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>It's e3 >Nintendo Spotlight is streaming >pic

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>It's e3
>Nintendo Spotlight is streaming
>pic related occurs

What happens next that would create the biggest buzz?
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>>378572536
A dark screen with some woman doing a monologue.
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>>378572536
Mario in smash4switch
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I dont care about Nintendo. Only thing im looking forward to regarding E3 is probably cringe compilations.
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>>378572536
Animal Crossing Switch
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Bayonotta 3
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>>378572702
Go back to watching let's plays on YouTube, faggot.
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*team ninja logo appears*
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>>378572536
Smash bros Deluxe
Senran Kagura Beach Splash for Switch
Pokémon Remake
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>>378572536
Life Will Change starts playing
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Half-Life 3
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>>378572536
Ports. Seriously they only need to show ports for them to "win" with the Nintendo crowd.
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>>378573009
low quality b8. at least be somewhat creative with it mongoloid
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>>378572536
Metroid Switch
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MHXX Switch version announced to the west and possibly released at the same time as in Japan is all I want.
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>>378572536
Melee HD. There is literally no other correct answer.
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>>378573120
>Nintendo hasn't made a single good game since the Gameboy color
>implying they ever made good games
they should have stuck to hanafuda cards.
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>>378573097
he posts the same image in every switch thread, it's pretty amusing after a while
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/filename/1486517144375.png/
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>>378572536
>sony ceo announces shutting everything down and that wintendo has won the console war
>sonybros on suicide watch
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>>378573120
>Pokemon gold and silver was the last good Nintendo game
That's not Breath of the Wild
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>>378572536
They show off a new peripheral, the Switchboard(successor of the Wii Balance Board), and show off all the workout titles Ubisoft intends to release for it. The device consists of a platform with a beveled bottom, and a dock on the upper surface for the Switch itself so it can use its gyroscopic sensors to determine which way the board is titling.
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>>378572536
Switchax
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>"her story" port
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>>378572536
they are discounting support for the switch and pushing a new console.
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>>378573120
Not that i hate Nintendo. I do enjoy MH and such, but im not that big of a fan that im gonna buy a Switch or Wii.

In honesty i would like E3 2017 to be about new exciting IPs. Not "we're gonna remake, remaster HD and sequel numbers 10 to this game because you all loved it so much 10 - 15 years ago!".
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>>378572536
>pic related occurs
I close the stream.
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Metal gear solid 6 and new silent hills game, Switch exclusives.
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>>378572813
Neck yourself, nintendownie
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Dark Souls I-III Collection with all DLC, 1080p 60fps. Screencap this.
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>>378573550
>Meh it's a 7.5/10 game
Describe precisely why the game deserves 7.5/10 instead of 0/10.
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There is literally nothing Nintendo could ever announce that will get me give them a fucking penny after the constant stream of bullshit they've been pulling for the past decade.

It's fucking pathetic.
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>>378573120
>I only care about real Companies like Sony
>i say as i post in a nintendo thread
autism at its finest
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Metroid. No chance it'd be good, but the internet would be set on fire.
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>new pokemon game
>new megas
>mega flygon.
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Skies of Arcadia 2

New wrestling series with original characters on the Fight for New York engine

Exclusive baseball game that isn't Mario or some shit like The Bigs
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>>378573758
To your credit, the internet was set ablaze with Federation Force's reveal
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Waverace

dubstep version of this starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRKVZ18A9UQ
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>>378573120
yeah sony will probably be the cringiest for the 8th year in a row now
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>>378573795
>new rehash of last game with a 20% difference
i can't wait!
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>>378573009
>Also the biggest announcement at the Sony conference will be Monster hunter 5 and Bloodborne 2
Nice rehashes lol
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>>378574002
>more than half the pokemon in the national dex were missing in sun/moon.
>20%
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>>378572536
Breath of the wild 2.
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>>378573953
Please refrain from reviewing games you haven't played, thank you.
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>>378573305
>5 pages
Jesus
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>>378574212
i meant gameplay wise dipshit
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>mfw summer hasn't even started and there's already toxic levels of shitposting going on
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They announce Civ5 for the Nintendo Switch and a push to bring it into their line up of eSport games alongside Arms and Splatoon
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>>378574309
>>mfw summer hasn't even started
???
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>>378573009
>BOTW
>blunder
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>>378574309
Name 1 (one) day of the year where there isn't toxic levels of shitposting on /v/
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>>378574416
Sony drones seem to be oddly fixated on Nintendo...
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>>378574435
>???
During the summer all the underageb&'s are out of school, meaning that console wars and shitposting are at an all time high.
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>>378574592
that's not the reason for the question marks i'm not a newfag. Summer has already started anon since like, mid may
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>>378572724
this
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>biggest buzz
define buzz

