So you're in the club when this vai comes up, slaps your

let her do whatever she wants with me
i'd cum the moment her hand made contact

>>378602107
Sorry sir i don't swing that way

>>378602107
Y-you too.

>enter zelda
>Hava Naguila - Techno Remix starts playing

>>378602107
How big is your dick?

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>>378602107
>8 feet tall
Uh, s-sorry..

>>378602107
Slap her ass right back with extra strength and ask her what fucking language she's speaking.

>>378602107
sarqso, may I have another

>>378602107
S-sav-av Vasaasssaaqq-q-q-q-q...

Suck her dick, huff her farts and let her crush my head between her thighs.

End up in the hospital, probably.

This was my first Breath of the Wild spoiler and after taking my sweet time with the game for over three months I still don't know who she is. Ask me anything except that she is somehow related to Link because I saw a comic on imgur of her talking to him as a child.

Ask me anything about what it's like to be me. Oh I'll just tell you, I think this is Urbosa's daughter and that she somehow survived the 100 years assault because of the downed Megaladon from the trailer (the King doesn't know about this because his spirit couldn't leave the plateau and no men can enter the Gerudo camp that guy in Hatano Village said). Anyways, Urbosa was Link's childhood girlfriend before he ever met Zelda. So when he meets her daughter, she and him and have a very strong sexual atmosphere in a sort of callback to Nabooru's flirting in OoT. But while she should have a grudge against Link for absconding on her mother to save his true love Zelda, she can't help but be forgiving because she has a crush on him now like her mother before her.

Amirite or amirite?

>>378603113
Everyone dies.

I'd rather a Zora.

>>378602927
these are the words of a man who has tasted of the tree of knowledge

>>378603305
gay

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>Urbosa will never have a threesome with you and the princess to teach you how to make love

why live

Let her knock me up with brood of a dozen of gerudo babies

>>378602107
no way fag

>>378602676
Link is such manlet

>>378604870

>Short enough that his face is at amazon dick/ass height

living the dream

>>378602107
nothing, that ass belongs to her now

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>>378602676

>>378603570
Girl Zoras are qt.
Fuck you.

>>378602107
I let her use my body as her own sexual slave and hopefully die from snus-snus

>>378602175
weak

Should I buy a Switch, lads?

>>378605404
I know you want to have Zora husbando

>>378606067
for Zelda? nah, sitck with WiiU if you have one.

>>378606529
I don't have a WiiU. Skipped it and never felt like getting a 3DS despite knowing there was games on it I wanted.

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>>378602107

Try my best to imitate a male angler fish and lodge myself in her.

>>378606067
wait for emulation

Lick her abs and toungue her belly button while I dry hump her leg like a dog

>>378606067
if you can get a hold of one, sure. it's definitely got a great line up of games by the end of the year, with most of the big franchises covered.

>>378608179
ARMS is really looking good desu. You think there will be an Animal Crossing? It's been too long since I played one.

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>>378607062

>There will never be a physically accurate Gerudo cosplay

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>>378602107

Submit.

Let her rape me.

>>378602676
Who has the best responses, Link or P5's Joker?

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what did link mean by this

>>378609491
Fuck off fag, go make your own gay thread.

>>378609491
He's the master of disguise and mimicry.

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>>378609634
gay? I'm not gay, just wondering what link means by this stuff

>>378602837

>it feels nothing more than a gnat to her thick butt

she just laughs and tosses you over her shoulder to take home

>>378609118
Probably Link, he's such a serious character that it makes it more fun when he makes jokes/breaks the 4th wall