>have a 14 day old son >can't play vidya because every

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>falling for the vaginal Jew

Try the Elite Dangerous general.

>>378439394
>Having to raise another Man's son
It's your fucking fault

Why did you even have a kid if all you're going to do is complain about the lack of free time.
Did it come as a surprise that you couldn't just do what you wanted all the time, or are you really just that retarded?

>>378439394
Maybe you should tell your wife to stop sucking off Jamal so she can do her job.

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>3DPD

lol no

>>378439394
Try some match 3 games. They usually have turn-oriented modes and the game state is small enough that you can pick up context after dealing with your IRL stuff.
Congratulations on your offspring tho.

>>378439394
Just ignore the kid who gives a fuck. It can sit in shit for a few hours to a day or doesn't fucking matter. Might teach it not to shit itself so often.

>>378439641

I wanted to get more into 4X games since time is limited for me. They seem good to play in short bursts. Problem is the tutorials often take too long: I need to absorb it all in one go and I just can't. Tried Endless Legend and got like 1/2 through tutorial before I got sidetracked.

>>378439394
>3 hours
>short bursts
this is how i know you don't have kids

>>378439394
LOL

>>378439394
>ever having sex
>not wanting to be a wizard

What a fucking loser, hope you have fun playing with your parasite while your lady gets fucked by chad and darnell

>>378439792

Newborns need to feed every 3 to 3.5 hours. He only gets changed after he feeds. Takes like 20 minutes to feed then another 20 minutes to get him to calm down enough to get back into the bassinet.

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>saying 14 days instead of 2 weeks
typical redditposter

>>378439394
How black is your wife's son?

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>>378439394
Why are you complaining? You chose this path.

Those lazy days playing vidya are long gone now. Fatherhood is a 24/7 job.

Oh, and have fun with the inevitable divorce anon!

17 years, 50 weeks left to go OP

>>378439961
But 2 weeks implies 2 weeks while 14 days is just that.

>>378439394
>it's been 8 1/2 months since mine came to the world
>got no help from family as they are in different countries
>pc in storage
>sold desk and monitors
>only got PS4 left with a few games but even then I only got time or energy for some quick 10 minute YouTube videos

I'm sorry brah. We need to wait a few years

>>378439394
Babies are extraordinary shitty and people barely pretend taking care of them is pleasant.
They get better after 1 year or two.

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>>378439394
Every single time I see this image, this monkey looking bitch in the back makes my dick go absolutely wild for some reason.

Love your child

>>378439394
>three straight hours is too short
kill the kid

>>378439394
What is the appeal of children?
I just don't get it.

>>378440960
Cunny

>>378440960

>whats the appeal of genetic progression

Prop your newborn right next to you and make funny faces at him while you play vidya, it aint that difficult. You think its hard now? wait until he starts walking and talking and you need to keep a constant eye on him so he doesnt kill himself

>>378439394
Haha wow, I read that as "14 year old son" and that changes the context quite a bit lol

>>378439394
Let him play only on the weekends for at least 5 hours.

>>378439641
this, Bejeweld 2 is godly

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>>378440960
passing on your genes, keeping humanity alive.
JP has a small crisis with negative birth rates right now. They are trying in subtle ways and unsubtle ways to make couples have children

>>378440960
theyre cute and love you unconditionally if you raise them decently

>>378439608
They don't want your smelly NEET ass either lol

>>378439394
why the fuck would you reproduce you mong

>>378439394
Stop playing video games until he's old enough to play with you, you fucking autist.

>>378441098
To be honest I don't feel like my genes are valuable (kinda the opposite) so I would feel bad if I transmitted them when "better" people can have children.

>>378441324
in retrospect "raising them decently" is a condition but that seems like a given if you decided to have a kid in the first place

>>378441319
>keeping humanity alive.
that's what you want to think, but you're actually doing the opposite.

>>378439394
>loving 3dpd
>normie
>cuck
well done OP

>>378439394
eat shit an die

>>378441538
I bet you think the age of fire is great

>>378440058

Your countdown is wrong mate.

>>378439469
>Jewgina

>>378441584
>no friends
>no girls
>/r9k/
Well done on your life

>>378439394
Father of 3 here, you're just going to have to man the fuck up and find another hobby, or play games that have a pause button, no MMO's or retarded online shit like that. but rejoice, you have a life now, which is more than half the fucking scumbag virgin losers here can ever say for themselves. This is a milestone in your life. Just don't raise your kid to be a fucking nigger.

>>378440960
>What is the appeal of children?
Meaning, beating the nihilism (me, me, me!) ways of /v/irgins, seeing the eyes through the world of a child again, responsibility, forming strong bonds, shaping a better human being than yourself etc.

Most people here though won't even talk to a girl, then go play video games all day on welfare, then kill themselves because their lives have no meaning.

>>378440960

Nowadays, there is none.

In the old days, it was neat being able to have a stable family of your own with a woman who you love unconditionally and will love you back unconditionally. But now, thanks to feminism, your wife will turn into (if she wasn't one already) a horrible bitch who will cheat on you and divorce you, taking all your stuff along with your kids. And that's assuming she doesn't get your thrown in jail and registered as a sex offender on false rape charges.

