BREAKING: Aisha Tyler ain't hosting Ubisoft's conference

Fucking finally.

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>>378780443
>iconic

MEMEEEEEEEEEEEEE

the return of Mr Caffeine?

>>378780443
I was looking forward to the cringe comp.

>>378780623
DIRIDU DIRIDU DIRIDU

BUT THE MEMES

Don't care, always skip their show. Haven't bought an Ubishit game in years.

You made my day much brighter OP

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>>378780631
>2 years ago was living meme
>Last year was dancing followed by remembrance of that gay club shooting
>All those years ago with Mr Caffine
They'll find a way

LIKE A WALKING MEME

Im actually gonna miss the nigress gigantess

>>378780631
I'm looking forward to the slew of articles claiming that dropping Aisha was an act of misogyny and racism.

>Instead it will be developers.
yeah i'm sure this will go real well

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>>378780443
still not watching, ubishill

hope the for honor director appears

I love how the press is probably going to flip their shit because a woman of color celebrity isn't pimping bullshots of games and instead the people that actually work in the industry are going to do it instead.

Joel McHale?

>>378780746
Nigga nobody on /v/ buys ubishit games. We watch the E3 conference for the memes and shitposting.

What was the biggest e3 shitstorm?

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>>378780443
>Instead it will be developers.
I look forward to the multiple Kotaku/Polygon/etc. articles about how Ubisoft failed women/transexuals/black/diversity/gaming/etc. for featuring only white males on their show.

>>378780920
protip: /v/ is full of retards who loved 3, 4 and even primal, you'd know this if you weren't screaming conspiracy in every thread


>>378780987
lel

>>378780443
so #Girlwood is now #Nowood?

>>378780623
LETS
GO BACK IN TIME

Not a fan of Tyler, but most game devs have zero charisma on stage and can't present for shit. It's lose-lose.

>>378781086
>protip: /v/ is full of retards who loved 3, 4 and even primal, you'd know this if you weren't screaming conspiracy in every thread
unlike you i was here for the release of 3, 4 and primal, and no one fucking liked any of them besides a few people liking 3

>>378781061
599 US DOLLARS

or something

used games was also a thing for a while

>>378780818
Yeah, I think the shitty presentation is Ubisoft's fault. It was always funny to see all the developers look like manlets compared to Aisha in her heels.

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>They're likely gonna roll out Matt and Trey yet again to demonstrate Fractured But Whole for like the 17th time
I hope they'll be too busy contemplating how awful season 20 was

I unironically enjoy her.

F.

She will be missed.

>>378781185
Nice projector, must've gotten it real cheap tho.

>>378781086
>conspiracy
It's not a conspiracy, it's marketing. I've done it for clients before. You "leak" something and then spread the leak everywhere you can. I've done it for movies, TV shows, clothing companies, publishers, music, etc. It's just a way for attention. It's 100% in line with viral marketing.

>>378781153
I remember EA's conference last year where the guy looked like a literal fucking villain.

I knew it.

This year is going to be boring as shit. Only Sony and Nintendo to look forward to, but even that's pushing it.

>>378781153

>but most game devs have zero charisma on stage and can't present for shit.

Who gives a shit?

I'd rather watch devs who know what the fuck they're talking about go full spaghetti for hours than completely irrelevant meme spouting sasquatches.

Most of her jokes aren't all that funny, but I do respect that she doesn't give a fuck about SJW issues.

>>378781185
This is true
The only one that was enjoyed at all was blood dragon, just because it wasn't serious
Nobody but ubishit shills enjoy their trash games

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>>378780443

>>378781319
people liking games isnt viral marketing, shitposting with a link maybe, but if you think people who post positive posts about far cry are shills you are more deluded than you realize

>>378781324
that was their literal CEO, look him up

>>378780623
TOM CUHLANCY

>>378781061
Was FF7 last year? If so it was that

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>>378780443
>no Aisha Tyler

This will be the worst E3

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>>378780623
Leave Ubisoft Conference to me!

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>>378781324
You mean Jim Caviezel?

>>378781216

I wanted to see her dominate those white nu-male developers, by trampling all over their tiny dicks with her high heels.

>>378781697
She doesn't work for ubisoft anymore

>>378781501
I know i'd give her a lady boner.

>>378780623
Hey...
Wanna come over and play my Wii?

>anyone actually giving a fuck about some bimbo that's only useful for marketing

Yeah nah, stupid faggots caring about that shit are cancer. Either show the games or don't show up at all. Anything else is irrelevant.

