How would you approach your video game wife, if you were to encounter

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>>378711146
>Hi, you are awful, ugly and I really hate you

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trying the direct approach?

>>378711146
I wouldn't because I'm socially inept and wouldn't even think about talking to a girl.

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Something like this I guess.
Doesn't matter though, I already know I'm unfit to love and be loved.

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>>378711146
"Hey nigger"

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>>378711772
I'd imagine a mind reader would appreciate honesty, considering she literally knows what you're thinking.

>>378711849
You are only unfit to be loved because you believe it to be so.

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Marisa is literally the worst, Alice is the better Magician and doesn't deserve to be lonely

>>378712793
Actually, satori thrive on dredging up thoughts you want to remain hidden, as shown in the reactions of partners in SA, and further evidenced by Satori's own specialisation in calling back trauma.

Speak your mind with Satori, and it's like you're usurping her reason to exist.

I wouldn't, I don't know Japanese

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>>378713352
but anon, that what it makes it hotter
besides, I actually believe she would be the only one who could tell me what happens inside my head. high school taught me all psychologists are crazy themselves

I don't know moon so she'd probably think I'm autistic.

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>>378711146
I don't think it's feasible for me to interact with her in the real world, so... I guess I wouldn't.

Oh, side note, that picture of Marisa feels really familiar. It might be the picture I used for her portrait when I played through Labyrinth of Touhou. Man, that was a long time ago...

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>what's up, old bitch.

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>>378711146
I would immediately get inside her

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>>378711146
Hello, please don't kill me

>>378714378
Hello /jp/.

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Honestly any attempts I make towards talking to Fuuka would be fruitless, I don't know enough Japanese to communicate with her effectively, so really there's no chance of me talking to her.
Maybe in a few years when I reach fluency, but right now I'd rather not.

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>>378712941
Don't be so rude.

>>378714205
I never got very far in that game, grinding kills me.

>>378714487
She might know English, you never know!

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All the eggs

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>>378714681
>She might know English,
I doubt it, she never mentions it, and even if she did there's little chance she'd know enough for us to talk in-depth.

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>>378714681
I just want to say Marisa anon your waifu is pure

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Sperg out about searching for her for years

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>>378714681
>I never got very far in that game, grinding kills me.
I eventually beat the main story, over the course of like a year and a half. There was a ton of grinding because I was just particularly terrible at the game, and may have been building some characters wrong or something. I think I wound up having to be like 30 levels over-leveled before I could take the final boss. I haven't played it in like 5 years now, but I never did finish the Plus disk content. At this point I'd probably just move on to Labyrinth of Touhou 2.

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>>378714912
I appreciate that, anon.

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>touhou
Have you learned nothing?
Must I BEAT some sense into you?

>>378718017

varg pls I bought your game now go away

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Present obscene amounts of food to her to win her favor

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>>378715098
Anon, you've got to play it cool. You'll drive her away by sperging!

>>378711146
I know her weaknesses, so making the first step would be easy. It's everything after that is going to be difficult, maybe it will even make me realize that we actually don't belong together at all and I'd an hero right after that.

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Nothing, I can't speak her language

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>>378721641
>Moot's legacy has deemed Clownpiece my waifu

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Throw up because she went from perfection to 3DPD.

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How many design changes has your waifu gone through?

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I would tell her she is kawaii desu, and she would probably say something equally dumb in broken Engrish.

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>>378718017
Stop playing Neptunia varg

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>>378722196
>Throw up because she went from a season fad to 3DPD

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Scratch her ears and she'll end up wanting more

I want to marry Marisa

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wouldn't. without a force-bond, I'm sure she wouldn't be interested.

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>>378714487
>>378714906
それなら俺はいただき!!!
風花ちゃんゲット!

Ask to see my daughter

>>378724776
She fucks dogs

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>>378724834
犬になりたい

anime isn't real
seek help