a proper Metroid if we're going with fan reaction. Pokemon switch/Animal crossing switch for sales
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>>378573009
>Bloodborne 2
oh great another edgy darksouls rehash with the depth of a puddle
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>>378572536
How about actually having third party games to justify buying the console in the first place?
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>>378573009
>>378573550
>>378573953
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>>378572536
Miyamoto sex tape
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>>378575045
Zeldi is cute! CUTE!
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>>378572680
Underrated post.
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>>378575170
low tier b8.
either that or you've never seen a playstation 2 before
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>>378575038
>Implying
The fact that they're still making consoles after two train wrecks in a row is evidence that Nintendo will keep shitting out crappy waggle gimmicks until they go under. They refuse to adapt like Sega did, and the sad part is the Dreamcast was actually pretty good for it's time.
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>>378575038
If Nintendo dies, Gaming dies. Just think about it.
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Reasonably? SM port or new AC. Maybe Metroid.

All I want to see is details on the Kirby fighting game and FE16. Anything else is extra.
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>>378575336
>>378575463
omfg being this assblasted must be a total shitshow in your pants anon.
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>>378574895
I never understood why these neckbeard Sonygers gush over the bland Souls and Bloodborne shit.
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>>378575336
Can't argue with that.

Can't argue over false facts.
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>Audrey gets on a stage
>Fully naked, her massive mammaries out for us to see
>gets on all fours
>a dog gets on top of her and starts fucking her like a piston
>As she is cumming she moans: "animal crossing is coming to switch"
Then a trailer for the new animal crossing, including waifuism and the ability to get married and have kids
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>>378575038
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>>378575038
>he still makes NINTENDOOMED posts in 2017
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>>378575170
stay mad sony pony.
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>>378574309
My younger brother and all of his friends got out last week. Summer has begun in earnest
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>>378575743
B-but S-Sony always w-wins! It's not fair!
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>>378575336
Nice pasta
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>>378575603
looking at this MS paint image has really changed my mindset anon!
>>378575336
>being this mad about something you aren't going to buy
literal autism
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>>378575660
Sonygers should honestly be ip banned for supporting Sony even now they continue to ruin other entertainment mediums like the movies
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>From the creators of Dark Souls
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>Super mediocre comic art of Bill Trinen trying to get the show together with Regiie Progressively breating down his neck more as everything goes wrong
>Suddenly he falls to the floor and screeches "HEEELP!"
>Three Snazzy dressed men enter the scene and begin dancing to Walkie Talkie man
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>>378572536
>What happens next that would create the biggest buzz?

Anything. It could be DLC for Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, a port of Smash, or more amiibo. Switch owners will cry tears of joy over whatever scraps Nintendo feeds them.
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>>378576454
40 million to go is soon? They had to release a version with updated hardware too, PS4 Pro shouldn't even count to that.
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>>378576556
I literally only bought the Switch for Xenoblade, as I did with the WiiU, as I did with the PS4 for Bloodborne, every other game is just fluff.
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>>378576885
>literally only bought the Switch for Xenoblade, as I did with the WiiU, as I did with the PS4 for Bloodborne

literally me, feels good to not be underage with no money
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>>378574501
You're right, but it's out of control right now. Normally there's only a few threads with shitposting, now it's every single thread.
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>>378573984
Wtf? Delete this NOW!!!!!!
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I just want a new Animal Crossing.
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>>378576208

Sonyshits are confirmed the worst fanbase on /v/ considering they actively hate/attack everyone who plays games not on a Sony system. They support draconian DRM on PC and actively wish every single other method for gaming collapses so their dream of a rootkit infused Sony Monopoly can come to fruition. Just the most shameless anti-consumer corporate ball washing you can imagine, it's revolting to be honest.
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>>378572536
Megaman and Samus appear back to back.
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>>378577480
>megaman

no thank you
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>New Retro Studios project is Metroid Switch, would be cool with 3D prime like game or 2.5D sidescroller.
>F-Zero GX HD on switch with online multiplayer. 60 FPS. Nuff said.
>Animal Crossing Switch - supports 4 local players in one village, or online mode. Not sure what would make this unique compared to the 3DS version. Maybe joycon controls for fishing and catching bugs?
>Virtual console, GameCube library would be neat.
>a good online service with cloud saving and leaderboards, chat rooms etc. Better account services.
>Pikmin 4 - have four players in local or online multiplayer
>a good Mario Party. Have online and local multiplayer with traditional board and minigames. No car bs.

