>be Japanese Zelda >cry in accordance with your open mouth

>>378719320
>belching in Link's face

>>378719448
that's his fetish

>>378719320
Literally the only version that does that is the American version, and I think the French version? Everything else shows real fucking emotion. I will never understand that decision

>>378719320

I don't have a switch was the English track really that bad? I mean I know they're not going to lip-sync for it.

File: IMG_1302.jpg (135KB, 966x1024px) Image search: [Google]

135KB, 966x1024px

>be Japanese Link
>"Hya!"
>be burger Link
>"Hyaa!"

to be fair people often wrack their face with their mouths open while crying and don't necessarily vocalize
but it's just inconsistent between the languages, if there were only one language probably nobody would have complained

>>378719609
American "women" are too strong and independent to cry.
>>378719645
I didn't play it either, and I certajnly wouldn't play the American version if I did.

>>378719609
Americans are terrified of showing any emotion that isn't rage, hate, apathy, or smugness.

File: 1423893071728.jpg (51KB, 423x423px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 423x423px

>>378719320
>be Japanese Zelda
>overact
>be Burger weeb w/ autism
>needs phoned in social queues to understand the emotion being conveyed

Yup

>burger dub
>it's shit
>get new patch, change to Japanese dub instantly
>better but not that much, Zelda sounds like generic kawaii uguu~ girl even when she's crying
>beat it and change to latin american Spanish (my region and language)
>it's fucking masterful, Zelda's VA is god-tier, everyone is giving the performance of their lives and pour their heart into their acting
huh turns out Latam wins again burgerfags :)

>>378720009
You sound like an assmad aussie

>>378720009
That's the very opposite of what Japanese think.
Japanese can't express their feelings compared to Americans. they have to hide it

File: 1433979115682.jpg (119KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

119KB, 1280x720px

Only thing the Japanese track does right is Revali, instead of that dramaqueen furry adlibbing lines like no tomorrow.

>>378720016
>showing emotions = overacting

Tell us how she should have acted, Mr. Hollywood.

>>378720016
>overact
t. dubfag who has never heard real acting before

Glad that I didn't even get the game til JP dub was available

American dubs of Impa and deku tree are quite good. yeah, and that hyrule king, too

>>378720348
Even if it wasn't you could just switch the system language to japanese and the whole thing will be japanese, it's not like the story is anything special.

>>378719320
Crying with your mouth open is the most mongoloid thing possible

>>378720874
>hurr X action is mongoloid!

Is this the newest cuck, casual, and other words that mean whatever the person using them wants them to mean?

>>378719823
Why is Link wearing this outfit? Is he on his way to earn some rupees?

>>378719320
Is there anyone who didn't find this memory without checking for the painter guy at the nearby stable? The picture was literally the most generic forest ever.

>>378720507
Are you kidding me? The Deku tree sounded like total shit.

>>378720874
Nips literally are mongoloids tho.

File: 11.jpg (2MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1920x1080px

>>378720525
Yeah, that's what honestly reeeally fucking bummed me out about the whole game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPOIlHxvJeI
This trailer at the Switch presentation got me so fucking hype, and I was looking forward to experiencing an amazing story, but it's all told in these short flashback cutscenes that you have to go out of your way just to get.
I was really disappointed that such an amazing looking cast was so downplayed. I was looking forward to seeing how Nintendo would tackle storytelling in an open world setting, but it just kinda falls flat, and Mipha and Zelda's voices don't make it any better because of how bad they are.

>>378719320
>someone cries and gasps for air but has trouble doing so because emotion

It's like you've never seen someone cry before.

I'm envious.

>>378721136
How the fuck would you make a story that doesn't involve flashbacks with the way the game is laid out? Being able to go anywhere you want is the game's grand point.

>>378719609
American women sob more than cry, that's why.
Watch any show or movie where a woman is crying, it'll be dominated by heavy sobs more than screaming

>>378722430
This. To be honest, a woman who screams when she cries never learned how to not bother the fuck out of people, it's something children do. When you get older, you're supposed to suppress your urge to be a blubbering idiot, while still being able to release in a healthy way, like sobbing.

>>378722765
Oh, I forgot, crying women get me so turned on in real life.

>>378719609
you mean americans don't have souls

File: 1495390935826.jpg (4MB, 2894x4093px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 2894x4093px

>>378721045
Link would make a fortune dancing in the desert voe and vai clothes.

>>378719320
>be zelda in eng
>fake cry for sympathy
>be zelda in jap
>giving birth

>>378722765
>>378722430
>there are people who demand other people cry in a specific way

This world is beyond saving.

>>378723056
>australians demand other people cry in a specific way

ftfy

>>378720095
French dub is better.

File: 01.jpg (37KB, 720x409px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 720x409px

>be jip-jap developers
>painstakingly model Zelda's face animations after superior nipponese voice actresses' stunning performance
>"hori shitto, we forget record rines for inferior amerikan version"
>find random american hamplanet off of streets
>coax the beast into belching out sounds that resemble the correct lines with superior nipponese KFC
>lazily paste disgusting gaijin zelda's voice over the animations as crunch time quickly closes in
>sweatingjapanman.jpg
>dirty americas are somehow impressed by zelda's performance
>switch sells one mirrion units
>famiry eat many sushi
>do not have to commit sudoku for at least another month
>mfw

>practically every other VA tries to actually emote
>Burger Zelda doesn't fucking try
>to top it off, her accent is fake as fuck and she purposely auditioned with said fake as fuck accent

>>378722765
>get fucked by Calamity Ganon's giant Calamity Dick in every orifice for literally a hundred years
>finally get saved by some twink boy
>overwhelmed by emotion, you start crying loudly

JEEZ WOMAN STOP SOUNDING SO ANNOYING, GOD.

