>ORLANDO, Fla. - In a recently filed trademark for Universal’s

How long until someone gets killed on that thing

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Metroid Prime VR

>>378781773
>kid gets decapitated
>blood sprays over a plastic statue of Mario

can you imagine the internet

Oh boy, another ride where I sit in a vehicle and watch a 3D movie, thanks Universal for your incredibly diverse rides.

Ten bucks its just a moving TV screen like most universal rides are.
Should have gone to Disney tb.h

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Bomberman

>>378781854
Can you imagine /v/? Ten pages of the same gore-spattered mario with HAHAHAHA NINTENDO'S FINISHED accompanying them

>>378781976

>live in Orlando
>have an annual pass
>get early access to the new Transformers 3D ride
>wait 90 minutes in line
>it's literally the same as the Spiderman 3D ride but with Transformers instead

>>378782003
>"But guys... It's Universal Studio's problem"

>"HAAAAAAAAAAHA NOPE NINTENDOOMED"

>>378782176

This, if you faggots have ever been to Universal literally ALL of their rides are the same.

It's just going to be a shitty simulator ride. You'll probably sit in some Kart and stare at a screen while your chair vibrates and shakes. Big fucking whoop.

>video game events

Yes, I sure love spending thousands of dollars traveling to Orlando and spending hundreds on a ticket to Universal only to play video games that I can experience at home. What the fuck are they thinking?

>>378782758
>tfw hollywood is a drive away
I like the Mummy and Jurassic Park rides.

And the Harry Potter one.

>>378782913
You literally just listed the only three worthwhile rides in the entire park honestly

>>378782913

The first harry potter ride is based as fuck. The new one is pretty lame.

And the Butter Beer is awesome, but you can't buy one and some alcohol - they make you drink the alcohol in front of them so I need to sneak a flask in or get a friend to buy shots. Butter Beer and vodka or rum is delicious.

>>378783173

>not liking the Hulk and Dueling Dragons

Anyway, Busch Gardens is superior but fuck whatever retarded civil engineer decided to have a single merge lane from I-4 to 275 in Tampa. Biggest fucking bottleneck in the state.

>>378783404
>Dueling Dragons
RIP
Glad I rode it before it was nuked

>>378783173
I remember going the the Simpsons ride for the first time as a kid and being underwhelmed.

>Terminator show replaced with shitty Despicable Me ride
They didn't even try with that one honestly. I had low expectations with that ride and was still extremely disappointed.

>>378783404
>>378783195
Not at Hollywood, unfortunately.

>>378782758
You obviously haven't been since before Wizarding World. The technological advancements in amusement park rides is insane.

>>378783603

>Despicable Me ride

In Orlando they replaced the Jimmy Neutron ride with it. At least we still have the Shrek "ride." I was so drunk one time that the vibrating seats in the galloping section made me fall off onto the floor and security kicked me out.

Oh, do they still have the Indiana Jones ride in Hollywood? Or am I thinking Japan?

>>378783534

Didn't someone get decapitated from the foot of someone from another coaster hitting them in the head?

>No love for MiB
I only went once like 8+ years ago but I remember having a great time there.

>going all the way to Florida to ride go-karts
no thanks, there's a go-kart track nearby if I wanted to ride them.

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>>378783969

>be gunfag
>regularly go to the range
>go to the MiB ride (it's a mobile shooting gallery if you don't know)
>get BTFO by fucking little girls because they hit the big red button faster than I can
>mfw

>>378783932
No Indiana Jones ride sadly. We still have Shrek though.

>>378783827
I'm surprised by the new Harry Potter ride going up and down and all around. Threw me for a literal loop. The one thing I fucking hate is the conveyor belts you have to run on to get in a seat for the ride.

>>378784007
Can you throw exploding blue shells at your opponents in your go-kart track?

>>378783932
Indiana Jones is at Disneyland, not Universal.

>>378781773
>Someone actually slips on a banana peel

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>go to theme park with friends
>we get in the single rider lane because it's twice as fast as the regular line
>i'm up next
>they place me in some girls
>ewwwwwwwwww, do we have to ride with him?
>mfw

are go karts still around? I never see them anymore

>>378784114
>Went like 4 different times
>Only noticed it had two endings depending on the score the last time thanks to riding with two kids that doubled my score
I'm a casual but I still felt shame, watching the new ending blew my mind though.

>>378784404
Yep. I live near a Rocky and Bullwinkle themed entertainment center that has Golf, Go Karts, two huge floors worth of arcade games

>>378784492
Same here, but it's one floor, not themed, and also has bumper cars/boats and Laser Tag.

>>378784492
family fun center? it also has bumper boats

>>378781597
>Mario kart ride
Everything will be fun and happy until someone gets killed by a fucking blue shell at high speed

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>>378784404

Nigga, in Orlando we have fucking FOUR STORY GO-KART TRACKS.

Shit is awesome, me and my friends get drunk and basically buy out the track for a round. Legal drunk driving.

Didn't they have a silent hill haunted house at one point?

>>378781993
Disney has no room left to expand

>>378785185

Universal haunted houses were scary for the first 5 years when I was a kid. But now, it's literally a non-stop conga line where it's always the person ahead of you or behind you getting scared by an actor. Shit is lame. However, they added a VR experience which is legit scary.

>>378784875
I'm sad that the old classic go karts at the front entrance of Old Town went away. I mean granted the race track is outdated and the 4 floor one is better, but it was still a classic.

