Alrighty, /v/, it's time to prove you're not a paid Blizzard shill. Post your Soldiers.
>>378618064
But I hate Valve even more than I hate Blizzard. Valve started the microtransaction cancer, Blizzard is just cashing out on it.
>>378618064
haha
>>378618175
I hate the micro transactions
>>378618064
These guys shill for Blizzard for free though.
>>378620771
>backup
Best banner, cool ducks hombre.Too bad the Lib Launcher sucks though
>>378618175
>Valve started the microtransaction cancer
Well that's bullfuck.
Microtransaction cancer was started by arcade games.
>>378618064
>cosmetics with matching paint
>unusual
>skinned weapons
Might as well get an australium black box and spam maymay binds in chat with the /tf2g/ levels of faggotry you're on
>>378618064
Stock only Master Race.
Yes, even the Shovel. None of that Escape Plan crutchery.
>>378618064
I am the king of all soldiers
>>378622195
Black box is for fags, but lenny bind after any multi-kill and/or crit is mandatory.
>>378622228
M9 the shovel has basically straight upgrades like the Disciplinary Action and the Pain Train, reconsider it.
>>378622440
>M9 the shovel has basically straight upgrades like the Disciplinary Action and the Pain Train, reconsider it
NO
I will not give in to crutchery. Real Soldiers use the stock Shovel only. It's the American way.
>>378618064
I don't play furry and BR infested hat sims from 10 years ago, sorry.
>>378622228
>not purposely putting yourself at low health to zip around the map and flank the fuck out of people
>>378622603
>using overpowered weapons and playing on easy mode
>when you could instead be re-enacting Meet the Soldier as Sun Tzu intendedUNLESS IT'S A FARM
>>378622427
Very good taste.
wuss poppin jimbo
>>378622530
Then you'll love Team Fortress since it's none of those things you listed.
>furries are rarer in TF2 than on /v/
>pic related in regards to BRs
>"hat simulator" is a joke, the game is one of the most skilled games on the market
>game isn't 10 years old until October
>you're actually not sorry
>>378622859
>spec killstreak gunboats
>when gunboats can't get any kills
>actually marketgardening people
Very cool
>>378622168
And we got rid of it until hatfortress made it popular in the west again.
I don't feel like making one just for soldier.
>>378622859
How do you get the coat to move out with soldier's leg instead of just stay static? Is there a console command or something for that?
>>378623097
>>spec killstreak gunboats
>>when gunboats can't get any kills
>check steam market
>lowest one up for grabs right now is $47, and most of these were sold for $30 on average
I really hope he got a hold of a glitched kit or something because this is just plain silly.
>>378618175
I have over 600 hours on a single Overwatch character. There's micro transactions in this game? As far as I can tell none of the skins are pay to earn (except maybe the BlizzCon Bastion skin and the Origin's edition ones if you count that)
>>378623192
Hatless scout's triggering me to death, but the rest are greatexcept for the lack of a soldier coat but that's subjective
>>378623191
so you're saying Pong, Metal Slug, Asteroids, and Space Invaders were terrible unplayable games because they had microtransactions?
>until hatfortress made it popular in the west again
Wrong
Wrong
Wrong.
Halo 2 was the game that popularized paying small amounts of money for bits and pieces of DLC.
Also Farmville, which released in 2009.
TF2 didn't sell items directly to players or add crates to the game until 2010, and only then because we were asking them for it.
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Mann-Conomy_Update
Stop having a hateboner for TF2 for no reason.
>>378623097
Thanks man, market gardening is insanely fun, seems like you can never stop getting better at it.
>>378623213
Haven't done anything beside maxing out the graphic settings.
post wacky screenshots
I just remembered I have a bunch of vintage hats, time to make cents on the steam market.
NEW ISSUE FUCKING WHEN
I don't even like soldier that much
>>378623702
>>378623538
Thanks, anon.I like the pomade prince for scout because it reminds me of a 50's high schooler
>>378624008
>>378623986
that heavy looks familiar
>>378623960
Next 2 years
>>378623702
>>378623432
they light up because of the sheen, it's super sickI have useless stuff far worse than that
>>378623986Nice tits.
>>378624079
>>378623960
2018 Easter 15th (St Jed's Day). Screenshot this post.
Haven't had this installed for at least a year.
>>378624079
You probably know me then
>>378623986
That's a really cool Spy suit, do you know the name of it?>tit pyrooh no
>>378624146
aaand i'm all out
>>378624219
6000 hour-cant-beat-scottish-shitposter-at-mge-man
wassup
>the whole game is based on Quake
>no ranger cosmetics for soldier
This is wrong
>>378624214
missing out mate
still the most consistently fun MP game out there
>>378624345
the Original is a thing, but I agree. It'd be nice to have cosmetics based on the Quake Team Fortress Soldier at the very least, since those assets would be their own intellectual property.
