Found out gf has been making gay metal gear fanfiction and including

I bet she's fat and smells really stale.

marry her

>>378541917
Arin is that you?

>>378541917
You wouldn't leave your gf for snake?

>>378542184
I was actually gonna engage to her until this. I thought she was a normie who loved to watch me play vidya

>>378542413
GET FUCKING ENGAGED YOU FAGET.

>>378541917
Who do you fuck in them? Are you a top or a bottom?

Post it.

>>378541917
Post it.

>>378542567
Bottom. In the story I get beat and raped by volgin. It's fucking weird

>>378542018
This.

>>378542708
Hot

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>>378542708
Ok, now you really need to post it.

>>378542708
she wants to use a strap-on on you. Just relax, it will slide in easier that way.

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>>378542708

>>378542708
Post it

>>378542708
Poor guy, you aren't good enough for any of the Snakes or Ocelot.

Stop I need actual advice. I'd post it but then you'd be able to find out who she is.

>>378541917
Fuckin' marry that girl, retard

I actually wrote them lol

Why can they show eva tits and not volgin love

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>>378543002

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>>378542413
Dude come on, she's a freak. You won the gf lottery. Weird is better than normie.

>>378543002
It starts out as fanfiction but she will try to make it real. Pretty soon she will be inviting her gay friend over and asking you to get fucked by him.

fuck her in the pussy

>>378543113
I should just nite the thread. Don't pretend to be me

>>378541917
Did she post them anywhere?

>>378543273
Only I've got the power to do that, idk man.

>>378542708
Post it post it post it post it post it post it post it post it

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>>378542708
poor fuckin bastard

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>>378543208
that's hot

>>378543273
You misunderstand, young one.
The multiple idk mans from all the shitty fan fictions have manifested to help you find your true self.

As weird as it is;

-Shes obviously finds you arousing on some level

-You post on /v/ so it's not like you're any better

You deserve each other

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>>378543002
I highly doubt any of us here care enough to stalk your fujoshi girlfriend, just fucking post it pussy

Unite, my brothers. We're doomed to perish if we idle seperately

>>378542708
Volgin is a big guy

>>378543501
if it's good material we'd care enough to track hee down and send her a strapon to use on OP

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POST IT

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>gay anon
>has gf

Its like pottery.

>>378541917
Make lesbian Metal Gear fanfics and include her in the stories

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>>378542708
Post the fic already you fucking faggot.

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>>378543723
source?

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>>378543671
Poetry, anon.

_______ P O S T I T ________

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>>378543704

WELL THERE YOU GO

>>378543839
how new

>>378543671
Who's this semen demon

Suck her dick.

>>378541917
Your code name for this mission will be Ben Dover.

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What now?

>>378543002
I literally don't believe you until you post it

>>378542413
I know people who would legit kill to be you right now.

>>378544182
YOU TELL HER YOU FUCKING LOVE IT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

>>378544182
>my guy

Just dump her. She speaks like a retard.

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>>378544131
Trouser snake eater
POST IT

>>378544182

YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME WHY ARE YOU CONFRONTING HER ABOUT IT
YOU BETTER PRETEND TO LIKE IT OR YOU'RE FUCKED

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>>378544182
>killing your chances with a cute grill because she's a little bit weird
I hope you die in a fire you faggot

>>378541917
Have her post on CL, look for a twink that will suck you off while she watches. Then bang her while the twink eats your ass.

Live the dream nigga

Its a her(male)

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>>378544331
I'm just gonna roll with it

>>378541917
marry her and keep her from getting pregnant so she doesn't change

>>378544304
>bae
It's a match made in heaven

You should use this as an operatunity to get closer to her. You fucking normalfag.

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>>378542708
>mfw

>>378544182
Anon
What the fuck
Either act like it's no big deal or talk about it when you're face to face

Holy shit marry her. That kind of deviancy is a catch these days compared to what normal sluts usually do.

For bonus points Cosplay as Raiden, She'll practically beg you to fill her womb.

>>378544182
now you post the fanfic here you scaredy cat

>>378544469
Post the story as your text, she'll believe you.

>>378544469
SAY YOU DON'T THINK IT'S WEIRD AND IT FLATTERS YOU

>>378541917
Well it depends

Were you the top?

