>get invited to a friend's house to play vidya >he

>>378738510
>sitting

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>>378738510
>not hanging upside down from the ceiling

Did you sit on his lap? :3

>>378739552
I pulled his pants down and fucked him in the ass

>he didn't play vidya on the roof

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>get invited to a friend's house to play vidya
>he starts sucking my dick

>>378738510
>get invited to a friend's house to play vidya
You've lost me

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>get invited to a friend's house to play vidya
>we sit on each other's laps
>we get boners
>continue doing this for months

This really happened

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>friend comes over
>complains that the house is dirty

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>get invited to a friend's house to play vidya
>he starts farting
>smells like boiled eggs

Never understood what the nigga was eating.

y'all niggaz iz gay

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>>378740097
>He never played Mario Party with his bro and whoever lost had to give a BJ
Kek

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>get invited to friend's house to play Halo 3
>his gf is there too
>they sit on his bed
>i'm on the floor
>halfway through he just stops playing and gets under the blanket with his gf
>after a moment they clearly start fucking in there
>i'm sitting there trying to focus on Halo and pretending like nothing's happening
>never bothered to bring it up or anything even though it weirded the fuck out of me

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>>378740310
>not joining them

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>>378738510
Not gay but this thread is turning me on

>get invited to play vidya
>guy shows me the box of his 9800GT
>sits down and plays Oblivion in total silence

>>378740437
>Some people start fucking in front of me
>Start to take off pants to join them
> They act like I'm the weird one

>>378740304
>If a penis feels too big to the point that it's hurting you. That's just a sign that you're not adequately aroused enough.
is this some form of dressed-up copypasta

>>378739820
Never complain about a free bj.

>>378740071
Boiled eggs maybe?

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>friend go trans junior year
>asks me to the prom
>n..no thanks
>after being on hormones for over a year, she looks like this
>try asking her out
>you had your chance, plus I have a bf anyway

I fucked up

>>378740310
Cuck

>>378740894
faggot

>>378738510
my brother does this man.
"no it helps me focus when im this close to the screen"

>>378740894
Tom?

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>he makes you use the shit controller when you go to his house

>when he comes to your house he starts screeching "BUT IM THE GUEST GIVE ME THE GOOD CONTROLLER"

WELL WHICH ONE FUCKING IS IT BRANDON

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>>378740894

>>378740894
Wow, I guess I could take being called a fag for a bj from that. If that really is a pic of that guy it's an impressive result.

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>get invited to a friend's house to play vidya
>he plays a single player PC game while I watch

>>378740894
>trans are ok when they become traps
/v/ in nutshell

>>378741075

>fucking something feminine looking
>not gay
>fucking something masculine looking
>gay

It's not difficult

>>378741165
If it has a penis you're gay bro

>>378741207

Not if it's a passable trap

>>378741207
Yeah, just like how anal is gay

>>378741290
It's still gay you faggot.

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>"Here's your controller, bro."

>>378741028
why do people do this?
even as a teenager, you can't possibly be so autistic as to think your guest would enjoy that

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>>378741165
So what happens when you fuck a trap? It's only gay for him? Only one of you is having gay sex and the other is having straight sex? Face it anon, you're a fag

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>>378740989
>try that shit on him for a change
>he starts sulking
fuck you max

>>378740008
Just how gay are you now?

>>378741315

I'm not fucking her penis thus it's not gay. It's literally like having anal or a blowjob from a girl except they have some extra flesh between their legs

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>>378741347
Fucking a trap is 100% heterosexual pham.

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>Sorry, but my mom wants to watch her shows so we can't play after all

>>378741406
He's a weeb, go figure

>>378741336
>hey look at all my cool shit man!
>hey, watch me kill all theses mobs

Some people just lack self awareness.

>>378740481
>being a delusional closetfag

Just as bad as being a literal fag. Get help for your mental illness.

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>Get invited over to friends place to play vidya
>Go downstairs for something
>His mum and her friend are shit talking me in the kitchen

>>378741417
So if you fucked your male friend in the ass it wouldn't be gay because you're not touching his penis then

>>378741510
Being turned on by fiction doesn't make you gay

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>>378741028
>friend invites me over
>all he does is raid MC in vanilla WoW
>even goes on teamspeak for it

Why was I there?

>>378741417
Nah man
People, traps especially, like to pretend all humans are interchangeable bags of flesh. But when you fuck a guy instead of a girl, no matter how dressed up they are, it's still gay.
>source: I've been everywhere man, fucked an anus bare mare, stds I got my share man, I've fucked everywhere

>>378741587
His dick isn't going to suck itself.