>opens nu-Quake image
nah.
>>378624316
The Au Courant Assassin?Oh yes
>>378624324
That was more of an elaborate shitpost than an actual MGE
I would say do it again now but I haven't played actual comp in years and I'm just a shitty pubstomper
>>378624316
Au Courant Assassin, I think.
>>378624241
This is great except for the no-nonsense running out at your choice of rocket launcher and secondary. Good choice of paint too.
>>378624324
but wait
there's more
>>378624507
yeah right ok
your reaction to the whole thing didn't make it sound like a non-mge
>>378624553
>>378624507
Thanks
>>378624656
Yeah, I'm basically just a big shitposter
>>378624660Tiddypyro is still happening
>>378624761
was it all just a ruse?
>>378624761And maybe it'll be canon once valve gets off their butts with dota and actually ships the pyro update
>>378618175
Why do 12 year olds repeat this meme? It's just objectively untrue. What a dumb thing to say.
>>378624846
>implying they won't just make it a space alienI like fem pyro though.
>>378624829
>>378624958
>>378624829
I mean it was like two years ago who even gives a damn anymore
>>378624846
>>378624939
>Implying implications that the pyro isn't just a lightbulb
>>378618064
But I uninstalled TF2 and haven't played it since they ruined the pyro.I can totally understand why you would still play TF2 if soldier was your favorite class, since Valve will never nerf it for fear of ruining what little competitive scene they have left. Overwatch sucks my dick.
>>378624534
was considering getting the shovel to hales. But sentries exist.
>>378625098
>1095/1455 kills done while explosive jumping
>pro killstreak
That's some real dedication there.
>>378618064
I like demo more
>>378625021
>VERY fast scout running at incredibly hihg speed
>>378625210
That coat and the Killer's Kit actually go really well together, that's a great solly.>spec killstreak on something you'd only get a small amount of practical kills on
>>378625193
took about 100 hours of rocketjumper. It can be fun and relaxing listening to some music. Sentries ruin the fun, though.
This is what I've been wearing for a while now, I'm not totally sure what inspired the combo.
>>378622859
>>378625098
You are like tiny baby.
Sorry, I haven't played TF2 since 2009 because it went to shit.
>>378625038
idk i thought you'd react the same way you did back then
>>378618064
>tf2
>2017
jesus fucking christ /v/
>>378625507
Greatness, probably.Not crazy about the exorcizor, but the lumb lid is great for the grenades alone. Wish it had a style option to remove the worm, though.
>>378623192
all those cosmetics... god damn tf2 went to hell
I don't get why people still spreg out about cosmetics when the game itself is better than ever.
I cashed out but my soldier had a purple energy stainless pot signed by tagg.
Also had a strange festive grenade launcher that /v/ helped name. Assblaster Master of Disaster.
>>378625706
i like to play dress up, i will admit
>>378625683
Come to think of it, it was the exorcizor that brought it on, because for some reason the Soldier can wear it.
So if you're gonna be a priest, you might as well be a priest who wears camo.
>>378625528
respect man
>>378625528
Do the dead snipers haunt you at night?
>>378625785
>the game itself is better than ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYVO5bUFww0
>years of updates heaped upon updates have made the game run like shit
>Valve ruined their own server browser to try and make TF2 more like Overwatch, except matchmaking has always been worse than private servers and the matchmaking in TF2 isn't even good
>Valve has no idea what to do with any of the classes, but will randomly fuck up anything that isn't soldier, demo, scout, or medic who all get a free pass because muh comp
>Valve is so out of touch with the game and community that they think features are bugs
>>378626267
They deserve all of it for standing still outside not hitting anything.
>>378625528
lol
Keeping it classy, keeping it simple
>>378626456
y u bully me
>>378626690
Honcho's best official-looking Soldier hat.
>>378626690
Lookin' good, famajam.I sure hope you didn't blow a name tag on a stock rocket launcher though.
>>378626320
>>years of updates heaped upon updates have made the game run like shit
either upgrade or use a config, you fucking fag.
>Valve has no idea what to do with any of the classes, but will randomly fuck up anything that isn't soldier, demo, scout, or medic who all get a free pass because muh comp
Spoken like a person who has no idea about the way TF2 balance works.
Demo got one of the biggest nerfs any stock class has gotten in 2015, and Spy got a massive 7% movement speed buff last year that lets him overtake a bunch of classes he couldn't before.
If some classes are being favouritized, it isn't because of competitive. Robin Walker finds 6v6 boring as fuck.
>>378626903
My cosmetic brother.
>>378626960
It was done back when nametags were first released.
>also soviet hoovy.
>>378627047
I require more fat men.
