>destroys your reason to live in two hits >captures your

>>378420398
>no womb tattoo
shit artist, dropped

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>hey anon, you called me a sand what?

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*uses you for target practice*

>>378420449
>>no womb tattoo
wtf is that, explain.

>>378420398
I just need 2 arrows to kill you

>playing bastion
>see some shit flying
>dead in 2 secods

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>>378422960
>impregnation practice
Anon you've given me so many ideas, God bless you

I wanna fuck pharah

>>378422960
Ma'am, when does the real action start?

>>378422483
*misses every shot*

>>378422960
>implying her ovaries still work after all the alterations
>or that her fucked up body could even support pregnancy
I'd be surprised if she even still has a womb.

>>378423725
Only one way to find out.

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>>378422960
>ywn breed a generation of child soliders with pharah
Prepping my helium bag now

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>>378420398
I want to give Ana grandchildren

>>378422483
>you will never get a sticky hot load out of her horse cock on your face
why even live???

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Fareeha has the best abs.

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>>378424725
W-what do you do to me if it's a boy

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>>378422960
I'd love to get fucked by her

>>378423725
Well that's why it's only practice, anon.

>>378424946
Source?

>>378422960

>wanting to impregnate a perfect body

Why? To have it ruined during pregnancy? Having her delicious vagina ruined after the birth?

My babies only go in. They will never come out.

>>378425730

That's because you can't fucking see her vagina filled with stitches after giving birth to phara.
Or her disgusting big ass areola nipples caused by breastfeeding.

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>>378422483
I want to suck Widow's huge futa dick while grabbing her huge fat asscheeks

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>>378426538
>lets see whats going on in this thread
>hhhmmmmmmmmm

>>378422483
>tfw will never have good enough accuracy to play Widow

>>378420723
Sand Wonder

>>378425662
Young Ana is the most attractive vidya woman in years. She is a semen demon stuck out of time.

>>378420723
Sandstorm

Dududududu

>play TF2 for 11 years, maining soldier
>never care about OW
>notice how insanely fucking hot Pharah is, start fapping to her, especially cakeofcakes gifs
>try out OW for the first time during free weekend
>find out she's pretty much the OW soldier knockoff
>stop playing bc TF2 is better
>cum extra hard for my bae after actually playing her and hearing her voice
>back to TF2

best of both worlds

Pharah is fine on her own, but when you add a buttslut pocket Mercy she becomes the ultimate unkillable cancer

They need to figure out a way to tone Pharah down when she has a Mercy up her ass

>>378430576
You couldn't do that without gutting either one of them completely. They just need to tone down Pharah's splash damage a bit.

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>>378430576
>pharmercy is overpowered
What did Blizzard mean by this?

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>>378430807
That's the power of love

>>378430576
Honestly I'm fine with it, you are dedicating two characters to a combo, it should be strong. What I have a problem with is fucking Mercy res on 2CP maps like Anubis. Bitch can res her team fight from spawn.

>>378430576
PLS NERF

>>378430414
I'm glad Mercy found someone else after I made the decision to ship S76 and Dva.

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>all these deleted pictures

??????

>haven't played the last two seasons
>still get called a goldshitter no matter what argument I bring to the table, even completely basic game knowledge like not picking a fucking Junkrat against a Pharmercy + Dva comp

Great community.

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>>378431163
Hotpockets.

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>>378431283
>Pharah with blue eyes

>>378431163

here you go senpai

https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/378420398/

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>>378431375

Is it just me or did the pharmercy combo completely disappear during seasons 2 and 3? I remember it being big on release/S1, and then all of a sudden I see it coming back in S4 with minimal changes to either character.

What happened?

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>>378431209
Resorting to calling someone out on their rank is the number one indicator of a true shitter, I instantly block these people even if I'm not directly involved. It's always the people that get called out too while the "goldshitter" is doing way better than them.

>>378431492
tank meta happened

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>>378431467
>>378431283
Why is she so perfect.

>>378431492
>minimal changes to either character

Dude what.