>>378442049
>>378442049
>I got some slag pregnant and can't talk her out of it even though were going to be financially ruined therefore I have achieved a life everyone else is a scumbag no exceptions.

>>378442201
You really need to take a long break from the internet, it has completely brainwashed you.

>>378442201
Yeah man, half the population are all lying backstabbing cunts.
No exceptions.

is that his natural hair color?
i want mine exactly that shade.

>>378439394
>He fell for the procreation meme
Ahaha enjoy having your life cucked by an entitled millennial piece of shit.

Find a game where your babby can watch so it wouldn't act like you every 3 hours or so.

I'm not a baby expert so I don't know if 14 day old babies have the attention span to do so.

>>378442201
you are hanging out with the wrong people. Please leave 4chan. Please leave reddit.

>>378441475
LITERAL KEK

>>378442260
>financially ruined
lol
>I have achieved a life everyone else is a scumbag no exceptions.
the jealousy is real haha

>>378439485
more like Elite Dadgerous

>>378439394
get ready to not play games for like 4 or 5 years

>>378442201
Stay off the /pol/ and /r9k/ koolaid for a few months, half the population of Earth can't all be like that you sheep.

>>378440960
It's the ultimate ego-trip. Nothing more, nothing less.

>>378439394
Get fucked normie. Reddit is the other way.

>>378439961
Infants technically age at a much faster rate than a toddler, so you generally measure age in days or months. Once they hit a certain point (although I can't remember what that point is) you move on to years because development has significantly slowed.

Think of a puppy; German shepherds get big af when they're only 5 months old compared to when they were born

>>378441881
Vajewna

>>378442025
There's nothing I would want less tho

>egoistical generation refuses to have children, kills of humanity

1) Get a DNA test to ensure it is actually yours
2) You should be more concerned with your kid than your games (if it is your kid)

/v/ - cuckoldry general

>>378442343
You probably watch cartoons and play video games all day, with a dead end wal-mart job. Any woman would do this easily to you because you have nothing to offer anyone. In fact, I'd use your sorry ass too, not that you have much to take.

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It is quite thrilling seeing video game nerds using natural selection on themselves. Your brain KNOWS you're such a loser, and forms some kind of superiority complex from not reproducing, and then the other losers come and circle jerk around it. Ex, MGTOW etc.

>>378442541
Why would I be jealous of somebody who only gets to live vicariously, who does everything for someone other than himself?

>>378442852
leave 4chan you brainwashed moron

>>378439394
Got a 10 month year old, that with studies is making it near impossible to find time to play games nevermind trying to get immersed.

>>378442880
How did my obvious sarcasm not reach you?

>>378442343
>>378442636

Not half the population on Earth. Just half the population in the west.

>>378442849
We only need 1% of the population to procreate.

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>>378443006
>month year old

I am fucking retarded, I hope my child doesnt inherit that.

Play with your fucking kid instead of games. A kid isn't some chore to feed and sleep and leave alone all day, give him/her attention and love instead of bitching on 4chan how responsibilities are hard. Can some mod just fucking ban OP for a year so he gets his shit together please?

>>378442971
Did you really just type that? Haha what a fucking loser, holy shit. You only proved my point.

>>378439906
Lol that's not what he's saying silly
He's saying if you think 3 hour seshs are short bursts than you need to reevaluate something
I can't even sit with a game for an hour before I have to "reset" my brain by doing something else

>>378441514
>that seems like a given if you decided to have a kid in the first place

not really. most people's idea of raising a kid is taking it to school, giving it food and screaming at it when it doesn't do homework.

then they get surprised the kid becomes rebellous. because they didn't put a minimum effort of actually raising a kid. the kid was raised by the school and computer or TV.

>>378439394
you're just like my father was to me at that age.
dont get children if you cant properly raise them.imo there should be a law that forces people to take a test to see if they're going to be decent parents.

>>378443162
Nice argument you presented there.

>>378441319
Sure but at an individual level?

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>>378443082
>1%

>>378439394
Nigger tend to your child. As soon as that kid starts walking and talking, you're their best friend. It's fucking baller as hell being a dad. It's hard, sure but if have basic human empathy and can genuinely enjoy seeing someone you care about grow and succeed as a person, it's the best. Who am I kidding, this is /v/.

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Play short arcade games or roguelites.

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>All these people telling OP to get his shit together and devote everything to his new born

Tell me /v/ did your parents give you 100% of their attention?

>>378442086
No one's life has any meaning, it's just that some are dumb and desperate enough to try and fill the void with creating another human being who will live another meaningless life.

>>378443489
>he has basic human empathy
lmao look at this wimp, bet you couldn't even carry out a mass shooting

>babysitting 3 year old niece
>playing some vidya in the morning before she wakes up
>hear her stirring behind me
>wakes up, smiles after seeing me then starts jumping on my bed
>jumps down and comes and climbs in my lap and asks if we can play the fish game
>load up subnautica and explore and show her all the fishies and build a seabase by her directions

It gets better when they get older.