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>that friend who gets homesick turn 12/50 of Mario Party and has to go home

>>378741361
>try to shit on him
>he starts sucking
Fuck me max

>>378740894
>having standards so low you can't date real girls

You really did fuck up.

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>get invited to a friend's house to play vidya
>he shouts back at his parents

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>>378741028
>Friend invites me and a guy from his old school who I've never met to his house
>Starts out OK
>Topic of Left 4 Dead comes up
>Friend's friend gets really excited because he really wants to try it
>Friend has it on Steam, launches it up for him
>For the rest of the day he sits and plays L4D while me and my friend try and get him to play stuff with us
Unsurprisingly he didn't get invited back for any other vidya sessions

>>378741329

>get invited to a friend's house to play vidya
>he brought Saturn .

>>378741028
I watch my friend play FF7
We're having fun

>>378741463
Fucking a trap is pretty gay you are just having a hard time coping with the harsh reality of being that far in the closet. Delusion is a hell of a defense mechanism and it just makes it easier to laugh at you.

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>>378741417
Look man, I'm not judging, but fucking trap IS gay no matter how you see it.

>>378741028
>Not shit talking just about every aspect of the game, or just shooting the shift and taking turns messing around with in game cheats
No anon, you're the tard here.

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>invites you to his house every day after school
>if we played a singleplayer game, it always ended up with me watching him play it
>if we played a multiplayer game, he would boast if he won and literally start crying if I won
I'll never understand that fucker

>>378742063
>tfw calling my friend a faggot every time when we play anything
>tfw insulting him 24/7 and he does the same to me

Playing Mortal Kombat with him can be fun at times

>>378741496
we weren't even that young, like 20 or 21
we knew each other for years, we just didn't visit each other at home
i remember i've already beaten Oblivion by that time
i also remember he was using a fan-made localization because he never bothered to learn english

>>378741008
What am I if I have fapped to every type on this chart?

>>378742082
>score a goal against my friend in FIFA
>screeches and alt+F4s the game and decides we won't play it anymore

>>378742169
Right? For me it's mostly about context. Or whatever my penis is in the mood for.
But for the record, fucking traps is still pretty gay. Especially when they cum and end up grunting like a guy.

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>taking turns playing games
>he doesn't use inverted
>eventually he gets sick of changing settings and is forced to invert

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>get invited to a friend's house to play vidya
>he shows me all these retarded meme videos and I have to pretend to laugh

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>>378741995
Only 2D traps are acceptable.

>>378742129
My friends and I made GTA into a party game in this manner. You get full armor and health once, then you go until you die. You can use cheat codes for weapons/vehicles still.
Also, why is riot mode no longer a thing?

>>378742335
I consider traps and futa gay. I'll fap to all of, super gay to super straight and all the in between. Whatever is hot is hot.

>>378741850
nice, also
>invite 3 colleagues from work
>play vidya on PS2 on one TV and Saturn on other TV
>Fighting Force vs Virtua Cop
>Tekken 5 vs Die Hard Arcade
Good times

>go to a friends house
>his dad always yells at him and he always tells him to fuck off in response
kids with divorced parents are weird

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>cca. 15 years ago
>super strict boarding school
>no PCs for students, could only use computer lab
>final days before summer break
>someone smuggles in a shitty old laptop
>we install Worms Armageddon
>having a blast playing it 3 or 4 people at a time
>i fuck up horribly despite having the reputation of a nerd
>guy in the lead is next in turn
>tap Space while he's aiming the bazooka and rush out
It haunts me to this day.

>>378742494
Ew no. I prefer Christmas Cake.

>>378738510

I do this and have no idea why. I'll sit on the sofa during movie nights though.

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>go to friend's house
>his younger brother beats his mom and sister

>>378741406
>have a boyfriend
y-yeah

>>378741028
I did this but I didn't invite him, his mom had to work day shifts and he came over because she didn't trust him alone.
Maybe if I wasn't autistic I would realize what I was doing.

I also invited him to bath with me and was confused as to why he kept refusing.
We were like 9 or 10 back then.

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>get invited to a friend's house to play vidya
>no games to play because we are bored with the all ones that we own

>>378740894
Do you seriously wanna fuck that gaping pit of a makeshift vagina?

>invited to friend's house for vidya
>he immediately sits in the only chair

>>378740071
beer makes my farts taste horrible

>>378743146
why didn't you sit on his lap, anon?

it's what he wanted

>>378740304
that's just some insane shit for niggers

>>378740815
eggs do smell pretty strange, or so i've heard haha

>>378740727
It's reverse bait made by men to try and make women look bad

>>378740894
loooool, she instantly become a BITCH :D

>hey anon you want some snacks?
>sure why the fuck not
>MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM ANON WANTS FOOD

>>378742908
Christmas Cake trap?

