Whats the point of playing games competitively? Nobody watches

This got me thinking, is there any form of competitive sex?

>>378665658
Who ever cums first takes it up the butt, me and my friends play that all the time.

>>378665472

Because multiplayer is competitive. Thats the point of it. Are you fucking stupid?

Ah yes, because its not like gaems, movies and books are three different things.

>>378665658
I've seen dick sucking competitions, they use bananas and the girls get as freaky as they can

>>378665472
>Nobody watches movies competitively.
Have you never been to /tv/?

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she does things to me, i have dead dick right now but even that wont stop her.

>comparing videogames to movies and books
that's what you're getting wrong

>>378665472
for a second thought that was my exp cuz of that wardrobe shit in the back

wew

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>>378665472
You can't win at watching a movie or reading books. How fucking retarded is this?
You can compare story driven singleplayer games to movies. You can't compare multiplayer skill-based gaming matches to a fucking movie.

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>>378665658
But is there any competitive sex tourneys? Valve should fund one. Sexpendium sounds cool.

>>378665472
sauce?

Miss Alice

>>378665907
>Have you ever been to /tv/?
Have you?
Blacked.com isn't "movies" you know

>>378665760
Oh.

Thsi girl has a hard working white dad.

>>378665472
There are totally competitions in movies. The fuck you think film festivals are? There are for books, too.

What fucking rock do you live under?

Because you yourself cant win in a book also a book doesnt have a fail state.

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>>378665760
Shouldnt the order of that be reversed?

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>>378666000
>that was my exp

>>378666221
but the people watching/experiencing the movie arn't competeing anon, its a totally different concept. No one is watching the movie harder than someone else watching the movie. "HAH I WATCHED IT A MINUTE LONGER THAN YOU ANON" that shit doesnt happen...

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>>378665472

>>378666257
The same can be applied to most MMOs

>>378666350
You're a fucking retard. That is not the strict definition of a competition.

Fuck this thread.

>>378665472
When did you realize that 3D women are superior?

>>378666284
No, we stand in circle and jack off the guy to the left or right (depends on coin toss) and the first sign of white exiting a players body is the loser.

>>378666456
>You're a fucking retard
I know you are anon, thats how videogames are competative, what board are we on again? When was the last movie watching tournament you went to?

>>378666360
What anime is this?

>>378666415
But you can technically win in pvp matches or even raids the same cant be said for a book or a movie even if something that would normally be a fail state in a game like dying or losing a match you wouldnt have to start the whole fucking movie ove like you would in a game.

>>378665472
because movies and books are art

>>378666061
missalice_94

>>378666350
there are professional movie/book critics that write reviews on it and understand the medium more than the average viewer/reader, though.

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i just want alice to marry me

>>378666257
>book doesn't have a fail state

Someone didn't read Choose Your Own Adventure books

>>378665472
I want to marry missalice

>>378666748
the same goes for videogames, although vidya journalism is quite a joke. The issue is that you cant competativly watch a movie, because playing a vidya is the same as watching a movie in a sense of thats how you experience the mediums. One of those methods (watching) can't be competative.

>>378666748
Yeah but are they competing against other reviewers? Were not talking about the medium competing we're talking about actual competition between two human opponents. What you're saying is that we should have candyland competing against chess because of reviews.

>>378665472
To stroke an ego mostly.

The normal people with healthy egos are still able to enjoy competitive games. The main appeal is the thrill of fighting an opponent no AI could replicate. The little manlets desperate for ego boosts will always take these games too seriously, always ignore them.

>>378666892
You could set up a competition to see who reaches the good end faster or who solves the mystery first, competitive book reading.

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>Those videos with Forsest Nymph

ForestNymph >>>>>>>>> Miss Alice

>>378666607
Seikon no Qwaser from the Special Episode

>>378667172
>>378667220
have they collaborated before

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>people responding seriously to obvious bait
The fuck is wrong with this board?

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>>378666257
>a book doesnt have a fail state.
Prepare To Die Before Reading It All Edition

>>378667417
reddit

>>378667380
Yeah, but mostly softcore stuff, nothing special.

For most games it's more fun to play against a real person rather than the AI because there's more of a challenge. If you mean why do people play in tournaments and stuff like that, it's for money.

>>378667417
they have nothing better to do in their lives other than forming an opinion over a theoretical bait opinion

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>>378667417
>He isn't here to steer the thread off topic to talk about porn

>>378665472

I thought this was that Fellatrix88 bird off youtube.

Fuck I wish I could find a collection of her shit, I'm pretty sure she camgirls on some hispanic site.

>>378665760

>implying you have friends