>You havent played in so long that you lost all your aiming skill as Sniper
I am thinking about playing with stock for all classes to relearn some of the basics again. Also I am just now realizing how much bullshit random crits are.
please rate my heavy enforcer guy
>>378627047
10/10 would pocket, the Holiday Punch name great as well.
>>378627242
lookin good.
>>378627103
I haven't played TF2 in months, but I launched it just for you
>>378627305
The effort is most appreciated.
>>378627242
I like loadouts with a theme. Good Job
>>378627305
>>378627365
>all these heavy weapons guy mains
what the fuck
>>378627242
Solid, not 100% on the slacks because desu senpai there are other hats that appear more since no one's really looking downwards at pants except for your medic, but you could definitely do worse. Easily 8/10
>medic posting during heavy time
>>378627365
10/10, great hoovy.
>>378627459
>self-made
It's been 9 years running of this being the single most overused weapon in the game. Nerf when?
>>378627413
Someone has to main him
I don't even play him that much when I actually do play TF2. Aggressive shotgun funslinger engie is my new shit.
>>378627576
I only posted it as I like the set I made includes it.
Fashion over bragging my brother.
>>378627579
I'm pretty sure every medic main would collectively shit themselves
>>378627441
the slacks add the shoulderpads too m8
>>378627413
Heavy is best class.
>>378627604
>steam notifications out of nowhere
SOILED IT
>>378627579
It definitely needs a numbers change, maybe 15% or something.Getting a FREE uber that could possibly win the game just because you caught out a sniper is absolutely disgusting
>>378627704
Oh, I'm retarded then. Please continue.
>>378627684
They would initially, and some would probably bitch about it for years afterwards like Spy mains and Dead Ringer, but eventually they'd come to appreciate being able to use melee reskins and Amputator viably.
heavy posting hours are overpost cancer scouts
>>378627782
>Dead ringer
Didn't that get a BUFF though?
>speed that makes you impossible to track for the small price of a little more cloak being used up
Boo hoo, he can't survive fully charged headshots or backstabs anymore, but anyone getting backstabbed or full charged headshot as spy is probably doing it wrong anyway.
>>378627845
It's not over yet, Scout.
>>378627845
>buying gf
>dead presidents runescape helmet
Caught me way off guard
>>378627919
I'm talking about the old, old Dead Ringer, it used to be a lot worse. Back when Dead Ringer was used by 75% of Spies instead of 33%.
>>378627845
>watch me swooce right in
SoS
>>378627990
it's the only unusual I ever unboxedhappiest day of my life
>>378628032
let's plot a courseintercourse
>play since2011
>never had a unusual
please just fucking kill me
>>378627028
>either upgrade or use a config
I have upgraded, TF2 ran better on a laptop back in 2009 than it does on the fairly new desktop I have now. If anyone can just install a config and make the game run well, why can't Valve unfuck the game themselves?
>Demo got one of the biggest nerfs any stock class has gotten in 2015, and Spy got a massive 7% movement speed buff last year that lets him overtake a bunch of classes he couldn't before.
And it wasn't really a big deal because it didn't have much impact on casual or competitive play, aside from making dead ringer spies even more obnoxious.
Two good changes in a sea of design choices that were pulled out of a hat doesn't change the increasingly unfocused and nonsensical direction Valve is going with the game.
>>378628106
>iron bomber
>>378628229
>had two different unusuals at two different points in time
>sold them for stuff I wanted more
>didn't unbox them myself, got them for free
>>378628229
Just take 20 bux and get one off the steam market. If you REALLY want to earn it, you can shark some kids for enough jewgold to get yourself one, though it takes quite a bit more work than it used to.
>>378628229
I wouldn't fucking bother. Only reason I have 4 is because I've been playing since release and slowly built up a collection. It's a big fucking money dump. Unless you can justify it by playing a lot and also not feel obligated to play the one class you buy an unusual for, don't.
>>378628331better than stock
>>378628481
>Play 11 tours of mvm
>Get 3 Aussies, 2 in a row
I thought these things were supposed to be rare?
>>378628481
That is what I meant to get across. You are using the very definition of a crutch, please enjoy it before it gets nerfed to deathhopefully
>>378628229
i spent more on tf2 than the amount of hours that i have played and it's not really worth it imo
just buy one you like
unboxing is worthless unless you have the money to blow
>>378628229
I've played on and off since early 2008, didn't get my first unusual until a few months ago, thought to myself; screw it why not give something back for all those hours and dropped 70 bucks on one I liked
>>378628481
>>378628568
Ignore that reply, dont know why it did that
>>378628476
The most I've ever spent on a TF2 item off the market was five dollars, I can't even imagine spending more than ten on a hat.
Which is a real pain in the ass because I've wanted a Summer Hat for ages now.