>>378544469
Oh boy

She's a keeper bro
If you can't see that maybe you really are gay

>>378544624
>>378542708


Oh okay yeah drop that at the speed of light nig.

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>>378544469

Don't fuck this up.
You're risking your relationship over a dumb girly fanfic you weren't even supposed to find out about.

>>378544469

TELL HER YOU LIKE IT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

TELL HER IT MADE YOU HARD

>>378544469
>I'll ignore that text

SSSSHHHHUUUUUTTTTTTTDDDDDDOOOOOOOWWWNNNN

Honestly, that shit isn't even that weird. At least she isn't a furry. Plus, basic people are fucking boring and just want to watch the new flavor of the month netflix show and drink starbucks. You have someone who loves you enough to write about you getting raped by Volgin.

>itt anon kills himself and ends up on /r9k/

>>378541917
Get finally fucked alongside her by one of the beefy military manly men she fantasizes about.

Tell her you want her to fuck you with a strapon.

That's really what this is about.

>>378544182
You're an idiot if you actually break up with her over this, seriously.

She has kinks, so fucking what man we all do. Just go with it.

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>>378541917
You literally hit the fucking jackpot as long as she is not fat. Stop being a faggot and seal the deal.

>>378544624
he took Volgen's electrocock.

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>>378544751
This

>>378543839
S U M M E R

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>>378541917
Burn it and tell her to stop writing degenerate shit, then leave her because she's going to spread her degeneracy to your children.

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>>378544469
Jesus christ OP, if you don't ask her if she secretly wants to top you with a strap on, don't bother.

I need to live vicariously through you damn it.

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>>378544751
>You have someone who loves you enough to write about you getting raped by Volgin.
I Keked so hard at this have a (you) anon

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>>378544751
>You're never get a qt girlfriend who'll write fanfiction of you getting assblasted by various video game characters.
Bonus points if she includes your friends, brother and or father.

>>378541917
Wait how did you find this gay MGS fanfic?

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Anon.

Every guy in here wishes they were you right now.
WHAT is your problem?

>>378545116
speak for yourself

>>378545097
op btfod

>>378545116
>Every guy in here wishes they were you right now.
Not me, I don't want my fanfic self getting buttraped by Volgin.

>>378543002
The censor the names you massive fucking faggot

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>>378542708

>>378544751
This is fucking gold, holy shit.

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>>378545217
faggot.

>>378545087
Lol Now post the male version please

>>378541917
>>378542413
Masturbate, and marry her you moron.
Make her also play the games for extra keeper points.

>>378545272
degenerate

>>378544469
The fact that you were the bottom in it
isn't the best, but if you were going to engage her this is definitely not enough to change your mind. But seriously, talk to her about it, she's clearly repressing shit and is embarrassed by it. She may have some fantasies she's not comfortable with. Just tell her that you want to be an active part of her fantasies, because it will blow up in your faces sooner or later.
source: my ass my gf shlicked to gay porn for years before I found out, but it all ended after I gave her my ass. Some fingering later she was completely disillusioned about being the top. Bought me a prostate massager a bit later, that thing is absolutely neato

>>378545217
You a poofter or something m8?

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Write one about her scissoring with the women of metal gear and leave it where she can find it.

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He's coming for you OP, just let him in.

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT
The amount beta shit in this thread is unreal. THIS BITCH literally schlicks to her boyfriend gettingg beat to shit and raped by a stronger male and you retards are like "HURR MARRY HER BROO DURR"
Get the fuck out of the relationship she obviously sees you as a weaker male so she probably already cucks you

>>378545425
No, just straight.

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>>378545405
>bought a prostate massager a bit later

>>378544734
>say you like it
>alright anon I got a male friend and maybe I was thinking...
best case she wants to peg you but I kind of doubt that

SHE WILL BE A QUCK QUEEN

SHE WILL WATCH AS YOU GET YOUR ASS POUNDED

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>>378545405
>that thing is absolutely neato
My man

>>378545571
Know how I know you've never touched a woman in your entire life?

do you know how lucky you are you fucking moron

do not fuck this up

>>378543002
Play Pokemon with her

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>>378545571
>muh beta
nice try you fat virgin cunt

>>378545715

look out the beta is talking back

I love this thread
POST IT
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>>378545715
Who let you out of the cuckshed?