>>378781860
Maybe it'll be a surprise, Jade returns to do the E3 conference for Ubishit then takes over development of the next Assassins Creed

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>wanting the most awkward people to leave E3

do you guys even know what E3 is even about?

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>its just going to be boring CEO's talking about stuff that makes the company look good for their shareholders, completely ignoring shit gamers care about

E3 2017 is going to be a fucking bust

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>>378781873
Well she is the best Treehouse girl.

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>>378780920
not him but ubisoft is going strong in here. there are literally dozens of threads every day for every little fart ubi did. like everyday threads for updated logo. 24/7 threads with one """leaked""" AC screenshot. now there are threads for ubi E3 lineup. if theres no shills then ubisoft is most adored developer in here

Wait.

Is this what Geoff The Hero is presenting at E3?

>>378780443

Godamn it, I look forward to the ridiculousness of it every year. I hope they're not trying to go all sensible all of a sudden.

>>378780623
TUTUTUTUTTUTU

>>378781431
>devs who know what the fuck they're talking about
They don't though
>s-so, uh, we put this thing here because, uh, the player would probably want to use it at this point in the game. So, um, they'll use it and feel powerful.

>>378782105
Lmfao Geoff works for Ubisoft now?
What a tool, makes sense he'd work at a shithole like Ubisoft tho

>>378780623
YEE-IIIKES

>>378782039
well fine lets talk about what really matters to everyone in this thread

sports

go madden

>>378780443
Booooooo bring back #GirlWood

>>378782219
No I have no clue, he just says he's presenting at E3 but that could be anything, probably not even on stage.

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>>378782054

Yea she looks much better(and less fake) than the meemee milk one.

>>378780443
I actually enjoy Aisha's cringefest every year

She owns up to how fucking terrible it is and agrees to do it every year because she loves it, and I respek dat

>>378781503
>people liking games isnt viral marketing, shitposting with a link maybe, but if you think people who post positive posts about far cry are shills you are more deluded than you realize
Bro I'm a fucking marketer. I don't market here on /v/ but that's how it works. It doesn't have to be positive. I've vandalized my own clients advertisements then contacted blogs with pictures of the vandalized advertisements to get them to talk about it. That's how it works. They think if they lead you to believe FarCry is anti-white they'll post it here, pissing people off and keeping the threads up, which is just free advertising. That's how it works. They come here trying to piss you off and it's twofold. On one hand the catalog is basically full of FARCRY 5 COMING SOON banners, and on the other, once the hype dies down a bit they're going to start contacting IGN and kotaku and say "LOOK AT 4CHANS REACTION TO A WHITE BADGUY" to get even more headlines.

That's just how it works. You're naive if you think they're just people who want to discuss the game.

bring back awkward steampunk guy

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>>378782249
>that sports segment in EA's conference last year that lasted over an hour and they brought in some Pepe guy and the entire E3 thread was going "PEPE" and frog-posting non-stop

>>378782054
Her eyes blink out of sync. CUTE!

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>>378782064

Don't forget the far cry 5 i.e muh radical right threads.

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>>378780920
>that image
fucking hit the nail. around a week or 2 ago i saw like 4 to 5 threads about far cry 5. there was a guy that even called out these fags, but all the responds were abount how this is vidya and shit and that he should fuck off if he doesnt like far cry 5.

>>378782054
That's not Sam, but she's pretty cute too.

>>378782386
oh I get it, literally everyone on the website a viral marketer

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>>378780443
>tfw I'm genuinely going to miss her
As stupid as what a lot of what she said was, she did have a certain kind of charm to her. In fact, that very thing may have been what was so charming.

Aisha being a shitposter in real life was the only thing good about Ubisoft's conferences

>>378782015
she's managing all star wars games at EA

>>378782310
Looks like he works at some no name dev, maximum games
Qa cucks lmao

>>378782531
No, but with how thick headed and purposely obtuse you're being I'm beginning to think you're on the team. I've played this game before, going to comment sections and forums and getting in fights with fake names.

For anyone interested in seeing how this works read the first couple chapters of the book "Trust Me, I'm Lying".

>>378781061
Xbox E3 2013

>awkward devs will be hosting that shit
you CAN'T have a non cringy Ubi conference, they'll find a way

While this great news, the games are still going to stuck.

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>lovely

>>378782531
Pretty much. Try lurking here before you post.

>>378782310
He's going to suck Kojima's dick live onstage for our viewing pleasure.

>>378781061

move your fat body freery

It'd be nice if /v/ could take all the seats at the event, and give Ubi nothing but silence for the whole presentation.

