>tfw gabe newell will never cook you a steak https://www

Why didn't he have to pay for those modifications to his steak

>>378605791
>All that fat on the steak
No thanks.

>tfw this fat fuck jew can't die soon enough

>>378605916
That's the flavor, pleb.

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>Reddit cucks still praise GabeN

>internet controlled boiling device

this is getting silly.

>>378605791
>Those tan hairless hands until the last scene

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>>378606132
>it's been 12 years since the Orange Box
>it's been 10 years since L4D2
>it's been 8 years since CSGO
>Valve have not made any game in 8 years
>still haven't announced anything new

>TF2 meet the class music at the end
TF2 update confirmed??

>Your cook time will be 30 minutes
Hopefully it will have been worth the weight.

>>378606628
>come back 10 years later
>steak's still cooking

>>378606263
Does useless technology shit like that actually make a profit? I do not see myself ever using that when I cook.

>>378605791
Is it steak and BJ day already?

>>378605916
>I know literally nothing about steak

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>>378606628
>steam goes down 30 minutes every Tuesday for """maintenance"""
>this video was uploaded on a Tuesday
>cook time is 30 minutes

>people don't get their steak well-done

If you can't make a good well-done steak, you can't cook steak.

>>378606880
Shut the fuck up, Medium-Rare master race. Jesus fuck.

>>378606438
The Lab and Destinations is new. And good.

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>iphone sous vide cooking for a fucking steak

>>378605791
>JUST hairstyle
lol

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>Boils steak for 30 min
>Still has to finish off on cast iron.

Really what the fuck is the benefit to just cooking it on the cast iron? It was not a thick steak or something. Even with thick as fuck steaks yoy can just put in oven for a bit before.

>>378606726

Well Gabe liked it enough to help the inventors get the product off the ground with loans but the odd part is:

>Newell has no ownership in the company and is not considered a shareholder.

I guess Gabe just wants to help out

>>378607194

It adds texture to the meal.

Similar to cooking chicken breast on the pan for several minutes and then putting it in the oven.

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>>378607114
>VR demos
>games

>>378605916
Barbarian!

>>378607194
the point is you don't have to watch it so you can go and jerk off to anime until your phone tells you to get off your ass.

>>378607041
Well done is the only civilized way to cook steak. In restaurants, asking for medium-rare is virtually asking for bloody rare steak.

>>378607359
>cook food and leave it completely untended for an extended period of time

Fucking genius.

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>tfw you remember gabe newell is worth 4 billion dollars

is sous vide really worth buying?

>>378605916
Are you stupid or just trolling?

>>378607454
Siri, call the fire department.

>>378607503
No. It's a cooking meme.

>>378607194
>boil

that meat is cooked nowhere near boiling (130 degrees) the method effectively poaches the meat at a temperature just barely hot enough to kill the germs.

>>378607041
>medium
The most popular and pleb way to eat a steak. I bet you play CoD and play games on normal. Fucking casual.
Jesus fuck how normie can you be?

>>378606880
>>378607451
No it isn't it's how to ruin a good cut. Well done steak is trash.

>>378607481
The sad reality is that people remember that the prices for most games are set at retail, with the hope of fighting with customer service to get a refund.

>think OP shopped on JUST hair
>its not a shop

Half Life 3 confirmed for steak

>>378605791
>not steak so good you´ll steam

>>378607606
medium-rare is the thing plebs order because a celebrity chef said well done is shit.
Rare is perfection.

>>378607701
Most likely holding back anger. He was the poster boy for PC gaming, before Valve went full greed.

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Medium-Well is the only way to eat steak

Sous vide makes an EXCELLENT steak.

>cooking sealed food in water for a long period of time so it cooks slowly and evenly for tender meals

just use a fucking slow cooker

>>378605960
That's not the flavor, that's potential flavor. The steak hasn't been rendered properly so the fat is basically still raw.

>tfw faggots buy this thing to use at home with their solid bricks of frozen steak that they defrosted in the microwave

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>>378606880
I want to kick you off this website

>>378607751
>Rare is perfection.
Fuck off faggot, the only way to eat steaks is blue, anything above that is a waste of the meat

>>378605886
Agreed, the creators really do need financial compensation for all the hours spent working

>>378607981
Basically. It's the irony of /ck/.

>>378606880
If you can't make a good well done steak, you can't cook well done steak. Fixed that for you.

>>378608052
>not killing the cow yourself and eating it fresh from the carcass

Can't believe /v/ sometimes.

I'm really DUDE WEED right now and this thread does not help, was that really Gabe?

Schnitzel tastes better.

This is unacceptable! Someone tell me, how do I stop a Gaben?

