Uh-oh, the last game you played, you have to teach Chad Thundercock

but the last game i played was a party game

>>378463389
Chad's are pretty good at games usually. Better than me desu.

>>378463389
>teach myself to play vidya
I'll give a shot bro

>>378463389
The Sims 3. We'll be fine, Chad and I will become good friend and he shall introduce me to his sweet sextuplet sisters Stacey and Stacey and Stacey and Stacey and Stacey and Stacey. All shall be prey for me.

>fire emblem
So the goal is to fuck miriel

>Helldivers™
That game is a joke if you bother with killing scouts.
Most Chads are probably better than /v/ desu

>>378463389
>Dragon Age
EZ

I'll just create him in-game and it should be enuff

Injustice 2 has to be the most baby easy fighting game ever made, and that's fucking saying something when SFV is around.

Won't be an EVO competitor, but I could probably teach anyone how to win a couple of Ranked matches within an hour.

>>378463389
>Magikarp Jump

I think I'm good

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hmm.... i hope chad knows some korean

Paladins.

"Here brah, play Viktor. Shoot all the dudes. If some pussy picks him before you, play Buck, he's a sick cunt."

It takes NO skill to play Viktor 76.

Chad could figure out Bloodborne pretty well I figure. Honestly Chads are Chads because they are well rounded and excel in life in general.

>borderlands 2
Easy.

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>>378463389
Halo 5 on legendary with a friend

well its not hard but after warden he will rape me

>bloodborne
Not too bad. They can just cheese like this >>378463502 and they're golden

The last game I played was porn. This is gonna end with me getting my ass beaten and/or raped.

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Cuckchanners still buying into this bullshit meme, if women are so content with such superficialities why bother making athread about it. In a real fight it's the crazy fuck that's unpredictable and more ruthless, with less to lose. I'd fight any person in Bloodborne because it's fun. Faggots keep tryiing to shoehorn their personal lives into videogames like anybody gives a fuck.lmao Have a template so this thread isn't completely worthless.

>>378463389
I'd rather fight Chad than teach him to play a game, honestly.

>>378463389
I sure as fuck hope he has kind of an idea on how to play street fighter 2, it's only 30 fucking years old now.

I cast gun

>WoW
>put him on BM hunter
>spec so easy its impossible to be bad at
???

>>378465639
This. If a Chad really wanted to git gud at a game he easily would.

>UFC 2

He probably tranes UFC already

>>378463389
>Mario Kart:Double Dash
Fuck yea I can do it.

>Chad
>not knowing how to play vidya in 2017 AD

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even the thundercockiest chad has probably played games since they were a kid. the only challenge would be getting him to want to play weeb games, but they're usually really easy at least.

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>>378466283
I know, I just wanted to make of anons for being so bad at video games.
How can you spend so much time on something and never improve? Really nig nogs the joggs

>impreshible night

If he's willing to put in at least 100 hours we still only have a slight chance

The last game I played was the Witcher 3

I'd just start him on easy, I can't imagine a toddler could fuck that up

>TPP
casual shit that even normies can get into if forced. doesnt take much explanation. ive been getting a twinkboy who has never played games in his life to go through phantom pain, and while there has been difficulty, he's been getting through it

>Megaman X
Easy cheesy

> Super Smash bros. Melee
welp

>>378463389
his jawline is too small to be a chad.

tho i think i can teeach a kid looking mexi how to play castlevania cotm

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>>378470708
Hey man, you said Fox was supposed to be the best character. I didn't win shit.
Well, I guess it's loser bashing time. I hope you're hungry for a knuckle sandwich.

>Diablo 2 multiplayer mod
>it took me months just to get to act 4 normal, but I was playing solo

Assuming he has to play it by himself, then I am going to get destroyed. I'm not even sure if it is possible to beat it by yourself. If he can play with bros, then it'd be no problem. I already know all the overpowered builds, so I'd set them up and they'd wreck the game after getting through the basics.

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>>378463389
>Crusader Kings II

fuck

>>378463389
sup man, want to each 5cm/s instead and cry together.some real bro bonding shit

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>>378468250
>Imperishable Night
>hard
So easy even Chad could 1cc on his first playthrough

>>378463389
Fire Emblem Echoes. I lucked out, FE games are braindead srpgs.

