WE STOCK MARKET NOW BOYS REAL MONEY REAL STOCKS COMING

>>378568243
Explain

>>378568373

Remember Twitch Plays Pokemon?

its that, but with the actual stock market and $50000 dollars

we're now down to $38k

we just sold our stock in SNAP and bought AMD

get in here and make/break some money

Crowsourcing stock trading to a bunch of idiot children, what could go wrong?

>>378568810
>we just sold our stock in SNAP and bought AMD
Well I can see this is headed to $0 quick

>>378568810
>bought AMD

Why poor people remain poor.

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>>378569171
>>378569325

well we're about to buy GF so things can't be all bad

>>378569029
I'm pretty sure Murphy's Law is the entire point of this operation and that's why it's so funny, especially if it somehow starts gaining value.

this is hilarious

>buy AMD

Is twitch itself publicly traded? I want to see twitch plays the stock market buy out twitch.

The ONLY safe stocks are google and apple. You are retarded if you buy anything else.

>>378569546
There is no possible chance. You gain money in stocks by investing in overall trends, not from individual purchases.

>>378569883
Amazon owns Twitch, so you'd have to buy out Amazon.

>>378570175

cowardice, with great risk comes great reward

we are not here to make 5% in one year like the rest of the cucks

we are going all in

>>378568243
We /viz/ now?

>>378570336
There is no such thing as big payoff from stock investing. There is no "jackpot". It literally does not exist. You don't know anything about how this works.

>>378570559
I bought AMD when it was $2 and sold when it was $15. I see that as a pretty good win.

>>378568243
This isn't real money you idiots. It's just a number set to act like real money. No stocks are actually being traded, it just adjusts itself based on what stocks were bought and sold when.

>>378571078
wooooooah....

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Buy DGB

>>378570559

It happens literally all the time you idiot. Do you think Apple or Amazon opened at 500 a share? God damn.

>>378570559

you are like a baby

doubling your money is not a jackpot?

I tripled off gopro back in the day

>>378571036
You got lucky. With one stock. And only made so much money with one sale. Nobody knows the future of any stock and if they say they do they're a fucking liar just like a psychic.

What you do is invest in several mutual funds and just let them be. That is the only way to get relatively stable and reliable returns on the stock market. Seriously, go take a basic finance course if you want to get into this stuff.

>>378571193
>all the time
>can name two stocks out of the millions currently around and the millions that have failed before them
Enron was a safe stock too back in the day, literally months up to its collapse.

Disgraceful shilling

>>378568243
You already missed the boat on AMD. You had to buy that shit was at $2 last year.

>>378571193
That's not how shit works, you fucking moron. This isn't a casino. This game is rigged ever HARDER and there's no way for casual players to win.

>>378571506
>You got lucky
Yeah you could say he hit the jackpot

>>378571506

taking a calculated risk is not a bad thing

this is highly amusing

>>378571935
It's not a calculated risk. You are spending money on something you don't understand because you think it's gambling when it's not even remotely close to that.

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>Playing pretend stock market rather than actually investing yourself

>>378572114

your assumptions reveal your inexperience

has the streamer proven its real money

>>378572750

of course its not real

>>378572339
you are literally retarded

What is the link? for this

>tfw top tier financial market cursus

steemit.com

>>378573056
you are legitimately an idiot
congratulations

>>378573217
You didnt help me out
fuck off asshat

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>>378570559

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>/v/
>stocks
lets rev up those margin accounts boys

why shoot for zero when we can go infinite negative?

>>378571137
Source?

>>378574162
see
https://steemit.com/trending

>>378568243
>Twitch
>Stocks
Will not work until the shitters leave the stream, just like it went with Twitch plays Dark Souls.

>>378575264
https://twitter.com/DGBchan

>>378571137
cryptocurrencies would work better than actual stocks desu because theres way more movement

>>378575461
SEE
>>378575280

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>>378568243
my kinda thread

yessss goy, invest all your money into the market hehe.

>margin accounts
>steemit
>cryptocurrency
>dbg
>gf

Que?
And who puts the money for this?

>>378575527
no i mean in this format

>>378575335
Thanks.

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>>378569383
Where can I buy GF?

I did something kinda like this for my HS Econ class

We had $50k to spend on whatever stocks we wanted, and whoever had the highest portfolio by the end of the year got an A

>>378575591
WHY CANT WE MAKE A TWITCH PLAYS USING STEEMIT AND THE WHOLE WEBSITE.

ALSO YOU CAN PAY PEOPLE WHO COLLECTIVELY PLAY THIS IN REAL GAMES LIKE A DUNGEON CRAWLING GAME AND IF ONE PLAYER GRABS A ULTRA BIG WEAPON THATS GOOD HE GETS PAID REAL CURRENCY.

OR IF YOU PLAY POKEMON BEAT A GYM OR DARK SOULS IF YOU BEAT A BOSS EVERYONE WHO BEATS THE BOSS OR GYM GETS MOOLAH

OR
OR
OR
IF THEY ARE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO GETS HIT IN DS OR FAINTS A POKEMON IN A POKEMON PLAYS THEY GET LESS MONEY THEN THOSE ASSHOLES WHO WON A BATTLE.

