Who are some legitimately stupid vidya characters? Not ones that

>>378650752
tidus comes to my mind first

Simon.

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I don't think that the hunter of Monster Hunter is very intelligent, they actually seem like complete fucking idiots with retard strength, you gotta be either too stupid or too brave to flex in front of a skyscraper sized monster after jumping down an active volcano while wearing a fucking jester suit and then attempt to kill everything you find.

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>>378651384
i wonder who took the decision to dress him with a mix set looking like a clown hm anon?

Papa Nier

He's the ugliest, dumbest protagonist in gaming history.

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>>378651531
The blacksmith of course, how about a gay prostitute? that also works.

DUDE WE'RE THE PHANTOM THIEVES LOL

>>378651384
I love you.

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& Knuckles

>>378652325
This. The only reason Ryuji is so dumb is to further the plot.

>>378651342
From SOMA? I agree.

>>378652139
>quickly got tired of the "haha Lloyd is retarded' joke after like 5 minutes
>by the end he becomes probably my favorite JRPG protag

Man Symphonia was great

>>378652139
DEMON FANG DEMON FANG DEMON FANG DEMON FANG DEMON FANG DEMON FANG DEMON FANG

DAMN I MUST BE A GENIUS

DOUBLE DEMON FANG

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>Random peasant in a mob attacks screaming about how they're here to save the crazy witch girl from the first game
>"Are they here to rescue her?"
Granted the whole cast was playing hot potato with the idiot ball, but Jesus Christ, Nowe...

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>>378650752

>>378652747
Lloyd definitely isn't retarded but he is canonically dumb as dirt and easily the least intelligent party member.

>>378652936
>raised by a fucking dragon by himself his entire life
>didn't even speak human
>expecting him to understand jackshit

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I'm pretty sure caim has autism, like actual full blown autism

>>378652936
BUT WHY?

>What's this district?

T. member of military guarding the district

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>>378653195
Speaking of autism.

>>378653195
Seriously. It's made even more concerning in 2.

>>378653195
If I was put through the events of Drakengard, I'd probably lose my mind too

>>378653195
>...
>Caim what the fuck that's sick
>...
>you enjoy the slaughter too much

>>378650752
COVFEFE

>>378653195
yeah you'd have to have autism to turn down furie's sopping wet incest pussy

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>>378650752

>>378653024
>implying Sykes isn't /ourguy/

>>378650909
Torr is to smart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akhlcfx_jBY

>>378651943
Yessy!

>>378653529
He definitely is not.

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>>378651943
Comp factory games are almost cheating when it comes to idiots

>>378653195
>kicks old men in face repeatedly
>stabs a corpse so much someone else actually tells him to stop
>casually mass murders thousands of people

>>378653148
>Ancient ass dragon that's observed humanity for ages and can speak telepathically in the same language
>Eventually found and adopted by a human and raised by said human for at least a few years

Granted I can give some leeway for being raised by a misanthropic creature of a different species, but my quote and >>378653242 still stand

>>378653195
>gets stabbed in the back at the start of the game
>forgets it happened five seconds later and runs off
failure to properly process pain is a symptom or autism so you may actually be onto something

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>>378653836
I AM GONNA FUCKING MURDER YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>>378653705
Gimme food

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>>378650752
Literally a brainless bimbo

>>378653836
She's carefree but not dumb

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In cannon this bitch is autistic which isn't really a dealbreaker for me. However it brings up the moral question of if you'd still fuck her if she had downs syndrome.

>>378655098
Why does being in a cannon cause autism?

>>378650752
Draco from puyo puyo. She's literally retarded.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA_xprrl0qA

>>378655307
Shit. Canon.

>>378651607
>Papa Nier
>not Devola & Popola with their 'perfect plan' to kick start Project Gestalt
Anon you suck.

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>>378650752
Bolo pretty much tops everyone in this catagory. I love this dude. a little homo

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he is legit one of the dumbest fucking video game characters i have ever seen

>>378652862
Fucking this, i hated him so much and was so happy when I got to bench him

>>378653712
Doesn't he only kill soldiers though? He just gets way into it.

>>378653195
Not really. He was suffering from something closer related to PTSD and displayed sociopathic tendencies, that were still restrained.

>>378655938
The colored needed someone to relate too.

>>378650752
Papa Nier

>>378655938
flyin apache tomahawk

>>378651607
PaPa Nier did nothing wrong
Or, okay, he did do wrong but he couldn't possibly know why what he did was wrong and even then, it was for good reasons

>>378655938
He is the most real character in the game, my dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko2jueHvdy8