>>378466283
>In a real fight

Phrase spoken by people who have never fought.

>>378463389
FFXIV
Let him play as WAR. Teach him how to berserk triple fell cleave. 2ez

>>378463389

Hey wtf where did you get my photo from?

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>>378463389
>MH4U on the 3DS
I'm fucked. He'll probably snap my 3DS in half and punch me.

>>378463389
He won't be able to beat ninja gaiden black. THere's no way.
On the other hand, not even the stacies will fuck him after they find out he couldn't even beat a children's game

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>>378475176
You're dreamy.

>>378463389
>The original Nier

Okay, I'll put him on Easy mode and tell him to just mash square.

>>378463389
>FFXV
Bro, I'm still on chapter 3 of my first playthrough.

>>378463389
>Fire emblem heroes
You can't really "Get good" at it, but yeah sure I'll get him up to speed.

>>378474681
If you got into a real fight you wouldn't be so quick to fight again.

>>378463389
>Magikarp Jump
EASY BABY

>>378476516
I'm 34 hours in on chapter 3. But I've also done every possible sidequest and hunt

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>dark souls

wew lads

>>378463389
left 4 dead. oh boy

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>>378463389
Ayo white boi, what games u playing
[Chad notices the young dindu gentlemen are armed and will be provoked depending on his answer]

>>378477749
Dragon Ball Xenoverse, my high-melanin brothers

>>378465329
Isn't Buck really underpowered right now though?

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>KoF XIII

Well, we're gonna fight.

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>>378477749
>mfw blacks are usually into anime more than i am

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>Injustice 2

EZPZ. You'd have a harder time teaching a SF pro since they'd need to adjust to the dial-a-combo system

>>378463389
Considering that it was Monster Hunter, the bigger question is if he has the patience.

>>378463389
>Dark Souls 3
Shouldn't be too hard, as long as I can be friendly with him and take my time.

>>378463389
>he'll beat you up in front of all the Stacies
the stakes have never been higher

Chad played Oblivion on xbox back in highschool. Wait till he hears they made an Oblivion 2 but it's called Skyrim.

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>Stellaris
I rather die desu senpai.

>>378479129
>Chad played Oblivion on xbox back in highschool
Be quiet Todd, you chess club loving nerd

>>378463389
>real bout fatal fury

even i dont know how to play that shit, i'm done for!

>>378463389
>castlevania aria of sorrow
That game is so easy anyone could pick it up

Smash Bros 4.

Just have to teach him how to recover and he'll do just fine

Chad you fuckin nerd this is a trash build I told you either rush lifesteal and attackspeed or go full tank why the fuck are you trying to play a technical character!? FUN?! Don't gimme that shit if you want to have FUN you can go to the bar and smash becky OH WAIT BECKYS SMASHING RON CUZ RON KNOWS HOW TO SPIN TO WIN!

GODDAMMIT CHAD YOU BETTER KILL ME WHEN YOU BEAT ME UP OR I SWEAR I WILL FRICKEN GHOST YOUR ASS IN EVERY PUB I WILL BE WAITING TO SNIPE YOUR PICK UP GAMES NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO! NOW LOOK AT THE STICKY NOTE I PUT ON THE SCREEN! HIT YOUR MIN MAX IN SUB 5 OR WE'RE RESTARTING UNTIL YOU GET IT RIGHT JESUS SHIT!

Overwatch.
Hell, He'll probably play better than I will.

>>378463389
>vanquish
a toddler could master that game within 10 minutes doubt he's gonna have any problems with it
console gamers memed us hard again with this one

>Kirby Triple Deluxe
I'll probably be fine.

>witcher 3

Just quen and mash square

Nioh
No, probably not.

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>new vegas
>ok chad just hit the tilde key and type and enter this
>have fun sir

I win

>>378463389

>persona 5
>even in game chad cucks you

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>>378463389
Chads are generally good at games, because of their higher reaction timing and spacial awareness. They simply don't have the experience, because they're busy being active, and fucking Stacys.

Physical activity actually improves one's ability to perform in video games. This is why the Wii's motion controls were so divisive. All lazy nerds that did nothing but slump into a couch and hold a controller never learned how to move their bodies. So they bitch about Skyward Sword's motion controls. Active nerds who went outside to play with friends in street sports adapt to motion controls with no problem.