>>378741075
no, they are only okay when they are hot and not forced down our throats in ubisoft videogames

>>378743360
Nope. :)

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>>378743465
Shota trap?

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>go to indian friends house
>smells like poo and curry

>go to asian friends house
>smells like moth balls and fish

>go to white friends house
>smells like dairy and wet dog

>go to black friends house
>smells like cocoa butter and oil

>>378738510
>having friends

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so I got a girl staying with me tomorrow and she wants to play some co-op game with me, because I just got new pc. . what are goods games to play together campaign specially

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>>378743641
Kek. What the fuck

>>378743641
Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks

>Invite people over to play video games.
>Put a lot of effort into it system linked Xbox 360's, multiple controllers for new systems, N64 controllers buttons and sticks replaced.
>People come over.
>Meme videos meme video meme videos DUDE BUT WAIT CHECK THIS ONE OUT HAHA
>muh gf
>politics
>fights
>"im finna get fukked up xddd" *plops out weed bag*
>no games were played that day

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>>378740894
>she
That was your first mistake

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>>378743914
>invite people
Why not your friends?

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>>378743358
ice cold

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>friend's mom was a petite MILF with huge tits
>she was either swimming in their pool or working out when I'd come over to vidya, so always got to see her in skimpy clothing
>trying to resist boners at all times
>tfw she eventually liked me the most out of his friends, pouncing on me when I'd come over for hugs and kissing me on the cheek a lot
>remember one weekend she wanted to try some moves from a self defense class on me
>why the hell not
>basically felt pain but also her body against mine
>left early after just a bit of vidya
>punched my dick at home for hours

>>378743641
portal 2

I only got invited to friends houses when they wanted help with their computer and then left. I don't think I ever got invited over to just hang out even when I invited them over to mine to play games. Does that mean anything

>>378743358
fuck this shit

>>378743358
n-no y-you don't have to i thought...

>>378739820
This is the worst fucking feel

>>378742412
>forcing guy to become subhuman

This thread is amazing

my sides

>>378743358
>always went by myself to get snacks
>parents gave me shit if I got a lot to take back
>parents thought for years I had favorite snack foods
>never did, just got what my friends liked so they could snack if they got hungry while we played

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>>378739510
>not hanging from the ceiling

>>378744106
Why didn't you fuck her?

>>378744858

Teenage incompetence with zero confidence.

>Friend asks if i want something to drink
>Tell him sure
>"Mom Anon wants a drink!"
>feel like a spoiled dick

Stop doing that trevor you asshole

>>378745009
Ah yes, the terrible twosome. Do you know how often I've been told, "you know anon, I really liked back then"? To think of all the missed opportunities.

>>378744776
Bless you

>>378739820
>BARRY STOP I'M WINNING, DON'T DISTRACT ME

>>378739820
Don't complain about a free perk in a gay relationship

>>378745475
I kind of wish I could go back and suck my friends dick some more. He could never get his teeth out of the way for me though.

>>378743083
>Mom doesn't trust me home alone
>Have to stay at neighbors with weird kid that wants to take baths together

>>378742412
who the fuck doesn't use inverted anyway?

>>378745586
>Tfw you stumbled into a gay relationship and have amazing sex every day

>>378740727
let me tell you one thing anon, this was DEFINITELY not made by someone who posts on 4chan

>>378745665
>sex without love

>>378745594
I was very sheltered
I also grew up to be very gay

>>378745730
But I do love my boyfriend, you can love dudes

>>378745789

will you succ my dicc?

>>378745867
Well not for free

>>378745850

no you can't, the bible says so

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>>378745345
>that's my name
this is a game grumps reference right
r-right

>>378741008
trap, futa, feminine regular and overly feminine are best.

