>Picking the most autistic girl in all of videogames
If you picked her, execute yourself
No.
Excuse me?
Girls aren't objects to be 'picked'
>>378593260
I didn't. I picked Makoto.
>>378593260
>playing the most autistic game series in all of videogames
If you play Persona, kill yourself.That means you, OP.
>>378593260
>Welcome to my reality.
isn't there some rumor that autistic people can fuck forever without cumming
>>378593425
uh... that's who OP is talking about though
>>378593590
i want to unironically marry symmetra and have zarya ram her with her giant futa cock
>>378593423
False.
But she is best girl in the game
It never feels natural getting a gf in a Persona game. The MC always feels a little distanced from everyone because of his relation to the game's events. Once they're done, the MC is done and moves away.
>>378593423
>>378593865
>JULLLAAAYYYY
I don't know how anyone who played the English dub could possibly like Futaba.
I love Futaba!
>>378594286
yeah she sounded too energetic for someone who's supposed to be a NEET. I expected her to be quiet
>>378593874
Eradicate yourself
I picked Chihaya.
>>378594286
Don't be a fag.
I have aspergers and I have no confidence in myself so it works for me.
I want to learn CSS from Futaba!
>>378594992
>CSS
>not Ruby
>>378594451
who?
>>378594415
Its that fake energeticness depressed people do.
>>378593260
>fucking your sister
I respect sojiro too much
>>378595120
bullshit I never do that
>>378595120
Depressed people don't fake being energetic
I want to DDOS people with Futaba!
>>378595151
>the adopted daughter of your guardian is your sister
>>378595049
>not node
ah who am I kidding nobody likes node
i like the little humming noises she makes
>>378595151
please just die ok?
the only way this character is tolerable is with the sweet shrieks of aoi yuuki
>>378595310
There's like a thousand meme languages, best to stick with the common ones to make programming easier if you work in teams.
but I digress, Futaba is a legend
>>378595151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZmZFAAHelQ
>>378594415
She had a change of heart
>>378595912
>tfw only romanced her because Ann feels too out of my league
>>378594415
>>378595120
>>378595157
Yeah, I heard her voice and was immediately torn out of it all. The dialogue is legit, but the voice is way off of the mark.
T. Man who married a reclusive NEET. She spoke in a low, quiet growl of sorts until we really knew each other. We met on the net, and the first time I saw her on a webcam she legitimately didn't speak.
>>378595395
Truth hurts too much? All futaba fags just want to fuck their little sisters confirmed. Kys
>>378596376
Lol I don't know why that's upside-down.
>>378596376
>T. Man who married a reclusive NEET. She spoke in a low, quiet growl of sorts until we really knew each other. We met on the net, and the first time I saw her on a webcam she legitimately didn't speak.
Damn it's like the modern Tarzan
>>378596376
So were you able to somewhat readjust her into society like Futaba?
>>378596376
how did you get her to open up
>>378596376
I'm a reclusive NEET. That's kinda how I interact with people. I don't feel comfortable enough to act like myself.
>Watching P3 movies
>Door-kun is rushing to the top alone
>Gets ambushed by the reaper
>Liz one shots it for him.
Elizabeth still best girl a decade little.
>>378594286
I liked her English voice more than her Japanese one tbqh
>>378593260
2D cute autistic girls are top tier. Real life ones almost don't exist.