I don't expect smash 4 Deluxe or smash 5. It's too early. Might see smash 4 Deluxe next year though.
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>>378572536

>Nintendo
>From Software
>The Mysterious Murasame Castle
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>>378577683
I hope this is Sarcasm
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>>378577683

This isn't 2001 anymore, that ship sailed once the PS3 humiliated the company and 90% of everything that isn't 1st party is multiplat.
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>>378577451
This is also reflected in the E3 report cards:
Nintendo fan:
>Nintendo show hype level: 8/10
>Sony show hype level: 6-7/10

Sony fan:
>Sony show hype level: 8-9/10
>Nintendo show hype level: 0-1/10
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>>378577612
(You) have shit tastes.
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>>378578373
nah I like megaman but there just doesn't need to be any more of him, especially not with metroid
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>>378574720
Every game on consoles is made for kids, anon, we just try to ignore it
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Melee HD would be godlike, and a GC adapter
Just don't do anything stupid, like remove wavedashing and L-canceling. Buff lower tiers but don't touch top 8. Add in a Fire Emblem stage. Perfect game.
Also anyone got a non-mediafire link for 20XX 4.06
Mediafire is the slowest fucking shit
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>>378578903
Implying any exclusive Nintendo owner is even interested in HZD. Honestly, why do the Sony fellators cling so hard to it? I have a PS4 and I don't have any interest in it, it looks like the same open world craft and explore bullshit that has been recycled for the past 4 years.
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>>378579115
this looks like a newgrounds game
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>>378578771
Except based sony, nindownies just jealous that sony always win. nintbabbies btfo.

>>378579206
Implying they not fucking obsess with sony, srsly they shit up every horizon thread.
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>>378578903
Nice list of (You)s you got there, samefag
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>>378579115
>Bowser Jr.
Dropped
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>>378579669
>jealous of no games

But why?
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>>378573009
>If I keep posting it, it will eventually come true
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>>378572536
>What happens next that would create the biggest buzz?
it'd be negative buzz, but an announcement that they are canceling switch production to ramp WiiU production back up.
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>>378575038
They would just go all in on mobile gaming.
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>>378579908
>>378579781
>>378579686
Fact #1: Switch sales are bullshit, having sold less units than the PS4 at release, in the same timeframe.

Fact #2: Switch demand is bullshit. Nintendo is literally holding units back from retailers so that you purposely walk into the store, don't get one, and think it must be the next hot item that you just have to have, creating fake consumer interest and hype.

Fact #3: Zelda sales are bullshit, selling less on both WiiU + Switch combined than Horizon: Zero Dawn, a fucking new brand new IP. Even accounting for the fact that there aren't many Switch/WiiU owners, this is fucking sad.

Fact #4: The specs are bullshit. Slightly more powerful than an Xbox 360, has trouble running a fucking flagship launch title that was 6 years in development.

Fact #5: The support is bullshit. The console is too weak to receive quality ports and multiplat titles from more powerful competing consoles, yet development costs are too high to encourage handheld and mobile devs to jump on board. Don't try shilling a few solitary developers who've "pledged their support", might I remind you of the WiiU?

Fact #6: The prices are bullshit. The console is being sold at $300 + tax, which doesn't even include the cost of a much-needed SD card, all for a console with last-gen specs. Add to this the roughly $80~90 joycons and myriad other overpriced accessories.