>>378430576
Pharah and Mercy is in a good place. Once Mercy dropped off the face of the Earth because the other three were much more powerful healers, Pharah usage dropped too.

>>378431492
Once Mercy got her invincibility frame buff to her ultimate, you started seeing more Pharah use, especially on big attack/defend maps, and especially places like Hanamura, Eichenwalde and Numbani where Pharah can be devastating.

It's a pretty even tradeoff though. You are committing two characters to a combination, and taking a healer far out of the company of the rest of the team. Pharah is also the only offense hero with no "get out of fuck ups free" card. Her mobility skill is going up, and you'll still a shitton of hitscan heroes with decent range in play. So a committed Ana or Soldier 76 can at least scare them off or put them back on the ground.

Personally, I find competent Pharahs one of the most terrifying enemies. Characters like Tracer or Genji, they can be dangerous in the right hands, but you know their approach. The second you've forced them to "recall" or "deflect and dash" the battle is yours. Pharah is completely dependent on the map design and being able to predict and hit enemies directly with her projectiles.

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>it's another instalock Widow/Hanzo/Sombra/Reaper/Torbjorn game
>on defense

>>378431681
When did the pharah fly buff happen? And then Mercy received like increased healing back in like S2, and then just recently got the second of invulnerability after rezzing. Was that enough to bring them back? I seem to remember a time where Pharah was as much of a viable pick as Reaper is now.

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250 HP when?
Or at least an ult rework.

Pharah is second only to Zarya on the scale of "characters who NEED a synergetic team comp or else they're strictly worse versions of other characters."

>>378420398
Still playing on console I see

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I like all of this art of Pharah's abs.

t. musclebrown

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Fareeha a qt.

>>378431882
everyone is a strictly worse version of roadhog

zarya doesn't need a team built around her she just can't carry an entire useless team like some of the good picks can

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>>378432121
Pharah a slut

>>378432526
Zarya's ult is like the best example though. It's pretty meh with a lot of heroes but if you've got a big AOE burst move to combo it with it'll insta-win games.
Whereas Roadhog's ult doesn't combo with shit, it's just generally pretty decent, which yeah, he's more a solo character than Zarya.

That's what I mean, there are just some characters who do not at all function in solo queue, which makes sense in MOBAs that have like dozens if not over a hundred characters, but in a game with only like 20, I mean cmon.

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>>378432679
Pharah is a slut only when she's alone with you.

>>378431882
Thats not really true, Pharah is one of the best carries for me, I always get 3/4 golds on comp and have ridiculously more damage and solo eliminations than the rest of my team, even if its incompetent.

Shes not op as roadhog tho so she cant carry as hard

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>>378428481
>Loves the blueberry
>I'm trash as her

I know your suffering, mate

>>378430852
Why are her arms blue?

>>378432865
I mean yeah, as someone who mains Pharah I definitely get the best results with her and win more often when I play her.
But if I were equally good with Soldier or Genji I'd probably get better results. I'm just not all that good with hitscan and I'm not enough of a faggot for Genji.

>>378431492
Pharah got 30% faster ascending speed on her jetpack and more splash damage. With Pharah's new splash damage the 30% damage buff from Mercy really makes an impact. That and Ana's damage got nerfed. She used to be able to take Pharah out in 3 shots, but now she takes 4.

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>>378432787
Pls anon don't remind me she'll never be real

>>378430937
why the fuck would you ship them?

>>378432909
>Love Genji
>Used to be pretty decent with him
>The nerf hits and I just become awful with him
I think it's partialy psychosomatic, but I also just don't play as much anymore. Also the average skill of the average player is higher than it used to be.

>>378422567

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=pubic_tattoo

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>say that I see pharah and mercy as great friends
>pharmercy shippers get pissed

What did they mean by this?

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>>378422567
this

>>378433687
Shippers as a whole are pretty retarded

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What would you do if you had Pharah as your prisoner?

>>378431882
You don't know what you're talking about.