>>378597320
maybe
>Joker and Futaba are on a shopping date in Akihabara
>Futaba's off looking at computer parts to upgrade her rig
>Joker takes the alone time to go buy a secret present for his girlfriend
>the duo return to the Sakura household
>Futaba's installing her new parts with glee
>Joker lets out a slight cough to get Futaba's attention
>she looks over at his clenched fist
>he opens it up
>Futaba's eyes bulge with glee as she sees he bought her a rare, slightly expensive virtual pet game
>she gives a large grin and dances around with it in her palms, saying she'll always treasure it
>Joker's glad about Futaba's enthusiasm
>for the next week, Futaba dedicates her time fully to her pet, named "Joker-kun"
>she doesn't need to bother studying for classes because of her smarts
>but the ceaseless care begins to toll on her endurance
>she barely changes out of her school uniform after the day gets out
>Futaba crashes onto her futon after a very involved pet show minigame
>she wakes up and notices 18 hours had passed on her clock
>she hurriedly checks her virtual pet
>she finds Joker-kun has died from an unnoticed sickness
>Futaba barrels into Leblanc crying, still in uniform
>Joker rushes down to find out what's wrong
>Futaba manages to get out through hics and sobs that Joker-kun died under her miscare
>Joker strokes Futaba's head and shushes her to calm down
>the two hug
>Joker smiles at Futaba's warm and caring nature
>the next day, Futaba swears off virtual pet games because they take a toll on her life & sanity
>Joker helps her make a small memorial shrine for Joker-kun in her closet
>the two decide to go to the arcade and play some real video games together instead
>stop at the Meiji Shrine on the way home to give a prayer for Joker-kun
>>378597013
She's the best, P5 has great waifus but none compare to her.
>>378597515
Is this a girl (male)?
>>378594286
>he doesn't like Magilou
>>378593423
through out history yes
only thanks to beta males in recent century
>>378594286
>people who don't like Aoi Yuuki, best VA in Japan right now
Why?
>>378595157
>>378595237
Some do. Particularly comedians. A lot of them are depressed but always try to make others laugh and be happy.
>>378593260
>I've never heard anyone say that outside of a computer! Kek!
>>378594415
NEETs/autists get super fucking excited about anything within their tiny bubble of interests
>>378598481
I don't.
>>378593260
Anyone who plays this game pretty much deserves execution by diseased rats
>>378596376
>T. Man who married a reclusive NEET. She spoke in a low, quiet growl of sorts until we really knew each other. We met on the net, and the first time I saw her on a webcam she legitimately didn't speak.
Storytime?
>>378596738
Actually, yeah. We've travelled, she works and we kick it playing Persona 5 together. She's even going to university.
>>378596743
I... don't know. I was a basket case too, but more social. We met on a chatroom for anxiety, and I just was interested in her, and I cared. We are similar in a lot of ways on the inside.
>>378600047
What do you want to know? It's a long-assed story, and we've been together for years.
>>378601552
Is she cute
>>378601552
>>378601552
Would you eat her poop
>>378601863
Absolutely, yes, as a button. Her idiosyncratic behavior was heart-melting too.
>>378602369
So you lucked out in finding an autist that is cute? I don't even try anymore and resigned myself to a life of solitude with my 2D.
>>378593260
I definitely picked Kawakami my nigga
>>378601932
We talked online for a really long time as friends. Eventually, chatting became more playful, supportive, and emotional, especially as we bonded over our difficulties and our common views on things. We are both emotional people with keen insights regarding humanity. She was, and is, childlike and in touch with herself, and she had a strong identity. I was figuring myself out more, and was in a state of crisis somewhat.
We eventually met, I fell in love, and the rest is history. We live together and have adjusted in a lot of ways. It's been positive, though tumultuous at times. I didn't really have any relationships before her, and would probably be a wizard if not for her lol.
>>378597643
But Magilou's Japanese voice is way better.
>>378593425
>implying makoto isn't socially retardedI still love her
>>378603064
Same here. Maybe we can meet up and have butt sex
>>378594286
I feel the same with Morgana
>>378603481
Sometimes I think being a fag would be easier. All the fags I know are sluts that fuck a different guy every week. I just want a cute girl to love me and share autistic hobbies with.
>>378596376
>T. Man who married a reclusive NEET. She spoke in a low, quiet growl of sorts until we really knew each other. We met on the net, and the first time I saw her on a webcam she legitimately didn't speak.
Hello clone, how have you been?
>yfw maybe somewhere out there you are someone's key item
>>378603785
My dude! Tell me yer story. I need to know!
>>378603957
you can be mine haha
>>378603064
I was close to that, I swear. I have my own issues that were tough to work through as well.