Fact #7: The games are bullshit. One single hyped title that is also available on WiiU, and a few shovelware games and ports. Nothing on the horizon except yet another Mario game and a few sequels.
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>>378573186
agreed
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>>378580026
(You)
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>>378580026
this, nintshits are so pathetic omg, cant wait for ninfailure E3 cringe compilation LMAO!
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i know some games recently have been garbage cough *federation force but i think if they can make a good game it could revive the franchise like other m DONE FUCKING WELL
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>>378573930

This would get me to buy a switch desu
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>>378580006
hi guys! i'm visiting /v/ for the first time since it's almost summer and i'll be on vacation soon. can you tell me, are the posts here always this bad?
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>>378572536

>"Deep into that Darkness peering...
>long I stood there...
>Wondering...
>Fearing...
>Doubting..."
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>>378574895
I don't understand why people pretend Mario and most Nintenbros aren't casual and cshallow. They foam at the mouths at the mention of FIFA, Madden, and Cowadoody, and SFV when those games actually require more skills than Mario Striker, Splatoon, and ARMS.
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>>378580371
Nincucks can't handle depth, is why they play gay baby shit like mario and failtoon.

Just play actual adult game bros, they actually have depth.
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>>378580006
[le citation needed meemee]
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>>378580006
>Fact #3: Zelda sales are bullshit, selling less on both WiiU + Switch combined than Horizon: Zero Dawn, a fucking new brand new IP. Even accounting for the fact that there aren't many Switch/WiiU owners, this is fucking sad.

>Sonybros still pushing this "units shipped = sales" mentality.

Sony always tries to pull this shit when something they dumped a shitload of money into underperforms. They used this same kind of misleading logic to "prove" that Ghostbusters 2016 wasn't a colossal failure.

Sony can barely keep afloat as a company right now, let alone sink Nintendo.
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>start a thread about nintendo intended for nintendo senpaitachi for theories about nintendo
>other consoleposters swoop in and tell everyone to fuck off even though the thread isn't about them
>anons take the bait anyways
Why does this always happen on /v/?
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>>378580806
Fucking google it retard shit.
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>>378580845
because ninqueers are cancerose and shittendo will go bankrupt. sony always win.
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>>378572536
Herro everyone....
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>>378580006
>posting a copy pasta list of lies
>FOR THE 2nd time in this thread

Why are people desperate to hate on a company they all say is inferior and dead
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>>378580371
Never said that Mario and friends was not casual.
Every Sony fan acts like Bloodborn is the second coming of Jesus despite the fact its drak souls with a different coat of paint.
Even worse is that they think that Horizon was better then BoTW. (I've played both and Horizon still falls flat) and that was an easy 7 out of 10 its not the best Zelda game that everyone trys to sell it as.
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>>378573120
>This. I only care about real Companies like Nintendo etc.
>Sony hasn't made a single good game since the Play station. EINHÄNDER was the last good Sony game
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Fact #1: Switch sales are bullshit, having sold less units than the PS4 at release, in the same timeframe.

Fact #2: Switch demand is bullshit. Nintendo is literally holding units back from retailers so that you purposely walk into the store, don't get one, and think it must be the next hot item that you just have to have, creating fake consumer interest and hype.

Fact #3: Zelda sales are bullshit, selling less on both WiiU + Switch combined than Horizon: Zero Dawn, a fucking new brand new IP. Even accounting for the fact that there aren't many Switch/WiiU owners, this is fucking sad.

Fact #4: The specs are bullshit. Slightly more powerful than an Xbox 360, has trouble running a fucking flagship launch title that was 6 years in development.

Fact #5: The support is bullshit. The console is too weak to receive quality ports and multiplat titles from more powerful competing consoles, yet development costs are too high to encourage handheld and mobile devs to jump on board. Don't try shilling a few solitary developers who've "pledged their support", might I remind you of the WiiU?

Fact #6: The prices are bullshit. The console is being sold at $300 + tax, which doesn't even include the cost of a much-needed SD card, all for a console with last-gen specs. Add to this the roughly $80~90 joycons and myriad other overpriced accessories.

Fact #7: The games are bullshit. One single hyped title that is also available on WiiU, and a few shovelware games and ports. Nothing on the horizon except yet another Mario game and a few sequels.
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>>378582668
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>>378574309
>he believes in summer
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIR75CASUR0

F: How’s the compatibility with Platinum Games?
AI: “I think it’s good. We’ve also already declared we’re going to participate. During the announcement event of Nintendo Switch, there’s the Platinum Games logo showing up secretly.’
F: Is something happening?
AI: "We’re creating it, you know. I think it’s going to be interesting.”
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>>378577717
this, all I want are a new* F-Zero and another Metroid Prime
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>>378582668
Sometimes when I see this post, I think that maybe it isn't ironic.

http://www.gonintendo.com/stories/281344-industry-wide-component-shortage-forces-nintendo-to-battle-other
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>>378582668
This, Sony always win
The winner of E3 2017 will be Sony, Microsoft will be nr2 (only because of Scorpio), Nintendo will be Nr 3, what a trash company
Sony always win
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>>378582963
F-Zero is never coming, Nintendo doesn't think they can outdo GX, the team that made GX now makes only Yakuza games year after year.