>>378433902
marry her and love her

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pharah is exclusively for gentle love

>>378433902
Brutal sex
Then gentle hand holding
Then brutal sex
Then gentle hand holding
Then gentle sex
Then brutal handholding

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there's this one really cute brown girl I know who won't stop spurning my advances because she's a narcissist, someone please help

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Remember when "shipping" was dumb shit teenage girls did on tumblr and now it's openly fucking discussed on /v/

How pathetically low can you manchildren get, you're worse than bronies.

>>378434456
you have to neg her

>>378434550
is that XXX

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>>378434579
Not certain what that means, I'm not hip anymore

>>378434759
find tactful ways to put her down, but in passing conversation
make her think less of herself, and that you're the catch

just google negging

usually I would never encourage such a disgusting practice, but it's appropriate for narcissists

>>378433902
Lots of anal

>>378434550
Shipping is older than the Internet and is a fangirl thing. (the oldest true ship was Picard / Spook and that's why ships are named ships)
Fanboys like waifus and fangirls like ships.

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>>378434847
I don't think I'm cruel enough for that.
That's why I chase dom girls in the first place.

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>>378433247
Because I can.

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>When you are so fucking busy and old that you can only look at /v/ sometimes becasue there is no time for games
>When you are missing out on Overwatch

I feel like trash.

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>>378434456
Keep trying, she'll eventually appreciate your insistence.

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>>378435151
>missing out

to be honest, looking back on how fucking hype I was before release and during open beta, I'm really upset with the game
it felt like it was gonna be my next huge obsession and turned out just to be my replacement for league

a game I play when I can't think of anything else to play but I want to be a tryhard in ranked

>>378435029
>that's why ships are named ships

nigga what
it comes from the word "relationship"

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>>378435151
Eh, I don't think you're really missing out beyond not playing a really popular game.

I'd been playing since launch, but the high wore off since then. I don't think I play it more than a few times a month.

I like the characters' aesthetic still, I guess.

>>378429150
dudududududu

dududu du udududud

dudududu du du

dudududud

>>378435571
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

aeiou

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>>378435151
Most of the hype is about the waifus,
the game isn't too special.

>>378435629
John Madden

>faggots on /v/ unironically ship two heterosexual women together
How low-test can you be?

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>>378420723
Sand blossom

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>>378432047
I just wish so many of the Asian artists wouldn't go wholehog when they give Pharah some muscle, and give her a penis too.

I mean, I can appreciate futa as much as the next guy, we're all one click away from /d/, but sometimes you just want to look at a girl with a toned body, and not also the giant phallus she's plunging into something else.

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>tfw tiger woods got a dui

poor mother fucker just can't catch a break

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>>378435179
I think my insistence just annoys her

And by "I think," I mean she literally told me
And said that she reflexively bullies me because I'm annoying and so she enjoys it
Which I would be fine with, y'know I'm into that, but I'm sensitive okay

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>>378435820
shit wrong tab

so how do you unlock the goldguns in OW? i just got the game a week ago on sale and i've only played it twice so far

>>378432787
>Pharah is awkward and has never dressed up for a boyfriend before
>But she likes you enough to try, also bought you some chocolates
>Walks up to you, blushing like crazy and avoiding eye contact
>"T-this is...for...for y-you...D-do...do you l-like it?"

>>378435562
what if pharah had a gun?

>>378435942
Play competitive

>>378435942
Play competitive, get comp points, buy gun with comp points.

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>>378433687
All shipfags are cancer

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>>378436032
>flying character with hitscan weapon

>>378435942
You get competitive points for playing competitive. You get 10 for winning a game, 3 for a tie, and you get a larger amount depending on your rank at the end of the season. (Every about 3 months)
They cost 3000 points

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>actually not liking yuri

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>only golden guns I have are for Pharah and Ana
>because they're my two most played characters
>friends call me a ster wannabe

IT'S NOT FAIR

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>>378435980
She seems very upbeat and enthusiastic in the game.
She would probably ride you like mad while kissing you.

