Why do people like this trash game? >boring story >cliche

>>378437132
Skyrim is better

>>378437132
Because they have better taste in video games than you, I guess.

You have shit taste
This thread belongs in the trash
Please kill yourself

>>378437132
Presumably because they like good video games unlike yourself OP.

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>being subjective
Yeah bud its just your opinion

>>378437253
Diablo 3 is better.

>>378437226
>>378437327
>>378437434
>>378437550
I bet you mouthbreathers think Game of Thrones and that shitty Flash show are quality television.

>/v/ unironically loves story-games with awful gameplay
Wow, what the fuck happened?

>>378437683
Go back to dwarf fortress you pretentious faggot

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>Zelda destroyed every other open world game so hard people pretend to like genre fiction high fantasy tripe to avoid liking it

And what do you say is better?

>>378437132
Tell me OP, what is your definition of a quality game and what are some good examples of quality games (so that I may or may not shit on you for your "refined" tastes)?

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>>378438028

>>378438408
You're only mad because everything in OP is true.

I agree with you, OP
TW3 is what happens when you take an amazing franchise and consolize two times in a row, 3 is an absolute joke compared to 1 gameplay wise, the only good thing about TW3 is the plot

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>/v/ defending "Handholding - the game"
who would have thought

>>378438740
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>>378439019
>imagine being so mad about someone dislking TW3 you start sperging out

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>>378437132
>shitty card game

Too far.

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>>378437192
I know you're baiting but there are people that actually believe this

>>378437132
>*whistles for magic horse*
>autoruns on road to quest marker
>*toucan sam vision activates*
>"Mhmm....giant slash marks all over the victim....a Drowner™, gotta be"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*follows nose*
>guys in Drowner™ costumes appear
>"OY BLOODY 'ELL FUCKING CUNT SHIT FUCK CUNT, IT'S A FUCKIN' WITCHER IT IS! GET "EM"
>"Shit you stink" ALALALALALALALALA *sets guys on fire and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic slash and cuts guys in half"
>"Mhmm....Bandits™ pretending to be Drowners™......better tell the village head about this"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*autoruns on road back to village*
>"OY BLOODY FUCK CUNT WITCHAH, WOT ABOUT DA CONTRACT WESE PAIDS YA FOR YA BLOODY FUCKING CUNT?"
>"Just some bastards posing as Drowners™, here's proof *shows flipper*"
>"OY KURWA, HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE VILLAGE CHIPPED IN"
>"Drowning in Danger" Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>10 crowns received

So I take it Zelda babies are done with the only game on their expensive paperweights and are wishing they could play a real open world fantasy game.

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>>378439209
I actually believe this.

If CDPR weren't a bunch of faggots and released a mod kit like they promised, I might not feel that way.

>>378439252
You are so mad. You wanna talk about it buddy?

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Why do people like these trash games?

>no story
>cliche dialog
>clunky controls
>shitty combat
>shitty UI
>shitty maps
>meme messages pop up every other minute
>shitty memes in general trying to keep it all up

>>378439686
you know what I approve of the attempt to crash this thread with no survivors, there's nothing of value in these threads anyway

>bait thread gets more replies than a legit vidya thread
You guys are so easy. At least use the sage function if you're giving OP (You)s.

>>378439462
fucking got him! Do a really long brapp post next time someone criticizes the game to it will be hilarious

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wtf is happening here

>>378437132
I can't get into it because of the english voices along with the dodgy lip sync. I've gotten used to Geralt's voice by now since he sounds american but everyone else just sounds b-movie comical, like how non-british people over exaggerate the british accent

>>378440261
I dunno, man. I just wanted to post a thread expressing how shitty The Witcher 3 actually is, and I get some sperg spamming it up.

>>378440261
people are spamming the thread because it criticizes the witcher 3

The Witcher 3 is literally Persona for westcucks.
>Equally subpar action combat as Persona's turn based combat
>Equally easily accessible for retards
>Eschewing flashy visuals and perky music for generic pseudo-low fantasy garbage
>MC is a handsome badass with no flaws who's a master of magic and melee combat in a world full of irrelevant peasants and sheepfuckers
>All of the girls he comes across want to fuck him
>Every other person is either some one-off nobody or a major villain whose motives are pitifully generic
If you took the core of The Witcher, placed it in a contemporary setting, and gave it an anime filter, and changed virtually nothing else about it, I can literally guarantee you that every Witcherfag would call it Weeaboo Garbage.

>>378439953
Nice strawman you babbling retard.

>>378440416
>imagine being so enraged that you have to spam a thread in the hopes of getting people to stop criticizing your shitty game

>>378440560
Epic strawman fail. ad hominem much? I learned all these terms on 4chan and love throwing them around instead of engaging with anything

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>>378437132

This thread is a fucking disaster

>>378440456
>>MC is a handsome badass with no flaws who's a master of magic and melee combat in a world full of irrelevant peasants and sheepfuckers
>>All of the girls he comes across want to fuck him
>>Every other person is either some one-off nobody or a major villain whose motives are pitifully generic

This annoys me to no fucking end when people talk about how good the writing is

>>378439209
Not baiting anon

>>378437132
Because it forever cucked Bloodborne in 2015.

Now Rockstar will cuck FromSoft in 2018 .

>>378442090
>game with literal cuckmissions
>cucking anybody

>>378442304
>80 MILLION SALES
KEEP CRYING FROMDRONE

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Lets also add that the game looks a lot worse than Horizon, a game where many Witcher devs worked on too.

>>378442398
top sales?

more like top cuck

>>378442520
more like top dog

>>378442640
top dog?

more like top cuckold in redania

>>378437132
Name a game with better story and dialogues.

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>>378437132
You can talk shit about everything... BUT LEAVE GWENT OUT OF THIS YOU MANIAC!