>>378545650
>>378545715
Literally married my girl last year. Stop projecting and the reality is if your SO wants to watch you get the shit kicked out of you then get raped she is fucked in the head
this is not pol shit you retards

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>>378544182
>my guy
>bae

>>378545508
This. Honestly a decent idea.

>>378546020
EL OH EL
You can't marry 2d, anon
Time to wake up

>>378545571
4chan is 18+

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>>378545571
>He wants to waste all his time being taken advantage of by girls instead of finding one to be a good boy for
Look at this faggot

>>378545508
this

>>378541917
Post em

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>this entire thread

how did you find the fanfic

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>>378542708

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P O S T I T F U C K E R

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MODS PLEASE DONT DELETE MODS PLEASE DONT DELETE MODS PLEASE DONT DELETE

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>Nothing from OP in a hot minute
He's either getting yelled at or he's getting pegged right now. Bets on which?

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>>378546168
I really am sorry about your life brother

>>378546632
Volgin is raping him.

>>378546632
He's getting assfucked by Tyrone while the cuckqueen watches

>>378541917
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>>378546632
He's probably cooking dinner for his girlfriends son.

>>378546804
Cuckmemes have ruined you. She clearly wants to make her boyfriend into a buttom for herself.

>>378546219
>Literally wants you beaten and raped
>says others are being taken advantage of

Really Makes me ponder

>>378541917
Sounds pretty adorable. Assuming she's cute, sounds like you hit the GF jackpot.

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>Makes this thread
>Doesn't post it

>>378541917
Don't you have weird kinks yourself, anon?

swear to god if OP comes back and he isn't engaged and/or pegged i'm gonna be pissed

>>378546938
Fantasy=/Reality. I have submissive fantasies I'd never act on in real life. Rape roleplay is also an incredibly common fetish.

>>378546860
>>378546454
>>378545921
>>378545003
My cajones were in deep, constant pain. Crushed, smashed, completely devastated. The pain was enough to wake me up and only the slimy gag stopped me from screaming my lungs out. White light was bright enough to blind me for a few seconds, but when the vision returned, I wished I stayed blinded. He stood before me, tall, blonde, his face covered in scars. It was Volgin and his left hand, covered in a blood-red glove, gripped my testicles so tightly they went numb. He smiled and moved his right arm back, clearly gearing for a punch. Second later my stomach was pain and my mouth was full of bile.
- Kuwabara! Kuwabara! Nu cho, cheeeki breeki i v damki, mister [myname]?

It's not real unless you post the fanfics.

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At least you didn't get raped to death in yours

>>378547121
>Kuwabara! Kuwabara! Nu cho, cheeeki breeki i v damki, mister [myname]?
you fuckign faggot

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>>378547121

However, I would tell her to stop unless she makes you power up and turn into the top or something.

>op still hasnt posted it

I swear this fucking better not be fake

Hey guys, OP here.

Lieutenant Volgin just manifested physically in my room through my girlfriend's vast fujoshi wizard powers, and now my ass is being shocked by the electrocock. Please send an ambulance.

>>378547109
Most people with the fetish want rape play to happen to them not force it on their SO. Granted, if op was cool with it then whatever...but he clearly isn't so he should find some one else.

>>378547328
No

>>378547494
No anon, there are people enjoying both ends of rape play.

I think anybody would be caught off guard by finding it in the way OP did

Don't confront her about it, just rape her when she goes to the bathroom.

OP you dumb cuck just put part of it on pastebin

>>378541917
That's pretty hot

>>378547732
Don't hasten him. he's typing it right now

>>378547121
>Kuwabara! Kuwabara! Nu cho, cheeeki breeki i v damki, mister [myname]?
I know this is fake, but thanks for making me chuckle Anon

>OP takes his girlfriend out to a nice dinner
>He reaches for his pocket and asks if he can ask her a question
>Yes, she responds
>What were you thinking with that fanfiction
>What fanfiction she questions, only a faint hint of a terror setting in
>There one were my asshole was roughly probed by an obscure metal gear solid character
>OP finally pulls out a ring
>I wanna be on top

And then they lived happily ever after

>>378541917
>inb4 retard freaks out and ruins relationship because his gf has fantasies about him

>>378547109
Nigga, you don't live in a fantasy world. Every desire you have manifests from your subconscious.