>>378436447
No she wouldn't, she doesn't exist

>>378436405
>yuri
kys weebfaggot

>>378436447
Of course, once the initial shyness goes away

She's enthusiastic about fighting because it's been her whole life, but she's never cared about a person like that before, so she doesn't know quite how to act, you see

so if pharah has a jetpack what's stopping everyone else from getting one?

>>378422960
Can I get a source please

>>378436405
Fuck off you cringy autists. Phara, mercy, ana and blueberry all love the cock.

How do I preserve the white race when God gave me uncontrollable jungle fever?

>>378420398
I want to IMPREGNATE her with MIXED babies

>>378436880
Bleach hard

>>378433687
Shipping is a strange autistic past time that removes all higher brain function.
seriously what is wrong with yoh, though. They're doing it in the poosy.

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>Genji and Hog in literally every match

>>378436591
>>378436863
Completely inferior taste. It's mathematically proven the fictional lesbians are the best.

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>>378437016
>the autistic weeb character is only hard countered by niche characters, who are themselves countered by multiple popular, versatile classes

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>My teams Dva burning her shield against Zarya
>Stops shielding against Roadhog as soon as he hooks someone not her

>>378437016
>tracer and dva players everywhere

fucking kill this game already

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>>378436598
I want to feel her lose her shyness progressively while popping her cherry.

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Why is playing heal so frustrating?

>>378437470

>niche

Mei, Hog, Mcree and symmetra (to name a few) are good genji counters.

>>378437470
Genji and D.Va being in every fucking game is why I picked up Zarya, jesus fuck those characters are fucking cancer.

>>378432047
Thats Korra, you retard.

>>378423725
>thinking she's practicing to get pregnant

>>378437654
It's a character type designed specifically for gayboys to get off on.
Anyone else is just willingly torturing themselves by playing it.

>>378437654

Because it depends on teamwork which no one understands

>>378436591
Literally everyone loves lesbians.

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>>378437738
I know you moron, that's why I said t. musclebrown.

>>378437697
Genji has a similar problem to Widowmaker and Hanzo, only the best can really make use of them. But Genji actually sees usage in Grandmaster.

>>378437858
I'm not against lesbian. But just call them lesbian, dont use some jap-shit-name name for it

>>378437902
I'm not sure if you're calling yourself musclebrown or expressing your love for it

>>378438018
The latter

>>378438048
FUCK
You got my hopes up

>>378437654
Go Zen instead. You can heal and still kick ass.

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>>378431849
the only people who complain about this either only play QP or play at low SR

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>Pharah's frost skin doesn't shoot snowballs

>>378438541
I want Sombra to call me a half-white race traitor and sexually assault me

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>>378433902
I would hang out and talk about girl stuff with her and play video games

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This game's community is so salty it's just hilarious. I know it's unbalanced because >Blizzard but I don't even care, I'm having too much of a blast.

>>378423535
that would be me

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I want to give Captain Amari all the relief she needs after a long day of operating.

>>378439216
If only lucio wasnt a nigger

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the cutest friendship in the game

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>>378439510
I want to destroy her ass.

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I wish Pharah would get a skin that wasn't armor. It's not like the armor is distinctly important to her silhouette like it is for Reinhardt.

>>378441073
More cute Overwatch pics, I demand it.

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>>378441328

So who is Pharah's dad?

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>>378441846
Me.

>>378441073

Extremely nice

I WANT TO IMPREGNATE ALL OVERWATCH SLUTS

HOLY FUCK

>>378441925
Who is this dubai beauty?

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>Overwatch thread
But i just fapped ten minutes before.

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I'm glad S76 exists. Makes soloq that much more bearable

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>>378442691
Some cosplayer.
And funny enough, she's literally from dubai.

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>>378442197
Rate the Overwatch girls from easiest to hardest to get

I dare you all

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>>378442936
Found her. She's fucking gorgeous.

>>378437658
Symemetra, mei, and mcree are niche.

>>378443189
>>378442936
Moar.

>>378441846
We assume the Canadian since he shows up in sprays and Pharah visits him on Christmas.

But people like to take note that Ana was never married, Amari is her maiden name, and run with the idea that it could've been any of the original generation OW gentlemen, with Jack or Reinhardt being popular candidates.