>>378785639

>olde town

Shit, I haven't been there in a decade. Did they get rid of that crazy hammer ride up front that slowly lifted you up and turned you upside down? They better have thorn down that shitty roller coaster they had.

How would /v/ make a real life Mario Kart? Here's my idea:

>road has digital aspects and is connected to computers along with karts
>images of item boxes along the road, similar to SMK
>driving over boxes would give you item, item would appear on screen in Kart
>press a button on Kart and image of item is projected on road
>would cause karts that drive over it to actually spin out
>parts of road would be swapped out to create a different course

>>378781597
This shouldn't even be news since it's one of the most obvious choices.

>>378781773
Many parks have kart areas and nothing ever happened so far, they're usually quite dumbed down to keep them safe for the larger crowd.

>>378784875

So basically, it's like racing around in a parking garage drunk

I just got back from UO last week. That shit is so cash. Some of the older stuff needs to go tho

>>378785892
I'd Just make it normal go karts, to minimize on costs. It'll sell on name alone and any digital aspect would be too expensive to implement

>>378782003
we'll see that reaction image as the OP for every Nintendoomed thread for 10 years

>>378784875
>reddit spacing

you have to go back

>>378781597
Ugh thank god. This will keep the little shit heads away from all the other attractions. Now I can wait in harry potter world for all the babes instead of seeing shit eating fuck kids.

>>378786385
>>>/g/

>>378786440

the tram from universal to islands of adventure has a ridiculous long wait.

didn't they replace the jaws ride with something too?

>>378785892
Literally just regular go karts in the shape of Donut Plains

>>378786558
Jaws is gone twister is gone earthquake is gone dueling dragons is gone

>>378786741
dueling dragons is still there. its just renamed and since universal was sued they wont run both coasters at sametime.

>>378781597
What I'm more interested is in the merchandizing the'll sell:

>"Clothing, namely, coats, dresses, Halloween costumes, hoodies, jackets, pullovers, t-shirts, shirts, shorts, sleepwear, sweatshirts, tops, loungewear, underwear, infant wear, wrist bands, warm-up suits, vests; gloves as clothing; socks and stockings; neckties; headwear; scarves; mufflers; waistbands; belts for clothing; footwear; clothes for sports namely, athletic pants, athletic shorts, athletic shirts, athletic tops, swimwear; masquerade costumes..."

Sounds crazy.

>>378786741
I thought DD just got repainted as a Harry Potter ride.

>>378787181
Wasn't even repainted or anything. They just changed the name of the ride. Everything else is still the same. Luckily universal didn't change that much of it. I only regert not buying a t or suv of the DD.

>>378786741
>>378787006
>>378787181
This. Dueling Dragons was rebranded as the "Dragon Challenge", and they stopped running both coasters at the same time because someone got injured.

>>378785892
This, but the item effects can only happen in straights so people won't be injured while being "hit" entering or in a curve.

>>378787109
>gloves as clothing
As opposed to gloves as what?

>>378782003
we already have those threads every single day though

>>378787487
Fashion accessories or sporting goods, I guess.

>>378787487
emergency condoms if they're latex

>there are people in this thread that have never been to Seaworld and fed the dolphins
>they never pulled the fish away at the last second
>they never had the dolphin wise up real quick and snatch that shit outta your hand

Shame they banned the feeding in the dolphin pool

>Metroid/Splatoon Laser Skirmish
>Pikmen area to walk about in
>Walk through of one of the Zelda Dungeons

There are actually some many things they can do actually.

>>378788141

Too bad it will all be Mario instead.

>>378784735
>>378784726
Yep. Family Fun Center.

does Pokemon get to be a part of Nintendo Land? I would be dissapointed, but I know that the Pokemon IP is hung up on something

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>>378788790
Doubt it, since it is co-owned by Nintendo, TPCi and Creatures.

But it does appear as part of the Nintendo/Uniqlo shirt range, so you never know...

Portal

>>378789017
I just want a thing like the New York pokemon center close to where i live

>>378788790

Pokemon is owned by The Pokemon Company, that was founded by Nintendo, Game Freak, and Creatures. Every decision made about Pokemon goes through TPC, and sometime's it's bullshit, like how Smash Bros. alt colors can't change too much, so Pikachu HAS to be yellow, and in Super Mario Maker the Pokemon costumes weren't allowed the classic sound effects.

>>378781773
According to patents, the Mario kart ride is going to be indoors in a room surrounded by screens, allowing you to control the kart.

>>378789408
>in Super Mario Maker the Pokemon costumes weren't allowed the classic sound effects.
Never understood this. Why not give them the iconic sounds we know instead of generic boin-boing sound effects?

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>>378789537
So... a room full of Mario Kart GP cabinets.

Cool. It is a nice game.

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>>378789537
That sounds awful I think, but I'm not 100% sure what that means. How big is this room and how much control do we have?

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>>378789938

Here are the patents for it.

>>378781597
It's too bad Florida is going to be underwater in a few years.

>>378790279
Ok, that could actually be pretty fun. Would hate to be the person in the backseat though.

>>378781597
Hitman as fucking real life attraction? How fucking old are you?! Its whole bunch of paid actors that suppose to act natural and play stupid all the time. People are obviously more aware of their surroundings and suspicious people than Hitman NPCs.
So basically its Westworld level shit and not possible financially, its also pretty fucking stupid.
Only way you can get similar experience is playing something like The Ship. All you need is gather people in one place, put some supposed tools of murder and give everyone a name of their random victim. Everything else is simple roleplay. Im sure somewhere someone is into roleplay and does this kind of game too,

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>>378790279

Here's the Donkey Kong patents for good measure.