No cheers of course, but no boos either. Show them that no one gives a shit about their garbage.

>>378780920
>expect "WE WUZ" posting around E3 when they formally announce it
Well damn.
>>378774649

>When asked why Aisha wouldn't be hosting this year, Guillemot explained that "niggers need to know their place" and that he hopes to "see her hosting a noose conference from a tree".

Rest in peace #GIRLWOOD

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>>378782440
>Reveal Battlefield 1
>everyone hyped as fuck
>now we're gonna show you a demo of Battlefield 1...but first lets talk Madden
>now we can get to what really matters...fifa

EA never fail to disappoint

>>378780443
Thank you lord.

>>378780623
DUDULU DUDULU DUDULU

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>>378780541

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https://youtu.be/lLOwMd3I_AM?t=48s

>>378781451
she's a black female, she is literally invincible to SJW bullshit, even if she went out and openly insulted SJWs, they would spin the narrative to make her white male opressors responsible for her words

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>>378780443
>Aisha Tyler ain't hosting Ubisoft's conference this year
What's the point of watching the Ubisoft conference now? The cringe was the only thing I was looking forward to from them. It's not like ubisoft has any good games they are putting out worth paying attention to.

>>378780623
The only acceptable alternative.

>>378783513
what a shocking coincidence that they're revving up their marketing machine around the time of all the """""""""leaks""""""""""

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>>378783286
>Last year Guillemont was watching the conference
>Started with a dance number with everyone in costume
>He nods his head
>'This is fine' he says, taking a sip from his wine
>Aisha comes on stage
>Greets audience and so on
>But then
>She stops
>He looks in confusion, she's off script
>She acknowledges the shooting that happened not long ago
>His face turns into a scowl
>He slams his wine in one and leaves the building
>Goes out to his car and gets rope out of the trunk
>'Oh she'll pay for this' he says to himself, passing the OUYA developers sucking dicks in the parking lot

>>378782602
That explains a lot.

>>378783376
>everyone hyped as fuck
i don't know who you mean by "everyone" because most people were putting BF1 on blast immediately

>>378781431
>I'd rather watch devs who know what the fuck they're talking about
Yeah, this has never ever happened during a E3.

>>378780443
>tfw her role in the newest Archer season was almost non-existent
I doubt it will have the same effect for the Ubisoft conference because it's still Ubisoft

>>378783775
this, games trash and shoulda been 2143

>>378780443
But she was unironically the only reason to watch the Ubisoft. The cringe made me laugh and ubi shows are predictable as hell. Plus she's really cute.

>>378782602
M...Maybe she'll jump ship at the last minute and come back to Ubisoft? Maybe Assassins Creed Egypt will be good? Oh who am I kidding this studio has been fucked for a while now even Jade couldn't fix it at this point.

>>378783376
>everyone hyped as fuck
you new?

>>378782602
Damn, so sucking cocks still works huh? Should've bought her game to get one.

HASHTAG CHICKSTIFFY

I'm kinda disappointed.

>>378783949
Are you? Lot of people were pretty hyped at the reveal of Battlefield 1. It was only when we saw the gameplay it shattered our hopes.

Kind of like Crash. When they first revealed the remaster there was a ton of hype, only to be dashed when the guy said he'd show up first in fucking Skylanders and only later will the remaster come out.

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>>378780623
I would actually like this. Say what you will but I thought Mr Caffeine was fucking hilarious.

The cringe of aisha tyler made it worth watching. Now it's going to be just a bunch of shitty ubisoft games who can't speak english.

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gonna miss gigantic amazonian nigress standing next to yves

>>378780443
what about girlwood?

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>>378781061
Nintendo 2015, or whatever year it was that had the Star Fox puppets.

It was a slap in the face from beginning to end, with Amiibo Festival as the biggest middle finger.

As soon as pic related showed up within 3 minutes, I knew it wasn't gonna be a good show.

>Wasting almost 10 minutes with Skylanders
>Wasting more time with dev interviews that are supposed to be on YouTube AFTER the show, not part of it
>Wasting almost 10 minutes with Yarn Yoshi amiibo making-of

>>378784312
god, i forget how tall she fucking is

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>>378784312
>Aisha is already 6'0
>Wears the highest heels possible to be 6'5
>Towers over fucking everyone at E3

I'm not sure there was actually a single person that was actually at eye level with her

>>378784080
>Kind of like Crash. When they first revealed the remaster there was a ton of hype, only to be dashed when the guy said he'd show up first in fucking Skylanders and only later will the remaster come out.
You must be fucking new, no one gave a shit about the crash remaster until they started releasing gameplay videos. Everyone was pretty fucking bummed last year about it after the crash reveal turning out to just be a remaster.