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>>378441846
They made her dad some random Injun because people were upset with a couple of her skins.

>>378420723
Sand witch

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I ship McCree and Pharah.

>>378444568
McCree was just a nice young youth with a troubled past, this comic upsets me
I actually did notice that Pharah has a special voice line for killing McCree where she addresses him by first name, it's kinda weird

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Hola! Superior brown girl coming through cabrones.

>>378444902
You can't hack through a wall

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>>378444902
i think sombra is cute but she's not wife material like pharah

>>378420398
>wearing the symbol of a demon

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>>378444902

>Watching a Roadhog jump and flail like a deflating baloon after hacking him and he can't use his hook or heal

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>>378445381
>Horus
>demon

>>378445549
The pagan gods were demons anon

>>378444876
It's not TF2, they're not gonna really "taunt" each other and the game isn't part of the story. Hence the brutal slaughter and skirmishes might as well be lighthearted romps where Pharah won't blink over killing Reinhardt or McCree and tease them a bit.

>>378436503
>>378432787
Stop. The truth is pain.

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>>378428481
>>378432909
Widowmaker isn't hard you just need to play her a lot.

>>378437658
3 of those are niche to some extent, and Hog is only a counter if you can land the hook, which is hard to do if the Genji player isn't braindead.

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>>378445147
This.

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>>378445629
I'm just gonna post smug images at you until you go away

>>378445703
Yeah I know. It just seems like a personal statement.
It's something like "got you this time, Jesse," if I remember right.

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>he still doesn't know

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Did they nerf the cooldown on Pharah's jump jet?
Why is her rocket launcher basically the direct hit from TF2 but slower?

Why did they give sym's beam more range?

why

>>378446105
MUH FEEELS I CRY EVERYTIM SO GOOD FANA T

>>378444568
That's too fucking adorable and sad.

>>378432987
Because CWC

>>378444568
What the fuck is Mercy's problem. Cunt.

>>378446468
To be fair, McCree's kind of a cunt.

>>378446535
He seems like a very nice man and I wish he was my dad

>>378446650
He's murdered and stolen a lot.

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>>378446290
Holy shit, that was so rude.

>>378446753
He saved that whole train that one time though

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>>378446535
McCree can come off as a cocky bastard sure, but he's also just a kid from the wrong side of the tracks, who got a second chance through Overwatch. Mercy needs to stop being such a cunt and let the kid have a laugh.

>>378446945
Totally makes up for all the other shit he did, amirite?

>>378420398
>in two hits

Do you just stand still or what?
The most any Pharah can do is damage you with the shockwave.

>>378447016
If he stole and killed less than a trainful of people and stuff, than yes.

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>>378441328

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>>378446105

>>378446040
Well, Pharah's pretty familiar with the OG OW heroes. McCree's one of the closest ones in terms of age and joined after his arrest, so I imagine they'd get along pretty well.

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Getting real sick of this shit.

>>378443080
Assuming all hetero
>1. Mei

Fat, so she has to lower her standards for her sexual partners

>2. Tracer
Seems like the type of girl who would give you the clap

>3. D.Va
Seems like the type of girl who would put out if as long as you have a decent body and similar hobbies

>Everyone else
Impossible

>>378448293
Go Zenyatta and just pray they notice the "kill this" orb.

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>>378447949
I love young Pharah annoying Gabe.

I want to race mix with Pharah or Sombra

Why are brown girls so perfect?

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I'M HELPDIIIINNGGGG

>>378443080

Easiest: Widowmaker. She has almost no emotions so she would let anyone fuck her.
Hardest: Pharah. She's a Muslim.

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>>378449482
Just accept it and breed.

>>378449746
I want to impregnate the blueberry mon cheri

>its a "bronze people" asking for nerfs thread

>>378450074
Pharah is coptic, though.

>>378441692
Jesus christ what's wrong with Ana's face?

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>>378450258
le dreamworks faec

>>378445629
t. jacob shekelstein

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>>378449482
Arab girls wouldn't technically be race-mixing, they are caucasians too.
It would be ethnic-mixing.