>>378608254
im also dude weed but can confirm it was gabe

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>>378608052
>>378608250
medium-rarefags need a diaper change it seems

The easiest way to tell if someone is from Reddit is if they still look at Gabe in a positive light.
Him and all of Valve are terrible now

>>378606438
>Implying it's 2019
>Implying DotA2 wasn't released in 2012

It's not like they need to make new games when dumb assholes buy hats.

>>378608308
Schnitzel tastes better because good steak is reliant on having high quality meat and cooking it well. Schnitzel doesn't have severe barriers to entry like that.

>medium fags
Why don't you take your medium shit with pork and chicken if it's so fucking good?
Checkmate atheists. God intended all meat to be well done.

>>378607197
He wanted to make his employee snackroom even more powerful

I don't even eat red meat.

wait wait wait, stop fighting about steak, and band together to hate on gabeN(igger)

>>378605791
>MUUUAAAAA the french...

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>>378608483

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>>378608593
How about you drag your bitch ass out of the thread and let the men talk, little bitch timmy

>>378608483
I think it's because of food related illness, Anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmzEvAG_VIE

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Why am I going to spend a few minutes cooking a steak on a pan if I can spend 160 dollars, 30 minutes plus the time setting up gizmo, handling an app, putting the food into a bag, and THAN finishing cooking it in a pan normally?
I know a sucker is born every minute, but this is reaching new heights.What's next, an app gimmick to make the perfect cube of ice?
>put the water in the special icecube perfecto 3000
>put the icecube perfecto 3000 in your refrigerator
>configure the ice consistency and freezing spot with the icecube perfecto 3000 companion app (IOS/Android)

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I want the Joule but its way to expensive in Canada.

>Buy expensive gadget to boil your steak and then sear it for some reason
>Takes less time to just sear in the cast iron and stick it in a hot oven to finish
Why are people so bad at cooking? It's not like it's extremely complicated.

>>378609014
Sous vide is for people who know how to use it and who have a reason to want advanced cooking techniques available to them. It's not redundant shit technology like an icecube machine, but yes, it's being pushed on the masses who have no need for it.

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I THOUGHT GABEN WAS A VEGAN!!

>>378609204
t. maker of Joule
Yeah, no, this is the equivalent of the 400 dollar Juicer that needed wifi.

>>378609380
Literally all high end restaurant sous vide shit now. It's an extremely common practice nowadays, because you can perfectly control the heat and protect the ingredient at the same time.

>>378609326
No, he just eats them.

>>378608483
>well done
I eat my steak rare enough to where its still warm on the inside.

>>378609204
>advanced cooking techniques
It's basically the modern art of the cooking industry. Nice way to scam rich people.
Enjoy the free red pill.

>>378609625
Okay
You don't need the fucking Joule to do that, though, just as you didn't need a fucking wifi juicer

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>Hahahahaha! Freaking Brilliant. Who would have guessed that Mr. Gabe Newell drinks a three finger Bourbon on the Rocks and likes his Steak Medium Rare. Well played ChefSteps! Well played indeed. Still no Sign of Half Life Episode 3 though let alone a full fledged Third Part. Wake up Mr. Freeman wake up and smell the Steak! ;-) Enjoy!

>>378609887
I love how you can tell someone is over 40 years old just by the way they write online.

>>378609826
Sous vide has nothing to do with how something looks, in fact the entire reason you need to sear the steak in the OP's video after it's already cooked sous vide is because it looks bad.
>>378609839
I agree you don't need a Joule, but there's nothing wrong with the sous vide technique. Joule's are presumably for domestic enthusiasts but they want to meme and say everyone needs one so they make more money.

>>378608607
kek

>>378609204
>Sous vide is for people who know how to use it and who have a reason to want advanced cooking techniques available to them.

This shit is reaching audiophile levels, you just need to add something about "true flavor" and you'll be set.

>>378610051
Not him but the only people who bring up age as an argumentative tactic are people who are under the age of 18.

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>>378605791
>this is where all the DOTA, CSGO, and TF2 bucks went
>this is what the HL team has been forced to work on
>this is what all the hardware bullshit was for

I bet he'll introduce the perfect Valve branded steak knife next.

>>378610197
There was no argument. Settle down grandpa.

>>378610186
No he is right. Sous vide is useless for most consumers

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>tfw I've grown old waiting for a new valve game

>>378610278
>t. 16 year old
Underageb& pls

>>378609887
Why do So many People capitalize Random words for no Fucking Reason

>>378607598
>poaches the meat at a temperature just barely hot enough to kill the germs.
that's how world war 2 was won as well

>>378610197
What argument? I was just saying old people don't change the way they write for the internet environment, they write like they're writing a letter. I think it's cute is all.

>>378610248
Was it worth the weight?

>>378605791
>trying to make shit look good
>overuses refrigerator ice cubes in bourbon

eugh

>>378608762
Fuck off pagan shitface man. Bibble says well done or fuck off to worship Satan.