>>378548330
Thanks a fucking lot frued. There's a difference between having ideas in your subconscious and acting on them.

>>378547121
He upped the pace. It was devastating and wonderful at the same time. Every thrust of his cock was lightning in my brain and his big balls slapping against my ass were the sound of thunder. My testicles still in his steel grip, I could feel cum building up in them.
- You're no Raikov, cumdump, but you will do.
With a murderous roar he started cumming, hitting my prostate and filling my anus with semen. I was seconds away from an orgasm myself, but the arm on my balls tightened and then...
He punched me in the dick.
I screamed and flailed. And yet the pain was wonderful. It left me a quivering, submissive mess. His mess. As he slipped out of me and walked out of the room, I've only tried to beg for more. He turned to me and smiled his wicked smile.
- Don't worry, blyad. The spirit of the warrior will be inside you frequently.

>>378541917
People who make fanfics are fucking insane and stupid, run for your life.

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>>378548563

>>378548563
Great now there's two fanfics about OP getting buttfucked

>>378548906
He brought it on himself

>>378548473
You choose to not act. You do not, however, abstain yourself from the choice that manifest from your desires. They are still there, and very much a part of you, as whole.

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>>378548906

>>378549037
That entry to psych course really paying off

Uh guys I just read a little more and halfway through, Volgin is taking a dump into my mouth

I don't think I want to read anymore

>>378549120
So defensive

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>>378548906

>>378547275
Don't try and neuter her creative freedom for the sake of pandering. OP getting buttfucked by Volgin is her art.

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>>378549139
>scat
Fucking dropped.

>>378542413
Nigga she loves you so much she inserts you into her fetish fantasies. Most women would never do that.

How's the prose? She a good writer? That's the real questions you should be asking

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>>378548906

>>378549139
I take back everything I said, drop her like Volgin drops hot turds into your mouth.

So, guys, you know how there's this spell in Oblivion that lets you make clones?
Well, long story short I've cloned myself, my clone raped my ass (sex mods, don't judge) and now he constantly writes gay fanfiction about us. Like every book in my copy of Oblivion is gay fanfiction now. Isn't that bizarre?

>>378549139
Ok this has to be fake now

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>>378542018
fpbp indeed

>>378542413
Nigga' you are a dumb faggot.
Even though the stories are probably weird af, the fact that she's writing the stories about you at all is super fucking endearing.

>>378549159
It's not defensive, it's mocking your pedestrian knowledge of the human psyche.

>>378549396
what the fuck

>>378541917
I mean, if I found out my girlfriend was writing fanfic about me getting buttfucked and facial'd by a giant russian man, as long as she wasn't trying to get me to reenact it, I'd just laugh. Am I supposed to get mad at a work of fiction?

>>378542708
I was gonna say marry her if you got fucked by Ocelot because that's an honor but jesus christ, Volgin?

>>378541917
Did she write a story about you sucking off Big Boss' cock?
I wish my gf was like yours, man.

>>378543723
sauce

>>378543002
>I need actual advice
And you came to /v/? You poor, poor child.
Tell her you like the fanfiction then make lesbian fics of her and metal gear characters and ask her for literary criticism.

>tfw imagining OP's gf is Tina Belcher
fucking kek

>>378545508
this gif is kino

>>378550079
0/10 does not have zombie butt touching

>>378549139
>scat
Okay at first you shoulda put a ring on it but this is getting weird.
Still not worth dumping her over but do talk it out.

>>378541917
It better be gay fanfics where you practice CQC with Big Boss and Ocelot.

I dont believe you. Post a picture

OP here again. I read through the whole thing, and at the end when Volgin is finally done depositing turds in my throat, he whips out a giant suitcase, pulls out a living tuba, and stuffs fanfiction me inside to be digested. I'm really not sure about this anymore, guys.

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>tfw you and your gf are slowly drifting, something feels different and there's not spark anymore.

STANDING

>>378551695
Also known as being together for 1-1½ years. Common stuff.

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Well, at least it's not a Tales of or Kingdom Hearts fanfic.

