>It's a large HP boss that regenerates its health back

>>378610793
>TWO
>HEALTH BARS

>>378610793
I liked doing this in Demon's Souls as the Old Monk boss
>Blessed Mirdane hammer +5
>Regenerator's ring
>Adjudicator's Shield +5
>Second chance
Watching my health bar on the bottom of the screen quickly fill up was great

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>Boss can heal
>Spends the entire fight spamming paralysis attacks so he heals more you can dish out

Why can't you fags communicate without having to use a meme? I.e. "Episode"

/co/ and /tv/ brought some of the worst people here

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>your waifu turned out to be a former prostitute who's now disgusted by you but you can't get rid of her because you've already burned through 4 other wives

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>>378610883
Only two?

>>378611347
i dunno, why does something so trivial make you irrationally angry?

>>378611506
Have you ever met a big fat faggot who couldn't stop quoting Doctor Who or some other pop culture?

That's you.

>>378611506
Cancer

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>boss is a roleplayer

>its a dying brings you back to the very beginning of the fight when the boss has multiple forms episode

DLOMPF

>>378611347
>it's an anon starts bitching episode

>>378611705
i wasn't even defending it, it's just funny that you're mad over something so stupid
>>378611794
xd

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>Final boss
>Use my limited HP potions
>There is actually a Final Final Boss
>It splits your whole party and makes you use even the party members you don't use
>They're all under geared and a bit under leveled
>The first portion of the boss is complete cancer.

>>378611850
>out of touch with the people
>wins a democratic election

???

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>it's a shit forced meme thread
sage and report

Can someone explain this meme? What is that guy so mad about?

>>378611794
Sorry to hear that anon

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>>378611850
>implying hearts can be stolen anymore
These people literally didn't play past Madarame.

>>378611991
>loses popular vote
>not out of touch

>>378611991
>electoral college meme

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>>378612057
BLUMPFTY GRUMPFTY HAD TWO SCOOPS

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>>378612103
>>378612179
>Not thinking both parties would change their campaign strategies and rhetoric if this was about popular votes

>>378612057
That guy is Stephen Colbert, a late show host cuck that gets triggered by Trump on the regular. The meme started when he got visibly triggered by the fact that Trump eats two scoops of ice cream on the white house while everyone else gets one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJtteD4yhCQ#t=5m48s
Five minutes and forty eight seconds in

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/tv/ is the absolute worst board around

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>boss gets an extra turn

>>378612057
Scooposting, toddposting's cousin.

>>378612323
He doesn't look very triggered to me

The Werewolfs in Witcher 3 were a bitch about this if you were under leveled. Best thing to do is interrupt their roars best you can, axxi works wonders

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>>378612394
A RIVER IN A DRY LAND

>>378612323
Are you sure you linked that correctly? He just casually mentions the scoops and makes a joke about it. He doesn't sound mad.

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>>378612057
DRUMPF IS A LITERAL DICTATOR FOR HAVING TWO SCOOPS

>>378612435
>>378612542
The angry face bit is from here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-HUbdEAxo8#t=1m
One minute in

>>378612580
How the fuck 2 scoops is not wrong?
He is insecure as fuck

>>378612323
>if someone makes fun of the stupid stuff I do, that means they're mad

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>Its another one of those bosses who steals all your healing and debuff items
>He uses them mid-fight to punish stockpilers and horders

muh two scoops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixEahmx0Btw
god what the fuck is up with the media

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>>378612435
>>378612542
That's because he isn't. This is a /pol/ddit meme.
That face is from him making fun of Alex Jones.

>>378611983
dont get embarrassed, just don't be Fat Shitty Doctor Who Guy all the time

>>378612869
the_donald is not reddit, you newfag, it's a colony of ours

>>378611347
>memes offend me
Can you picture a a more pathetic cuck than this anon?

>>378612760
>god what the fuck is up with the media
what the fuck is with that insecure faggot?
Why not eat the same as the guest?
He is the worst kind of president , the jew one

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>>378612667
He didn't go to the chef and say "TWO SCOOPS FOR GLOMPF, ONE FOR EVERYONE ELSE". Journalists were visiting and they all got the standard dessert. Trump eats from the White House kitchen a lot, so he's customised his order. One of the customisations he's made is an extra scoop of icecream with dessert.

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>>378610793
>making gifs
>in $currentyear

>>378612760
Media has always been a joke

>>378612869
COVEFE

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>>378611850

>Colbert steals Blumpfy'a heart
>Hrumphty agrees to go on his show and confess before the entire late night TV America
>"Yes Colbert, I did. And as president of the American people, of all things."
>I did have 2 SCOOPS OF ICE CREAM
> Audience boo signs light up, and the crowd goes feral

>>378613089
Who says? All you know is what actually happened, and Trump giving himself extra ice cream to own journalists is 100% in character. That's why it's funny. This is the guy who brags about his TV ratings to Angela Merkel.