>>378780443

Celebrate good times come on!

>>378784539
>Iwata fucking dies a month later
I don't think they could ever top 2015s shittiness.

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>>378784312
I remember being so fucking bored during the Ubisoft 2015 conference I ended up photoshopping Aisha's head onto the bodies of several well-hung black shemale models, with varying degrees of success. Then I fapped.

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>>378784539
that wasn't even nintendos worst conference newfag

>>378784716
d-do you still have the pics? asking for a friend

>>378784752
>newfag
I know you've been here since 2010 and watched old shows on YouTube, but kill yourself.

See you in the threads, Anon. Looking forward to it.

>>378780443
>no Aisha memes

D R O P P E D

Ubisoft is fucking terrible and the only way to enjoy their conferences is ironically, without gurlwood it'll be boring as fuck.

living meme was the best one because the guy flat out said ubisoft paid him to dress up as the AC character and sit front row when she started talking to him

>>378784185
>Lot of people were pretty hyped at the reveal of Battlefield 1
not here they weren't, only casual normalfags were hyped

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>>378784839
Well, yes.

>>378780623
DIDDLY DIDDLY DIDDLY

>>378784312
>Be 5'6"
>Will never be dominated sexually by a giantess nigress like Aisha.
Well, I guess I have another reason to kill myself besides my manlet status.

>>378784903
2010 was 7 years ago my man, but i've been here since 2007. Still think 08 nintendo was the worst conference of all time, followed by 06 sony and that konami one whose year I can't remember

>>378780443
So Ubisoft isn't going to have any memes?

>>378784539
>he did watch E3 2007-8 before nintendo started directs
>he didn't see shit like wii music just BOMBING the conference as a whole

>tfw we can't go back to E3 2004 and that insane reveal of twilight princess with legit hype using the Conan music like OOT did 6 years earlier

i went back and watched older E3's. its sad how much times have changed. they used to have a chunk of the time spent on business shit, if you can believe it! talking about sales, income and shit, it was like it was a different world.

now, all this shit is 1 hour of shit i don't care about and ONE game i will be actually hyped for that won't be out for 2 to 10 years

enjoy a 2004 Reggie /v/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VE2Dc1sx71U

>>378785062
How new?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecffZBdhAUU

>>378780443
Thank fucking god.
Niggerbitch was literally the only reason I outright boycotted Ubisosft games
Now I'll just not play them because they're unoptimized garbage

>>378780623
I'd love to see him DOODLY DOODLY DOODLY his way back into a job

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY MEEEEEEMMMMMEEEESSSSSSS

How many steaks will gabe eat at e3?

>>378780443
Did she not want to reveal the awesome badass rabbids game?

>>378780623
please god yes

She was hot tho. Love me some brown sugar

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>There's actually people on /v/ who never saw the legendary E32010 conference live with us

Honestly pretty sad desu.

>>378785337
Which E3 was the one with translator-kun not giving a fuck?

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WILL MY WIFE JADE BE THERE AGAIN????

>>378785385
An earlier one I think, I might have some images of it but not on this computer, can't remember which.

>>378780443
>caring about E3 shows and not just the trailers
>caring about E3
>caring about vidya in 2017

Just play old games lads, there's more 10/10 ones than you'll be able to play in your entire life. No need for new games.

>>378785385
I think the switch presentation had that.

>>378780443
> Instead it will be developers.
This usually doesn't work out too well
Not that anyone here cares I guess

>>378785461
will you buy jades game?
FOR THE FIRST TIME AGAIN?

i can still remember when that comic was posted on /v/ back in 2007. those were fun days

>>378780443
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>378785461
>ywn cuddle with her in the couch and playing her game while she gives you a nursing hand job and strokes your hair

>>378781061
FFXIII being multiplat

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>>378780443
>"BREAKING"

>>378782054
>tfw she's better at Rhythm Heaven than me
I'd better step up

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>>378780623
DO DIDDLY DO DOODLY DOODLY DIDDLY DOODLY DO

>being so butthurt that this is actually important news to you
Oh, so we won't have to deal with Aisha while we wait for them to announce Tom Clancy's Warshooterguy XXIII? Such big news.

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>>378785602
>Switch
No, I mean this Translator-kun

>>378785050
>Aisha will never sit down next to you and ask you to pitch a meme
>she'll never slap you upside the head for not saying it right
>she'll never force you to get on stage with her and demo a shitty game while she stands next to you making size jokes

>>378784653
Todd could do it

>>378781847
Shouldn't he be attempting to kill James Bond?