>>378568243
What a disgusting waste of money.
Twitch is a terrible place

>>378575567
a richfag who is running the twitch

>>378575889
the future of society is collaboration.
Would not be surprised if this type of collaboration goes into real companies.

>>378575964
>Would not be surprised if this type of collaboration goes into real companies.
lol never happening.

its so easy to manipulate this, its only going to be allowed for good goyim companies.

>>378575964
>Twitchfag thinking their shittery would inspire any real companies
I miss it when /v/ didn't circlejerk Twitch, all of its users are obnoxious and looking at a Twitch chat is an easy way to obtain cancer.

>>378575927
K, that answer the who.
And the rest?

>>378569029
>implying the guy who made this give a shit.
This is what its like to be rich anon. You can throw money around for shits n gigs

>>378576039
The old ways of having companies on billboards and on every corner is moving into a faster paced society on the internet.

the two cannot exist together one will have to replace the other.

I see consumers having livestreams with corporations to make companies better for everyone and more transparent.
>>378576084
They are young kids

why cannot we have a twitch plays where it is like civilization
and there is multiple countries
all countries and groups of people control the military for the certain country
groups of people control the production
groups of people walk around and explore

etc
it would be a brand new thing and we would see crazy amounts of collaboration to get goals done in a game.
Maybe some people were perfect their team work

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>>378576364
>margin accounts
margin accounts are like getting a temporary loan to buy more stock than you have money for, but if the stocks in question dip below a certain value at any time, the company that lended you the margin can execute a margin call, and ask you to add more money to your account, otherwise you are forced to sell your holdings to make up that difference. It is a way to magnify your gains OR losses, at substantial risk.

>steamit
not sure on this

>cryptocurrency
digital money, like bitcoin

>dbg
a quick search suggests its a company called CentrEnergo, with a ticker of DBG

>gf
girlfriend?

>>378576804
Steemit, a new social media platform where everyone gets paid to post online, has been released in beta.

Background of Steemit

Steemit is a relatively new company, founded in early 2016 by Ned Scott and Daniel Larimer. Ned Scott earlier worked for Gellert Global Group, a family-owned private equity group which holds many North American food companies. Daniel Larimer is the founder of Bitshares, which has the 11th largest market capitalization amongst all cryptocurrencies.

The concept

>>378576561
>I see consumers having livestreams with corporations to make companies better for everyone and more transparent.
>more transparent
yep, definitely not happening.

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>>378568810
>we just sold our stock in SNAP and bought AMD
>and bought AMD
LOL!
Might as well have played the penny stock market. At least that would have been exciting.
I'm out of here.

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>>378577005
>social media platform where everyone gets paid to post online
That would totally won't backfire

>>378577694
Replace advertisers with real people

They are starting to buy houses and cars with their posts online.
The goal is to transform the internet so the information of you gets paid.

>>378577030
collapse needs to happen so the assholes see that they fucked up.

A lot of the big corporation the ceos are in denial that they are doing so bad where half of the malls in america are starting to lose stores.

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>have around 50k just sitting in my bank
>grows dick for interest over time
>have no idea what to do with it

Okay /v/, give me some financial advice. What's some low risk / low gain shit I can do with this money?

>>378578125
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

If you don't need it for 10+ years, buy VTI with it don't touch it, and it will double every ~10 years. $1k invested now =~ $2k in 2027 =~ $4k in 2037 =~ $8k in 2047.

>>378578378
if you need some shorter timeframe shit, just get some bonds. https://personal.vanguard.com/us/funds/snapshot?FundId=0723&FundIntExt=INT

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>>378578125
Invest in the exact opposite of what twitch does.

>>378578378
>>378578475
I really don't need the money any time soon. I'm fairly well off and have just managed to save. But having a 5.5k limit for my ROTH IRA makes me upset that's all I can put towards my retirement. So just looking to put it somewhere where it'll grow.

>>378578603
Right. You can open a "taxable brokerage" account at many firms (vanguard, schwab, etc) and buy whatever you want there. You can buy the same shit you're buying in your roth ira.

>>378578125
buy some video games

>>378577919
just to be sure, this is in regards to actual "good" posting and not shitposting right?

Sounds like facebook I would imagine with upvoting?

>>378578125
Get a low expense ETF that tracks the market. Just diversify a little and you're set.

>>378570559
Dude what

You can easily make 400% profit in a single hour by hitting a "jackpot". It happens all the time just look at any site that tracks percent changes and you'll get movement of 100%+ like once every two days.

>>378570189
I have some cash laying around, how much is it?

Well damn, /biz/ is visiting.
That's not something you see every day.

so who spent the 50 grand?

Should have done penny stocks, it makes more sense if the chat is going to be trading stocks constantly throughout the day.

>>378580883
me

I made a fake off shore tax free shell decoy company and used bots to make it invest it in my ltc and liquidated everything into the virgin islands

>>378580883
How do we know it's not fake $$

>>378582043
you can look it up if you have the means

>>378570175
>The only safe investments are TIPS, period!
If your gonna be an idiot at least do it right

>>378578853
Nope you can do shitposting as well.
If it is good shitposting it is seen and noticed as much as good regular posting.

So many people are going with little niches that are getting seen and getting money

>>378578853
https://steemit.com/life/@undocumented/i-finally-got-my-citizenship