>>378450608
LOL no Arabs are Semitic you retard

>>378420398
>JUSTICE REIGNS FROM A-
what did she mean by this?

>>378450705
Semitics are another race, or an ethnic group?

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>>378450705
Green are caucasians.

>>378450747
Ethnic group.

>>378450986
What is red?
What is the light blue/purple in the ocean? fish people?

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>>378451317

>>378451604
meant for
>>378451552

>>378450986
>>378451604
"This schematic map shows the distribution of the five subspecies of Homo during most of the Pleistocene, from 500,000 to 10,000 years ago. This distribution matches that on the diagram in Chapter 1. Of the five subspecies, the Congoid was the most isolated; it was in contact with only one other, the Capoid, then resident in North Africa. The second map shows what happened at the end of the Pleistocene, when the Mongoloids and Caucasoids expanded and burst out of their territories. The Mongoloids entered and inhabited America, and extended their domain southward into Southeast Asia and Indonesia, while the Australoids crossed Wallace's Line and occupied Australia and New Guinea. The Caucasoids thrust northward. More significantly, they drove the Capoids out of North Africa and occupied the White Highlands of Kenya and Tanganyika. The Congoids were reduced to a small part of their earlier domain, including the Congo forests and the lands to the north, where they later evolved rapidly and spread, as Negroes, over much of Africa."

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>>378445769
I know, but it baffles me when i wanna try to practice as her, my team start getting assraped forcing me to switch to my mains

How do i become a proper healslut?

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>>378449482
Same.

>>378433295
Mercy's dance is so cute.

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>>378453864
God, Ana is so beautiful.

>>378435038
>gentle
>wants to date a narcissist
You are going to be the worst father

You would think they could at least put in the same effort as the Heroes of the Storm team and do stuff like have Reaper not have the dumb voice filter when he's in his Blackwatch outfit or have Young Ana have a less old voice.

And the HotS team is famous for half-assing "legendary" skins.

>>378454846
They thought of doing that in the beta with skins like Young Hanzo, bringing up new voice actors and such
probably didn't because of how much of a hassle would be, also shit would be very expensive

Also I think they got another voice actor for Gabe in the uprising event, he sounded pretty damn good

>>378455072
It's the same VA, he's just not doing the "Reaper" voice.

>>378444876
I've never heard that one, what does she say?

>>378455390
"Got you this time, Jesse"

>>378455072

The game makes a shit ton of money, and it's not like voice actors get paid Hollywood dollars in America. It would not be such a big deal to have Ana's VA do it again without the hag voice or to have Reaper do his normal voice. The fans would really fucking appreciate it, too, and it'll keep interest in the game. It's beneficial to show that you care and aren't lazy.

It's like someone said about Beekeeper Mei, they could have had her shoot honey and encase herself in a beehive. Instead she's still shooting ice. Even HotS, fucking lazy as they are, will slap green fire on AzGul'Dan's ball. And that's a game that was on life support until a couple months ago.

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>>378453864
It's probably karma that reaper always gets stuck with bad henchmen. The most obedient one he has is literally brainwashed

>>378422483
>>378422960
>>378432909
>>378435038

>playing bottom 5 on purpose

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>Fag goes Widow.
>Avoids enemy Widow as much as possible.

>>378435942
what everyone else said, except I have a good feeling that gold gun unlock method is going to change in a few days.

>>378457429

The worst is when somebody locks Widowmaker and then they proceed to never shoot at Pharah ever.

Like, why did you even pick Widowmaker?

>>378441846
Plot twist: McCree

>>378457847
They are sniper fags because they don't want to ever have to engage in the actual battle.

>>378453864
>Genji a part of Blackwatch now for no reason

Do they just make up Overwatch's story as they go?

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>>378458009
Canon.

>>378458440
Yes, they've admitted that.

>>378458585
What great writing. Truly up to the standards of a multi-billion dollar company.

>>378458440

Yeah. They claim to have all this lore but where's the lore? Seriously all you know is Australia is all fucked up, Africa is advanced, and Omnics were evil.