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>>378551871

>tfw most of my relationships have lasted for around a year
>Because I manage to fuck it up every single time after so long, every single time

>>378551871
>tfw been with my gf for 10 years and it's still like day 1
Find better women faggots

Where's FIB, this threads right up his alley

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>>378551695
At least the women you're attracted to exist.
>Into femdom
>By being a submissive male, 90% or more of the female population is by default uninterested or disgusted by me
>Not into rough femdom, being treated like shit, etc
>Immediately writes off 80-90% of the dommes that exist
>can't put myself on fetlife because if my identity were to be tied to my fetish in any way I would be fired (teacher in clapistan, we aren't allowed to be real people)
I'm literally fucking doomed to be alone

>>378551871
Actually it was about 2 years in we really went to next level love and comfort with each other. If anything the relationship got better after the 1-1.5 year mark.

We were open with each other like never before, never felt better. Now it's like we don't really know each other.

>>378552034
>male teacher in America
It's only a matter of time until your life is ruined anyway.

>>378552034
I'm pretty sure not having a FetLife page come up when your name is plugged into Google is a good practice in more places than just Clapistan

>>378552034
Are you white?

Just asking because if you are get out of teaching; you're gonna have your career and life ruined by a false rape accusation by some monkey nig and have SJWs witchhunt you until you take your own life.

>>378541917
Please be real

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>>378552034

>Male teacher

If you value your reputation, get a better job before some deranged student decides to discredit you for the rest of your life

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>>378552143
I know, but working with kids is the only employable skill that I have. And very few people get the chance to be exceptional at something in their adult lives.

>>378552191
I wouldn't put my name on my fetlife page, but middle schoolers and highschoolers get weird kicks out of stalking their teachers real lives. All it would take is one crafty fuck who wanted to get back at me for something like a bad grade to ruin my career. If my fetlife page "came out" at another job i'd be the target of gossip for a few weeks. At an american school I'll be lucky if I'm just fired.

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>>378552034
Holy hell that greentext hits me so hard. I'm in the same exact boat. It's insane to consider that if a female wants a dominant but nuturing and loving partner, she can get one incredibly easily. But if a male wants a dominant but nuturing and loving partner, he's actively ridiculed and has almost no chance of getting one. Gentle femdom is the best fetish, I still don't understand how anyone can be into rough femdom. Most men get treated like absolute trash by women their entire life, why would they want their partner to treat them like absolute trash even more? Not to even mention how 90% of women have a "daddy" fetish which is wholeheartedly accepted by men, where as any men with a "mommy" fetish are ridiculed and rejected.

TL;DR - See pic related.

>>378552034
Unlucky mate. My girlfriend always wants to peg me but I won't let her.

>>378551986
That just means there's something wrong with your brain or with your relationship. Getting over your initial infatuation is part of the relationship.

>>378552615
I'd put hot dude and hot girl about neck and neck. With average girl being way ahead of ugly dude and normal dude.

Ugly girl does go way the fuck in the back though. RIP them honestly.

>>378547992
this needs to happen

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>>378552741
>Being perfectly compatible and happy for 10 years straight means there's something wrong
You're fucked in the head, buddy. Enjoy having your house and kids taken away when she gets bored.

>>378552876
fuck off

do you think any one here comes here for video game discussion? Its a fucking video game there isn't anything to discuss thats not an subjective taste

>>378552876
If they're in here offtopic shitposting they aren't in every thread ruining real discussion

Fuck off.

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>>378552769
>I'd put hot dude and hot girl about neck and neck.
Consider that an Okcupid study showed that attractive model-tier women got 250+ messages (inbox full) after two months, where as attractive model-tier male got 35. If you'd like to see the full study, google "Okcupid Your Looks And Your Inbox." The same study also showed how women rate 80% of men as unattractive, where as men only rate roughly 45% of women as unattractive.

>>378544751
Dude basically scored gold because that is as vanilla as a kink can be, imagine if she had even a 0.1% of kinks that just average /v/ user has.

>>378552889
This is /v/, were you can't be happy. A few days ago some faggot literally wrote a monologue about how pathetic and disgusting was my relationship with my girlfriend. And I just said that she was Japanese.

This thread was hilarious until op ruined it by making so obvious it was all fake.