>>378723056
>people request that others not scream like children once they pass the age of 12

How fucking unreasonable, am I right?

>>378723056
It's the culture man, I didn't make it up.

>>378723584
Yeah, man, your personal feelings and opinions are far more important than anything else and everyone else in the world is exactly like you, aren't they? I mean, they should be, since you're so important and awesome and shit. How dare anyone inconvenience you in any way, fucking faggots am I right?

Jap zeldas scream is fucking annoying and stupid, burger scream is fucking stupid and a poor performance. Literally every other language got it right

>>378723436
That scene is immediately after Calamity Ganon killed all her friends, killer her father, eviscerated her kingdom, and nearly killed her knight/beloved all because she revived the Sheikah tech and was unable to access her sacred power. Anyone not completely falling apart in that situation would be considered a sociopath.

>>378723756
Not just him, everyone.
As a culture America decided that you are more respectable if you are able to control your emotions, even during times of emotional distress.
Society is wierd

>>378723924
>her father the king didn't train her to not cry like a baby about everything

It annoys me so she's a horrible character, emotional women need to be fucking gassed.

>>378724047
>I'm such le sociopath mom am I cool? *tips fedora*
yawn

File: 1494491529264.jpg (41KB, 448x635px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 448x635px

>>378719645

It's really not. Most are just tryhard weeboos who look for even the smallest and pointless excuse to defend having the language in Japanese, which I'm sure most don't even possibly understand and end up putting on English subs anyway. The kind that end up being exactly what would be said if the voices were dubbed into English. I'm fine with some weebshit if it's strictly Japanese centered. At this level though it's just absurd.

Bet they even restrict themselves to their pixel genital

>>378724004
>control

You mean hide and bottle them. According to Americans men who do anything besides smile, glare, and snarl are weak emotional pussy women-children without testosterone and women who do anything beside be quiet and maintain neutral faces are shrilling shrewing harpying whining crying blubbering shrieking bitches.

>>378721045
>Is he on his way to earn some rupees?
are that and his clothes related?

>>378724174
Damn kid, put down that internet katana, that edge is sharp as fuck

>>378721045
He's already the best earning whore in town.

Oh, no, not the Zelda games, always renowned for their amazing voice acting and dialogues!

>>378724321
He didn't suck dick for money, you faggot
How can a hero be a whore?

>>378719645
It's the first time I've ever played an undub. Zelda's VA was so bad that I had to switch it out.

>>378719823
Why doesn't Link just seduce Ganon?

Why are amerikeks so self-loathing and unpatriotic these days? I thought it was you whole schtick, guys
Do you go to sleep dreaming of old yellow dick in your boipussy?

>>378724660
Guess that he's not into girls(males).

>>378724547
Tell me about it, why can't all languages be as good as based Japan's?

>>378724660
It's very painful(in the ass) way to save hyrule.
Link went easier way

File: 1481463615513.jpg (99KB, 600x400px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 600x400px

>be retarded amerishart
>reading skills on the level of toddlers in civilized countries
>mute your entertainment and overlay it with amateur voice acting because of this

>>378725116
>mad as fuck britbong
Don't you need to go get stabbed and exploded by a muslim and then apologize for being a racist white?

>>378724174
>You mean hide and bottle them.

No, we mean "save them for a time and place when they are appropriate." Around loved ones, alone, to community members who take on the surrogate parent role, friends, etc. Not in public, and not to people you don't know, and especially not in ways that blow everything out of proportion

>>378724772
underrated post

where do I find the 13th souvenirs ?

>>378725654
That's what I said, hide and bottle them. And you DO know that Link is the only one with Zelda in that scene, right? And that her breakdown is 100% justified because of all the shit that happened 100 years ago? Or does your brain not work very well?

what's with the nip's fetish for blonde hair?

>>378726737
Blonde hair is cuter than brown hair

>>378726813
But TP Zelda was the sexiest.

>>378726886
Japanese like cute ones more than sexy one

I want you to cry for me /v/. Give me your most ass tearing b'aw you can come up with.

File: BAWWW[1].jpg (24KB, 287x387px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 287x387px

>>378726971

>>378726239
There's a gift shop in Kakariko village. I recommend the "I <3 Kakariko" shirt

>>378726659
Yep, and as before, adults cry like adults, children cry like children, Since children cry at literally everything, people are desensitized to them crying (except their mothers), and are annoyed by it. When adults cry (like adults) it has a larger feel of gravitas, because it;s something you experience less often.

Face it, the Jap screaming like a child is more annoying than moving.

>>378727463
A lot of adults would be screaming like children after that experience. Hell, in real life adults do scream like children during and after disasters like earthquakes, floods, fires, tornadoes, etc. because they're fucking terrified and lost their homes and some loved ones.

>>378725287
What are you talking about?
All the dangerous assault knives have been binned!

>>378719320
Now that you can choose the voice language, this is no longer a complain.

>>378728370
I can hate dubs without playing them, I import everything so I never play them. And I also hate the dubfags that defend them.

File: japsi.jpg (26KB, 367x500px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 367x500px

>>378728721
ahhh.... i see your katana folded a thousandaru times in the flames of mt. fuji is well honed