Metroid Prime is.
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>Monster hunter 5
>Bloodborne 2
>Final fantasy VIII (8) remake
>PSP3 announcement
Sony will win this E3
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>>378582996
This,
fuck losertendo, they lose nr90000 at e3 while sony win nr1, cos sony always win, its truth
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>>378583151
>Sony will win this
Anon... Sony Always win, no exceptions
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Tfw Nintendo will soon be owned by Sony. Best timeline
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I made a post a couple days ago asking which of the three consoles I should invest in. It was unanimously ps4, but 90% of them didn't have this level of toxicity towards other consoles. It's almost funny.
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>>378577931
It's two a.m and I'm crying because this will never happen. Thanks buddy
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>>378573009
Sun and moon were the fastest selling Pokemon games numb nuts
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>>378572536
Fade out and in on the Half-Life logo.
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>>378584029
It was also last years top selling game, I'd hardly say that's irrelevant.
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>>378582668
>I POSTED IT AGAIN
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>>378584029
It's the pokemon version of Sonic 06. It sold great, but was still shit
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So is this the hourly consolewar shitposting thread?
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>>378574116
define shovelware
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>>378584597
Every Nintendo game or hardware thread is always under constant attack.
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>>378584824
For good reasons, fuck kiketendo
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>>378582668
>Which doesn't include the cost of a much-needed SD card
everytime.
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>>378584824
People think Sonyga/v/ is a fucking meme, but it isn't. It's real. Sony is a living, breathing cancer in basically the entire gaming community, not just on 4chan.
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>>378585079
That's because Sony and Playstation is the best thing in gaming
Sony always win
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>>378585272

>proving his point
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>>378585272
Good job proving his point.
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>>378585587
Are you meming or are you actually being serious
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>>378584397
What? S&M are generally regarding as extremely good thanks to providing an actual challenge and doing something different
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This fucking thread.

I own every Nintendo and Sony console ever made, and I never understood why the Sony fanbase was considered worse than the awful PC only fags on this board but now I get it

You sony-only poorfags are sad, sad little creatures. I bet you're all Brazilian or Canadian
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>>378585272
I think you meant to say the most casual gamers in gaming.
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>>378573284
>They shouldve stuck to hanafuda cards.
>i say about the company that is the reason gaming still exists
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>>378586572
>a fucking leaf
Don't even try to pretend. When we were /int/ for a day, all of our shitposters were confirmed to be Brazilian, English or Canadian

Also I've been to Toronto airport 4 times now and each time I was treated rudely by the staff. Fucking Canadians.
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>>378586324
girl fetiches

noo....that look more like a muppet fetiches...man nintloser are wired, cos they fap to ugly nintendo girls which look like retard muppets..
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>>378585079
It's a meme anon
It's shitposting
I shitpost the switch and all it's excessive ports and I'm a pcbro
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>>378587043
Only middle schoolers are sad enough to shitpost on an anonymous message board

You must be 18 or older to post.
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>>378587209
>y-y-you're underage
Funny coming from a nintendo-fag
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>>378587329
Oh look, he's triggered.

Definitely Canadian. Get a life.
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>>378587484
>get a life
>posting on /v/
I'm starting to think you're trying to reach new levels of irony
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>>378587586
At least I want to talk about my hobby.

Go shitpost on shitpost-approved boards like /b/ or /tv/
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>>378587329
What do real men and adult gamers play?
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>>378587329
Oh look, you're proving his point. Only edgy pre-teens think things like Pixar or Nintendo are for kids only.

