how new are you?
Also check this 3.

>>378796697
I don't get it. Why are you posting Bateman?

>>378791491
postal 2 has multiple reddit achievements

>>378796837
Tell me about Bateman. Why does he wear the coat?

If I make a game, there will be zero achievements. They're either missable tedious bullshit, or unmissable automatically attained.

There was no achievement for getting Benediction in WoW or completing Ocarina of Time without dying.

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>>378792849
>>378792220
Well played!

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>Jump on an enemy
>Mario reference achievement pops

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>>378793320
>>Turn against your allies
>Et tu Brute

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>Game has one achievement
>"Thank you for buying our game!"

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>become undead/immortal
>Who Wants to Live Forever

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>>378792418
>none of the achievements are missable

>>378794519
Oh right the poison, the poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen specially to kill Kuzco... Kuzco's poison.

>>378797110
so he wont get blood on him when he murders his friend

... the bigger they fall

>game seems over, protagonist has learned their lessons and become a better person, goes off to meet with others after time alone
>arrives to chaos and bodies everywhere
>protagonist's friends are literally raped to death
>kingdom is doomed
>protagonist gets killed as well
>screen goes black
>*bling!* [TRUE END]

the Witch and the Hundred Knight played poorly but the story was a hell of a ride

>>378794519
>the song that plays at this part is called... well, guess

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>>378798160
Sick reference

>>378795785
>piss in someone else's mouth until they vomit
>achievement unlocked "R. Kelly's Protege"

Fucking Postal 2 man.

>>378799775
Mfwhen the reference is just right but some fuck messes up the meme

>>378792849
delet this

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>>378791030
>game has achievements tied to its fishing minigame

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>Get two achievements at once for doing one thing

>>378792763
Kek

>>378791030
>larger
For you.

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>>378801061
>Complete game on Ultra Hard Masochist Mode
>still have to complete it on Normie, Very Easy, Easy, Normal... to unlock the achievements

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>>378792849
>mfw

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>game seems to have no achievements
>finish game
>game achievements now show up
>this was to avoid potential spoilers/pacing fuckups

Name me 1 game that does this. There are none. Games with achievements with spoilers in their names/descriptions should fucking die.

>>378801367
>he reads the achievement list before starting the game
Your own fault.

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>>378792849
>>378792220

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>>378801623
Rude

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>>378791491

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>Bronze Trophy
>Dodge 200 random lightning strikes in A ROW
Who would inflict such torture on feeble young minds?

>>378793105
Kane and Lynch did this. One ending gave you "Damned if you do..." other ending gave you "...Damned if you don't.

>>378791704
legitimately increases the odds that I spend time exploring the world naturally and of my own volition

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>play pirated game
>no achievements

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>achievement for backing the game's Kickstarter

>>378791868
what a nightmare

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>>378802707
>not backing the game's kickstarter
Pleb.

>>378801367
>Name me 1 game that does this. There are none.
That's what hidden trophies/achievements are for.

>>378791030
> Get 50 melee kills / 10 melee skills
> "Keep your friends close..."

>>378792849
Aha! He said Nine! You went over by a lot, completely invalidating everything you posted.

>>378792270
i honestly hate these the most

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>>378792849

Absolutely destroyed.

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>>378791030
>most of the achievements are locked behind DLC or Multiplayer
>Multiplayer is dead

>>378792849
Sad

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>trophy descriptions are written from the perspective of the characters

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>"Thank you for supporting our kickstarter " achievement

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>beat the designer's fastest time

>Start Dark Souls 2
>Get told by a bunch of old ladies being purposefully obtuse that I will lose my souls, all of them, over and over again
>Get grabbed by one of the ogres in the bullshit grab attack that doesn't give a shit about hitboxes
>Get achievement, "This is Dark Souls"

Fuck right off. That is still the worst one I've encountered before. What a way to show the player immediately that you misunderstand what makes the games good and what you can expect going forward.

>Achievement names have fucking spoilers

>>378801258
fucking re:COM

>>378804129
Dark Souls 2 felt very heavy handed right at the beginning, you can tell that it was changed to be that way after the media surrounding Dark Souls developed into what it was.

>>378804129
I still have no idea whose idea that was since the rest of the game is nothing like it. I know 2 got fucked over hard in development and was cancelled internally a couple of times and the first director quietly stepped down leaving Tanimura to try and fix the mess but holy fuck what happened?

