What do you expect from Ubisoft this E3? https://www.youtube

crap games and memes

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>>378779869

POLAND

DLC

>>378779869
More of the same shit

>>378779869
no #Girlwood at least

Are they kicking out Aisha?

>>378780405
yepp, well have awkward devs with french accent instead

>>378779869
More embarrassing shit

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Is that a turd seen from above?

Someone shoop it with this

The only way they could appease me is if they would ditch the disgusting nigger and bring back mr caffeine.

Holy shit they removed girlwood

>>378780652
Yes its already a big meme on reddit

>>378780913
Then post it. Content is content

I don't browse that shithole.

Probably no new PoP or BG&E2, so I don't really care.

>>378780405
About time

Why was it that Mr Caffeine did the same shit, and he was blacklisted to the point where he probably fell off the earth?

Doodly

>>378779869
Nothing interesting really. Never cared much for Ubi's conference. I am hoping for a 3D Rayman game though even though I know it will never happen. Fuck I'd even take a remake of Rayman 2.

>>378779869
I just want another Tom Clancy game that's full tacticool stealth, GR broke my hearth again

>>378780148

would they actually finally show off siege more at E3?

Weaponized Autism

Bonergirl
Open world garbage (ASS creed kangs edition and Farcry)
JUST Dance
Embarrasment
Super Mario Rabbids crossover

>>378780652
>>378745919

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Ubi pls

I feel like we're getting a new Splinter Cell

>>378785698
I want a new splinter cell but plz leave out Michael Ironside. Dude never sounded right for the character.

>>378787473
Respect to Ironside and all, but the dude is 70 and already said he's done.

>>378785698
>tfw was just starting college when Blacklist came out

Feels like it's been even more than that. God, it was a fun game.

>>378785698
>>378787473
>>378788281

I wish somebody would stab you fuckers in the spine for having such shit taste.

>>378788462
for liking splinter cell? The fuck is wrong with you?

>>378788462
Michael, pls go

>>378788918
For liking nu-splinter cell

>>378779869
61 shovelware titles

1 game that you can tell was supposed to be "good" because of how much money and production value is put into it, but turns out to be bad just like the other 61 shovelware titles


Ubisoft in a nutshell

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>everyone's pointing out the turd
>i'm just wondering how homestar runner ended up in the logo

>>378782043
lol

I expect another game where the protagonist drinks some potion and has a vision which is a lame ass level the player is forced to play.

I'm predicting another splinter cell. Sadly Ironside is said to be coming back.

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>>378779869
>no Aisha

Shit conference.

Girlwood better be in full force next year

>>378787473
Ironside left after Conviction last I remember

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>>378790267
>tfw I'm genuinely going to miss her

>>378789257
Blacklist is the second best SC game though.

>>378790572
>SC1 is superior in literally every single way
>Pandora Tomorrow is superior in literally every single way
>Chaos Theory is superior in literally every
>even the broken PC version of Double Agent is superior in literally every single way

No.
Get your neck snapped from a guy hanging down from a pipe.

>>378790482
Same, she's been hosting for 5 years now making me look forward to her tryhard attempts to be cool and hip every year.

#girlwood has become an E3 tradition

>>378785698
Fuck no, please let the series just die. For everything good with Blacklist there was stupid shit like that forced FPS section and the final boss being a two button QTE.

>>378779869
Dream
>Actual gameplay

Nightmare
>"in engine trailers"
>race baiting and trump jokes

>>378790572
>Blacklist is the second best SC game though.
Please seek a cliff, and hurl thyself from it. Every single one of the first three games, the original, CT, and PT, are worlds better than what we've gotten since.

>>378791271
But if they remove the stupid shit, we're left with a good game, no?

All I know is, I'd much rather have a new Splinter Cell game than AC #27 or another open world tower climbing fest.

more open world trash that I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole

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she did nothing wrong

>tfw no one cares about Driver anymore

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This is Ubisoft now, Every AAA game released this gen is a half finished broken mess

>>378791695
>implying origins isn't a whole reboot of the franchise and it won't rely on "b-but you can climb X".
Nigga this game is going to make SC look like Sneak King, just you wait and see.

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More "sutble" libatard propaganda in absolutely horrible video games no one needs and a lot of casuals hyping them up due to "maure" cutscenes and graphics (no one cares performance is shit and glitches everywhere).

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>no Aisha Tyler
You really don't realize what you've got until it's gone.

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>>378793945
shouldve put this thing in it too

also Sands of Time instead of Two Thrones

*popcorn intensifies*

>>378794026
I hope she knows I didn't mean the bad things I said. ;_;

>>378779869
>that gay lisp

>>378794026
She's unironically been the best part of Ubi's conferences for the past few years. So disappointed.

>>378791972
dumb annoying nigger

>>378779869
> no Aisha
Dropped

>>378779869
so everyone is making the videos like nintendo does now?

i dont remember "trailers" for a fucking propaganda event before.

>>378793945
prince of persia 2008 is a great game, compared to the abomination that was forgoten sands

>no Aisha
I WANT TO GO BACK

>>378795014
Teasers for events have been around since at least 2010 anon, most likely even before that.

>>378779869
>not a single woman in an Ubisoft trailer right after they removed Aisha Tyler from hosting

Are Ubisoft /ourdevs/?

A bunch of shit games because that's all they're capable of producing

>>378795320
i mean specialy for e3. i never saw one before

maybe sony did some but ubisoft is the first time

also
>people seriously expect that THAT woman will not show up this year

>>378779869
I expect the usual sort of crap that they put out.

>Aisha roasting manlets

That was funny.

>Hating Aisha Tyler

She is shitposting incarnate

So is Aisha now /our girl/ now that she's gone?

>>378796416
that explains why 4chan is so shit these days, shitposting became reddit levels of no fun alowed