>>378743041
>he didn't beat him with a blunt object and pretend to be traumatized
coulda fucked his mom idiot

>>378745917

Your reward for succing is the satisfaction of knowing you gave a good succing

>>378746021
But I need money

>>378745918
Well the Bible is gay

>>378746280

my world has been turned upside down

>>378743358
God i hated this so much

>Go to friend A's house
>Playing some Hot Wheels game on PS1
>His dad comes home with Burger King
>Not only that but he got some for me too
>"Well anon we knew you were coming and thought you might be hungry"

>Go to friend B's house
>Playing Double Dash
>"Hey anon I'm hungry lets stop playing"
>ok
>"MOMMMM CAN WE HAVE PIZZA HUT?!?"
>His mom is clearly annoyed
>"MOM ANON REALLY REALLY WANTS IT AND WON'T STOP BUGGING ME ABOUT IT"
>What the hell i never said anything about pizza or food
>His mom relents, orders a pizza
>This happens two more times
>Two months later I'm banned from going over to his house
>Find out his mom thinks I'm a spoiled moocher

Thanks for tossing me under the bus like that Trent

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>>378741028
>he goes for a piss
>type "im gay lol" in chat
>comes back and goes fucking ballistic

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>go to friends house for vidya
>all they want to do is watch """funny""" youtube videos
>only one chair in their room
>sit on the bed behind them
>they keep turning around to see if you're laughing

Having friends was a mistake

>>378744183
It means your job at Geek Squad is taking its toll on your sanity

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>>378741008
>reverse futa
?

>>378747675

cuntbois

>>378746060
Forget that guy, youre my girl now

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>be like 6
>play NFL BLITZ on the N64 with my dad
>he kicks my ass
>makes fun of me for my team and losing
>o-okay, dad

>play Madden with him years later on his 360
>by the 4th quarter he's apparently fed up with hanging out with me
>orders me to just do plays where I throw the ball so "the game will end faster"
>never play vidya with him again

Father's day is coming up, and soon it'll be 3 years since I moved out and I haven't spoken to him even once. Fuck that guy.

>>378738510
>Get invited over to a friend's house
>Wait no I don't I have no friends and all attempts to make some for 3+ years now haven't worked

>>378747746
But don't futa have both dicks and pussies? So then, what's a reverse futa? Someone with a dick and a pussy but who otherwise looks like a dude?

>>378747784
But I don't want to be a girl

>>378747830

it's a cuntboi

>>378747830
Non, non, there are some futas with dicks+pussies but generally when you say futa you mean a girl with a dick, dick+pussy is some sub genre.
Reverse Futa is just boys with vagoos, I feel like the term reverse futa is intentionally misleading because people naturally think of female when futa is mentioned.

>>378747945
>>378747979
The reverse of cuntboy should be dickgirl though. The definition of futanari as is used by the Japanese is having both. "Futa" means "both" as in "futari wa".

>>378747801
>always played Army Men with my dad as a kid
>would start out ok, but every time he died he got more and more angry
>would end up throwing the controller on the ground and just walking out of the room without a word
>one time he rented Medal of Honor
>was getting mad because he didn't know the controls
>he threatened spank me if I didn't tell him how to play
>I had never played that game before
>I had never played any first person game before
>he ended up destroying my controller

I also haven't talked to him in almost 4 years now

>>378741347
A you people so young you can't remember that it's only gay if balls touch?

>>378748089

yes

>>378738510
>not invited to a friends house to play vidya
>have never been invited to a friend's house to play vidya
>will never be invited to a friend's place to play vidya
>have never had a friend
fug

>>378748142
That sounds awful, anon, at least you're free. Shit like this is probably why I prefer single player games, if I ever have children I'd never treat them awfully over vidya of all things.

>>378745261
>friend asks you if you want something
>you get it
>wow what an asshole!

You sound like a shitty friend desu.

>>378747842
That's not how it works anymore

>>378747471
Hoooly shit I hate this so much.
>"DUDE MEMES HAHA I'M SUCH A MEME LORD, THICCCCCCC XD"

I wanted to choke this faggot to death by the end of the night

>>378748692
Yes it does

>get invited for an over night gaming session
>host insists we watch jackass the movie
>he goes to bed afterwards
>try to play Assassin's Creed
>he comes down and turns it off
>have a conversation with the other guest
>he tells us to be quiet
>get kicked out at 9am because his dad wants to watch rugby

Fuck you Ben, this is why I haven't seen you in 7 years

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>>378738510
>get invited to a friends house to play vidya
>steal friends Gameboy cheat cartridge so that I can get all of the rare Pokemon and not him

>>378738510
>invite friend over for a weekend at my house
>play fallout 3 taking turns and doing all sorts of retarded shit
>make deathtraps for npcs and try to not be found out when a fucking nuke goes out
>punch the shit out of kids
>go into that simulation world and become mass murdered whithout letting people find out
>also play multiplayer games
>help mom make food/sweets so no "mom anon is hungry" bullshit
>his parents don't give a fuck so he ends up staying a fucking week
>only went back home because it was christmas
>basically laugh nonstop for a whole week

you guys need better friends.