>>378438028
Lmao!

>>378442786
>*whistles for magic horse*
>autoruns on road to quest marker
>*toucan sam vision activates*
>"Mhmm....giant slash marks all over the victim....a Drowner™, gotta be"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*follows nose*
>guys in Drowner™ costumes appear
>"OY BLOODY 'ELL FUCKING CUNT SHIT FUCK CUNT, IT'S A FUCKIN' WITCHER IT IS! GET "EM"
>"Shit you stink" ALALALALALALALALA *sets guys on fire and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic slash and cuts guys in half"
>"Mhmm....Bandits™ pretending to be Drowners™......better tell the village head about this"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*autoruns on road back to village*
>"OY BLOODY FUCK CUNT WITCHAH, WOT ABOUT DA CONTRACT WESE PAIDS YA FOR YA BLOODY FUCKING CUNT?"
>"Just some bastards posing as Drowners™, here's proof *shows flipper*"
>"OY KURWA, HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE VILLAGE CHIPPED IN"
>"Drowning in Danger" Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>10 crowns received

>>378442992
Name a game with better story and dialogues.

>>378443105
youll just say whatever game anyone names is shit and the witcher 3 has much better "story and dialogues" and ignore any criticism

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>>378442992
lmao, you can make the same "argument" for literally any game when you fucking strip it bare in mocking fashion

>>378443186
Name a game with better story and dialogues.

>>378443245
90% of the game is Geralt anime brooding holier-than-thou at toothless peasants, denying it is ridiculous

>>378443253
betrayl at krondor
any of the infinity engine games
new vegas
vtmb

>>378443470
Those are all shit compared to the Witcher 3's story and dialogues.

>>378443359
so you never played any witcher game
okay

>>378443593
>If you didn't like it you don't own it

explain my copies loser

>>378442697
more like top dog entertainment incorporated.
Rockstar can do things every dev wish they could do, they can make things like a table tennis game just to fine test their new physics engine, FROM has to bow down to their namcobandai overlords and keep on milking the good ol' souls cash cow

>>378444116
I loved when rockstar made the withcer

>>378444264
read the reply chain you fucking moron, we're not talking about CDPR

>>378443775
if you owned them you wouldn't be pulling shit out of your ass

>>378437132
Why do you care about what other people like? Do you also get mad at people for liking foods you don't like?

>>378437132
i wish more ppl would get this op

witcher 3 was a pile of shit wrpg and its just liked by some on /v/ due to the whores they put in it. there is nothing good about witcher 3 or any of the witcher games. even a 5/10 jrpg is better then it.

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>Witcher 3 has been out for more than two years.
>It's time has past and people have largely moved on.
>Assblasted Bloodborne weirdos continue to shitpost about.

Clearly Witcher 3 is the greatest game ever made considering how mad it continues to make losers.

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>>378437132

>>378444536
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmUJlTMYdEM
>Please dont blo urself up : crowd of faceless retard peasants
>Witcherman approaches from behind, an entire crowd gathered at this location
>*cooly gets off horse*
>"TOSS ASIDE THE TORCH EE GADS"
>"OY FUCK I'L NOT LISTEN TO YOU PEASANTS YOUR HAIR ISN'T WHITE ENOUGH AND YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH ONELINERS"
>Lady with gigantic fucking breast cleavage has a closeup shot
>"WITCHAMAN DIS GUY CLAMS HE GUNNNA BLOW HISSELF TA BITS"
>Options for a sarcastic one-liner appears, and if you don't pick the one available (Family Troubles?) he makes one anyways (Not like he can get any angrier.. heh...)
10/10 writing of the year

>>378438169
Witcher 3 is better than Zelda in every concieable way though

>>378444923
This

>>378442992
I love the game but this actually made me chuckle.

>>378442505

>A game that came out 2 years later looks better

You don't say.

>>378437132
I dunno, this game looks like boring dogshit and yet my friend loves it. I seriously do not see the appeal.

>>378439501
lol you mad huh? OP hurt you and now you gotta hit back.

>>378437132
>"I hate something popular!! A-am I c-col yet guys???

>>378451519
So he is mad but OP isn't? What kind of logic is that? Both posts are equally shitty.

>>378439252

underrated post

>>378439390
Mods aren't the game. You utter faggot. You're changing the game itself using mods. Not playing the game.

>>378437132
>boring story
fantasy is not for you. the story is great
>cliche dialog
decent dialog
>clunky controls
maybe on a controller i wouldn't know. pc controls are confortable
>shitty combat
nice /v/ hivermind meme. it could've been better but it's not bad
>shitty UI
on consoles maybe
>shitty map
the map serves every function a map should have
>tutorials pop up every other minute
disable it in the option you fucking idiot
>shitty card game
pleb

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>>378437132

>>378439209
It is true.

>>378437132
the only fault with the game was that they didn't make a dlc for Kovir, the second most important northern kingdom after Redania.

>>378437132
Because:

great story
interesting dialog
responsive controls
fun combat
good UI
good map
good tutorials
good card game

That's why.

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>>378438169
>witcher 3
>high fantasy
in what dimension

>>378444923
Witcher 3 is PS4 and is most popular on this platform. Are you retarded?

>>378443549
Kek.

>>378454595
There's wizards and magic.

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>>378437132
>shitty card game
Believable up until that point, OP. Stop being a baiting faggot

>>378454718
it's still 70% politics and soap opera level personal drama
I know it fits the definition but in comparison to other high fantasy settings it might as well be game of thrones

>>378437132
story is not important in video games

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The characters are nice for the most part, the dialogue is also mostly well-written and not awkward, same goes for the humor.
The setting is pretty cool, and despite the lackluster gameplay it is still a fun game.