>>378452014
Stop giving a shit about winning. You're playing the learn and get proficient. I've been trying to pick up Ana and I don't give a shit, I'm picking her for whatever map and I'm going to fuck it up so that I can learn my matchups, sightlines, and kit. The only way to get good is to lose and learn why

>>378420723
Sand Princess obviously.

>>378458440
Genji has a shadier past then McCree, it actually makes a lot of sense he was involved with them

>>378458732
>multimedia projects dying for inane reasons
>lead writer more interested in pushing his self-insert fantasies than actually making some kind of attempt to make the story congruous with the game
>any time they're pushed on this they just drop inane tidbits like "Pharah is a classic rock fan" just to satiate people

Face it, don't expect anything great out of OW. Just play the game, enjoy the waifus and keep your head down.

>>378458735
Chu basically scrapped everything Metzen had for Overwatch once he took over. Retcons and rewrites are the name of the game now.

>>378458732
I don't understand why a multiplayer shooter needs writing in the first place, or characters.
It's absolutely pointless.

>>378458932
Genji being a part of Blackwatch was not mentioned nor hinted at at all until the Uprising Event.

>>378459004
I think most people just expect some basic consistency from writing, not anything great.

>>378459004
It just makes me sad, Winston and Tracer going on fun adventures together trying to rebuild Overwatch had a lot of potential for a cool story

>>378459238

Isn't Chu a huge Mercyfag who is hellbent on shipping her with his self-insert, Genji?

>>378459403
>Genji being a part of Blackwatch was not mentioned nor hinted at at all until the Uprising Event.

To be fair though, I actually forget Genji was a member of Overwatch in general since nobody besides Mercy and Hanzo talks to him or even acknowledges his existence. McCree talks to him like he barely knows him.

>>378459656
Yes, he used to post on twitter alot about how it was his favorite ship. Blizzard has seemed to tighten Chu's rope about what he posts on twitter publicly.

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Id kill for a slice of life comedy show featuring the cast of Overwatch.

>>378459809

Is that even a good ship? I don't know much about Overwatch lore. Wasn't Genji rebuilt like the Six Million Dollar Man? Was Mercy his doctor? That's really boring and cliche.

>>378460074
Don't worry, we'll get a movie in 2030 or something.

I block at least 1 or 2 people on the enemy team every game so I dont have to see them again

Is there a limit on your block list?

>>378460457
Depends what you define as a "good" ship. In this case it's just the lead writer living out his white woman fantasies in the game.

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>>378431375
Blue eyes contrast beautifully with dark skin.

>>378437526
I want her to feel me losing my shyness (and depression, self-hate, etc.) while taking my virginity, and feel a sense of pride at being the one to make me finally let go.

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>>378420723
sand cutie

>>378420723
Sand Pirate

>>378420723
Sand PRINCESS
My cute sand princess

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>>378463993
She'll treat you with a lot of love, Anon.

>>378464142
thats way too small to be a 45lb plate

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>>378464142
Why is she so perfect.

>>378450986
>>378451604
>East Africa is white

HAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHABAHAHhahHahahaha!!!

Deadass I'm fucking crying! Holy haha!!!

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>>378458505
ssauce boss?

I love Pharah!

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>>378466637
>caucasian = white

>>378420398
basically a gorilla

1- play EYE
2- play Eurotruck simulator2
3- play warband
4- play n3ds
5- download some other game and play
6- cry until sleep
7- cry until sleep
8- cry until sleep
9- cry until sleep
0- fap to something I find fucking disgusting

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>>378466801
Very happy of the irrelevancy of these "opinions".

>>378466637
>caucasoid means you are white
>unironical usage of exclamation marks
>i'm crying
>haha
Obese lardball original of reddit detected.