>>378477749
>>378478412
not having a bunch of black friends to talk about shitty shounen series and play anime fighters and marvel.

https://youtu.be/_kUVzsZjjo0?t=12

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>>378463389
Little does OP know, I am Chad.

Fine, if I had to teach Dwarf Fortress to somebody else I'd fail miserably because I still don't fully understand half the things I'm doing anyway.

>>378463389
>Wolfenstein: The New Order

I think he'll be fine. Doesn't Chad play CoD or similar games already anyway?

It was a great game. Fuck you, /v/. I was not expecting an interesting campaign and good characters.

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>>378463389
>chad doesn't git gud
>we have to fight
>I shoot him in the stomach with my Walther P38

>>378463389
>kirby
how the fuck do you die

>>378481386
Had a world that glitched and one continent was completely undead.

The world was notorious for failures though, and I only got three years in before it corrupted 100%.

I can print everything legends wise out except structure. Probably something to do with the glitch continent.

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Okay chad, so you just press the buttons from left to right and then do the launcher, and then do jbc jbc airthrow. You can do this for every character in the game out of hundred except, like, five of them.

How could anyone fuck this up?

>>378480736
Nice try Chad. Go back to eating creatine and fucking my ex-girlfriend.

>Dota 2
I'll be beaten for sure.

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No

>RP game
oh thank god. I can explain that dying is part of the fun, he'll love his DR too.

>>378463389
>Implying I couldn't kick the shit out of that guy with my superior speed and dexterity.

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>being beat up
>ever

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>>378463389

>Red Orchestra
>Chad just plays it like COD
>Gets demolished
>Get my ass beat in front of stacy's mom
>I'll never known the full extent of how much she's got it going on

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>>378476749

>>378480736
So true

also what a qt

Well, Chad could probably get decent at Revelator pretty quickly.
Not that hard of a game to learn, and he can just play sol or something.

>>378463389
Chads are genuinely better at games than fat nerds though.

>R6: Siege
Shouldn't be too bad.

How many fucking Chads are there in this thread?
Or at the very least, how many Chad apologists?

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>>378481585
>bullets bounce off of abs
>"what the fuck was that shit, bro?"
>crushes your skull with rock crushing grip

>>378463389
Hmm since PUBG requires you to have good skill I think me and Chad are going to have a exchange of fists :^(

>>378463389
>NiOh

Meh, he'll get the hang of it. It's not even that difficult

>>378466875
>>378465639
>tfw in the vidya world you are a chad
At least that's something, right guys?

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>>378463389
>Injustice 2

Chad is probably already better than me.

>>378466283
You've obviously never been in a real fight. Keep living off your dads paycheck though faggot.

>>378463389
'Gamers' are so cucked that they live vicariously through video games in which they can pretend to be a well rounded and athletic person like a chad.

Vidya is for the ultimate cucks.

>grandia 2

eh, grandia 2 is pretty damn easy and linear for the most part. I think i'll be fine.

>equip fire damage up skills
>spam burnflame

>>378463389
as an artist, it always seems strange seeing the hands stay the same size even when everything else gets bigger.

>2007 runescape
Let's hope his attention span is good and he doesn't mind shit graphics

I could just show him how to do slayer and be done tho, right?

>EDF
Is this supposed to be a challenge? Just have him play ranger and shoot the giant aliens.

>>378483545
Attractive, strong, highly educated, rich and talented. Yeah, must be hard to be Dolph Lundgren. Too bad you faggot weebs can't even aspire to be like a man (let alone a man this great).

>>378463389
Chads have far superior hand eye coordination. Should be easy

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>Mad Max
See that motherfucker over there? Ram him, take his scrap, upgrade your car, then get more scarp.

Really fucking simple.

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>>378479989
This. I'm the most mediocre gamer there is. I'll learn faster than the average Chad, but my skill level always stops somewhere around slightly above average, while everyone else eventually catches up then surpasses me. Pretty sure I've been beaten by thousands of Chads online.