>>378782176

I yhought spiderman 3d was in islands of adventure. Isn't that a Disney park?

>>378785383
That's why they're getting rid of older junk like Frontierland.

>>378782176
>Live in Florida, about two hours away from Orlanda
>Haven't gone to Universal/Islands of Adventure in years (Last time I was there they had the Back to the Future Ride)
Do they still have all of the Marvel character stuff?

>Universal Japan
>Orlando
Doesn't matter. I didn't renew my annual pass. Kissimmee is three hours away so I don't end up going very often. It's sightly too far for a day trip.

>>378783534
>Couldn't ride Dueling Dragons because there was a sudden storm that made them close it down
>Have the two dragon plushies somewhere though

>>378783404
Is Busch Gardens any better? I've gone to Disney so many times that there's nothing new to see until they add in the new stuff they have planned.

>>378790506
God that's horrifying

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>>378790512

No. There are two Universal Parks in Orlando. Islands of Adventure and Universal Studios Orlando. They've always sold tickets separately or a 2-in-1 pass. Now the Harry Potter section is expanded so half of it is in Islands and half of it is in Studios, so if you wanted to see everything Harry Potter has to offer, you HAVE to get the 2-in-1 pass.

>>378785383
Orlando has only developed 1/3 of its entire property

>>378790929
Marvel street is still there but it's pretty shit. Most of the Studios park is pretty shit. The only reason to go to that side is to run The Mummy twenty times in a row because the single riders line is usually empty.

>Universal has constantly been getting their ass kicked by Disney because no one cares about Universal films the same way they do about Disney
>Jurassic Park is a small corner in Islands of Adventure
>Harry Potter was the first time people gave a shit in a long time
>They start adding in Nintendo stuff
>Suddenly everyone wants to go to Universal now

>>378791109
Disney and Universal are not in Orlando.

>>378791428
>Not riding Rip Ride Rockit so you can play Bring Me to Life

That jimmy fallon ride is wack. Kong is ok but not great

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>>378791569
Orlando is a county, and Kissimmee is in the county.

>>378791624
I hit that a few times when the line isn't that long. Usually save it for the end of the day when I'm drunk enough to talk to people in line.

>>378791569
You wouldn't know what the fuck I was talking about if I said Buena Vista or something about Reedy Creek

That simpsons ride is vomit inducing trash. Its awesome getting a duff beer at moes though

>>378791717
Orlando and Kissimmee aren't in the same county and neither is named after Orlando.

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I hate Universal so much, but at least they are building new rides.

Disney is literally taking down their classics and ruining them. Whoever is in charge of the parks needs to be fucking fired.

>>378784114
Lol pleb

>>378792006
>Non-Florida resident arguing with a Florida resident
Nice try though.

>>378792102
Nobody cares about cali disney anymore. Let it rot.

>all these Florida bros

Who south FL here

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>>378789017
>based Kirby shirt only available in kids sizes

>>378792102
The new avatar "flight of passage" ride was fucking awesome though.

It was a perfection of the crude idea behind Soarin

>>378781814
Screw that, laser tag. Never enough of them in the world. Or rather, make it like the Men in Black ride. You sit in Samus' Ship and blast at space pirates, Ridley and Mother Brain, while also trying to disrupt the other players.

>>378792102
Fuck me, when did this happen?

>>378792102
Depends on the classic. They're changing Hollywood Tower of Terror? Bummer.
Shit like Swiss Family Robinson Treehouse, Tom Sawyer's Island, and some of other stuff is so fucking outdated now that they just need to go.

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>>378789017
>Every Pokemon shirt has Pikachu on it
>The only shirt that doesn't have it has fucking Magikarp instead
>No F-Zero or Rhythm heaven Shirts
I want Normies to Commit Sudoku

>>378792202
Nah m8, I'm in Largo
/v/ has a surprising amount of Florida bros.
>Tfw no rain for yet another week

one of them jurassic park two handed gun games but metroid themed

>>378792102
>>378792287
>>378792302
>It's just the California Adventure one
>Original tower of terror still operational
wew way to mislead
fucking assholes

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>>378792102
What is THAT thing?

>>378792176
>Orange county and Osceola county are both named Orlando

>>378787570
Exactly.

>>378792287
They just did it in California. The original still stands in MGM Studios (now Hollywood Studios, soon to be Hollywood Experience or some shit like that)

>tfw orlando disney cant have marvel because universal bought the theme park rights like 18 years ago

>>378792102

Disneyland in California literally has no more land for building. Just to make Star Wars Land they need to use one of their parking lots. Their version of Tower of Terror is garbage anyway.

Florida has tons and tons of unused space. They could probably open another 4 theme parks if they wanted to. Right now they're trying to fix Hollywood Studiod and they just made Animal Kingdom good.

Epcot needs fucking help though, like really bad. It's pathetic how aged it is.

>>378792419
Oh it is? Then who gives a shit, Disney Land in Cali is shit.

>>378792202
Fort Myers Beach reporting in, my friend.