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>>378792849
THE BIGGER THEY ARE THE HARDER THEY WRIST ROCKET

http://kotaku.com/5428866/the-most-common-achievement-and-trophy-names
Sorry about linking to Kotaku, but you guys got me curious, and the most overused are just one word titles and adjectives. "Untouchable" is the top one.

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>>378805254
>Pack Rat
I hate this.

>>378792849
What in the goddamn

>>378792220
>>378792849
serves you right, you memeing sack of shit

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>>378795932
Why are playtesters so hopelessly fucking moronic?

>dishonored
>mission where you have to sneak into a noble lady's palace and kill her, but her two sisters are disguised in a similar fashion to her
>you can find clues to who is who on the second floor
>guards tell you not to go to the second floor
>playtesters unironically dont go to the second fucking floor because they were told not to, and can't figure out the level
>devs have to simplify it and add more clues

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>>378805903

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>There is an achievement for completing the game without getting any other achievements

>achivement has 4chan referrence
Would not play

>>378805903
They gather a few intentionally retarded individuals to make sure their game doesn't alienate retards. They're a rather large audience, and publishers don't care if their game is shit as long as it can appeal to the broadest possible audience.

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>Option in game that says "You will get an trophy/achievement for doing this"
>Do it
>You get a trophy/achievement
>Description just says "Good job"

>>378801289
sauce?

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>Defeat the story mode of a Multiplayer heavy game

>Diamond Achievement Unlocked, only %5 players completed

>Achievements actually unlock neat things instead of just being imaginary points
This should be done more. It can just be a minor increase in stats or some simple cosmetics, but I like it when achievements actually tie in to gameplay.

>Achievement unlocked: Hero in training
>Destroyed the first training dummy in chapter 1 of the tutorial

>>378805903
>That one playtester that turned the same direction and got lost in the Antlion maze of one of the Half Life 2 Episodes for over half an hour

At that point I would stop worrying about the game and start worrying that the people playing it has short-term memory loss.

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>>378791897
>Win a hacking mini game
Achievement Unlocked: I hate this hacker crap!

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>Type all caps in chat
>Achievement unlocked: BILLY MAYS

>>378805903
>>378806607
Everyone knows that the foolproof way of beating every labyrinth is always turning right.

>>378806514
The in-game cheevos in Liberation Maiden unlock little bits of backstory and info on the world, I really liked that.

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>>378806514
>>Achievements actually unlock neat things instead of just being imaginary points
I got you covered, senpai.

>>378806514
Borderlands actually did that.
It was highly insignificant but neat nonetheless.

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>achievement for dying

>>378796837
GET OUT REEEEEE

>>378801367
Hidden Trophies/Achievements already exist and unless you're reading through the trophy list before playing the game, it really can't possibly spoil you. Grow the fuck up.

>>378801806
I want to vomit.

>>378806535
>Only 20% of users have completed this achievement

>>378804420
They only pop up once you've completed the thing they could spoil, so what's the problem?

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>>378806852
>achievement for dying in a specific way
>dozens of them

>>378805778
gunsmoke was full of tnb rejects like anony now tnb is full of tnb rejects like anony wtf yo

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>"This is the part where he kills us"
>"Hello! This is the part where i kill you!"
>CHAPTER: THIS IS THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU
>achievement unlocked: The Part Where He Kills You...
this is it.

>>378805481
I never realized how much I miss Danny Phantom.

Or his mom in that suit goddamn.

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>edit the game files
>achievement unlocked: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?

>>378791491
All of EU4 cheevos

>>378805903
Tbh I like the fact that the palace mission can be completed without really going into restricted areas, it makes it a little bit unique compared to other levels.
However I think it should have required much more talking, exploring and thinking to find your target beacuse it was way too easy.
Dishonored 2 did it right, there is a moment when you can either solve a quite difficult puzzle by yourself (It is also randomly generated so you can't just look up the answer) or just do the usual sneaking or fighting instead which will reward you with an answer to the puzzle.

>Accept the default name for the protagonist
>Achievement unlocked: Are you sure you even like role playing games?

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>sad moment in the story
>cheevo with an unfunny meme pops up and kills the mood

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>>378806296
>Achievement to complete the story of a singleplayer-only game
>only 7% of players have this achievement

>>378807968
>>Achievement unlocked: Are you sure you even like role playing games?
That should be awarded to plebs that chose to play as Human Male Warrior in any RPG that allows different races.