>>378610379
>>378610197
Take your vitamins grandpa.

>>378610372
You should stop waiting.

Modern Valve won't reward you with anything worthwhile.

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>>378605791
What the fuck is with how he eats his steak?

>Puts paper towel tucked in his shirt

Why?

>Holds fork in reverse with left hand and cuts with right hand
Why? He's right handed?

>>378606780
there's a reason the fatty cuts are the least premium in price

>>378609014
>and THAN
probably because you can't afford a $160 device in the first place, because you're a lower-class peasant who can't tell the difference between then and than.

>>378610379
Take a step back and realize that the only person disturbing shit right now is you.

Im sorry that the world changed; it's kind of what it does.

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>>378610491
Do you legitimately have autism?

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>that "scream" at the end

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>>378609625
all restaurants use stuff out of package or frozen and reheat

literally nobody cooks anymore

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>gaben doesn't steam his steak

YOUR WHOLE STORE IS A LIE

>>378610186
I've never read whatever audiophiles have to say, but it's the same with everything. A lot of people can't even tell the difference between 30 and 60 fps, but for the people who can it often matters. Although with food it varies less a lot of the time I guess, it's hard to find a person who genuinely prefers McDonald's beef over Trump Steaks or something. Regardless of what people might think about sous vide, chances are they'd enjoy eating sous vide steak that was cooked properly more than a regular steak.

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>>378610557
>the only person disturbing shit right now is you.
You're on /v/, everything is disturbed, 24/7

>>378605791
wow, this is why PC gaming its fucking dead, PC "Gods" instead of making videogames, they do anything but videogames.... fuck you cucks

>>378606726
It's a sous vide device. It may not be good for you since you're a NEET and as such you don't do shiftwork but it's basically a superior crockpot that can turn any container into a perfectly regulated cooking machine. They're super convenient, especially when you can set it up to finish right as you're getting home from work so you don't have to worry about cooking, just eating.

>>378606880
MODS

>>378610384
idiots never learned in school that in english most words small

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>/v/'s literal "god" eats his steak medium rare

AHAHAHAHA

>>378610384
Germans are retarded.

>>378610632
Bad restaurants cook a lot of packaged or frozen shit, but good restaurants don't. There is an attempt to eliminate human error in high end restaurants with some methods, such as sous vide, but not by using packaged and frozen shit.

>>378610518
you're proving his point. less fatty cuts such as filet mignon are only prized for their tenderness and there's much less of them on the cow so they cost marginally more. Ribeye (what is pictured) is more expensive the more marbled with fat it is. Grading in steaks is done based on fat content. Higher fat=higher grade. Higher grade=higher price.

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>The obvious Joule creators damage controlling ITT
This is pretty amusing.
>>378610838
>reddit's literal god
FTFY

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>>378610760
No, we're on /v/; where everything is Harmonious

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>Cooking channel that used to be good then turned into absolute garbage features a ceo of a company that used to be good then turned into absolute garbage

This would be funny if it werent so sad.

>>378610491
have you ever been outside, even just to buy groceries?

>>378610879
>less fatty cuts such as filet mignon cost more
that's what i said

>>378610669
mickey d literally same shit but cheaper than trump

>>378610491
plebs who can't eat need towel and the steak is not well done so everything is ruined anyway with these towel on shirt plebs

>>378610889
Is it possible to post here in support of sous vide if you're not a Joule shill? Do only Joule shills like sous vide?

>>378607820
Slow cookers have hotspots and use convection to circulate which is a trash way to cook, additionally they outright overcook all meat.

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>>378607194
It's called Sous-vide, and it's used so that you can cook it exactly with a perfect interior/exterior.

I fucking hate when /v/ runs their mouths about /lit/, /ck/, /fa/, and /mu/ stuff. Fucking simpletons.

>>378607314
Destinations is like pseudo-MMO more like Garry's Mod or something than a tech demo. Shut the fuck up. I guess /v/ doesn't know about games either.

>>378605791
>Cooking your meat in a ziploc bag

Holy fuck do americans really do this????????? Eating all that melted plastic in your food holy SHIT

>>378610978
Way to ignore the rest of the post. That only applies to filet, which by the way is a shitty meat. A good ribeye or new york is much better. Filet is bland as fuck. Enjoy your boring meat.

>>378610912
>>378610608
I just use a knife , cut my steak into little pieces and then eat them with a fork.

>>378611131
Lmao it doesn't melt, the water isn't even that hot.

>>378611153
I've never been so triggered by such an innocuous post

the thought of someone cutting their whole steak up into little cubes and then eating it is making my blood boil

>>378611153
That's not how most eat in my experience.

If you want to get into etiquette faggotry you're supposed to cut with the right, put the knife down, move the fork to your right hand and then take a bite.