>>378781697
some1 post it

who left the christmas lights on in the apocalypse

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>>378780443
>No Aisha

THANK YOU

>>378781847
If you don't buy the madden DLC i will destroy PARIS with my moon laser. You have 24 hours

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One Mirrion Troops!

>>378786725
Hi

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>>378786725
Cancer is a bitch...

the judge just told her about a week ago, that she had to pay 2 million dollars to his ex hubby

I don't understand how marriage works in the US of A, but it must be some nasty shit

>>378784995
imgur

>>378784539
>Wasting almost 10 minutes with Yarn Yoshi amiibo making-of
They wasted another 10 minutes with the Yarn Yoshi game.

That means the Ubisoft conference finally has a chance at being decent this year, considering she ruins it every time.

>>378788325
Are you kidding me? She's easily the best part of the Ubi conference. The games are still gonna be bad, that isn't changing. The only change is that it won't be hilariously cringy and meme worthy this time.

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>>378780623

>>378788447
her cringe isnt hilarious or meme worthy, its just juvenile and tasteless. HURR GIRLWOOD. I LIKE GIRLS TOO HEHEHE

fuck off

>>378788447
Autistic developers nervously trying to hype up their game in the biggest public speaking performance of their life is still pretty entertaining.

Well they just lost my view

That's disappointing. I found her somewhat entertaining, and very attractive.

Meh. They're still gonna have some pathetic musical number.

Because, ya know, thats what people go to E3 for. A concert.

>>378788325
Aisha keeps the conference going just fine. The parts with the devs are almost always the worst part and she's a billion times better than Joel McHale and Mr. Caffeine.

>>378789771
MAROON 5

>>378789861
no she most certainly fucking is not better than mr caffeine and joel mchale you retard

>>378780443
oh nooo that sucks

>>378789945

Wouldn't surprise me. Are they in whatever number Just Dance they're churning out this year?

Can't fucking stand them...

>>378790103
no one gives a fuck boco take your trip off

>>378780443
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
I WANT MY TALL NIGGRESS REEEEEEE

>>378787063
I hope he's recovering very well and still continue to work on the industry.

>>378780443
I was looking forward to a portion of the conference being dedicated to her saying "FUCK DRUMPFT AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE"

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>>378784312
Is he begging for mercy?

>>378790315
he'll be fine

the real question is, will Jamie Kennedy ever return?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfzThMe7bBM

>>378790568
Don't you do it!

>>378783714
His french accent only makes this better

>>378784539
You're forgetting Federation Force.

>>378790191
its funny, i can't imagine boco not tripping so someone can say the famous line "shut the fuck up, boco"

boco is that guy who has been at the company for like decades, they can't get rid of him and he STILL won't retire at 100 years old.

>>378791174
shut the fuck up boco

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>>378780443
Where am I supposed to get my /v/-related Black girls now?

>>378791314

Wasn't me this time.

OH THANKS CHRIST! THERE IS A GOD.

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>>378791360

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>>378780443
Did they revive Karl Marx for this year? Considering all the kikes are going all out since elections.

>>378780443
>absolutely terrible
>still gets the job every time
>black

Surely a coincidence.

Can some retarded frog just fucking bomb Ubisoft already? We all know you love bombings.

>>378790876

I hear he still gets buttmad if you bring that up to him on Twitter.

>>378780443
Thank fucking god.

>>378791819

Wonder how mad he gets if you bring up the Jamie Kennedy Experiment.

This is fucking BULLSHIT. I mean it man, this african goddes was great, god, what a waste, what a waste.

Fuck this probably wont even watch it anymore

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>>378791605
/v/irgins deprived of Black women, it's an atrocity

>>378791526
haha, see?

even when people think boco doesn't have his trip, they still tell you to shut up.

fuck, how long has it been since you started being told to shut up? like 10-11 years now?
i don't remember you back in 2004-05.

>>378790559
This guy makes some great vids of the game http://www.nicovideo.jp/user/393795
>that one where he gets cucked

>>378792228

Well, I've been here since 09, so...then, probably.

>>378792129
truly is senpai

>>378792309
shit, near 10 years then

but, sadly, your past 2008 summer, so you just ain't cool, kid

>>378792780

Well, actually, I first came here January 08. If that counts.

>>378781847
>Do you expect me to talk?

>NO, MR. BOND!
>I EXPECT YOU TO BUY!

>>378785151
THIS WAS 2011?
WHAT THE FUCK?