I am considering opening up one of the cases I got a while back. Strongbox, End of Line, Black/Blue/Orange summer 2013, or Rainy day?
>>378628642
Rainy Day, so you have a chance to get bing bing 1-up wahoo the hat
>>378628642
Don't, unironically just go to tf2mart and buy what you want with the key.
>>378628627
Yeah but it's a hat that lets everyone know that you're committed and it forces medics to pocket you, even if you're only on a half-pocket class like demo or pyro.
>>378628568
rng is fucked, I've played less tours than my friend and he's only ever gotten 1 aussie which was an smg, while I've gotten 3 with 2 of them actually being worth something
>>378628304
>why can't Valve unfuck the game themselves?
Because they have 50 billion other things they're doing which will get them more positive attention from the community than optimization. Believe it or not, most people do not give a shit how their game runs.
Just use a damn config anon, it's not hard, I get 100FPS and my game doesn't even look bad.
>And it wasn't really a big deal because it didn't have much impact on casual or competitive play
That's wrong, Spy plays are a lot more common in comp 6v6 since the buff, and nobody complains about "sticky spam" anymore in pubs since it's a lot more easy to dodge stickies. The changes were very noticeable.
>Two good changes in a sea of design choices that were pulled out of a hat
More like you have to cherrypick their bad design choices to say that.
The majority of their balance changes in MyM were well-received by the community.
TF2 really needs a feature that allows players to just turn off crate drops, I'm tired of throwing out all this garbage I've never opened.
I payed for this game back before it was f2p, Valve could at least have the courtesy to not dump what are essentially advertisements into my inventory.
Even on trade servers, I can barely even give them away because the market is so oversaturated with them compared to the number of people who buy keys.
>>378628861
Sell them on the market to buy some trading cards nigga
>>378628739
No, I would just end up spending around an hour choosing because I am an indecisive faggot. I am thinking about trading away my Brotherhood of Arms hat since I dont like it that much and have much better hats for most classes though.
>>378628768
>>378628304
just to back up what I said about the balance changes:
>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScqruoGsKTHRe45KlfLG1_FbUyvQVXmKvIUtzqN4wXPHJOkhA/viewanalytics
Scroll down to the heading "balance changes", and take a look.
Out of 29 changes made by Valve in Meet your Match, 23 had a majority popular opinion.
They've made a few major unpopular moves but the overall trend of balance choices by Valve is a good idea.
I mean, they get paid for this shit, and they do play the game. Valve may not be perfect but they seem to know what they're doing.
>>378628916
>dat cashing out
how much did you make in steam funbux
>>378628916
Your update was shit
4 Cosmetic slots when?
Keep the same item slot rules, but let us equip something in spot noisemakers/bonus ducks currently take up.
>>378629041
not him but I thought the maps and cosmetics looked pretty nice and Player Destruction was a fun mode. I was disappointed by the lack of alien reskins for MvM, but all up it was a decent update.
>>378629041
I wouldn't say entirely it was shit
>dat sfm
>demrage-inducingreskins
you can get a lot of salt from vaporising people apparently
>>378628992
Not a lot, my backpack was never worth more than $100
>>378629053
>4 Cosmetic slots when?
haha yeah let's make the game even more visually cluttered and make performance worse xD
fuck off trader jew
>>378618064
I run stock soldier. Just more fun for me for some reason, it also seems to make people mad when I kill them without using an unlockable and since I have no cosmetics they assume I'm some ftp faggot despite the fact I bought the game on release day.
>>378629053
never ever, unless they dig deep into the spaghetti code and port it to source2
otherwise too many hues will quit from the game running at sub-60 frames
>>378628958
I'm the original guy who started this argument with the cute anime girl, and this is what I'm saying.. I feel like the game right now is more fun then it ever has been, and I've been playing since launch when I was like 12. The weapons are pretty much all well balanced except for a few, and the game just generally feels really good.
All I really want is some sort of projectile-based primary for the spy, and some heavy changes/buffs.
>>378629142
>wearing a literal, unironic, Reddit hat
>>378622509
I only ever use the shovel because crit claps have saved me more than once
>>378629215
How does the Liberty Launcher keep finding it's way into these otherwise great loadouts?
>>378629194
At the very least, it's a given that heavy's going to get some buffs in the pyro update. No new weapons sure, but if they can unfuck his damage ramp-up that alone will make the update good.
>>378625098
>>378625193
>>378625437
>>378625528
well done, HOWEVER
>>378629229
Make it ironic then.
4 gets to choose the name.
>>378629337
>less kills but more crits than the last (you)
>>378629330
it's direct hit foreven worseshitters
no aim required, barely any downsides, though just enough to make it a detriment to your team and yourself compared to stock
>>378629330
Because it's good.