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>>378465657
I thought it was kilos

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>>378466280
Cause she's not real

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>>378466743
you have good taste, anon

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>>378422483
tfw I can't hit Pharah on widow
tfw I can't hit Pharah on McCree
tfw I can't hit Pharah on soldier
tfw I can hit Pharah on Pharah

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>>378468501
if you can't hit Pharah as Soldier you shouldn't be playing FPSs desu

I'd hit Pharah's metal thong, if you know what I mean

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>tfw no Bedouin gf

>>378443080
Easiest: Mercy, especially if you're black
Mid tier: Pharah, has standards but is chill
Hard mode: Bastion

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>>378468953
tfw no Anubis gf

>>378469132
The only person easy if you are black is your childhood's love.

>>378468698
Idk why I can't hit her ever, if we need to deal with Pharah I switch to Pharah and blow her out of the sky

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>>378469165
the Anubis armor does something to me

>>378437654
Its a role reliant on teamwork and communication to be most effective, in a game where you might not even be able to communicate with half your team thanks to group voice chat.

Its a role that cant defend itself because otherwise it would be too strong, so your main method of defense is hiding behind your teammates while being a high priority target.

And finally, its a really passive playstyle that is boring as shit.

>>378469783
I want to breed the Rocket Queen

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>>378470256
Who doesn't.

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>>378470256
Only gays don't want to.

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This is what basically every single QP match looked like to me so far.

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Is Pharah the new Bastion for golds

>>378438541
Absolute shitter detected. Widow is the only one that's is worthwhile in some situations, Hanzo/Sombra/Reaper are <3% pick heroes on everything above Master.

>>378470182
>Its a role that cant defend itself because otherwise it would be too strong, so your main method of defense is hiding behind your teammates

Someone never played Ana or Zenyatta.

>>378471865
Why can't you block that one guy

>>378437654
Healing is always going to force you to cooperate with others, and that is always going to be difficult.

>>378433902
I would mentally abuse her to the breaking point until Mercy came to save her. Then I'd take the fall as planned so Mercy comes out as the hero and wins Pharah's undying love. Later Mercy would wire the payment into my account and I'd move on to the next client.

>>378463293
I am so ridiculously thirsty, holy shit.

>>378472420
it's himself

>>378472420
Seems like I actually had him blocked before.

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>it's a Hanzo/Reaper/Junkrat/Sombra instalock on a map where they are especially weak episode
>it's a let's shit on the only guy who picks a tank or a healer because my buttbuddies can't do no wrong episode
>it's a dude it's just QP lmao I'm not even trying episode
>it's a everybody shits on everybody when in truth they are all unbelievably bad and you carried them to victory with 4 golds as a tank and because they are so awfully bad they didn't even recognize your achievement soi they trashtalk you too and think you're just blaming the team when it actually was the teams fault episode

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>>378473575
>it's a "team begins to win, and then shit-talks each other trying to take credit for the brief advantage, then loses because they're paying more attention to shit-talking than playing" episode

>>378470472
Is she eating yogurt

>>378474360
>it's a the guy who actually achieved the upper hand is the only one not trashtalking and silently judging everyone else and blocks them after their victory episode

>that feel when Pharah and Sombra made me want a brown gf above all others

>>378474534
What is it about Overwatch that makes us so hostile and agitated to each other? I've been on the bad end of some asskickings in TF2 or Counter-Strike but I never felt as incensed as I did in completely mundane and low stakes OW matches.

>>378476560
In TF2 or CS:GO you get outplayed.

In OW one team out-bullshits the other team's bullshit.

>>378420398
>>378420723
>tfw I'm white
>people tell me to only date within my race to preserve it

>I'd betray my race for someone like pharah

she's perfect

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>>378476382
iktf

>>378477146
How is there no pov smf where Pharah is stroking her cock and says "Justice rains from above" while cumming onto your face?

>>378478358
>her cock
Dont make this gay

>>378420723
Everyone else is too much of a pussy so I'll step up to the plate here.

I called you a SAND NIGGER bet you thought I wasn't gonna say it huh but I actually did haha pretty funny right?

>>378420398
why are you doing this to my dick?

How did my thoughts on Sombra go from initially being "her design is terrible" to "I want to make babies with that hacker"

Does anybody have any Pharah in sports bikinis?