>>378792228
you weren't around then you fucking faggot

>>378782054
>all these neckbeard fags think this is cute
lmfao

Damn I was looking forward to Aisha "WoC" Tyler presenting a game where the bad guys are white male fundamentalist Christians from the Midwest.

>>378781061
One of the following three:

599 US dollars
Wun Mirrion Troobs... WOW
Lady Boner

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>>378781847

>>378783714
>ouya developers sucking dick in the parking lot

TAKE TEN OF MY KEKS, good sir! xD

>that Trials of the Blood Dragon presentation
I wonder what treasures we'll receive this year.

>>378785058
Konami's 2010 conference was the stuff of legends.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1vmrMAqeWM

>>378785058
There are so many bad ones. It's fun to look back on them.

no more of that annoying lady boner shit

>2017
>not hiring a crazy black hobo to do your video game conference

it would be intense

Literally the only time I watch that bullshit is for girlwood

>>378785547
anon its about the memes.

plus new games can be fun. look at breath of the wild or skyrim

>>378780443
I still dont understand why they shat money away on that literally who when they are drowning in overhead employees who actually know what the fuck theyre talking about

>>378782759
what is Detective Stabler investigating here?

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>>378793427
Underrated

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I saw Aisha Tyler at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Miss, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When the girl took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, Aisha stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, Aisha kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>378780623
HOLD MY JOY WAND

TOM CALANCY

>tfw I watch E3 for cringe and embarrassment rather than games
>aisha tyler being gone means there'll be less cringe
FUCK

>>378781324
Wasn't as bad as the guy wearing a T-shirt with #WeAreGamers printed on the front.

>>378781061
Ancient evil awakens

>>378794264
wow

>>378794264
she sounds like a really tall black woman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6OCnvvkSLM
STILL THE BEST 2010

>>378794958
who hires all these freaks?

>>378789861
>she's a billion times better than Joel McHale
You're crazy. Joel was literally the most hilarious host of a video game conference ever.

>>378783251
HOLY SHIT

>>378780920
I liked Far Cry 4, even if it was a bit repetitive. And muh diversity wasn't really an issue, every character including non-whites are terrible people and the strong independant woman turns out to be a manipulative child-slaver and drug lord.

What's the best recent memory of e3? Mine is the guy who posted that they weren't gonna show FF7 and literally 5 seconds after he made that post they showed off FF7 remake. The eternal BTFO

>>378785129
Man 2008 was such a shitshow. Everyone rightly shits on Wii Music, but they really miss all the subtle things that made that conference terrible, like half of it focusing on sales data, or all the third party shovelware, or casually mentioning Mario, Zelda and Metroid in a footnote and saying 'yeah mores coming I guess' with some stock photos on a slide.

My personal favorite moment was when they announced Wii Motion Plus, an accessory designed to do the job everyone expected the Wii to do out of the box, with Reggie dropping that line about using it to "freshen up even the most LEGENDARY of IP." Then they reveal a fucking Wii Sports sequel.

Does this signal the end of the entertaiment? I loved all the cringey moments. I prefer that to just a random guy from sony or someshit just read out a list of games for 3 mins then walk off.
Showmanship and goofing is half the fun of E3.

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Posting underrated E3 fuck-up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u70K7tVGazc

>>378782054
Jesus that's adorable

>can't have kids
>was divorced by her white husband
>has to pay him tons of alimony forever
>her one claim to fame is ending soon
>she gets booted off of the E3 Ubi conference
I wouldn't be surprised if she killed herself soon.
#GIRLROPE

>>378795410
fuuuck, that was awesome

I'd be deeply upset if anyone ever put on a good, non-cringy presentation. It'll never happen though.

I hope they have Amy Schumer or Rebel Wilson this year. They could pay them with buckets of chicken

>>378794264
i love this pasta. No matter whos name you use its still funny

>>378780920
Doing the same shit with rb6.getting the general to do some shifty drawings so they can post it here.fucking ubiaoft getting smarter everyday

>>378782064
Hey Beter

>>378796045
She really does deserve it. I'll never forgive her for ruining Whose Line is it Anyway. They could have tried to get Drew Carrey or bring in someone funny but no it had to be this talentless creativeless hack whose only claim to fame is "did you see that piece of shit game? girlwood!"

>>378780623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5mUapJTYyE

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>>378781501
WILL TERESA POSTING BE A THING AGAIN THIS YEAR?!

I still have the folder an anon made filled with pictures of her and mega milk from last years treehouse

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>>378796045
>was divorced by her white husband

Does that mean I have a chance to get her to step on my dick?