Don't worry, when you're older you'll learn that people can like things that you don't like
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>>378587767
If you want to talk about your hobby in a hugbox just go to reddit anon. I'm talking about video games too, just because I think the switch is shitty doesn't mean I'm going to silence myself
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Real talk.
Why do numales love Zelda so much? No-one else does, it's 100% numales. Out of the guys, atleast. I guess "quirky" gamer girls "like" Zelda, too.
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>>378572536
The Nintendo event ends right after the switch logo.
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>>378572536
>Switch is canceled
>Nintendo now exclusively makes games for the pc.
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>>378572536
Retro studios
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>>378587892
>>378587939
It's a joke because of the association of Nintendo games. Especially because insulting someone's age is usually prevalent in those who are insecure of their own. Just think of all the underage people that use the insult "kid" and the like
I actually own a WiiU and am comfortable playing whatever game I want, kiddie or not. Just poking fun at the idea of a nintendo-drone questioning others age
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>>378586013
>provides actual challenge
Nigger are you mentally retarded to where you though S&M were hard at all?
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>>378587986
Shitposting is not giving your opinion, retard. All it is is throwing a tantrum because someone likes something you don't like

You'll figure this all out sometime in high school, like the rest of us
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>>378574309
Summer never ends on /v/.
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>>378573009
>234 results
https://boards.4tan.org/v/search/image/JuyuBs20_R7a-yUvr6WzxQ/
Why do people keep replying to this loser? He literally has no life
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>>378588260
You still haven't given me any reason to believe you're old enough to be posting on this board.
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>>378588532
Damn. That's just sad.

>>378588372
I mean, it wasn't megaten but i actually had trouble with a few battles for the first time since playing the original blue version as a little kid
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>>378588260
>I was just poking fun at the idea of a nintendo-drone questioning others age
>insulting someone's age is usually prevalent in those who are insecure of their own

Hmm
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>>378588581
What do you want me to do anon? Post my birth certificate?
Sure, I could just tell you that I'm a 21 year old biochemistry student but you wouldn't believe me
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>>378588532
At this point it isn't even bait.
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>>378572536
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>>378573276
new Melee-like smash
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>>378588790
You're not intelligent enough to be doing biochemistry. Go shitpost somewhere else /b/-tard
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@378588013
Real talk
What do you get from posting this? Nobody else does, it's always 100% desperate contrarians
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>>378588751
>I was just poking fun at the idea of a nintendo-drone questioning others age
>insulting someone's age is usually prevalent in those who are insecure of their own
>Hmm
Hmm
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tfw you only buy nintendo consoles for 1 game of your liking and hope they go out of the console market so you dont have to buy their shitty overpriced hardware
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>>378573550
>7.5/10
>Not capable of being described as "good"
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>>378573009
BEGONE BARNEYFAG
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ITT: Proof that cancer spreads and appears just when you think it's gone.
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The fuck is wrong with sonygge rs
Are they mentally ill?
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>>378573550
t.triggered horizon fag
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>>378583810
Nintendo is worth more than Sony tho.
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>>378572536
Pic related, followed by collective groans when it turns out to be some stupid spinoff.
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>>378589113
Fact #8: You suck dicks for a living.
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Some of the worst bait I've ever seen ITT
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>>378588928
>tfw to intelligent to shitpost on /v/
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>>378574501
this one day when 4chan was offline
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>>378589113
you do realize the Switch launched in March where as the PS4 launched during the holiday season, right?

Or has your rampant fanboyism blinded you to economics.
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>>378589104
Look at this m88
>>378589113
He's posted it four times in this thread, as if it was proof of anything at all.
Imagine awaiting for greatness since 2014, and then the game of the decade comes out in another console, they're broken anon, they're having meltdowns and shit.
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>>378588981
>being poor
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>>378589113
>guys! I posted it again! Will you let me into r/truesony now??
also most of these points are completely false. And why do you need an SD card if you're buying physical?
>>
>biggest buzz
Console based pokemon game
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>>378589113
Fact #1: This is the 4th time in this thread Sony Defense Force shills has posted this list of lies in this thread
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>>378589297
The fuck is horizon?

The only games with a shot at goty are Zelda, persons 5 and Nier automata
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>>378589259
nigger i have bought every single handheld from nintendo, the only one i refuse to buy is the switch so far, but that doesn't excuse their pisspoor quality and graphics on the switch.
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@378589423
You desperately want this but I'm not giving it to you
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WWHD & TPHD switch editions, $20 each. Maybe a port of that fire emblem/SMT idol battle game, Probably a new fire emblem. One new IP. A new 2d metroid, maybe with a "twist" like making it a roguelite.