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>>378610186
Its just boiling water, thats not even a cooking technique

>>378605791
>implying gabe wants to make anything that'll make people happy ever again

I hope he fucking chokes on the cock he's bound to be gobbling, next.

>>378611376
It's not boiling water, it's below poaching temperature. That's why you can put it in there for 30 minutes and it's just below medium rare. The whole point is that it's more delicate and controlled than boiling, searing, frying, etc.

>>378611376
The actual process involves vacuum sealing

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>>378611000
There are no shills on /v/ but that also means you are very special if you like sous vide.

>>378611376

By definition boiling IS a cooking technique, dumbass, because it COOCKS anything immersed in it.

>>378608250
>killing the cow first
>not just biting straight into its ass
fucking reddit

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>>378611197
>burgeracademy in full force

>>378611658
>putting water in a pot and setting it on a flame is a cooking skill

>>378611859
It's more popular in French food than what you'd think of as American food. One of the earliest usages after the technique was rediscovered was for cooking foie gras.

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>>378605791
>tfw gabe newell will never cook you a steak
Why would I let that fat fuck sellout near my food he'd probably just eat the thing to later shit it out on a plate for reddit to eat.

>>378606880
MHHMM SOOO TASTY

>>378605886
>not paying for bbq sauce or salt

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Anyone else growing fucking tired of /v/? I've been here for a decade, but people on this board in particular are so much more fucking stupid than the people on any other "creative" or "interest" board. I feel like I'm talking to mental midgets every time I post, what the fuck. Actual well-reasoned discussion is seemingly impossible here now.

There's nowhere else to talk about vidya though.

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>people who don't like any fat on their steak
>people who like steak well done

this is literally the worst fucking thread we've ever had.

This fat fuck will sell out for anything.
Remember he endorsed a kikestarter that completely failed to deliver

>>378612134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v_fQKT7MyI

>>378612275
This is what happens when a community and a culture categorically rejects anything new because of muh modern vidya, muh sjws, etc.

You shouldn't explore anything except going to church, chopping wood and eating simply cooked, inexpensive meals, son.

>>378612275
dumb frogposter

>>378612275
dumb frogposter

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When death finally comes for Gaben

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>>378605791
>sous-vide
>still overcook the steak

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I know a certain someone who could use something like this.

>>378611859
One of the most basic, but a skill nonetheless, and there's more to boiling than just setting liquid in a pot, over some form of heat. Do you know how long it takes to reduce a 6qt pot of stock to 3 on medium? What's the best temperature to sous-vide chicken, salmon, steak, and for how long? What order should you add the ingredients to a soup consisting of chicken, carrots, potatoes, celery, and noodles, so that nothing is over, or undercooked by the time the dish is ready to serve? Stop trying to undercut one of the most basic skills in cooking as unnecessary.

>>378608483

People do order medium pork now.
It is pretty damn good too. They lowered the recommended internal temp ages ago since meat standards are so high here.
You can even eat it much lower safely if you know the source of the meat.

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>>378606530
>Pyro update never
>Heavy update even less than never

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>>378612881
>tf2 update worth playing even farther away

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>>378612306
CLANG, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owj6BSvulNI

This video was uploaded to the devs channel about 2 weeks before they basically shut down the project. Fucking kikes.

>>378612741
Fucking this. How much and for how long is something you can actually follow in a precise order or you may develop it naturally as you cook.
I've been cooking for two people twice a day for about 5 years now. Stuff is stable as fuck. Nothing goes wrong ever and the tastes are what I expect fully. This was obviously a developed skill through trial and error even though I don't do many complex recipies.

>>378613071
>tf2 update worth playing
>ever
This is literally impossible. The only way to create such an update would be to nerf Soldier or buff every class but Soldier, and if they did that they'd lose 90% of their playerbase as all the youtube killstreak sollymains disintigrate into a mass of autistic screeching.

So is this why weekly maintenance happens? Using server power to cook steak with a wifi connected water heater.

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>>378612741
Now your just grasping at straws and mentioning things your fancy cooking dildo can't even do.

Your argument was that boiling up water, which this piece of shit dildo plastik penis does, is an A D V A N C E D cooking technique. You got proven wrong, fucking dildo orbiter worshipper.

>>378611352
ambidextrous
use knife and fork, can alternate between hands.

>>378612741
>>378613628
You're arguing with a fucking /v/ retard who thinks he knows about cooking. Just stop while you're ahead, you should've stopped when he earnestly thought boiling and Sous-viding were the same thing.

He's probably like 14.

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>>378613995
fuck off burgers, stop cooking plastic for a change

>>378614645
>everything about this post
Yep, edgy 14 year old, most definitely. Probably speaks English as a second language.

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>>378612317
You monster

>>378614859
lappen

>>378605791
He looks like he has cancer or something.