>>378629446
Current state of \vee\
>>378628768
>More like you have to cherrypick their bad design choices to say that.
>The majority of their balance changes in MyM were well-received by the community.
Maybe it's because I mostly just browse /v/ for video game stuff, but I honestly don't remember a single person being happy about MyM.
What did people like about it? How it almost universally nerfed heavies, who were already underpowered?
Or how they pissed off every medic main on earth by fucking over the quick fix?
Or that fun Righteous Bison "bug fix"?
Or the two barely noticeable buffs to the pyro that did nothing to fix the completely busted class?
I guess I could see engineers being happy with the reduced teleporter cost, but everything else was mostly a combination of "this sucks" and "nobody asked for this".
>>378629446
Average 4chan User
>>378629446
put me in the screenshot
>>378629446
Nigger to the third
>>378629446
Get your lol on at: 4chan.org
>>378629446
Who is this 4chan?
>>378629714
>>378618064
>You must play one shitty game or the other
No, retard.
>>378629446
>implying
>>378623460
You played 600 hours on a single casual shit moba champion?
>>378629608
>righteous bison
I WILL NEVER NOT BE MAD
>>378629714
noice
>>378628958
Lots of TF2 players also think the pyro is overpowered, so I really don't think public opinion is necessarily the best way to judge Valve's work.
>>378629194
Heavy, being a defensive class, is very bad for the state of the game since he makes it hard for attackers to push.
In symmetrical modes like CTF, TC and 5CP, if nobody can push through to the final objective past defensive classes to win, then the game can literally never end.
Heavy is also one of the easiest classes to play. Let's say that you have an easy strong class, and a hard strong class. Which one are you going to pick?
Think of it like Ambassador vs. Revolver. Heavy is the Revolver, and Ambassador is the Soldier, Demo, and Scout. If Revolver did the same damage as Ambassador did per headshot, nobody would ever bother using Ambassador.
That's why if Heavy gets buffed it needs to be solely buffs that take skill and him more useful on offense, at the cost of defensive elements. Otherwise it'll just make the game worse.
>>378629330
Lib Launcher might be slightly underpowered, but it doesn't deserve the negative rep it gets. You give up 25% of your damage, sure, but you gain so much mobility from 5 rockets, rocket jumps wearing the Gunboats only deal 8 self-damage, and it's so much easier to hit Scouts.
>>378629608
>but I honestly don't remember a single person being happy about MyM.
People weren't happy about the colossal fuckup that was Casual. That doesn't mean people didn't like most of the balance changes.
>rest of your post
Again, you're cherrypicking the changes people didn't like. 23/29 changes in that update were well-received. Quick-Fix only got a small nerf, and absolutely deserved it.
>people make a big deal out of unusuals
>look up the list of effects
>think every single one of them is ugly as sin
Whatever, at least I can always sell them and use the money for steam sales.
It's already well known that valve shills really hard here. They got in really early and established a stupid "spend money on us" culture here.
It's why you see those "omg, what did you buy at CURRENT STEAM SALE, tell us and spend money, it's so much fun and be part of our community XDDDD" every single time repeatedly around every sale.
Shilling for a storefront (OMG, what did you guys buy at WAL-MART, NO WAL-MART, TAKE MY WALLET! XDDD)
>>378629767
Perfect.Now add a description tag.
>>378629842
>Lots of TF2 players also think the pyro is overpowered,
So give me a source if you're going to make that claim. How many people exactly?
>>378629842
that's because lots of tf2 players areshit
>>378629878
>much easier to hit scouts
But that's what your shotgun's for, silly.
>>378629990
>tfw finally stop using crutcheror and git gud with shotgun
No unusuals or stranges, I didn't spend much on this game.
>>378629878
>Again, you're cherrypicking the changes people didn't like.
It's not cherrypicking when an Valve makes an entire fucking update about two underpowered classes, then nerfs one for no clear reason and doesn't address any issues with the other.
>had a dream that the Pyro updated added in two more cosmetic slots and nothing else
>despite this everyone called it the best update ever
I would actually like more slots but damn, that alone would be the worst fucking timeline.
>>378630065
You look good anyways, anon. What's that coat called?
>>378629894
>It's already well known that valve shills really hard here
Right. They don't bother actually advertising, they just secretly shill on /v/ and only /v/. Where so many people will see it.
It's not actually people who buy video games at a discounted price making the threads, that would be unreasonable and crazy.
>>378630065
>coffin nail rocket launcher
good taste
>>378629878
Heavy has never been meta, he's always been a low skill-cap pustimp class for shitters. Of course Scouts/Soldiers/Demos will always kick his ass, hence why they're meta.
The Ambassador comparison is retarded. Plus the revolver is still used often. It's a trade-off between mediocre consistency and higher reward with higher risk.