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>boss is entirely luck based even if you have an optimal setup

>>378612323
The meme started when Colbert did an impression of Alex Jones as an unhinged lunatic, you fucking idiot.
People added the two scoops into it because it's a minor thing to get unhinged about.

>>378612323

Man he sounds so angry during everything. Wasn't this guy supposed to be lighthearted or something?

>>378613692
He has a pretty neutral tone of voice desu.

>>378612760
>>378613059
It's supposed to be a funny story, but CNN still adds a liberal slant. They didn't mention Trump always asked for a 2nd scoop, so they now give him a 2nd one ahead of time, it's service. He's a fatty, not an elitist, and that's why average joes like me like him.

you know what

I think the president can have two scoops if he wants

>>378612967
Anon, r/the_donald is pure cancer, and this is coming from someone who supports Donald Trump. If you're some ebin "alt-right" faggot who posts sadfrogs outside of this board and "praises kek", all-the-while using go-to buzzwords like "cuck" and "triggered" unironically, you're kind of an oblivious joke-killer who hardly understands the jokes they quickly ruin, i.e: r/the_donald.

>>378612967
No it's not, you fucking faggot. You TD babbies have completely shitted up the board.
>the brief respite /mlpol/ gave will never come back

>>378613892
I'm going to fucking murder you

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Is this the new bog?

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>>378614202

>>378614053
paid shill

To think there would come a time I actually miss the constant pokemon threads and MLP threads.
Jesus.

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>>378612967
>>378614094
>>378614053
if the don is on bad terms with us, leddit, and dumblr alike who is its ally?

>>378611386
Why do this, instead of just making one big health bar? Hell, they could even do 5 medium sized health bars, or something. What's the reasoning behind 20+ health bars?

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>>378614242

>>378614094
i prefer degen ponyfags than civnats from T_D desu

>>378614345
The boss has 50 million HP.
Having one health bar would mean any damage you do in a single hit literally would not show on the bar, at all.
The boss has 25 health bars, 2 million each.
The reasoning is quite literally just so the player has an easier time gauging their progress with the boss.

>>378611386
What do you get from beating this?

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>>378614352
what the shit???

>>378611375
She must really hate him

>>378614676
One of 3 required materials for one of the best weapons in the game Note, one of, not the, best weapon.
That's the ultimate super boss of the game, there's pretty much nothing to do after besides defeating the final boss.

>>378614862
Why don't most JRPGs have a new game plus where you can use your super powered weapons and fuck shit up? Makes it rewarding

>>378611386
Nigger what.

For what fucking purpose!? This was I hate FF, every battle is just a retardedly buffed enemy. Never something normal, always some 30 health bar 1 shot attack motherfucker.

>>378614936
The IZJS that's the basis for the upcoming remaster Zodiac Age has a Trial Mode that's just a giant tower with 100 floors with increasingly difficult encounters that you can use your save game characters in.
That boss is there too
He's not the final boss.

>>378615049
That's what I'm talking about, I'll definitely be doing that after autistically grinding in the main game.

>>378615003
Anon, that's a fucking super boss.
It also doesn't one shot you if you're even remotely prepared.

>>378611237
Even fucking worse

A boss that can heal and has an attack that takes away yours, or even worst your healing items have the opposite effect when you get hit by said attack

>>378615116
Almost every fucking boss in FF is a super fucking boss. The fuck.

>>378615003
I had a friend who personalized gambits for that fight and just let the computer fight the boss for him while he fucked off.
Gambits were the best part of that game desu.

>>378615223
>Almost every fucking boss in FF is a super fucking boss
They're not.
Only the optional super bosses are.
The main story bosses in pretty much every single Final Fantasy game are easy shit.

Did he actually make this face while complaining about the two scoops? I can't bear to watch him since trump got elected

>>378610793
good ol colbert

>>378615298
No.
He only did a passing joke about the two scoops.

>infowars now has white house press credentials

Colbert btfo

>>378615223
How does it feel to be bad at JRPGs

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>>378613594
I honestly thought that was colbert stretched over a fucking sphere
scoop posting has ruined me

>>378615503
>a guy who sells ED pills has close links with Trump

Not really surprising

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>boss can randomly instakill your entire party

>>378615638
That would be pretty amazing.

>>378615284
Sounds like what I'd do, fuck trying to actually beat a boss that takes up real world hours to beat.

>>378615638
BLUEBARRY BRENPCH

>>378611386
>square enix.jpg

>>378615664
>numale intimidated by ALPHA SUPER VITALITY MALES

not really surprising desu

>>378615856
>not square enix.jrpg
You lack imagination.

>>378615891
It's hard to be intimidated by men who need a pill to get it up.

>>378615940
It's not a boner pill, dummy.

>>378612179
>>378611991
The EC was designed to keep people like Hillary from winning due to the big numbers being in liberal dominated states and Trump from winning because winning a state isn't a 100% guarantee the votes will go to that candidate.

But i guess when you put both of them against eachother, only one can lose.

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>>378610793
BOOOOOONNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLFDDDDDDDDDDD
GGGGGGGGFRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMPPFFFFFFF

>>378610793
colbert!