Third party wise... i guess a new souls or souls like game, built using the other games assets, but with modifications to suit the Switch. Probably throw in some kind of Zelda items. Obligatory call of duty, MAYBE a GTAV port.

Best thing Nintendo can do is fill out their switch line up with WiiU titles that people missed because they didn't buy that console.
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>>378589490
>@
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>>378589423
I would honestly rather play FIFA or CoD than the weeb shit single player RPGs you guys guzzle by the gallon. How are you not tired of playing movies/dating sims?
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SeptemVer!!
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@378589643
You want some (You)s too, don'tcha
Too bad
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>>378589579
Wii U titles would be nice but that's only 3 games, not exactly a compelling roster.
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@378589643
Its a way to reply to a post without giveing someone the satisfaction of a (you)
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@378589805
(You)
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>>378589235
>excuses
See, Nintendo isn't as good as you thought was it?

Horizon Zero Dawn is a brand new IP and it completely smashed the shit out of Botw's release.
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>>378572536
Metroid by From Software.
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>>378574720
Yeah play games for adults. Real adults sit on their asses all day playing mature video games kid. I love my body pillow wife
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>>378589643
He's a noob.
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>>378589490
You know we have no idea who you're talking about, right?
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>>378589919
Whatever helps you sleep at night kiddo

Just never pursue a career in economics
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>>378590343
Except for the person he quoted anon just look for the post number with ctrl+f if you're so interested in what shitpost got denied his (You)
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>>378589643
He's jewing a poor anon out of his (you)'s
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>>378572536
Smash exclusive

Harvest Moon exclusive

Monster Hunter exclusive
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>>378589919
>le open world adventure with RPG elements #28846 maymay
>new intellectual property
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>>378590956
It's funny because you can use that to describe BoTW too
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>>378574592
Someone post the moot picture showing how this literally doesn't happen.
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>>378591336
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>>378591067
But BotW is a legit GOTY candidate. Horizon is just another rehashed open world assassins template with an added blowing grass simulator
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>>378591336
You mean the picture where he is confirming traffic is higher in the summer?
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>nintendo at E3
lol
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>>378591517
Id say goty is a mix up between botw, p5, and nier so far. nier being the (sadly) clear loser of the three.
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>>378588246
this

I also highly doubt that whatever they're working on is Metroid or DK
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>>378572536
Kek nothing, Sony is going to win this e3 like always
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>>378591767
This, Sony always win
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>>378591767
>sees pic

Holy shit guys, Sony won!
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GGUUUYSS SONY WIN THE E3 AGAIN?? BECAUSE PS4 PRO AND ANOTHER DELAYEDS GAEMS TRAILERS
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>>378591767
>he posted it again
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@378591767
>image gets deleted
>posts it again
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>>378592212
Ofc, the truth needs to come out.
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>>378572536
The biggest buzz? Donald Trump walks out, screams that he was only pretending to be retarded, but he is actually a black woman in disguise, and strips naked, then slits his/her throat on stage screaming Allahu Akbar! And Putin fucks the corpse while everyone watches.

You asked for the biggest buzz right?
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>>378591767
Okay, this is getting blatantly pathetic.
>>378592442
>that image
>truth

A blunder would be something so much of a failure, both financially AND in the eyes of the fans, that the company itself considers it, as the definition of blunder says, a completely idiotic mistake.

3 million sales in one month is not an idiotic mistake.
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>>378575864
2 great games
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>>378573330
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>>378592886
Well, it is that time /v/ see you come August once all this summer is gone. Been a good 16-17 shit posting with all of you.
>>
kingdom hearts 1&2 pack

kingdom hearts 3 launches on switch first


i think that would be the scenario that would cause the most commotion, nothing could top that short of pokemon mmo, half life 3/portal 3, a good metroid or a price reduction to $100 dollars, in order of likelyness to occur
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>>378591767
Ô Canada!
Terre de nos aïeux,
Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux!
Car ton bras sait porter l'épée,
Il sait porter la croix!
Ton histoire est une épopée
Des plus brillants exploits.
Et ta valeur, de foi trempée,
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.
>>378593094
He has been posting this since January..
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>>378572536
New Ace Attorney would make me switch my pants. IF an english version is promised.
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>>378593151
>kingdom hearts 3 launches on switch first
Jesus christ, the Bayonetta butthurt would be nothing compared to this
Imagine all the people who bought a PS3 and a PS4 to play KH3 learning of this
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>>378591767
>"Sony is going to win this e3 like always"
>"always"
RIIIIIDGE RACER
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>>378593373
God I miss 2006
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>>378591767
>>378591767
>like always
>>
It's fucking hilarious that Horizon Zero dawn sold more than Botw did on both consoles, even with all that advertising budget and a Superbowl commercial, Sony still won.
What a fucking sad state Nintendo is in.
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So this about what would bring the most hype here and possibly overall

But what games do you think Nintendo is gonna bring that they'll posture as their "big reveals"?

