ITT: fake "time traveller" threads
http://4chandata.org/x/Ask-a-time-traveler-anything-a405171
> this thread from 2013 said half life 3 would be released on may 26, 2017
someone was autistic enough to put stock into a time traveler thread, wait for that date to actually come through, search through an archive to find the exact post and then make this thread to gloat about someone who was clearly bullshitting being wrong
Are you trying to tell me that time traveling isnt real and that even if it was, time travelers wouldnt waste their time shiposting on 4chan? I dont believe you OP
>>378605998
That's called dedication where we come from.
>>378606153
>waste their time
They'd certainly have more of it than most.
>>378606164
it's called autism for the world you're posting in
this is the most autistic thing i have ever seen
>>378605769
>fake "time traveller" threads
Compared to real time traveler threads you retard?
>>378606302
They literally would not, unless you mean that by the time that time travel was actually possible, humans would have very long life spans, if not immortality, due to improved medicine/robot bodies
Don't tell me you don't have screenshots of bullshit posts saved so you can gloat about them being wrong 1 year later?
>>378607753
If it were time travel, they could at the end of their life go right to the point in time in which they first went back in time and say "I did this, this, and this, so don't bother doing them again" to their younger self, who'll then be able to go about doing other things until they're about to die, then return to that same point and repeat the process ad nauseum.
I dont have a slowpoke slow enough for this
>>378605769
That is because somehow the 2015 Holocaust was avoided.
I blame a Jewish time traveler, Now I am stuck in this inferior timeline
>>378608040
>i had fun so you don't have to!
you know that clones are separate entities, right? it's like in The Prestige, the hugh jackman that goes in is not the same hugh jackman that comes out
What would you do if you had a time machine, /v/?
>Send myself back to the year 1990
>Live out the rest of my life from then on, knowing exactly what is going to happen for the next 30-something years
>>378605769
Hope this thread exceeded the amount of posts you wanted after waiting all these years.
>>378610159
Probably fuck my younger self
>>378610159
Presumably, I would've already done it.
>>378610461
I find it hilarious that you actually think I waited that long
i looked through the archives after seeing a similar thread and the hl3 prediction was a coincidence, this guy made a ton of other bad predictions, like the south would be going democrat in the next decade and that obama passed a law allowing three presidential terms but lost to mike huckabee in 2016
>>378611364
I find it hilarious that you actually wrote all that and I didn't read it.
>>378610159
Fix all the mistakes in my life.And probably go to some cool concert from the past.
>>378610159
kill Hitler
then replace him
Guys I'm a time traveller lol DMC won't be at e3 this year
>>378610159
Rape probably. Rape then escape.
>>378610159
Go back to 2010 and cause WW3
>>378612283
pics or it didn't happen
>>378612283
for real?
>>378611994
What the fuck is this