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>kill one enemy bigger than the player
>Achievement Unlocked: "The Bigger They Are..."
>kill a hundred more of the same enemy
>Achievement Unlocked: "...The Harder They Fall"

>>378791704
>>378802568
This. Achievements take me out of the game world.

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>>378792670
>Game has a solo mission you need to leave your party behind for
>Achievment unlocked! You don't get to bring friends

>>378808236
I second this.

>>378792152
this happened to me with the nuka cola dlc for F4.
>beat the intro quest
>RARE ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

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>sad moment happens ingame
>obnoxious achievements pops up

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>moralfag ending where you sacrifice yourself
>"The needs of the many..."

>>378792569
I'm not ashamed to say it got a laugh out of me.

>>378792220
>>378792849
B T F O

>>378807284
sounds fun actually what game

>>378791030
/v/ has lost all creativity

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>>378792849
BTFO THE FUCK OUT
ESTIMATED RECOVERY: NEXT UNIVERSE CYCLE, PROBABLY

>>378791030
Personally, I never understood the saying "The bigger they are, the harder they fall." That's just stating an obvious thing, it would be like going into a battle and saying "If you get shot, it's going to hurt" beforehand.

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>Character wakes up in the middle of an event
>Chapter name/Achievment unlocked: Rude Awakening

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>Achievement Locked: Kill [party member]
>it's not a hidden achievement

>>378811661
I'm starting to think the OP made this thread with that joke in mind, but I also don't want to give him the benefit of the doubt.

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>Open a door
>Achievement Unlocked: "When one door closes..."

>>378792418
>Trophy is permanently missable.

>>378807284
>Finish the game and max level.
>No regular enemies are able to kill you now.

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>Die
>Achievement unlocked: Welcome to Dark Souls

>>378812806
It's not that it's obvious, it's that a very big opponent being felled (possibly by knocking them off balance) can and does result in more significant consequences than a smaller opponent.

Knock down a normal human and yeah, they'll probably get hurt a bit, possibly severely. Knock down Goliath and he crashes to the ground, potentially crushing his allies and sustaining much more severe injuries due to his increased mass.

It also can indicate that size is itself a weakness, especially in a humanoid due to balancing issues.

>>378807526
dude are u a fuckin little kid.
are u a baby or smthn?
are you one of those people that says that pixar movies are for everyone and that they have adult references or whatever.
dude do you watch cartoons for real dude?
how old are you dude?
people shouldnt enable you to behave like this.
being 24 and watching cartoons and playing marios bouncy castle is completely normal because its for everyone ok dude....
what if u were drafted for war.
would you be thinking about danny phantom then.
ok dude... lil baby dude... do me a favor and stop thinking abotu danny phantom and you should probably skip the next pixar movie and the everything wrong with incredibles 2 bad trailer honest trailer reaction videos that you watch.
56 things i found in finding nemo 2 that i just simply had a problem with. 34 minute video
my review of spongebob season 1-3 (also my 27th birthday!!!) 51 minutes youtube.
actually forget about it.
have fun
start thinking more about cartoons.
didnt you enjoy being a child?
i dont like thinkign about adult things. i like cartoons and tv and sodie and cookies. whos going to wipe my ass?
not me im watching danny phantom live stream speedrun for ps2 all day mothafucka.

>>378803257
Name me TWO Left 4 Dead games that do this

You can't do it faggot

>>378815364
Is this a new copypasta

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>>378815364

>>378815645
Left 4 Dead
Left 4 Dead: Seizonshatachi

>>378815839
just stated it all me dude

>>378815839
sure, why not
you know what to do

>>378791030
Those Behemoths were ridiculous if you were a melee character. I bet you didn't play it at the highest difficulty, scum.

>>378793170
Conversely
>100% game
>barely get half the acheivements

>Get platinum trophies just by playing through the game

Oh Telltale, your games are dumb but you're perfect for faggots who try to get as many achievements as possible

>beat the game on normal
>don't get the achievement for beating it on easy

>>378816581
>Get platinum but only if you do some arbitrary nonsense in a specific way, at a specific time, a thousand times every day.
I don't know what's worse, really.

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>>378815364
>>378815839
I'm glad my boner for Mrs.Fenton helped cook up some tasty copypasta

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>Die
>Welcome to <game>

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>defeat spirit enemy
>Achievement Unlocked! "Who You Gonna Call..."