>>378792430
Stop being a tard
You are conveniently ignoring>>378791970

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>Live in Florida
>Love Disney
>Pretty much love Kingdom Hearts by default
Funny how that works

>>378792202
Boca Raton comin' though

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Sup

>monster hunter in japan doesn't actually let you hunt monsters and make armor and weapons out of their parts
Bullshit

>>378792287
>>378792421

Guardians of the Galaxy ride

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luFaiyTrASY

Don't worry it's just in California, the original is still safe in Florida for now, I wouldn't be surprised if they change it

>>378791428
>not enjoying how marvel was in the 90s before allowing the SJW shit
Marvel island is kino

>>378792818
>plastic
>cups
You're kidding me

>>378792980
They dont give bottles out

>>378781597
Wait, Super Nintendo World is gonna be in Japan? Fuck, I thought it was gonna be in Universal Florida

>>378792102
Why do you hate universal

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>>378792857
I think they'll want the exclusive.

Future world in Epcot is on World's chopping block. Shame too, Epcot is maximum comfy

>>378792980

It's a theme park, they can't have people just walk out of the restaurant with real cups.

>>378793041
Pretty sure it's both

>>378792202
Broward county reporting

>>378793041
Both anon.

Too bad it wont be open for like 6 years

>>378793082
The NBC bar has glass

>>378792564
>Epcot needs fucking help though
This

Epcot is total fucking ass

>>378793041
It's coming to Japan first in 2020.

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>tfw live in Las Vegas and we don't have cool theme parks here

All we have are a bunch of gimmick locations like Adventuredome and the fucking Stratosphere. Don't even bother looking them up, they're awful. I just want to go on a decent rollercoaster without having to plan a fucking road trip to go on some.

>>378793176
Its not in the park

>>378781597
>Wants an edgy hitman attraction

Wait until you have no HUD nor a 3rd person camera.
You'll hate it.

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>>378793043
Not him but every ride is fucking tryhard bullshit with screens. It's always a "we gotta get you out of here" story and it always needs to fucking spray you right in the goddamn face.
The roller coasters and Halloween Horror Nights are pretty great though

>>378784492
Is that the one with the Chuck E. Cheese-ish Rocky and Bullwinkle animatronics?

>>378792202
Broward, though I'm currently riding back from Pensacola.

>>378793215
City Walk is better anyway. Just leave the "park" to get food and beer.

>>378791089
>Is Busch Gardens any better?

Busch Garden has awesome rides and short lines. It's just a bitch driving there. Food and shows suck, but they have 10 coasters/drop rides so you can just do a few circuits.

>make "Super Nintendo World"
>only have Mario rides
What's even the fucking point? Why not just call it Super Mario World?

>>378793343
Tru tru. I got fucking wasted at citywalk last time i was there

>>378786440
>This will keep the little shit heads away from all the other attractions.
You live in Japan?

I hope you're not expecting this to leave Japan until at least 2020.

>>378793375
Busch gardens is closer to me. Right up 75 is about two hours instead of the three hours taking 17/31

>>378793072

They can do whatever they want with Epcot and I would gladly be on board, it's so outdated now. The problem with that park is the entire theme of it is irrelevant now. It was about envisioning the future of the world, but it's decades old now that it's so dated.

>>378791089
Busch Gardens has the best rollercoaster sin FL. Montu is my favorite rollercoaster

Busch gardens is where you go when you wanna get robbed at knife point

>>378792202

>finally get a good paying job
>looking for a yellow convertible corvette
>best selection is in south florida
>everyone is $5,000+ more expensive than the ones in Orlando and up north

WHY IS EVERYTHING SO EXPENSIVE SOUTH OF OCALA?

>stomp on mickey's foot
>he cries and gets Aladdin to lecture you
>stomp on Mario's foot
>he BINGS

>>378793072
>Epcot is really fucking cool, and I loved all the future tech stuff
>But they haven't changed anything in years, and most of it isn't new technology anymore
>Feels extremely outdated
Also Japan is always so goddamn busy, it's literally become the most popular place. It sucks because I can remember when that wasn't the case. They're also doing some kind of remodeling and cut out a section of the store and put up this really cheap, shitty looking wall.

>>378792564
>>378793202
Childhood is not liking Epcot because it has the fewest rides and World Showcase is boring. Adulthood is realizing waiting in line for a 60s ride is a waste and the restaurants in world showcase are amazing.

Amazing that Nintendo is making a theme park and yet even there it will be socially unacceptable to play 3DS

>>378789589
The non-amiibo Pokemon ones have custom sound effects, though. Better than nothing.

>>378793575
That crash test dummy course was my favorite ride, hell yes

>>378793484
I haven't been to Disney in 15 years and never experienced Epcot. How much time do I have to drink around the world before they tear it down? And how much are Florida prices these days?

>>378793516
As kids we'd always rush over to Montu and ride it a couple times before the rest of the park filled out. I haven't been there in 10 years I think.

>>378793072
Aren't they replacing universe of energy with TRON or something?

>>378793545
You don't know inflated prices until you've seen Boca or Naples.

>>378793546
It should play the hurt noise when it happens and Mario should go wah wah wah.

>>378792102

I just wish Disney would go back to making original concepts for their rides and stop shoving their IPs in every park.

Space Mountain, Haunted Mansion, Splash Mountain, Pirates of the Caribbean... they were all original shit they came up with and they're beloved classics.

Now it's Frozen/Avatar/Marvel/Star Wars all over.

>>378793663
They'll never tear it down. It's symbolic of the park itself, and very popular among parents/adults.

