let the nintendo switch fall from 1000 feet it still works &

MADE FROM NINTENDIUM

>>378667974
Just look at this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBVyF0I2Ruo&feature=youtu.be&t=2m44s

even when while cutting with a waterjet, they still could play the game

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>still can't run Zelda at 60 FPS

Really razzles my dazzles.

>>378668427
That's insane!. It only stopped working because they split the battery, but seeing how long it lasted while being jetraped was amusing

>>378667158
>its hard to break a brick
no shit

>>378667974
>May bend from light to moderate usage while sat inside the dock

>>378668592
What CAN run zelda at 60 FPS with grass?

>>378668684
>cut a triangle out of the system
>it still works

>>378668684
brown bricks?

>>378667158
This is fake

>>378668703
Maybe the dock is made out of Nintendium too

Not a single scratch on the screen.

Really makes you think.

Damn son

>>378668427
How the fuck is it still running with a fucking hole in it?

>>378668703
Gee whiz, I guess it's a good thing that turned out to be total bullshit huh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNRuzCohElk

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>>378668926

It has to be!

>>378668427
>Reduce the Switch to liquid
>It's still running

The sad thing is, if car windows were made out of this my mom would still be alive today

>>378669435

>game sharing is technically possible

also the OP's video is bullshit the left joycon clearly broke 90% of the fall

>>378669549
Funnily enough the left joycon on my 3DSXL fell off one day when I was hunting Brute Tigrex.

Nice to see they received my complaint.

>>378669503

:(

>>378667974
Nintendo is fucking back

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>>378669503

>>378667158
Well that's nice, but I'm still not buying one after the Wii U scam.

>>378668708

The latest patch of CEMU, of course. I hope you're at least keeping up senpai.

>>378669847
>Fuck video games

>>378669503
damn anon that´s fucking sad.

my condolences, hope you will all feel better soon.

>>378669503
Start a petition, new safety standards don't come from just wishing for it.

>>378669935
No just fuck Nintendo.

>>378667158
Video about throwing stuff are the worst kind.

They are so stupid

>>378669503
Retard should have worn a seat belt

>>378669549
> put the switch on the dock play games

so it´s just semi broken. The console still functions, you can´t attach the joycon on the handheld but it still works.

>>378669836
fuck off

>>378667158
>>378668427
>SWITCH IS THE ULTIMATE CONSOLE! IT CAN'T BE DEFEATED!
not sound rude or anything but what /v/ doing is like a propaganda.

>>378667158
>Nigger
>Faked video
>Electronic "music"
>Breaking something valuable for no reason
>Something with a very high demand, no less
This video is shit OP and so are you.

>>378670137
>nigger

He looks like the typical white american to me

>>378669503
rip anons mum

>>378669503

If car windows were made out of it, she'd still be dead because the SWITCH ISN'T TRANSPARENT.

>>378667158
I guess this is why they made the screen out of plastic. In case children drop their switch out of an airplane.

that's a shitty stunt

>>378669909
You can't increase the framerate without speeding up the game itself (or at least most of its animations and physics system).

>>378670325
>the typical white american
so, a nigger?

>>378669503
For what it's worth a large sheet of plastic will shatter mostly the way glass does so your mother would still be dead.

>>378669503
anon, I...

>>378670325
nigger is a state of being

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>>378670136
>not to sound rude
You are in the wrong website, nigger.

>>378668592
>any 3D zelda game 60fps

no 3D zelda game had ever 60fps you fag

fake news

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>>378671075
I dont think Nintendo knows this shithole exist.

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>>378669503

>>378671680
I think the creator of the video is advertising here.

>>378669909
lol no.

I didn't buy it to drop it.

UNWANTED FEATURE BLOAT

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>>378669503
I'm sorry man

You got me anon, now I want a switch.

Funny, mine got knocked off the counter like 4 feet up and broke.

>>378671769
Now that I can believe.

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>>378669503

>>378669503
pwnd scrub

>>378667158
>left joy con broke
FIX YOUR SHIT NINTENDO

>>378671075
>>378672338
kys degenerated pedoshit

>>378667158
My first thought is "how sad and desperate do you have to be for views to make a video like this? What kind of a sorry state of affairs are you in? How creatively bankrupt do you have to be to make this?" And then I thought "What kind of person is OP where he finds this video, watches it, likes it so much that he creates a thread just to link it, to try and incite a Nintendo argument with it?" And then I just feel sad for you OP.

>>378671947
That's crazy, cause mine dropped off Mount Olympus and it still works

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>>378669503
M condolences man

It resonates with me; my mom burned to death in a house fire in 2009. It damaged me permanently. Things get easier though

>>378673379
Everyone around me keeps dying

>go in to grade 8
>favorite english teacher gets melanoma and dies the next year
>go in to grade 11
>math teacher's house is torched by a mad arsonist, he almost dies failing to save his mother from it and loses half of his body to burns
>go in to university
>grandmother and uncle both die of horrific cancer within a year of each other

>>378673319
I'm actually serious. It was just the left thumbstick that could no longer be pressed as a button, but still. Shit's weak.

>>378674229
Switch != Disposable Joycons

>>378674274
Have fun playing it without the controllers.

>>378674637
>Oh damn, I broke my leg! Guess there's nothing to do but kill myself

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Incredible!

but don't put stickers on it or you'll ruin the plastic...

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>ponies spam a video about broken switches
>goes viral
>everyone discovers the switch thanks to it
>people realize it's not having any issues
>becomes the most successful console since wii and ds
thanks

>>378669549
Even if that were the case, It would've definitely felt the weight of the gravity and bounced off the ground, and yet the unit and screen remained intact with no scratches to the back or front of the surface.

>>378675737
goddamn, I love /v/

>>378669847
>wii u scam

i posted it again, mommy!

>>378670137
t. sony-gger.

but can it survive the million kelvin knife?

>>378680210
>A TALE OF SOULS AND SWORDS, ETERNALLY RETOLD

>>378680210
Just as long as it doesn't touch the battery.

Sadly it still has zero games.

>>378667158
>>378668427
Someone has been reading neogaf

>>378669503
RIP

>>378667158
What's with Switch's Left Joycon?