>>378781061

>Xbox trying to block game sharing and immediately being BTFO by Sony
>Sony destroying the SEGA Master in 1997 with a lower price

>>378790315
He retired a while ago anon

Who fucking cares?

Ubisoft has nothing but garbage to show anyway.

>>378796045
>#GIRLROPE
>not #GIRLNOOSE
one job anon
>>378796934
probably she seems like someone into femdom

>>378796901
holy cringe

>>378797349
>twitch is 99% 13-16 year olds
>they post dumb shit

golly

>>378781076
I don't know why /v/ is convinced stem fields are only white males. They might be the largest group, but you can't look at almost any large company without a sizable amount of women and other minorities.

But then again /v/ doesn't actually read up or watch documentaries about these fields. They just have their own headcanon.

I FUCKING SWEAR IF MR. CAFFEINE IS AT THE E3 ONE MORE TIME

>>378797461
My medium-sized company (>1000 employees) is 90% women.
My department (development) is 80% men.

Let that rattle around in your skull for a bit.

>>378796901
green jacket girl is better, dont really remember her name

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>>378797461
>>378797825

>builds strawman
>people still reply

>>378780443
FUCK That ruined my bingo card. She was the free space

>>378780443
That's too bad, I'd rather have incredibly cringeworthy over incredibly boring.

>>378793538
this video is a classic, i hope e3 gets back to being this cringe worthy

>>378780930
I love that guy.

>>378781061
any answer other than 2010 Konami is objectively incorrect

>>378796045
>>378796793
>>378797162
did someone stick a USB dongle in your weenus or something?

>>378797980
>humans can't have discussions, there are only trolls and trolled
You need to get outside, faggot. 4chan is developmentally disabling your underaged psychology/sociability.

>>378798198
Alicia pls go

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>>378780443
But where will I get my brown giantess fix this E3?

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>>378798223
>comes to a videogame board to talk about his fallacies
>flys off the handle when people think hes a fucking idiot
>carries on to post projections because he is an insecure manchild

you must have such a fulfilling life

>>378782687
Easily this. It single handedly made every Xbox ownerget a PS4 intead of the Xbone. Xbox still hasn't recovered from the backlash.

>>378780443
Who cares? Every year is cringeville watching her on stage with a #girlwood shirt, pretending to be excited over games she doesnt play.

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>sits at your doorway before you head home from work

So.. You gonna miss me ?

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Amy Schumer for Ubisoft host

#gunt

>>378781061
Nintendo 07

>>378798625
The only thing that makes the Ubisoft conferences interesting to see is the cringy shit, though. With her gone how are we going to get it?

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>>378798625
Also, she's black.

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>>378780443
Fucking dropped how am I suppose to stay awake during a Ubisoft conference without Aisha's cringe? the View?

I'm gonna miss her
I mean who knows how much worse it could get...

Was she the ultimate example of not letting your dreams be memes?

>>378798717
Since when do Muppets care about video games?

>>378798767
Ubishit cringes it up just fine without the affirmative action

>>378798767
Devs are always far more cringey, I'm hoping for a presentation full of people who are as gifted on stage as the Peggle 2 guy from the EA conference.

>>378780443
GOD DAMN IT NO
She was always great for some top tier cringe. At least I hope whatever they do now is still just as stupid. Ubisoft conferences were always good for a laugh, I hope they didn't suddenly decide they want to be 'serious'

>>378799141
Hopefully we get some Unraveled levels of cringe... Holy shit that was pathetic, with the stuttering and trembling hands... What a shit show

>>378799451
Unravel, whatever the fuck that shit game is called

>>378799451
That was cringe, but I can't really fault the man himself. Mainly the fucks that put someone with horrible stage fright and little practice out center stage at an E3 conference instead of having him come out with someone trained in such things. Fuck EA.

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>>378799451
Hey fuck you man, have you ever given a presentation to tens of thousands of people? Of course not. He did fine. His presentation was easily one of the best-- it was so genuine.

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I'm kind of going to miss her awkward and cringe interactions with the audience.

>>378799451
>Most genuine part of the conference gets shit on by /v/
Why.

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>>378780920
This. So Goddamn much. Same with Battlefront 2. At this point I got to those thread to derail them

>>378780443
>jewbisoft fucking it up again
One of the only things likeable about them and now its gone... can they do one thing right for once?

>>378799712
>Aisha Taylor will never call you a human life-sized meme
why live

>>378781451
Do you think she actually writes the jokes? Now the developers are just going to be reading the same shitty jokes in an even worse way. It's going to be 5x worse.

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I'll miss her.