If you want any help, just be nice and sincere. Care about people genuinely, and be interested in them. Be yourself, but in a way that's sincere and vulnerable and accessible, free of ego, self-pity, and shame. I dunno.
>>378603217
How did you meet in the first place?
>>378593260
Its okay anon, not everyone can have patrician taste, dont feel bad.
>>378604616
>Free of ego, self-pity, and shame
>tfw I haven't even shaved my neckbeard in months and it's not even a full beard
Tbh I have a pretty hard time not being ashamed of my body now without winning the lottery and affording the surgeries I need to not feel ashamed.
>>378603957
this is so much better holy shit
this is the one time I actually wanted japan to do the "cut your hair means character growth" trope
>>378605629
shit taste tbqh
Its funny how the autistic NEET character who doesn't go outside and has trouble speaking to other people is the most endearing female party member despite everyone else have more "experience" than her. Seriously Ann, Makoto and Haru are extremely boring and two dimensional when compared her, I guess the writers really liked Futaba.
>>378593260
I like to date girls who act kinda like a sister to me, whose the best confidant for this?
>>378606607
futaba is a little sister, ann is a same-age sister
>>378594286
I don't know how anyone who played with Japanese voices could stand to not kill themselves yet.
>>378605464
I dunno. It's best to express that shame in an honest and accessible way, while being able to engage with people in other ways so they can get close. People sometimes get defensive, egotistical, or inaccessible due to that shame.
>>378606717
>unironically using the dub
Anon, come on. They let you download the JP audio for free.
>>378606717
>because pic related for Annfags
>>378604742
On a chat room. It was happenstance really, but I also followed up by pursuing more personal communication mediums like facebook n stuff (or msn messenger at the time lol).
>>378603996
>literally meet her on /a/ on New Year's Eve
>start emailing for weeks just shooting the shit
>finally convince her after a few months to start doing voice calls, video calls soon after that
>was rediculously shy and soft spoken and almost couldn't talk to me not using messages/email
>she starts getting romantically attached, I reciprocate because loyal obedient girls are my fetish
>finally get a chance to visit her by taking a 9 hour train ride
>engage in activities together, learn her drive is twice mine
>have her come stay with me about 4-5 months a year now
>opened her up so now she's more well spoken and articulate, less afraid and shy for the most part
That's the condensed version, basically.
>>378594094
>pick ann
>never addressed in hawaii
just date non-party members
>>378606939
Fuck you anoni'm jealous as fuck you're doing good anon
>>378607107
>>never addressed in hawaii
you can go on a date in hawaii with ann if you're dating her
same with kawakami
>>378596376
where did you meet her
there might be hope for me...
I'm currently nearing the end of Sae's Palace. Will I still be able to advance SLs after that?
>not meeting your autistic GF on 4chin
>>378607436
yes
if you want a very mild spoiler about when the game will conclude, the last day for confidants is12/21
>>378607412
I wish you luck anon, I turnded 40 last month and never even been on a date in my life
>>378607623
Is it possible to max out all confidants on first playthrough?
>>378606939
>got kind of motivated from the Amagami Challenge threads on /a/ in older times to try and better myself
>all I've got to show for it after 6 years was one Match.com date that went okay but she never followed up with me afterwards and a Tinder date that I really shouldn't have gone on against my better judgement but I also was looking for an excuse to go to a Nats game and not be a total loser by myself which is where I soon realized why most women take very particular selfies of themselves at certain angles for those sorts of things
blog over
>>378606778
so? they still are vastly inferior to the English dubs.
>>378607749
it's possible but it would require serious optimization and planning from the beginning
it's much easier to do in NG+ because you retain your social stats
>>378593260
>HURR DURR SHE KNOWS HOW TO USE A COMPUTER SO SHE IS AUTIST
That makes all of us autists then.
>>378607253
i mean how she stays in your room
>>378593260
>he doesn't always chose the Aoi Yuuki girl
>>378596316
Fuckin pussy. Way to miss best girl
>>378607679
ive been in a couple relationships, but they ended so soon im a wizard
they both dumped me like right away
>>378607825
stockholm syndrome at its finest
>>378608007
it sure is with you Japanese voice nuts.