>>378463389
Luckily my Chad Thubdercock is one of my best bros from elememtary. He's calm as hell abd has a sort of boyish naievety around him. If it was a fightan game he'd do well but I don't know if he can play TF2 on the pc or handle its autism when it's not a console fps like COD. Even if he can't handle it he wouldn't beat me up, I'm 5 foot seven and he's like six foot 2 but when I get pissy he starts apologizing and gets spooked as if he was an Afrucan slave about to be beaten by his master. How can I let my Chad relax and tease me(no homo) with banter bros? He's almost done with his AIT and will be back in July. Another thing that I like to mention is that all this talk allot Chads is hilarious as hell and I always talk about my Cgad with another best bro of mine as if he was some wild animal in the savannah. With give both of us just being new and green Chadologists.

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>>378484938
So you are that one friend that plays more than everyone else combined but never ever improves?

>>378484947
Holy fuck poor chad just let him pound you already

>Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup
I don't even know anymore.

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>Life is Strange with a gamepad
pretty safe desu

>>378484947
He sounds cute as hell

>>378463389
No he won't but I'll teach him to play bloodborne because he inspired me to get fit and learn a martial art.

I was playing some Gash Bell game for GBA, sure, it's basic as shit

Payday 2. He's probably already infamy 4 or 5. I'll be fine.

>>378463389
>Emily is Away Too
SO easy literally a monkey could beat the game, i'm sure a well rounded individual such as chad would have no issue beating it.

>>378485409
>>378485835
Studying to be a doctor too funny enougj, but anyways that's not what I'm talking about you niggers. I just need my bro to relax so him my other bro and I can all shoot the shit without him being spooked by manlets like us.

>>378484947
When he behaves, make sure to reward him with warm milk and cookies. That increases your bond with him.

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>>378463389
Like everyone in the thread has said, pretty sure Chads play the vidya. You want this to be a challenge? Have us try to teach to teach those kinds of guys that absolutely, positively HATE vidya. I've met a few dudes that are very audibly proud of not wanting to press buttons in front of a TV screen. Guys who vehemently oppose anything vidya related, like they once walked in on a fat guy in a Mario hat plowing their mother.

>>378463389
As Chad lies on the ground with blood coming from his mouth after getting stabbed with the glorious Nippon steel from your Chinese replica Katana, the tip of your fedora lets him know that Thad and Brad failed to subdue you as well.

>>378486274
Or they just realize that video games are a huge waste of time.

>diep.io
Just move and shoot. It's easy.

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>>378463389
>Smash 4
Go that boxer guy top right. Left stick move left and right.

See that right stick? Flick it when someone gets near repeatedly.

Done

>>378486392
most people who dont play video games think like this and i really cant find a reason to fault them
less than 1% of people actually make money playing video games, which makes it a waste of time in their eyes

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>>378486202
Thanks for the info mate. I'll make sure to let my other bro and fellow Chadologists know too.

>>378463389
Why do /v/irgins think normal people are dumb?

Chances are this guy has a degree from a prestigious university.

Vidya is literally made for chad now

>>378486141
Try actually bouncing banter off him then, eventually he will just start doing the same. Start off tame so he doesn't outright take offense to it.

Self depreciating humor is also key.

>>378486642
It's all subjective.

>>378486642
To be fair, the same could be said of almost any other form of entertainment. I'd say 1% or less because it's even more popular than vidya make money watching mvoies or TV, or listening to music, or working on cars, or whatever they do to entertain themselves.

>>378486307
But what about Dad?

>>378486691
Must be the crab bucket mentality or something. If they see somebody trying to be successful they drag them back down. Although once they see a Chad they don't know how to deal with success, and just assume that he's one of them and therefore insult him to drag him down.

>>378483814
>well rounded
Not min maxing what a faggot lol

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Chads don't have a creative bone in their body, nor the time to devote to a true work of art.
I'm not afraid, I can outrun Chad, though the shame would be eternal.

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>Space Station 13
I should be fine if I have to teach him how to play Colonial Marines, but anything else I'm fucking dead.

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>>378486846
His dad is a Buddhist, but the American kind, and his "let it flow" mentality seems to be in him too. I'll try self depreciating humor. Thanks anon, who ever knew /v/ was educated in Chadology.

>>378463389
>Crusader Kings 2
I don't think Chad can handle the autism simulator. :(

>>378486642
Just dismiss those people like fucking Jew robots who live their lives on a no free time schedule, truly the "No fun allowed" meme in flesh.