>>378793780
Star wars land is gonna be dope tho

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>>378792102
>that new building

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>a few years ago, a company was going to build a roller coaster only park in Orlando starting with 12 coasters
>the neighbors nearby bitched about the possible noise and shut it down

FUCK YOUR SHOWS AND KIDDIE RIDES, I WANT A HARDCORE PARK

>>378793789
Tear it down meaning changing it significantly. How long do I have to see it how it used to be?

What would an Animal Crossing attraction be like? Just a gathering place for furries?

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>>378793484
It does desperately need and update but I hope they kinda keep the retro-future aesthetic. The music/atmosphere is so unique. Just listen to this shit: https://youtu.be/v_JRMeAz444

Tron track a shit

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>Toon Town got replaced by this carnival stuff which is honestly much better
>But they took out Mickey and Minnie's houses

>>378793780
Isn't Splash Mountain themed after the old Br'er Rabbit cartoons?

>>378793789
I dunno. I thought they'd never take down the Fantasia hat at MGM, but they did.

>they cant ever take out e.t. because spielberg wrote it into the contract

Based

>>378793756
>Boca

I haven't been there in about 7 years. Is there literally still nothing to do? Seriously, I don't know if Jacksonville or Boca Raton are the most boring towns in Florida and maybe the US.

>>378793780
Splash Mountain isn't original, it's based on Song of the South.

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>>378793663

The World Showcase probably isn't going anywhere since it's still a very popular and relevant part of Epcot. You have plenty of time. It's the front of the park (Future World, which was suppose to be the big meat of it), that needs desperate help.

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>>378793895
Oh man the Electric Umbrella. I like the aesthetic, shame they sell the same cheaply made shit that's sold everywhere else.
It's my personal tradition to eat here.

>>378793891
>Someone walking around in an Isabelle mascot costume
>Convince her to show you her office in the back
>End up humping the suit to orgasm
>Head is pulled off and it's some fat, sweaty bald guy

>>378793881
People buy houses next to Sebring and then complain about race noise. It's one of the best tracks in the world and faggots are trying to shut it down. Just buy a house anywhere else. It's not like there's a land shortage in bum fuck nowhere Sebring.

>>378793654
They didn't add that ride until I was a teenager. The first time I went to Epcot it was basically world showcase and future showcase and I was bored out of my mind.

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Why doesn't Miami (the fucking population and financial center of Florida) have any theme parks?

>>378793674
They may (they keep it vague for us wage slaves)

I hope bring that ride to replace tomorrowland speedway and do something else with Epcot
It looks dope
https://youtu.be/taeucixxrdM

>>378794021
>Ellen's Energy Adventure
Fuck you, Disney. Walt wouldn't let that dyke have her own fucking "attraction."

>>378793935

The Fantasia hat was put up in 2001 and was always suppose to be temporary for their 100 anniversary celebration, they just got lazy as fuck to the point it became an icon. I'm so glad it's gone because it was hideous.

Idaho here.

I can't tell if Florida is the best state or the worst state. You fuckers are seriously bi-polar as fuck.

>>378793965
Cape Coral is the most boring town in Florida. It's the biggest grid of identical houses in the state. They're cheap to so it's full of trash people.

>>378781597
Pikmin Garden with everyday objects gigantized.

>>378793935
The Fantasia hat was originally just supposed to be for the 25 year aniversary. They only kept it up for a few years because it became the unofficial centerpiece of the park and even then, by the end it was just a cover for a small gift shop.

CAPTCHA: SHOP Sunset

>>378794028
I work there now, management has no fucking idea what they're doing with the prices since its the lowest rated restaurant on property. They throw in apple slices to appease you

>>378793525

kek

At least visiting that zoo is free of charge

>>378790279
I'm not quite understanding this. Is it simulating racing on a real track with a motion ride?

>>378787487
Masturbatory aids.

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>Tfw Disney barely has any merch with my favorite character

>>378794318
Problem with Disney is that you pay high prices for shitty, cafeteria tier food.

>>378793525
That's just Busch Blvd.
I feel bad for USF students

>>378783534
WAIT TBEY NUKED DUELING DRAGONS? WHY AND FOR WHAT. that shit w as intense

>>378794158
>>378794274
Ah, I never knew it was supposed to be temporary. I just remember it being there once during my second visit to Disney. I'd never been to MGM prior.

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The only reason the parks are where they are is because of Eisner. Think what you want about him, he knew how to make good fucking theme parks.

Iger or whoever the hell is in charge of the parks now are playing catch up after they did nothing since 2006.

>>378794190
Florida is what you make of it. There's so many shitty people here to bring it down but you can have a good time if you stay away from them. You could live on a beach or you could live in an inland meth town

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>florida fag
>grandparents from Ohio moved to "The Villages"
>largest old people community in the US
>the main status is a pimped out golf cart
>grandparents spend $35,000 (not fucking joking) of their savings to buy a custom 4x4 golf cart to impress the neighbors
>The Villages has the highest STD rates in the US because all the old people are fucking each other bareback

send help

>>378794394
Because Epic Mickey flopped. If it hadn't, Oswald would probably have new shorts before movies at this point.

>>378794421
Some lanklet went on and kicked a guy in the other car

>>378794450
The villages are some shit. I thought people were fucking with me when I heard the stories.