There is literally no way to fix Heavy. Just accept him as the simpleton class you can rape F2Ps with.
>>378630154
Dead of Night. I like it because it has several styles, some of which hide the default grenades.
>>378630065
>Battalion's Backup
You are ateamplayer, anon. Isaluteyou.
>>378629990
Yes anon, I'm going to shoot people with my Shotgun at the same time as wearing the Gunboats that reduce my self-damage to 8 per jump.
>>378630089
>it's not cherrypicki--
well it is
>>378630274
battalion's backup is fucking amazing on payload
it pisses off comp demo's and sniper mains like crazy
>>378630251
Oh right, much appreciated.
post cool names
>>378630236
>Heavy has never been meta,
Heavy is meta in Valve's community Competitive though. In community comp they specifically ban things to keep him unviable because he slows down the game.
People in pubs don't play him because he's boring, but if you want to win, he's a go-to class.
>The Ambassador comparison is retarded
Wrong, it's very accurate. And I didn't say the Revolver isn't used often.
>>378630441
meant to say *valve's competitive matchmaking
>>378630405
you first
>>378629929
Don't pretend you don't know exactly what I'm talking about, there's a reason the term "W+M1" exists and it's certainly not because the flamethrower has good damage output.
>not going rocketjumper, manntreads, and market gardener
>>378630536
ok
>>378630585
>there's a reason the term "W+M1" exists and it's certainly not because the flamethrower has good damage output.
It's because people see it as an unskilled lazy tactic, you dumb fuck. I use the term all the time and I don't think Pyro is overpowered.
Again, show me a recent poll of the TF2 community calling Pyro OP, or drop the bullshit.
>>378630652
Mantreads buff when?
>>378618064
>post your soldiers
But they're dead, anon
>>378630495
>>378630441
the comp matchmaking with like 14 active player at peak? lol. No one uses comp matchmaking.
>>378630405
I know it's not the persian persuader. But who the fuck use that anyways?
>>378630180
t. valve shill
And no, not only /v/.
>>378630924
Reddit spacing.
Is it humble medic hours yet?
>>378630843
Of course nobody does now, but when it came out and people actually played, Heavy was used all the time. This shows that when GRU isn't banned and people actually want to win they use Heavy because he's strong and easy.
>http://www.pcgamer.com/tf2-matchmaking-guide/?utm_content=buffer6b9db&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=buffer-pcgamertw
Written by Sideshow, a 6s caster.
>>378630180
>It's not actually people who buy video games at a discounted price making the threads
You're super right, fellow anon! XDDDD Those deals are just CRAZY, amirite? Valve, shut up and take my money!!!11
>>378630872
me
>not flying around the map 24/7 like a pinball machine
>>378630924
>>378630990
samefag
>>378618064
>show you're not Blizzard shill
>via being Valve's bottom bitch by paying a few dozen bones for Unusuals and Strange Cosmetics
>'it's not a hat simulator guys'
>>378631054
>if I make fake samefag accusations, it'll detract from the well known valve shills on /v/ and other gaming boards
get gabe's cock out of your mouth
>>378628768
>Just use a damn config anon, it's not hard, I get 100FPS and my game doesn't even look bad.
>Retards think 100 FPS is good
>In a game that used to hit 400 FPS easily on a toaster in 2008
100 FPS is fucking terrible, everybody and their grandmother has moved to 120hz and you still get input latency until you hit 240.
Tf2 died with f2p, I played it since beta and quit about 2014 when it went to hell. I see they're introducing some new modes these days but they should've done it in the past instead of pumping out hats.
>>378628229
>play since release day
>never bought a key so never had a key
>to this day still have never unboxed a single crate
There were periods when I stopped playing for a while and I think during a few of those times they gave out a free key or two. So I missed those. Oh well I guess I've never seen an unusual effect I've liked.
>>378618064
Joke's on you - I stopped playing TF2 two years ago !
>>378618064
TF2 is dead and Overwatch is fucking shit.
If you play either of these games you should neck yourself.
>>378631519
>dead
If you say this shit in the face of the fact I can find a fully populated 12v12 game in 10 seconds you should drink bleach
>when the overwatchkins wake up
>>378628924
Not that anon but I got some crates on the market for less than half the price it says they're worth. They've been sitting on there for almost a year now.
>>378631519
>tf2 is dead
TF2 is far away from dead. It might not be the same as it was a long time ago but it actually has players. A dead game is E.G. Battleborn.
WHO FAT HERE?
SMASH THAT MUTHA FUKIN LIKE
REAL HEAVY HOURS
>>378630298
>>it's not cherrypicki--
>well it is
I just explained why it isn't though, you're basically just sticking your fingers in your ears and yelling that you can't hear me.
If anything, you're cherrypicking for minor positives in an overwhelmingly useless and counterproductive update.