>>378608063
nevermind he's just mentally retarded
>>378608160
sounds about right.
>>378607193
Fuck you too anon, I love you.To be fair though it's been a rough time for her since we're still apart and I'm looking for fulltime work etc., shit sucks when you're not togetherBut seriously once you find a woman with a higher sex drive than you you'll realize how weak you are
>>378594094
It never feels natural because all the girls basically force themselves on the MC without him having to do anything.
>>378593865
that's literally wrong but ok
>>378593865
why the fuck would you think that and where did you hear about it?
seeing all these successful NEET romance stories reminds me of my experience that did not have any happy ending
>me and NEET girl meet on steam or something like that (was a long time ago)
>hit it off as friends and we click well
>we start getting closer and caring about one another
>knew she had some issues but so did I so I never judged or pried too much
>things start to develop romantic between us
>I end up joining the service
>she doesn't outright say it but I could tell she wasn't happy
>I come back during my leave and end up seeing her
>we end up having sex and when I have to leave (doesn't matter how much you want to stay when leave is over you go back or your ass is grass)
>she starts crying which ends up breaking my heart
I really do care about her but she just wants to distance herself from everyone now. Doesn't matter that I'm out either.
>>378605464
Unless you're talking about plastic surgery, just eat less shit food and lift weights.
A warning for people that think they can find thier soul mate online.
Just remember a lot of these people you meet online are mentally unstable. My cousin met a girl online and moved from the West Coast to Mid West to be with her. She was apparently bipolar or something. They ended up having 2 kids then she decides she has another person living inside her. Apparently she was a man on the inside so she had to get a sex change. And now my cousin is left with this batshit insane tranny for the rest of his life.
>>378612316
jesus christ
>>378607107
Ann is mostly a friend's somewhat romantic date, needs about rank 8 or so.
Kawakami is lovers only, rank 10 and romantic.
Hifumi and Makoto are friends, rank 5ish I think.
You can tell Hifumi she looks ugly in her bikini, it's pretty funny. But she won't give you the accessory afterwards, so don't do that.
>>378593260
HAAAA
Nice bait.
this is the most degeneate romance in all of p5.
this is coming from a fellow degenerate. before the game came out i had already picked he as best girl, but after playing it, it's clear that she was the little sister, and you should stay away from her.
i upgraded from imouto to fucking my teacher. anyone who picked futaba should be executed
>>378593423
leaf pls go
>>378612874
wtf is a degeneate
>>378612489
>Ann is mostly a friend's somewhat romantic date, needs about rank 8 or so.
What? Her's is probably the most romantic Hawaii date.
>>378593865
No, but I expect to see the same post with the same image in every other Persona 5 thread.
>>378606717
Because all of the japanese VA actors are in the A tier list.
>>378594094
To be fair, Joker is the best looking guy out of all persona series MC. Heck even I fell for him and I can't even touch him.
>>378612874
>not wanting to fuck your sister
lmao what a gay
>>378612281
Nah it's stuff that has no cure except surgery.
>>378606754
I only know how to self-deprecate, through humor or otherwise.
>378612874
Nice bait fag
>>378606939
>>378603217
Stories like these make me feel like there could be a chance for me to find the same thing, and then I think that it could never happen and get more depressed
>romancing futaba
sorry, I'm not a siscon
>>378607891
>best girl
>Ann
Pick one
Ann is only interesting during the first palace, they droped the character really hard after that, even her SL is retarded shit.
>>378613393
>Makoto continues being a Mitsuru wannabe
>>378615690
>yfw Makoto and Haru are just Mitsuru split into two
>>378607749
It's quite difficult without a guide, but it's not nearly as difficult as it was in P4 or especially P3 if you max out Kawakami (which will let you call her for a massage which will let you do stuff at night after going to Mementos or a Palace) and get Chihaya to 7, which will let you ask her to raise a Confidant's affinity points (which doesn't take time) so that you waste less time hanging out with people without advancing their link. There's also a lot more links available at night.