Ubisoft's conference has always been total shit. I doubt that will change this year. But girlwood did her part in making it so bad it's good, so I'm going to miss her. Their conferences were always some of the unintentionally funniest.

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>>378799861
I want her to grow to about 5000 ft tall, and use her stiletto to draw a pepe frog in what would then be the ruins of my neighborhood. Then she can pick up an office building and call it a meme.

Or something, I don't really do the meme things much. Something something, gimme more giant chicks.

>>378781847
Goddamn how do you get cheekbones like that. He can slice bread with those fucking sheer cliffs on his face.

>>378799663
>tens of thousands of people
Not that many but I have spoken in front of large crowds

>He did fine
He was practically pissing and shitting himself on stage and having epileptic seizures.

I dont k ow about you, but I aint gonna buy something from some unsure of himself tard who clearly is terrified at little shit like speaking to people on a stage

Would you buy a car from a car salesman if he constantly stuttered, trembled out of sheer terror, and practically pissed and shat himself? I sure as fuck wouldnt.

>>378800193
Surgery.

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>>378800193
Some men are just born to be villains

>>378780920
to be fair I'd WE post for free without having anything to do with them, easy (You)s easy life

>>378780631
There hasn't been a true cringe moment at E3 since 2011. They've been playing it too safe since then.

>>378800296
He wasn't trying to sell his game to you, he was just explaining it. Not everyone is a villain out to steal your wallet.

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Her dank new memes were the only reason I watched every year.

E3 this year is just gonna be more indie trash with just a couple big games.

Fucking sick of indie trash

>>378782039
>>its just going to be boring CEO's talking about stuff that makes the company look good for their shareholders, completely ignoring shit gamers care about
That was the original purpose of E3 you underage fuck.

>>378800743
Yes! Exactly. I hate games that don't have marketing budgets.

>>378800705
>He wasn't trying to sell his game to you, he was just explaining it
Do you not understand what E3 is? Thats precisely what the entire purpose of the conference is for, showcasing products to sell them.

>>378800296
Car salesman allegory is flawed. He's the lead dev on the game. He's not pawning off someone else's effort.

>>378801374
No, your brain is flawed. Ever heard of SEMA Show? Well, since you dont, its the exact same thing as E3, only with new cars, where leads of auto companies showcase their new lineups, talk about how great they are, and try to convince you to buy them.

>>378801762
When people think of car salesmen they think of men in cheap suits on car lots Anon

The only good thing about Ubi conferences was the cringe.

>>378801997
You might, because you dont know much about the subject. Others who do know about cars think of SEMA, Geneva Auto Show, and every other new car showcase conferences there are.

>>378781859
>>378781216
>that e3 where the Ubisoft CEO on thin sole shoes (5'3) was next to her (6'8 + 5in heels)

He could literally eat her out standing

>>378800443
They kind of do look alike >>378781847

>>378802418
You might want to clarify in the first place! :)

rip #girlwood

BUT MY GURLS WOOD!

What am I going to have a drinking game to now?

>>378780582

OWN
LIFESIZE
MEME

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>>378802739
>He could literally eat her out standing

I wonder if that's a fetish

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ioay6L5cWXk

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>>378799772
To be an edgy contrarian, because everyone loved the unraveled presentation when it happened, so shitting on it is sure to offend some.

>>378803295
It is now.

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>You won't be able to pass the time during Ubisoft's boring fucking presentation by imagining Aisha takes you backstage so you can gobble up her enormous penis.

I don't think I'll be able to make it through this year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq7Eki5EZ8o

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>>378785337
What the fuck is up with tech presentations in general?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7qTHbOEiDY

>>378780443
>you will never have your head crushed between Aisha's gigantic sheboon thighs

Why live?

>>378780443
>quits bojack horseman over an episode about abortion because she had a miscarriage
>quits being ubisoft spokeswoman so she doesn't have to talk about even more abortions on stage
poor woman can't escape it

>>378800714
THANKS FOR THE MEMES MEME MAN

>>378805603
She quit Bojack Horseman?
How are we gonna find someone who looks like a horse to play him?

>>378807640
I mean I respect you for trying but that was a bit weak my man

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>tfw no girlwood this year

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>>378780443
WHAT?

YES

FUCK YES

LOOKS LIKE IM WATCHING THEIR CONFERENCE THIS YEAR

>>378807807
Sorry I had a few shots and my internet jokes aren't as potent.
Set me up for the joke tomorrow when I'm sober and I'll try again.

>>378808408
Not that guy, I laughed.

>>378808408
you're a good sport