Why is there no video game with an old lady as the Protagonist?

sounds shit

Twisted Metal?

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>>378701838
The ending would be too sad. They are always support characters anyways.

>>378701838
>Ethel thought the only thing she had to worry about was taking her Metamucil but a group of neighborhood kids changed that
>this summer play as the geriatric Commando that's gonna make those damn kids get off her lawn

>voiced by betty white
into the trash it goes

>>378701838
The cat lady had a middle aged women as the protagonist.

nah man
you can make a hag in Oblivion and it's just as bad as any other character

Naruto Shippuden Ultimate Ninja Storm 3, 4, and Revolution let you play as Tsunade

>>378701838
Can someone do persona 5 edit of op's image please

Wendy Oldbag: Ace Attorney

>>378701838
What if Lara Croft had breast cancer?

>>378701838
Virginia has an old black lady

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>it's a "old lady looks old and feeble but suddenly can do things that old ladies shouldn't be able to do like be really good at kung fu and fighting in general" episode
fuck I hate that shit

>>378702660
Front-loaded anvils.

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Thinking about making my next vidya be full of shit like that
What are some other wacky zany tropes that haven't been explored enough
One thing I'd like to do is a super serious first person action rpg where you have a fat black lady as a companion who follows you around, and when you're hit she does shit like
>Snaps fingers
>MM MM GURLFRIEND YOU DID NAHT JUS DO THAT
>starts hitting enemy with her gucci purse

>>378703072
on paper its humorous. but in practice? no

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>>378701838
What if she was a pretty lady (old)?

>Make it to the rendezvous before you shit yourself
>Press X repeatedly to get out of chair

>>378701838
Bayonetta has some aspects of "old lady", although she sure doesn't look like one

She seems to regard all mortals as rude little shits who need to learn manners

>>378703321
>GAME OVER: You have fallen over

>>378701838
Because not even old women want to be old women

>>378703440
>$5 DLC
>Life alert
>Quarter Circle Forward to press button and have someone help you up

>>378703440
>buy the Life Alert™ preorder bonus!

>>378703227
It would shift from comedic things the way sketch comedy would
Long enough for a gag but short enough it doesn't get repetitively boring

>>378703440
>mission failure voice line: "Agfhhh!!! My hip!!"

>>378702512
Do it yourself, you lazy fucking faggot

>>378703565
>>378703571
life alertmind

>there is a roll button
>you can only roll a certain number of times before your hip breaks
>if you break your hip it's an automatic game over

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>>378703072
I want a Blaxploitation-style game.

>>378703768
>the reload button is just shoving more metal rods into your hip

>>378701838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEWd1YmDmLI

Valkyria Chronicle 3 has a based granny but not MC.

This sounds like something that would've been done back in the age of Build Engine FPS'.

>Successful counter.
>"This grandma hits harder than you."
>Taunt.
>"That the best you've got, dearie?"
>Grab attack.
>"Come here and give granny a kiss."

The HP pickup would be those weird candies they always had that you never properly appreciated as a kid like taffy and shit

>>378704231
And those weird candies with wrappers that make the candy look like a cartoon strawberry

>>378704423
Yeah those are fucking DANK, don't know what I was thinking when I was younger. Also, caramels.

>>378704498
oooh and those Werther's butterscotch things. Fuck now I want some old people candy

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>>378702812
>implying old people who can secretly kick ass isn't the coolest shit

>>378701838
>Granny hangin out on the porch
>Punk kid goes by on a skateboard and wrecks the petunias
>Granny sits up and grabs the shotgun and blows the kid away
>She now has to fight off a gang of skateboard punks

I want this now. It'd be like GTA but with a grandma fighting off the GTA stereotypes

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>>378704771
I'm just tired of seeing it in every single dreamworks/any animated movie. And people still eat it up like it isn't the same tired joke every single time

fuck that old lady shit. where the grandpas at?

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Main antagonist, but she's basically a granny in plate armor. Good enough?

Id like to see a game like Postal with an old lady protagonist.
>go to the store to pick up your medication
>end up murdering everybody in the pharmacy

>>378701838
>old lady protag game
>she has alzheimers
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>old lady protag game

>>378703320
my nigga, revisited that today

What's the matter, Grandma? Can't you stand?

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>>378701838
game already exists anon

>>378705748
Whats it called? Image search doesnt turn up anything.

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>>378702512
best I could do