>>378784875
>Legal drunk driving

still illegal

>be from Seattle
>get a job offer in Miami
>be fairly /fit/ dude
>get to Miami
>all the girls are 10/10 naturals or 10/10 super expensive plastic surgeons that you can barely tell they aren't natural
>all the guys have fucking 8-packs and are Adonis as fuck

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SEXY PEOPLE HERE?

Are universal passes still $300?

>>378794735
Cocaine

This is going to be Krabby Land version 2.0

>everyone sees the advertisements
>OH MY GOD THIS LOOKS AMAZING
>and then it actually gets made
>oh my god this looks fucking horrible

>>378794450
My grandparents are in "Sun City Center". From how they talk about it it seems like an endless "estate sale" of dead peoples things moving among the residents that live there

>>378794492
I wouldn't call it an outright flop. There is merchandise of Oswald, like shirts, hats, plushes, etc.
I honestly hope Oswald is in Kingdom Hearts 3.

>>378794718
Private property but you'll at least be banned from going back

>>378794808
Nah. Universal goes hard now. Diagon alley is fucking insane

>>378794394
>went to disney for the first time this january
>was genuinely surprised to find any oswald shit
>ended up getting a few pins and a shirt
based oswaldbro, keep doing your thing

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>DisneyQuest is closing next month

>>378794862
How's the new water park?

Universal hasn't made a non screen based ride in nearly a decade. I have no faith in them

>>378794925
Haven't been yet. Probably pretty good

>>378794737

$160 without the parking pass. $180 with it. I have a Disney non-black out pass and now it's fucking $800 a year.

Universal, Seaworld, and Busch Gardens are the best bang for your buck

Who /sixflags/ here?

>>378794832
>Private property

in most states that doesnt matter, if they catch you drunk in your own driveway they can still give you a DUI. I think Texas its fine though.

>>378794916

Shits outdated anyway and everything was broken the last time I went a decade ago.

>>378794925
Is it even out? I saw it being built last year and I was kinda hype.

>>378794925
Underwhelming and half finished

>>378794916

>people actually liked DisneyQuest

My local Dave & Busters has more advanced arcade games and better food at a fraction of the cost. It might have been impressive 15 years ago but holy fuck has it aged.

>>378794981
Me

>>378795051
Water parks just arent that great.

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>>378785639
>Old town
>not a shithole
All of 192 is a tourist trap

>>378794898
>Disney traded some ESPN announcer for Oswald back
Best trade ever

>>378794969
If I lived close enough, I'd totally do the annual pass thing for disney and just spend time chilling there.

Who /disneyjail/ here?

>>378785465
What is that? Never heard of it.

>>378794981
I went to Six flags once and someone stole my flip flops

>>378794435
This. Eisner made a couple mistakes but overall, he was ambitious as fuck.
I still miss Alien Encounter ;_;

>>378792715
Fag

>>378789017
That Kirby shirt is honestly pretty great

>>378795185
Vista Way, Chatham, Commons, or Patterson?

>>378794737
300?

I payed less than that for a 2-park express lane pass (1 day). Shit was packed, but not many people splurge for the fast lane and still managed to do everything.

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>there will never be a Robot Unicorn Attack ride where you ride a magical flying unicorn through a rainbow wonderland

>>378795280
You're trying too hard to fit in.

>>378795312
Theres more than 1??

>>378795318
Talking about the annual pass, which usually gets extended to 17 months.

>>378794134
It's getting canned soon so don't worry

>>378795376
College program Disney sponsored housing, same thing

There is a holding cell below Magic Kingdom though

>>378795503
Thats what i mean. The actual jail thats in disney

>>378795503
>working for Disney
What's the suicide rate for those slaves?

>>378786385
you reddit spaced right there fag

Reminder that disney has a shit load of under ground tunnels for cast members and they have their own fast food restaurants down there

>>378795586
Fairly high actually. There's an incident every once and a while and the turnover rate is high. Most people quit if they don't get termed first.

>>378794064

Hurricanes

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I love the rides at toon lagoon but I do agree the area is a bit outdated

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>Donkey Kong Country mine cart coaster

I'm a gigantic pussy but even I would ride that.

>>378784417

I literally went on this ride 100+ times when I went to Universal for a week as a kid. I was attempting to get a max score of 999,999. The best I ever did was 820k, and I bought the picture to prove it.

If you look in the news, some guy died while doing maintenance on the ride pretty recently.

>>378795186

Halloween Horror Nights. Trust me, today, it's not worth the money. $60 for a 2 hour line or get the express pass for an extra $90 for a 30 minute line

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Remember me?

>>378795908
Eh, he had a heart attack. Apparently someone else died in a bathroom like 3 or 4 weeks ago

>>378794064
you realize what a nightmare that would be to maintain?

>>378795912
Go on Thursday, save the front houses for the end. You'll do everything without an express pass

>Be Florida resident
>Watching all the retards from or of state die of the heat because they only brought long pants and long shirts

>>378781597
A bloodborne haunted house shaped as a ptumerian dungeon where you can go mad.

>>378795947
Its now a multipurpose room for Cast celebrations and Flower and Garden festival

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anyone been here yet? is it any good?

>>378781597
>tfw I live in Orlando
It's a good as fuck feel. Can't wait for this shit.

>>378792262
THIS. Set up the laser tag like we're exploring the deep of Zebes' caverns while we're at it.

Splatoon water gun/balloon fight could be cool too.

And of course, the F-Zero roller coaster ride.

We all know they're just going to focus on Mario, Pokemon, and Zelda, though.