In NG+ its virtually guaranteed unless you just blatantly waste time doing nothing since you keep your social stats, which will allow you to do shit like start Iwai's Confidant after Madarame's Palace and do Haru's link as soon as it opens.
>>378613308
Makoto date is exactly the same nigger
>>378607845
Anon the whole point of her arc and her Confidant is that she has legitimate brain problems. Also if it's worth anything her English VA voiced her as if she was autistic
>>378593260
Bet you're a Makoto fag
>>378615958
>>378607831
are you guys serious? i just finished the game blind and maxxed all the confidants on my first try. of course i got my last one on 12/21 ( avoided makoto becuase her and her story is boring). isn't it just looking at the map everyday to look for blue cards?
>>378594094
so is the true patrician's taste abstinence then?
Oh good a waifu thread, so I just finished the game and went with Makoto. First time I played for 14 hours in one sitting in years.
Anyways, I hope they make Sae available in whatever re-release they're probably already planning since after her dungeon she's perfect, and I say that as a Makotofag.
Also they should definitely add some events between Christmas and March, or let you take that trip with your friends.
>>378616163
Think again
>>378607891
Ann feels a lot more like a friend to me than a gf, I always thought that she would go together better with Ryuji orShiho
>>378616181
>avoided makoto becuase her and her story is boring
You didn't maxed all then
>>378597515
No way in hell Futaba would use an iPhone
>>378616181
It's a lot easier to max out all confidants first try in P5, compared to P3 which was essentially impossible without strictly following a guide, but if this is your first Persona game then it's easy to be inefficient with your time and do stuff like spend too many days in Palaces or put off starting the Sun link for a few months.
>avoided Makoto
then you didn't max out all of the confidants you retard
>>378616315
i literally did her last. i dont know why you wouldn't believe me. of course i did her story when nothing else was available.
>>378616218
>call futa autist
>pick kawakami
Kek, that idiot goes into porn biz to pay for some leechers
I really hope that Crimson or whatever gives Haru a lot more time and significance, I love her as a character and I had a hard time choosing between her and Futaba but she comes so late that she doesn't really get to do much. Meanwhile in P4 Naoto also came pretty late but she was involved in the plot as early as Kanji's arc.
>>378611965
The first 4 lines are how I met a NEET friend sadly when she introduced me to herNeogaf friendsthey didn't like me for whatever reason especially this 30 year old guy she knew and started talking to me less and less since then to the point where we only talk once every few months or when her friends aren't talking about anything interesting
FUTABA IS FOR AUTISTS
Futaba means dick girl
which means futaba fans love flappy pennis.
>>378616787
Futaba's name is a reference to Futaba channel, an otaku image imageboard
>>378616787
yeah but it's a feminine penis so it isn't gay
>>378594286
>>378603482
BONAFIED MONAFIED
>>378595049
Yeesh
Let's keep 2D in 2D, for everyone's sake
>>378616735
>Neogaf friends
Well, no surprise neofags want to make everyone life miserable
>>378616260
Ann's love for Shiho is pure.
>>378616735
The guy probably wanted her and you were getting in the way.
>>378617252
Nah, both are Kamoshida's used goods
>>378603710
Anon, I would go gay for a cute guy that I can play vidya with.
>>378617412
False, Ann is pure. Unless joker got her.
>locked inside a room somewhere is your soulmate
>you will never discover them in a chatroom
>>378617412
>>378617252
This wouldn't be the first time that Nana Mizuki showed a rape victim what love is
>>378617252
And yuri is the purest form of love
>>378595120
>>378598481
Literally me
t. depressed assburger
>>378616787
>FUTABA IS FOR AUTISTS
Thanks Atlus, you sure know how to pander
>>378595151
>immediately makes it about sex
I'm glad you didn't desu
>>378597528
Saved
>>378617767
>tfw my soul mate is either shitposting on 4chanor ACTUALLY PLAYING VIDYAright now
SMELLY
>>378621337
>1337
Impressive
>>378621337