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>>378741028
>friend invites me over to play vidya
>after playing smash and mario kart for a while we go on his computer
>while he's distracted for a second, start typing in something like pornhub or sex or something like that in the search bar
>he sees and starts flipping his shit
lol

>>378749791
I miss back before middle school hit when I still was capable of having friends

>invited to friends house
>start chewing his pencils

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>>378743208
>taste

>>378740894
>you had your chance, plus I have a bf anyway
Man, he really did become a woman, personality and all!

>>378750042
if you seriously did this then you should be executed

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>>378747471
>Friend start showing you memes on his twitter
>He gets them from some 4chan compilation accounts
>Looks at me everytime to see if I laugh
>Asks why I won't create a twitter account

>>378745918
Most churches retconned that part.

>>378741406
Yes.

>>378750619

wtf that's bullshit

>>378748861
Alright, what's the cost?

>>378750718
Nah

>>378740894
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>her

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>3 friends and I plan to meet up at one of our houses
>The house we end up meeting at has Bloodblourne
>We all take turns with it, handing off the controller when we die
>It's my turn
>We're still somewhere in the beginning area
>I run near a corner to take down some small enemies
>I turn the camera around and there's another guy behind me
>It legitimately spooks me and I scream
>The four of us spend a good 5-6 minutes laughing our asses off until we're short of breath

good times

>>378750863
He's a her enough that I'd fuck em

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>Friend doesn't take his shoes off when he enters my house

>>378741008
>reverse futa

>>378750797
Money
I'm poor, throw me some cents

>>378750863
I prefer the term "She-male"

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>>378738510
>get invited to a friend's house to play vidya
>wake up
>I'm a friendless autist

>>378750960
>BB
you must be 18+ to post here anon.

>>378741028
>Friend invites a bunch of us over for magic cards.
>We play magic while his younger brother plays ff7 for the first time.
>We all smoke weed and watch him play while we do our magic thing.
>It was awesome.

>friend invites me over
>he plays a single player game the whole time
Fuck you, Sam.

>>378741417
>>>her penis

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>>378739820
>He doesn't say no homo first

>>378751173
>you're a lying son of a bitch Sam.

>>378742412
>>378745645
Who the fuck uses inverted anyway?

>>378750971

Seriously how fucking hard is it to take your shoes off inside?

>>378750985
yeah, you better be a power bottom. or all you're getting are Nintendo game recommendations.

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>>378741028
>Invite friends over
>We all play Zombies or another game for a couple of hours
>Later on, 2 are on the same screen playing a co-op game, the third was on his own screen boosting his score on ranked matches, and either me or someone else was on the PC playing a game or browsing the internet
Overall it was a very enjoyable time.

>Friend buys a new house.
>I help him and his roommate move in.
>We spend the night getting drunk and taking turns playing Titianfall 2 on his xbox.
>Shit talking each others skills.
>Good Times.jpg

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>get invited to a friend's house to play vidya
>cool let's play Tekken
>no you always beat me
>let's play Turok 3
>no you always beat me
>end up playing some wrestling game because it's the only game in which he knows he is more skilled than me since I don't own it as well

>>378739591
I want /fit/ to leave.

>>378747471
>>378750316
Finally, some other people who get it. Every time I visit this one friend in particular I have to give him a caveat that I do not want to see any videos while I am over.

I'm sure that you can guess what happened next.

>>378742169
Ascended

>>378751749
>invite friends over after work
>we take turns playing multiplayer
>if you die, you have to drink
>if you get a kill streak everyone else drinks
>we shit talk each other and laugh all night

drinking and passing around a controller is still the best way to bond with friends. to this day we laugh about dumb shit we did while playing or getting drunk.

>>378740310
That happened to me a lot with a few of my friends. Eventually I had to make a rule against it because even my mom was starting to notice and get annoyed (and maybe I was starting to get a little jealous).

>>378741028
>Get a good horror game like RE1/2/7, Outlast, etc
>Invite over friends
>Kill the lights, have some snacks, turn up volume
>Pass the controller every death/scene change

It's like watching a horror movie with friends but more interactive.

>>378743914
This has started to happen among our friend group. Shit sucks. At least there is like 2 other dudes who want to play, so usually, we end playing shit while the other ones watch TV and shoot the breeze.

>>378741336
My friends and I would play single player games all the time hanging out, and have fun doing so. The first time we had all hung out together in junior high, we spent an entire weekend in my room with Wild Arms. Except for the morning we took a break to go to the library to use the computer there to look up a guide.

>>378751749
There really is something about that first night in a new place with good buds. Boxes still on the floor, getting drunk, setting up your TV and games console first thing, and digging through all the boxes to find a cord or controller you need.

Good times is right, anon.