>>378795947
Managed to go to cranium command once, it was neat

>>378795732
Correction:
Only parts of disney world have a lower level for staff only, those parts are NOT underground, they're at ground level, everything else is technically on the floor above it. Those tunnels were not built for the park that it became, they are too small for the number of people working there now and the fast food is there so that staff members can eat because even disney has to let it's employees eat.

Who here /davenport/?

I wanna get a /v/ meetup together. Frank, I know you still shitpost here with your NPR ass.

>>378796126
Its a water park so it's mediocre at best. Its basically only for out of staters who want to cool off

>>378795107
Aquatica and definitely Discovery Cove are on another fucking level

>>378796021
>live in Florida
>friend's family does universal vacation
>go with because annual pass
>friend's brother starts slamming drinks early in the day, brings whiskey in a water bottle
>warm him that you can't drink that way in Florida
>he's asleep on the train by 2pm while my professional alcoholic ass goes all night

>>378796074
God I hate Disney

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vIchXwRw7U

China has got some good ones. Also that new Avatar ride at the Animal Kingdom looks gorgeous. I didn't even know Avatar was still relevant.

>>378796021
Last time i was at universal there was a guy wearing black jeans black biker boots and a leathet jacket. He looked fucking miserable and he was pouring sweat.

>>378796445
Such an absolute fucking waste. Its only good for the extra cardboard dumpster behind it now

>>378795834
Went there last September, this fucking ride had mould and grey fuzz all over the fucking walls in one of the inside sections. Absolutely disgusting.

>>378796464
He's making Avatar 2 right now so it's just an advertisement.

>>378796021

>Years ago go to Universal around December
>All the people walking around in shorts and short sleeve shirts even though it's like 40 degrees out

Fucking northerners

>>378781773
Whoever decided to implement the blue shell is a madman

>>378794352
That's what it appears to be, yes.

You're likely thrown into a room with multiple screens surrounding you.

>>378795834

Best part about this ride isn't riding it, it's using those quarter machines to squirt people just as they're finishing the ride. Goddam it isn't cheap, but blasting some poor unsuspecting motherfuckers is the best.

>tfw too poor for vacations

Is it fun?;-;

>>378781597
Will being blue-shelled become a real life possibility?

>>378795834
Last year I was on that ride and was pent up from not fapping all week. Basically crushed the girl in front of my squeezing my thighs. Pretty ashamed desu senpai.

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Who /Galactic Hero/ here?

>>378796809
Its ez once you git gud

Mania is something else though

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Plebs probably havent even been on the MIB floor

>>378796905
Trick for mania is to jerk it up and down instead of jerking it off. It counts as two hits when you do that

>>378796809

Is that from that shitty outdated Buzz Lightyear shooting game? That thing always has insane lines and I'll never understand why.

Anyone on greater Orlando want to be friends just so I don't have to drive there and back in the same day? Also the universal mardi gras concerts this year were pretty terrible. What happened?

>So anon, we are in need of actors for our mascots. We can give you a job for whichever you want, but you MUST look the part.
Who would you be? I was LITERALLY born to be little mac.

>>378797234
I wouldn't do it because it's one of the worst jobs in the world. I'd rather do landscaping that's how bad Disney is.

Do they still have that Dr doom vertical launch ride at universal
I almost fell out of that shit when I was a kid it was fucking awful

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>>378793780
>tfw was born too late to experience adventure thru inner space

Maelstrom was god tier in epcot

>>378797141
It is, and idk either since Peoplemover is the best ride in Tomorrowland.

>>378797234
This would never happen. The audition process is crowded and fucking grueling

I might be visiting Florida later this year, what's some cool stuff to see outside the parks?

>>378797352

>Peoplemover

My fucking nigga, I love the riding the people mover for a nice comfy break midday

>>378797410
Try to run a jetski from Lauderdale to Nassau.

>>378797192
UCF area?

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Who's old enough here to remember this abortion

>>378797410
St. Augustine

>>378797494
I still remember the "25 years of Disney magic" song they played.

I'm from Tampa but now I live in shitty Ohio and the closest amusement park is Kings Island. It has some good rides but the unsupervised teens everywhere are fucking obnoxious.

>>378793915
man they took those out? that sucks. i loved it the last time i was there. i love how disney makes you really feel inside their world

>>378784114
Protip: the part when you shoot the other car to make it spin around after they reveal theyre aliens, you can just aim up and shoot the weak point on your own car over and over again, it makes you spin around but you can still keep shooting it and get like a million points, remember this if you ever go back

Anyone else go to Universals Halloween Horror Nights when they did Resident Evil?

Shit was dope. I wish they would do The Real thing here which with all these fucking walking dead fans people would dig it.

Plus Monster Hunter even would do well just because its fucking cool looking.

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>>378797494
Nah, but I worked there during the 60th Diamond Celebration and it was also pretty shoddy IMO.

Also, it looked incredibly cheap up close, like they just use cheap glue to glue the diamond pieces on.

>>378797493
Far southwest in Fort Myers

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>someone actually pitched the idea of "lol what if Stitch TP'ed our most iconic and well-known building that represents our corporation"
>it was approved
>they actually, unironically did it

Disney in the early 00's sure were retarded.

>>378797835
Now THAT looks stupid.

>>378797724
Go to Cedar Point. You have literally the best rollercoaster park in the world right there.

>>378795876
I've never rode a coaster in my life because I'm afraid of heights, but they could get me in.