>>378630684
https://scrap.tf/raffles/IKSSB2/r
Here you go.
I'm not going to claim that a majority of players think the pyro is overpowered, or that this is a completely accurate sample group, but it really isn't hard to find people bitching about the pyro.
now post medics
>>378631879
>~500 players voted on this poll
Wow, really makes you think
>>378631917
r8 my dicktor
>>378631917
Why do some achievements become bugged and not trigger no matter how many times you do the thing relating to it? TF2 is the only game on steam I've had this happen with. Main ones I want to get are the ones that give you items once completed, like I still do not have a spell book because the fucking flag won't trigger.
>>378631879
>I just explained why it isn't though
Saying something completely unrelated isn't an explanation as to why it's not cherrypicking.
Saying something completely unrelated is called throwing the red herring.
>>378631879
>I'm not going to claim that a majority of players think the pyro is overpowered, or that this is a completely accurate sample group
>sample size of 400
>taken a year ago
Damn right you're not. It isn't even a slightly accurate sample group.
bump
>>378628958
I miss when the game's balance was straight busted. I run mostly stock on all classes, but I personally found the game at its peak when weapons like Loch n Load did insane damage, Righteous Bison was actually good, and Baby Face Blaster was worth two shits.
>>378633241
if only pyro was an offensive class too, i think tf2 would be a more fast paced game
>>378633504
that's just nostalgia anon, a better balanced game means more choices. A broken weapon means you're forced to use it and in the long-term that means less variety.
>>378622168
lol no xbox arcade came after valve did retard
>>378633713
>a better balanced game means more choices
I wish the scout had a scatter gun other than the stock that's worth a damn. Seriously, I see people saying they want a whole new primary for him so they can use something other than the stock. Why not just rebalance his older weapons so people will actually have a reason to use them? I mean it'd be less work but still have the same effect of adding in a new weapon.
>>378632201
Lookin' tactical, senpai.
>>378632424
>Saying something completely unrelated isn't an explanation as to why it's not cherrypicking.
I'm saying the MyM update had a focus on the heavy and pyro, and completely botched rebalancing both of them.
In response to a post saying MyM handled rebalancing well.
I'm saying it didn't.
This isn't complicated.
>>sample size of 400
>>taken a year ago
First of all, at the rate TF2 updates a year really isn't that far back, and it's not like the MyM update made any difference in how strong the pyro is now.
Second, it took me less than a minute to look up a poll where the pyro overwhelmingly won a "who's most overpowered" contest against 7/8 other classes, and still etched out a win against the remaining class. It was literally the first one I found. Do you honestly expect carefully recorded statistical data for every opinion people have on a video game?
The only point I'm making is that there are plenty of stupid people who think the pyro is overpowered. There's 116 of them with one basic google search.
>Always used stock Rocket Launcher
>Tried out using The Original instead
>Aim improved a lot
>Rocket Jumps became much easier
I wish I had tried using this thing earlier.
>>378618064
I stopped playing TF2 years ago and I never bothered with casualwatch after I obliterated everyone in the beta and realized it was literally babby's first shooter.
>>378634340
>didn't taunt kill
>it aint me starts playing
>>378634475
Huh, I never though about it until now, but does Soldier tauntkill do damage to engy buildings?
>>378634636
>Disciplinary action
It's not too good unless you have a Heavy pal
>>378634650
son the kamikaze is instakill to anything near the soldier, buildings and 400 hp spies included
>>378634650
It should kill them. But I thought the explosion from the sentry's rockets were what killed the engi and the soldier?
I never got into trading. Is there anything I should know before trying it? I just wanna get some cosmetics I think look good rather than try to make money or whatever.
>>378618064
>Soldiers
Sorry anon, I don't play classes that easy. Ask me for any of the other 8.
>>378634864
Use a bot service like tf2mart, no people interaction required. If you're out to start jewing, that's an art you've got to pick up by yourself, all the good sharks scattered into the wind years ago
>>378634768
Going to have to utilize this, I love doing tauntkills.
>>378634782
>But I thought the explosion from the sentry's rockets were what killed the engi and the soldier?
Yea that's what happened.
>Almost 1000 hours in TF2 and your only good strange is a gore-splattered Boston basher.
Help
>>378634009
>Why not just rebalance his older weapons so people will actually have a reason to use them?
Well, I do agree. With tiny buffs for all of them they'd be good stock sidegrades.
>>378633713
>A broken weapon means you're forced to use it and in the long-term that means less variety
Or I just enjoyed the weapon. There was a lot of busted weapons back in the day I never used, because they don't fit my playstyle. Plus I mixed and matched a lot more back then actually, in comparison to the current balance changes where I run stock because everything sucks now.