>>378744183
This shit is the worst. I was SOOO popular at high school... when they needed their damn computer or phone fixed.
>hey anon :) whatchu doing?
>nothing
>do you know anything about computers, mine is broken :<
Some people would've never spoken to me, ever, but when their phone or computer shit the bed, I was all of a sudden their best fucking friend reeee

>>378752646
>SOOO
>...
>reeee

Are you sure you're not still in high school?

>>378747801
That sucks anon
I used to enjoy playing games with my dad. He's not very good any more though. We used to take turns playing Mario on NES. I went full auspie and got gud so now he doesn't like playing because he's not as good as me.

Occasionally, I can convince him to play LAN StarCraft or Command and Conquer games with my sister and me.

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>>378741008
Reverse Traps are the best, but Feminine and Overly Feminine are good too.

>>378748478
:<
Where do you live, anon? We can be friends
That is, if you're not a smelly asshole.

>>378738510
>invited to friends house
>not enough room for all of us
>he offers to sit on the floor
>we all rotate who's on the floor

>get invited to a friend's house to play vidya
>two chairs
>he says I can't sit down on it because it's for his little brother's seat to watch us
>his little brother was at after-school classes for the next hour and a half

Fuck you, Jimmy, you ignorant lardass. Your floor was scummy and I swear I caught diseases from sitting down on it.

>>378740989
Who goes to someone's house to play vidya without bringing their own controller?

>>378740051
weird innit

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>>378752857
Hey, fuck you man
I was really getting into my post.
I graduated class of 2010

>>378741550
This always happens. Underrated post

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>Get invited to friends house to play vidya
>We have a fun time playing vidya

>Get invited to friends house to play vidya
>I use his laptop and we just grind the same mobs on a MMO for literally 10 hours while eating pizza

Pretty dumb in hindsight.

>go stay over at friend's house to study
>arrive late at night
>play videogames and get some food
>go to sleep
>straight into the next morning
>get breakfast
>study for a good couple hours
>finish and play some more videogames
>thank him for help
>leave
Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus.

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>friend invites me and 2 other friend to his house to play Tekken Tag 2 for the ol' times sake
>all of us played Tekken 2, 3 and Tag 1 to death back in the day
>some even played the Tekken 3 demo more than the actual game (the one demo with Eddy and Xiaoui)
>my friends actually lost touch with Tekken since Tag 1. They played newer games when I brought them over but never by themselves. They can't recognize many of the newcomers (except for Asuka Kazama), but old characters were still deep burned in their mind

>playing on a shitty CTR. Words written on screen are blurry af
>having good times
>one friend gets distracted while drinking beer
>GET READY FOR THE NEXT BATTLE
>beer guy suddenly tries to catch up with the game
>beer guy goes "hey who the fuck is 'Body' ?"
>everyone laughs at him for not recognizing fucking Eddy at first sight
>"who cares about that nigger? I main Heihachi"
>good times indeed

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>>378738510
>go to friend's house during summer
>his overweight father is walking around shirtless

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>>378754146
>go to friend's house
>his fit dad is walking around shirtless

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>bring friend over
>play some fighter (I think it Dead or Alive)
>he's interested and picks up the other controller to play
>chooses some random character
>get ready to style with the millions of combos I learned
>he finds some move where the guy does a backflip and knocks you down
>starts juggling me in the corner of the arena with it
>finally just stop playing with him since he picks the exact same character and just spams that move
>dbz is coming on
>he doesn't care so just go watch it while he continues playing
>come back and he's doing the campaign on that same character just spamming the same move over and over again

>>378754371
Did you call him daddy?

>>378754371
Did you fuck him

>>378746395
If you thought that was inconsiderate

>Go to friend's house to play games
>"Hey anon are you hungry?"
>uhh I guess
>"Ok be right back"
>Is gone for 5 minutes
>Returns with a ham sandwich for himself
>"Ok i'll put your stuff on the table"
>All he brings for me is a half-consumed can of Dr. Thunder and a jar of peanut butter

>>378754660
No he fucked me

>>378754791
>not taking teenage dick
He sounds like a massive faggot

>>378749791
>Get invited to stay at friends house
>Other friends there stayed for another two days
>I had to leave by 9 AM after the first night because my parents were super uptight about me overstaying my welcome

>>378743131
This. I've seen porn with post-op trannies. It's revolting.

>>378740310
>>378752132
I refuse to believe that people like this exist. I know at least 80% of this kind of posts are fake but holy shit, do you people only hang out with absolute subhuman degenerates?

>>378755234
The second post I have trouble believing., the first one I can totally see it happening. Teenagers who still haven't explored their fetishes are fucking crazy man, I'd know.