>Mario + Rabbids
>Pikmin 4
>[Splatoon 2 marketing]
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>>378594224
D-delete this!
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>378593568
Same, buddy.
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>>378594426
is this all you post
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>>378594684
E3 2006
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>>378594224
http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/21/zelda-breath-of-the-wild-outsells-horizon-zero-dawn-in-us-6588583/
http://www.mcvuk.com/news/read/zelda-breath-of-the-wild-beats-horizon-zero-dawn-to-no-1-in-japan/0179885
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>>378586013
>doing something different
Only different thing that was good was rideable Pokemon. Everything else about the game was straight garbage
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>>378595484
Fake news.
Those sources are just as reliable as Nintendo Life.
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>>378595516
>MUHHH DRONE
lol
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>>378595731
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>>378594435
Some eShop games they'll tart up as being good. P2Win Luigi's Mansion mobileshit if previous titles like kirby are any indication.
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>>378572536
Why is there like five 'what do you want to see at Nintendo's E3' threads? Are you all that insecure of their presentation being shit or you're just bracing yourselves for dissapointment?
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>>378575713
I would buy a switch that day.
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>>378596017
Because e3 is like a week away...

?

Does /v/ hate games?
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>>378597142
We dont have 'what do you want to see at sony/microsoft/pc conferences' threads or at least not five on the catalog at all times, also take your spacing back to reddt where you came from
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>>378573067
i might kill myself
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>>378597295
Because in house devs for each of those companies are complete shit? We already know CoD/FIFA/Madden are a thing.
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>>378598058
>Because in house devs for each of those companies are complete shit?
Then why have these threads for Nintendo then?
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>>378598301
Nintendo is one of the better devs in the industry. 99% of the best titles on a Nintendo system are developed by Nintendo. Did you not know this?
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>>378598564
>Nintendo is one of the better devs in the industry.
>99% of the best titles on a Nintendo system are developed by Nintendo
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>>378573930
waverace is confirmed dead brah

http://alwaysnintendo.com/discover-the-lost-wave-race-wii-sequel/
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>>378598691
That was not "x therefore y" reasoning. It was two separate reasons why Nintendo e3s threads show up more often.
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>>378598908
>check Unseen64 video
>"Liam Robertson"
fake news
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>>378599057
>It was two separate reasons why Nintendo e3s threads show up more often.
Or maybe because the most of the latest Nintendo E3s and directs have been so poor fans will cling to any hope that will get one like the one in 2014
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>>378572536
From Software logo followed by entire Souls series including Demon Souls getting HD current gen releases exclusive to switch.
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>>378579115
i don't care if Jr. Troopa is supposed to appear later in this fanmake nor it's trying to be a Paper Mario game by Wii-era modern Nintendo

Bowser Jr. is REALLY unneeded
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>>378580218
>people want Metroid 5, 15 years waiting
>nonono, let's do more shitty 3D games
especially with "retrying" Other M

mind pissing off
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>>378573385
>this could happen
Pls God no
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>>378589931
redpill me on Nebula: Echonight
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>>378588878
I doubt it. It's just to much pressure.
>>
VR headset for the Switch. You slide the console into the headset and play with the controllers that were designed with haptic feedback because this was the gameplay style it was always intended for. All switch games are VR compatible including breath of the wild and Mario Odyssey.
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>>378599290
Is this your swerve? Yup, swerve.
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>>378600498
>didnt deny my statement
as always im right
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>>378572536
Take your pick between:

>Pokemon Switch, with demo being released after the announcement
>Final Fantasy 7 Remake, being released on Switch alongside PS4
>Fire Emblem Switch, complete with children units and cross-something with the 3DS games
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>>378596746
I would buy 2 if that were to happen
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