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>>378807760
>pirate the game
>download 100% save to see the characters
>delete the game in order to buy it
>forget about the save
>steam gives you 99% of the achievements when you first open the game
>no means to delete them
>can't 100% the game legitimately
GUILT FUCKING TRIP

>>378796837
>>378797110
these goddamn memes are following me everywhere.

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>>378818268
>Gee Anon, can't help but notice you've completed most of my game within seconds.
That's quite an achievement, ha!
>But seriously explain yourself.

>>378801984
But you need it to get the weeeaappoonnn

>>378818090
ty bubby

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>>378815364

>>378803826
>beat The Stig's time on Imola with the Ferrari 458
Fucking kill me

>>378792849
wtf i love tripfags now

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>achievement is LITERALLY the first thing that happens in game
>only 70% of players have unlocked this

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>There's an achievement that makes fun of you for doing badly

>>378819636
Blame compulsive Steam Sale buyers

>>378801258
Uncharted gives you the lesser difficulty trophies

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>>378792849
STATUS: [X] SHOT IN HIS QUEER FACE

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>>378792849
it's not like i'm at all surprised but it's still disgusting to see.

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>>378792418
>achievement is borderline impossible after game dies off

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>Have two morally ambiguous choices to make
>Quicksave because I paid for the full experience
>Make choice #1
>"Achievement: Damned if you do..."
>Quickload
>Make choice #2
>"Achievement:...damned if you don't"

>>378820490
Name 375,983 games that do this in the next ten seconds or else bub

>>378793857
>Achievement description: This is that part

>>378821534
Heh. Nice try. Kid.

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>upgrade weapon
>Achievement unlocked: Locked and loaded
>upgrade player
>Achievement unlocked: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
>upgrade/buy grenade
>Achievement unlocked: *insert pun about explosions*

>Achievement unlocked only by having purchased the game in early access. ;)

>>378801806
ew

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>>378801806
I don't think I've ever seen a game with as big a gap in the quality of the gameplay and the writing as Magicka. It's nothing short of incredible.

>>378822019
>Achievement unlocked: BUSINESS IS BOOMING

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>Achievement unlocked
>Thank you for pre-ordering!

>>378791030
>skeleton boss
>"Ice to meet you!"

>>378823268
>fire boss
>Let's shake things up!

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>>378792849

>>378822775
Is this from How to Bomb the US Govt?

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>>378796697
You mean this 3?

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>>378792569
>Getting all the Chips Dubbo achievements in Halo:MCC when you haven't even heard him speak yet

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>>378824570

Holy shit

>>378812849
damn i made this gif years ago

>>378824570
Pathetic.

I'll show you how to get a 3.

>>378825520
God you fucking suck let me show you how it's done

>>378793857
Portal 2 did this

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>>378791030
>complete the first stage of a game
>earned the trophy "stage 1 complete"

>>378791747
Where are they now?: jimmy neutron

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>>378792065
Games shouldn't have Achievements. Its a fucking cop out replacement to in-game rewards and replay value.

Remember Ratchet & Clank? You got skill points for doing all sorts of shit and you unlocked secrets and extras by getting skill points.

That sort of content is replaced by an E-peen Achievement system woth zero actual value.

One if the many cancers introduced by Microsoft to the industry.

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>Die for the first time.
>Achievement unlocked!

>>378793846
Man, that really set the tone for DaSII

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>>378791750
>meet a doctor
>"Dr ____, I'm CIA."

>die from fall damage
>"He didn't fly so good."

>kill a larger-than-normal enemy
>"You're a big guy"

>beat the game on the hardest difficulty
>I did it for you

>>378808045
What is Umihara Kawase?

>infiltrate enemy base undercover/gain enemy equipment
>achievement unlocked "know thy enemy..."

>>378827597

The reason they have them is to track what players are doing in the game. If only 10% finish a 30 hour game, maybe it would be better to make a 20 hour game for the sequel. Or cut out an optional area only 2% of players will ever see.

>Complete tutorial
>Achievement unlocked: "Baby Steps"

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>start the fight with a VERY large humanoid boss
>[achievement unlocked] You're a big guy

>defeat them
>[achievement unlocked] For you

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>>378792220
Fucking blown the fuck out of the park

>>378826075
Casuals

Check my 567

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>Achievement: die 50 times
>you're too good at the game

>>378803257
Dead Rising 2. Except it was within the first month that TIR died

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>Start up FPS
>It ain't me starts playing
>nail bomb goes off
>Achievement Unlocked: Nail'd It Ariana

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>>378820994

>>378805903
This reminds me of that guy who showcased Black Mesa and got stuck cause he didn't know what crouch-jumping was.