>>378738510
Just like my japanese animes!

>>378740008
What kind of position must you sit in to be on eachothers laps at the same time?

>get invited to friends house
>end up walking in on his dad in the bathroom while he was naked shaving

The only plus about this is that he was actually built and not saggy looking like most dads.

>>378741008
>tfw only kinda gay
Phew

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>Go to friend's house after school all the time.
>Playing vidya in his bedroom
>His mom, single mother, hot, always there to say hello.
>Feeds us snacks, gets us drinks.
>One day friend had to run down the street to help neighbor with something for a bit.
>Told to just sit tight for a little and play vidya.
>His mom comes in to check on me.
>Only in a bra and panties.
>No clue what to do about it.
>She laughed, flashed me her tits and tells me I remind her of her dead husband.
>Ended up loosing my virginity to my friends mom at 14 years old.
>After a few months of this someone found out.
>They reported it to the police.
And that's how my friend's mom got arrested for sex with a minor, and why I had to move very far away.

>>378740894
95% of real girls are still cuter and don't have a fucking adam's apple.

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>>378755804
Nigga

>>378755804
at least you scored.

>>378755804
Imma call fake

>>378748667
Its about the fact his friend offers him a drink but then instead of getting it himself he lets his mom do it, that's what makes it annoying

>>378755804
Jesus what has /b/ and /v/ done to me. I was more interested in this guy's story: >>378754791 than yours.

>>378756171
As it should be, your subconscious recognizes daddy dick better than used pussy. You should listen to it more

>>378756268
Nope, I just want a cute trap to settle down with.

>>378756701
The sooner you realise girly boys are superior and saner is the day you will achieve heaven. Traps are CONSTANTLY in a spiral of self-loathing and depression, constantly worrying about passing. Just get a dude who looks kind of girly and fuck his brains out.

>>378756701
Ah
A faggot, you are

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>play pokemon GO during it's high time
>out looking for Blastoise cause he's what I need to complete the evo
>spent a couple hours just walking around town
>bump into a group of people
>it's a group by a gym
>one guy see's me and comes over
>we chat for a bit and I mention what I'm looking for
>he knows where blastoise is
>so we walk together for almost an hour
>catch blastoise
>he asks if I wanna go brag a bite to eat somewhere, of course I go i'm starving
>yadayada we eat/talk
>"I live nearby if you wanna hang out for the night"
>agree cause I didn't feel like walking home this late
>his apartment is comfy as fuck
>grab some drinks and start watching Arnold movies
>getting both tipsy now
>his legs bumps into mine, but we're both cool with it
>after the movie was done he rolled over bumping into my side
>we laugh and then he just kisses me
>at first I was all 'wtf'
>but then I just went with the flow and kissed him back
>we ended up making out which seemed like forever
>fell asleep
>woke up to him getting dressed
>"I gotta go to work, but you're welcome to hang here til I get back or whatever"
>I say K and he kisses me good bye
>mfw laying in his bed as he leaves to go to work

We're still together now and it's awesome.

>>378756884
But I've seen twink stuff and it does nothing for me. I thought traps would be more stable than every girl I've dated. I guess not. Cite you sources.

>>378757093
Go to /lgbt/ or Tumblr.

Generally in porn a twink to them is some tall lanky motherfucker who is skinny as hell. A proper girly boy at least does leg exercises for a decent ass.

>>378743641
split screen coop ?
you need a console for that

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>>378757081
Sounds like a cool friend, nice find.

>>378757081
Hows the sex?

>>378757081
Bros should always kiss eachother good bye for the day.
Sounds like you found a great friend there, make sure you introduce him to your girlfriend/wife!

>>378755804
noice

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>>378757081
>/v/ - faggots

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>>378751567
ɐƃƃiu 'ǝɯ

>>378757579
We became bf's a month afterward.
>>378757519
Hot. I like it rough and hard and sometimes loving. We're both clean, so bareback has been amazing.

>>378741028
godfucking dammit, I hate this

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>Get invited to a friends house to play vidya
>He only wants to play one player games
>Sitting around watching him play shit games as by-the-book as possible
>Insists that we can take turns
>Doesn't despite him dying multiple times
>"Hey dude...pass the controller"
>I don't know what I'm doing so I just end up dying quicker
>Pass it back man

He did the same shit to another friend of mine only we were playing fighting games. Dude got wrecked without anyone explaining any of the controls to him and he insisted that he give up the controller because he was "next".