>>378443603

no and look where we are

>>378443691
Wrong. 1~% of people have a meaningful life, history's greatest artists and scientists for example.

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>dad never played video games with me

>>378443603
When I was a newborn, yes. Because newborns and young babies are literally sacks of meat entirely incapable of caring for themselves. By 3 or 4 months he can set the kid down in the floor or his lap and play Vidya decently but before then, no. That's how long it took for me. Now I mostly play when she visits her grandmother or cousins because we play all day or I'm teaching her stuff. I sorta lost interest in modern games though.

>>378443332
You never presented one to begin with. Shitposting is not an argument and if you really believe doing things for someone is "living vicariously" then you really are a complete idiot and I don't argue with idiots.

>>378439394
You should have stuck to anime girls instead of real ones.

>>378439394
play turn based games like pokemon or some shit

>>378439394
If I ever become a dad I specifically have a bunch of single player games that I can easily pause in reserve to deal with the kid trying to kill himself every 10 minutes.

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>>378439394
>>378439485
Yes, turbodads are your pick

>>378443869
In another 500 years nobody will give a shit about them, if humanity isn't extinct by then. Being famous for even a couple thousand years is completely insignificant to anything at large.

>>378442539
The point of natural selection is to not let the unfit reproduce because they worsen the gene pool.
If you have bad genes, what is the point to abuse human society to have children who will suffer because of your genes when people without these disadvantages can have children too?
Same thing about poor people honestly.

>>378444131
I mean, I consider being revered for 500 years and greatly improving millions of lives pretty meaningful. You're standards are too high.

>>378443976
>i can't think of a good response
>i know, i'll call him a shitposter and a gay loser with a poop face lol
your 3 little niglets will grow up to be retarded just like their "father"

>>378443603
well thats why we're wasting our lives in this shithole site

>>378444275
I agree. But that still makes the outcasts literal kekholds.

>>378441845
no it isnt

>>378439394
Ive got 3 kids but im a massive casual these days & just play Overwatch, so it's okay

My oldest plays fucking FIFA on PS4 all the time though, but it keeps him quiet

>>378443798
well,you're only babysitting.actual parenting also comes with wiping your kids ass after they shit next to the toilet.

>>378443976
You conflated my two separate points. And I have presented arguments, you're counterargument was 'this is shitposting'.

>>378439469
Not using the anus as a cum depository. You asked for the kid.

>>378444315
and the true age has been revealed. I knew you had to have been some twenty year old high school drop out. You gave up so easy damn easy...very disappointing.

>>378444284
your standards are too low

>>378440960
Depends. Some people do it for legacy, some do it because you're "supposed to". Some have accidents. But a lot of people start with a different reason and end up with the fact that you love that little thing. Sure, /v/ wants to be edgy but the parental feeling is strong. You notice little changes in thought patterns and whatnot. Dad-adrenaline, for example, is fucking wild. Honestly, watching this baby grow into a genuine human being is amazing. It's something that requires empathy, understanding and compassion but watching them learn and seeing their fascination with things is an amazing experience. These thoughts tend to get lost in the tedium of day to day life but it's why I'm happy being a dad.

>>378444431

>Parenting isn't for life
>There are no adults over 18 still living with their parents

>>378444691
No you

>>378444741
I think he's referring to the constant lack of relaxation time. Parenting is for life but by their teens, they're pretty independent.

>>378444131
All meaning is relative you nihilist fuck. If you compare a human's life to an ant's of corse it's not going to mean much. That's why you don't bother with that.

>>378444131
There are plenty of philosophers and mathematicians that we still take from today, over a thousand years later.

>>378439394

Before our baby came along I'd honestly play about 5 hours a day at least. Now we an eight month old. When she was newborn she just slept so I played all the vidya I wanted, now I only turn on the PC after I've put her to bed, had dinner and prepped for the next day. I still get 2-3 hours in most nights. I find myself playing short round games like rocket league or PUBG.

You can still make time for your hobbies once their in bed, if they sleep! It's a blast, enjoy!

>>378443976

Fuck I'm enjoying these sad lonely anons try to debate you. They don't get it.

>>378439394
3DS, yo. When you hear crying, just snap it closed (not TOO hard, they went light on the Nintendium). If you've fallen for the console war meme, then uh, PS Vita has been hacked to the point where you can still play old console games (and it has a standby mode, where you don't have to lose your place when you shut the screen off). Also android based things have PPSSPP, which has a handful of okay games, and GCN which has literal treasures on it, Dreamcast, and a handful of other classic consoles.

>>378439394
Your own fault for falling for the female jew, oldest trick in the book

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>>378440960
Some people think that theyre so great that the world deserves more of them.
Meanwhile our planet is probably going to be unlivable within a few decades because we can't into the radical idea of population control.
Theres also a correlation between how low IQ / poor a person is and the more children they have, so basically our population just gets stupider genetically with each generation. Smart people have fewer kids that do better off.

>>378439394
Sorry sweetie, your life as you knew it is over, get used to it.
Next step is divorce.