We all pretty much knew it was fake but at least I was able to suspend my disbelief for a while.

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>>378542708
> In the story I get beat and raped by volgin.

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>>378552723
>I have a girl who wants to do amazing things to me, but no, I'll stick with having half-orgasms
The rage I feel right now

>>378552889
Not sure what I can tell you. If you believe your relationship is the same as it was day one, then it's either because 1) you never experienced infatuation or 2) you never got over your infatuation. The former case isn't too bad, just means you probably missed out on some stuff and have fewer things to reminiscence. The latter means that you're horrible at judging your own partner, because your brain is still playing tricks on you. This results in not noticing the imperfections in your partner, which gives you a very warped view of the person.

>>378553463
He had no trip. Everything beyond the text messages was falseflaggers

>>378542413
>GF wants him to fuck BB or Snake
>He doesn't want to

Nigger get the fuck of /v/.

>>378553660
Or maybe it's fucking possible that we recognize each other's faults but are too happy with everything else to give a shit. You will never know what a good relationship is because you've been fucking brainwashed into thinking that being unhappy is just a normal part of it.

>>378552559
I had a teacher that posts porn clips and dp on his twitter. He hasn't been fired but he's mentally unstable.

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>>378554081
That's called tenure. I dont want to wait until I'm an old man to live my life. If I'm lucky and don't get bounced around several school districts my entire career.

Why did I pick this stupid profession

>>378553852
I never said that you need to be unhappy. No idea where you got that from.

Anyway, based on what you said, the right answer would be 1. But I have some reason to doubt what you've said, and I'd say that it's actually 3) you're mistaken about it being the same as day one. Memory can be quite fallible.

This thread is like if reddit merged with facebook.

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Can't you faggots go 5 minutes without making a thinly veiled faggot erp thread here?

There are two boards just for you, you know? >>>/y/ >>>/cm/

>>378554635
suck my dick homo

lmao you are all such faggots, stick to video games you don't deserve to participate in real life.

>>378554635
I understand if you want to be a little girl anon, there is no shame.

>>378542838
sauce pls

>>378554250
Yeah, something like that. I mean he threw a bitch fest because he noticed people where taking pictures of his examns and getting good grades and shit. You could always move to another country, like in Latin america. They don't give a fuck about your fetiches. Trust me, I've seen some shit with the so called professors over here.

>>378554635
BACK OFF?!?!?!?

>>378541917
You best be getting fucked by/fucking Big Boss otherwise correct her ass

>>378549234
This. She loves you so much she needs you in her freak stories among men who are better than you in every way. She's not satisfied enough with Big Boss, she needs you in there with him.

>>378555020
https://nhentai.net/g/85547/

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POST IT ALREADY ASSHOLE

COVER THE NAMES

This is the best /v/ thread in months

Where did OP go

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Best thread in months OP

I just want to see something interesting

>>378541917
some people like weird stuff. my wife likes when i call her a "nappy headed slave nigger" in bed.

>>378556784
>>378557094
cancer

>>378557005
i think he is getting dommed by her gf right now

>>378557189
You're not a doctor you can't just diagnose that shit

OP please come back, you made me remember funny /b/ threads

>>378551986
Do you have ?lzheimer's

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>>378557348
Sometimes it's obvious.

>>378542184
came here to post this.

>>378557570
FUCK.

*alzheimer's

>>378557472
This desu please don't go

>>378557472
>funny /b/ threads
XD

>>378557618
this right here so hard

you win the internets

>>378557705
Do I fit in yet?

>>378554635
>animegirl poster trying to call others faggots
pretty funny

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Where's OP?
I need to know what happened between him and his gf

>>378542413
She's literally writing you in a romance with SOLID SNAKE or BIG BOSS or even B O T H. What are you waiting for.

>>378558572
Solid Snake IS Big Boss

We should cosplay as Snake and Ocelot and fuck each other in front of her.

Then you can fuck her, I bet she's a hamplanet. I'll make sandwiches while you do that and we can play vidya when you're done.

>>378559331
Sure thing my guy

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>ask for advice
>dont take it
>dont even post the thing that was causing you your problem
What the fuck is the point

>>378541917
lewd as fuck

so op never delivered
fuck him

Nice blueballs you gave us OP