>>378634231
>and completely botched rebalancing both of them
It WASN'T TRYING TO you dumb fuck. That's the next update. The focus of War was deciding who got the update first. This isn't complicated, how dumb can you be?
>>378623563
>we were asking them for it.
>>378634740
>not enjoying across the map slapping
>>378635349
>Or I just enjoyed the weapon.
>Just because I use the weapon I enjoy at the sacrifice of viability means everyone does.
Please anon.
> because everything sucks now
that's not true, looking at Spy for example his Watches are perfectly balanced with a third of players using Invis Watch, a third using Dead Ringer, and a third using Cloak and Dagger.
>>378633241
What happened to the Smiley-Face image taped to Demoman's crotch? It's not there now iirc.
>>378635898
it disappeared for a little while but they brought it back
>tfw watching old jerma and ster vids
>those days will never return
Feels bad man
>>378622168
the whole crate and key skinnerbox shit got popularized by valve thanks to their fanbase that believes "based gaben xD" can do no wrong. truly valve are the good guys of the industry.
Vikings a best
>>378636506
Gayben used to be a cool guy, what happened?
>>378623702
it's just perfect
>>378636516
That's a good launcher name if I've ever seen one
>>378636649
He discovered his love of money was greater than his love of cheeseburgers
>>378623702
What's Spy thingken about?
>>378636792
It does its job well
>>378637078
Absolutely monstrous
>>378618175
same here. valve can go suck a fucking dick. Their art style always seems to be as obnoxious as possible (especially TF2, it looks like fucking shit). overrated trash, every fucking fame. L4D 1 was alright, but even then i could only play it once before i had enough of their shitty, pretentious garbage. fuck portal. fuck team fortress. fuck half life. fuck them all and go die. Blizzard may be pretty fucking shit but at least they aren't valve.
>>378637270
>>378637270
>Their art style always seems to be as obnoxious as possible (especially TF2, it looks like fucking shit)
>pretentious
Are you being sarcastic? I honestly can't tell.
>>378618064
r8
>>378622168
You're really stretching the definition of microtransaction, it's always been taken to mean minor fees for superfluous bullshit like skins or gating access to critical gear like weapons, arcade games are more like an extremely short term subscription service.
>>378636649
He's focusing on building up his own OS so that he can compete with Microshill's stranglehold on the industry.
>>378637497
>epic
Go farm it out of that.
>>378637497
tacticool vest doesn't match the hat and glasses combo whatsoever
>>378631869
not a good loadout desu except the unusual wep that's neateven if the skin is shit
Ma MeeM[/spoler]
>>378638527
Very nice.
Never paid for anything in this game.
I quit the game a few months after the sandvich update and sold most of my stranges and cosmetics. Never had an unusual and now Pyro is the most good looking class I have.
>Faggot is obviously hacking
>Keeps namechanging to other people in the server and antagonizing in chat
>Their team won't kick them
What do?
>>378638928
Definitely stay in the server and cry in all chat like a bitch. If you're really cut about it they'll feel bad and stop hacking.
>>378638928
>send report to valve via the escape menu, which will give them data to help develop their anti-hacking AI
>change server
>wait for the VAC banwave
That's pretty much it.
Valve don't want to pay people to manually ban hackers, so they're currently working on an AI that will detect hacker patterns and do it for them. Probably won't come out for another few years though.
>>378638928
record it for future evidence
>>378618064
unusuals are ugly
before i cashed out
>>378630961
Yes. Yes it is.
>>378637078
fukkin beautiful lad, i am like just super average when it comes to prediction but i feel like i might be a small amount above average
>>378624928
Valve definitely paved the way for DLC.
Valve is shit unless they continue the half life series.
rate desu ne
plan to get an unusual some time, I don't play much soldier these days. Didn't show, but I sometimes equip the disciplinary action and battalion's backup from time to time (both are strange).
Also if you use thegunboats or conchyou need to off yorself
>>378646351
Guy with 800 kills on his rocket launcher trying to tell people to kill themselves.
>>378631869
*teleports behind you*pssh...nothin personnel...kid
r8
>>378647257
shit randomly thrown together/10
>buy a bunch of pyrovision goggles to craft into hats by rebuilding headgear
>uncraftable
kill me bros
>>378649146
>Camera Beard
>It's a hat
>No wait, it's a misc now which drops as commonly as weapons
>No wait, it's a hat now
I had like 6 of them in my inventory at the time, glad I saved some.
TF2 vanilla is the greatest multiplayer game of all time and one of the best designed games overall of all time.
Prove me wrong.you literally can't
>>378650936
Well you know what?_________________________________________________________I literally can't________10 years in development WERE worth the weight
I actually miss this game, but I feel like I will be out of place from everyone else for some reason.
>>378652506
just play mein neger, you'll havefun
>>378628757
>pork chop sandwiches
nerf when?