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>>378831340
>>378825520
>>378824570
>>378796697

>>378791030
>bump into a wall an excessive amount of times
>achievement unlocked: are you retarded

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>beat small little game
>1700 achievements unlocked

>>378833729
Zup fucking 3

>>378805993
this triggers me on so many levels, please invent save space for hardcore gamers.

>>378833818
it's hilarious how zup 1-3 can be beaten within a few hours and will net you over 3000 achievements. sadly zup 4 has only like 500 or so. the devs should have went all out and make a game with over 10000 achievements.

>>378833729
>start playing a new game
>Achievement unlocked: DAD'S SWORD
>Achievement unlocked: DAD'S SHIELD
>Achievement unlocked: FULL OUTFIT
>Achievement unlocked: EXIT YOUR HOUSE
>Achievement unlocked: TALKED TO CUTIE
>Achievement unlocked: SWORD VS. BIRD
>Achievement unlocked: 1 DOWN, A LIFETIME TO GO
>Achievement unlocked: FINISH AREA 1-1
>Achievement unlocked: BOSS DEFEATED
>Achievement unlocked: SKILLIN' UP
within 5 minutes

>>378818268
You do know there's a steam achievement editor?

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>>378815364

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>>378791704
>Game has achievements that are legitimate challenges (but not stupidly tedious or difficult) or has a challenge mode that rewards you with bonus content for completing it

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>>378796697

>>378834925
Oh boy here we go

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>>378834925

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>>378834925

>>378834925
nice 5 but check this 3

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>Most of the achievement names are jokes and puns, with them trying to be funny
>None of them are funny
>Some are even memes

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>>378834925
holy shit put me in the reddit screen cap

>>378792849
Put me in the lower-right corner of the screen cap at a 20 degree clockwise tilt, Reddit.

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>>378834925
activated my trap four

I know it's not in the spirit of this thread, but here's a real experience.

>brother and I are a fan of Guilty Gear
>long before Xrd
>"hey this game is made by the same guys"
>buy BlazBlue
>first round of versus
>Draw
>Achievement Unlocked: Things Just Got Real

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>Achievement Unlocked
>"Better to reign in hell.."

>>378827597
>Its a fucking cop out replacement to in-game rewards and replay value.
There is absolutely no reason achievements can't unlock in game items

>>378791030
>defeat the final boss
You've earned a trophy! "The End?"

>Persona 5
>Only 70 something % of people got the Kamoshitta trophy

>>378809434
To be fair, I was burnt out by then, and I actually platted that game...

>achievement list
>all of them are "Secret"
>will only show when unlocked
what the fuck man

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>Game has x chapters
>Game has x+2 achievements
>The last two achievements are for starting the game and beating it

>>378791868
Top Kek

>>378806682
>Achievement Unlocked: HACK THE PLANET!

>>378803257
Fucking max Payne 3.

>>378792220
I remember the cod mw games had a shit ton of fucking challenges with those names

>>378792849
someone should make a screencap so everyone knows tripfriends are the best posters on this anonymous image board!
I wish we would have a login system already, like tumblr...

>>378832464
That was fucking DSP.

>>378832464
BUGGED GAME MECHANICS

>>378818268
http://gib.me/sam/

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>>378792849
Why are there so many replies?

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>>378835421

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>>378792849

>>378806514
>Achievement milestone weapons in TF2
No wonder why achievement servers were such a big deal.

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>>378836661
Oh baby

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>>378792849
motherfucker

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>Game has a trophy for dubs

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>>378836661

>>378836661
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

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>Game has an achievement title that seems like an obvious spoiler, such as "Kill [friendly character]"
>It's actually a red-herring to throw you off or trick you

>>378836635
because faggot meme'd and got meme'd on by a fucking tripfag.
If a tripfag corrects your error, you fucked up big time because tripfags are bottom tier
especialy 40% since he is a furry

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>>378836661
Impressive.
Then... how about this 7?

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>>378836937

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>>378836937

>>378836937
>>378836661
AHHHHH!!
I would like a 9 but I will end up getting a 6 instead

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>>378836989

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What are the odds of getting dubs? 1 in 10?

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>>378836661

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>>378836937
Well done but can you beat this 8?

>>378836989
Wishes do come true, anon...

>>378837058
welp