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My friend Tom used to come over when we were kids.
Every time he come over I used to ask him what he wanted to play or do.
Every fucking time he would say he wanted to just watch me play as I was fun to watch gaming while we chat shit and talk about the game..
Always made me feel uncomfortable desu.

>>378757852
>We became bf's
Right, best friends.

>>378755234
>absolute subhuman degenerates
aka. teenagers

>>378758482
Pretty much the same man, but with buttsex.

>>378757852
Post pic of face, I want to see the cute

>>378758582
Have you ever came from receiving anal alone before?

>>378757852
Ah, are you the small spoon/receiver? Do you take his cum on the daily?

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>>378738510
I do this

>Friend is a poorfag who doesn't have console
>Invite him to my house to play some vidya
>Play Tekken
>He kicks my ass
>Play Digimon Rumble Arena
>He kicks my ass
>Race him on Hotwheels Turbo Racing
>He kicks my ass
>I'm getting visibly upset
>He says "Haha man let's just stop playing for awhile"
>My gaming honor besmirched, felt like crying
>"H-h-heh o-o-kay!"

NEVER FELT SO PATHETIC IN MY LIFE FUCK! ARGHGARGHHAGRHASASASBDAJS VSKDJFSDFBAKSBDAS

>>378758709
We're both pretty built now. At the time I was chubby built and he was kind of big, but not obese big. I got him to lift with me so we're both hnnngg now.
>>378758671
No. We've gone hours of sex, but alas.
>>378758625
No. This is vidya and I've already /soc/d this place too much already.

>Go over friends house to play vidya
>Get drunk and high
>Pass out
>Wake up in the middle of the night and one of my friends tells me that our fat sweaty friend teabagged me in my sleep
>Just feel fucking violated
>Start to plot
>Go back to sleep and wake up again, earlier than everyone else
>Piss in every drinkable liquid in the refrigerator
>Doesn't feel like it's enough
>It's mid-summer
>Leave half-cracked eggs throughout his house
>Make a goopy mixture of raw meat, kitchen filth, and egg, wrap it up, and shove it into the air vent in his living room
>Still doesn't feel like it's enough
>Piss in his mouth wash
>Almost jack off into his body wash but I realize he'll just be washing himself clean anyway
>Jack off in his lotion
>Run his tooth brush along my gooch

>Tell my other friends what I did, even after they drank my piss
>They tell me how rancid out fat friend's house has become since he was a poor housekeeper anyway
>Know that he's going to work smelling like rancid meat and semen

>>378755234
>I refuse to believe that people like this exist.

You'd be wrong. I've had this almost happen to me a couple times and done shit similar. Leave a mixed group of teenagers in a place long enough with no supervision and the sexual tension will likely come to a head.

Stories of people fucking in movie theaters while some friends acted as lookouts were common in HS. A friend of mine got a handjob across from me at a lunch table and there were chicks known for giving head/HJs when we were able to leave school for lunch.

I remember a girl who wanted to fit into my group of weird friends and would talk about how her boyfriend would fuck her in the ass during lunch and so she was technically still a virgin.

>a friend comes over to hang out
>right away asks if we can play vidya
>say sure sounds like fun
>my mom says that we can't play right now because dad is taking a nap
>"oh well, guess we can play a little later"
>friend looks at his watch and goes: "oh, looks like I gotta go home now bye"
>I just stand there scratching my head and slowly realizing that he's probably just using me to play vidya

Fuck that guy. It's not like my dad was gonna nap forever, impatient little shit. Thankfully not everyone was like that in my childhood.

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my friend always prefered to watch me play games then play them. But we did co-op sometimes.

>>378754749
>a jar of peanut butter

Your friend is truly a gift.

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>hang out with all of my friends like once a month
>we play Mario Party/Smash/Mario Kart/typical party games
>one of the guys starts bringing his Wii U to the party
>he just plays on his Wii U for the entire night while we're playing said party games
>refuses to contribute except when it comes to smoking my weed
>always had some leftover joints at the end of the night
>he wants to buy them from me so he can smoke them by him self
>pays the exact amount it cost me without considering the effort it took me to roll
>I'm short 3 joints and I have gained nothing
>he wonders why we stopped inviting him


>inb4 guy marijuana rofl

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>go over to a friend's house to play vidya
>he and his brothers just pin me down and tickle me constantly
>keep acting like it's just a prank or joke when the faggots are obviously getting off on it

fucking queers

>>378740071
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>>378741550
>friends mom only expects me to say hi first
>expects me to talk about my self first
>expects me to carry the whole god damn conversation

>"anon you've known me for years why are still so shy?"

Goddamn she gives me so much anxiety, I guess that's what happens when your friends with a chad type personality