>Put a cart on the track in the background that has an animatronic DK and Diddy
>Make them react when breaks in the track or animatronic Kremlings are near
>One of the Kremlings "breaks" the track and your cart falls/dips
>DK and Diddy let out loud, scared monkey yells

>>378797494
ABC shitcoms had that "visiting to Disney world" episodes.

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>We may actually get the Kirby cafe in the US

this erection is gonna be longer than 4 hours

>>378797307
Yeah

>>378798052
oh jesus. as a filthy leaf i gotta get my passport in order.

>>378797964
>Cedar Point is 3 hours away

Just fuck my shit up. I wouldn't mind going over the weekend but I have zero friends. The one person who I can come close to calling a friend stays inside and watches shitty shows on Netflix.

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>>378798047

>Implying the Roseanne episode wasn't GOAT

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>>378797835
That's tame compared to two Urban Market bombs
>tfw that cow film and last princess film killed the 2D movie animation departments

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>>378797835
>Hey what if we neutered this popular attraction and slap a stitch skin on as an afterthought

>go on cat in the hat drunk a couple years back
>nearly get thrown out of the ride vehicle
For a kids ride, why does it whip you around so hard?

>>378798202
>Every video I've seen of this has kids screaming and crying because of the absolute darkness bit
>There's even a warning on the site that young children shouldn't attend this

Instead of, y'know, putting a fucking light in there.

>>378798202

>tfw the old alien one actually scared me 20 or so years ago

>>378798202

I think I remember they closed that ride a few months ago.

I honestly don't know what it was targeted at. Kids hated it because it was scary as fuck. Adults hated it because it was annoying and smelly as fuck.

I wonder what they'll do with the building now.

>>378798286
>why does it whip you around so hard?
So it can watch you nay nay.

>>378798201
>cow film ruined Disney all together

>>378798296
The problem is the original ride was designed that way to be scary to adults. Putting Stitch in it and changing the audio won't fix anything for kids

>>378798071
Fuck that ride. Practically tore my bicep trying to hold myself in it as it shot up and my torso slipped out the bottom

>>378798286
Go on a crazy mouse coaster drunk and you'll see what almost getting thrown off is like.

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>>378795908
My younger brother got well over a million points on that ride using this technique >>378797747
Here's a picture of him when there was an empty gun next to him, we were too cheap to buy the photo though so. I just snapped a picture of it when it was on the screen at the end

>>378798374
Its still open but on days the park is at capacity
They're replacing it with a Wreck it Ralph Ride

>>378798374
>Kids hated it because it was scary as fuck.
It wasn't scary, there was a few minutes of COMPLETE darkness and the shoulder harness moved which scared kids because they're being touched in complete darkness.

Besides that it's just watching an animatronic Stitch that refers to himself as "Stitch" even though he's still just 626 because he hadn't met Lilo yet.

Follow your own fucking lore, Disney.

>>378798286
That ride is violent. I begrudgingly went on it at the request of a friend thinking it was going to be lame but it was intense.

>>378797835
>>378798202
>tfw everyone hates Stitch because of how much Disney has been milking him, but you've always liked him

Even cast members I've talked to hated how forced he was as one of the "iconics". It's such a shame, because "four-armed, gun-wielding ball of chaos Stitch" is awesome, but most of his merchandise and media is centered around being a dog and doing stupid Hawaiian shit.

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>>378798202
>>378798296
>>378798298
>>378798374
Hey guys

>>378798448
Strap in better then. That's a ride it needs to be tight. Don't leave it loose because you want to comfortable.

>>378798448
How old were you?

>>378798423

This is the problem I have with them redesigning Tower of Terror/Maelstrom/Alien. The original rides were all solely designed around the theme. When they retheme the ride it just doesn't work.

The Frozen ride is so out of place and not cohesive at all, it just looks like they slapped all of the movies songs together. It has no story.

Guardians of the Galaxy still looks like a hotel building, not a galactic fortress. The ride still looks like a service elevator, not some futuristic shit.

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>>378798423
>Putting Stitch in it and changing the audio won't fix anything for kids
Would it cost that much to make Stitch's teleportation pod stay lit up just so the kids have some source of light?

You can't even get a good look at him if you're in the wrong seat, which is a shame because he looks fucking awesome.

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>>378798552
Holy fuck that's scary even as a still.

>>378798534
Stitch is my favorite Disney character. I think he's really cool when he's acting more Experiment than dog.

The Experiment 626 PS2 game is fun if you're a fan.

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>>378798710

>expecting Disney to fix shit when their most complex and expensive animatronic has been broken for 10 years

>>378792102
It's the California one, who cares.

Ask a guy who just finished the Disney College Program in Florida anything.

>>378793915
We actually get complaints about this and only this all the fucking time when it comes to Toon Town.

>>378798703

I didn't realize they replaced the Tower of Terror in Disneyland, I really hope they don't do that to Tower of Terror in Orlando, that's one of my favorite rides at MGM or Hollywood Studios, whatever it's called now.

>>378798552
>have an attraction where someone is gruesomely killed and the warm "blood" splashed on you
I miss when Disney was ballsy

>>378798602
I was like 13 and fat I couldn't click it tighter and the attendant didn't give a fuck because who would working at that place
ever since I've never felt comfy on rides unless that shit was tight as fuck

Okay /disg/ post your favourite ride and why.
Peoplemover because it's just chill and relaxing here.