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There is absolutely nothing remotely redeemable about anything

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There is absolutely nothing remotely redeemable about anything that this hack fraud failed move director has ever produced, directed, or touched in any way.

His games not only are schizophrenic toy boxes that lack direction and focus, but they also suffer from ludo-narrative dissonance so fucking strong that the game literally lectures you about and attempts to make you feel bad for enjoying them and having fun.

All his previous work aside, MGSV proved Kojima has no idea how to handle something open world, and Death Stranding will be a failure because of his inability to budget, his fetish for Hollywood actors, his lack of skill in open world games, and his general fucking ego.

Oh, and before anyone says it, PT was trash, it wasn't scary, it wasn't fun, it wasn't interesting. It was a ton of vague spooky shit that has no meaning behind it. Silent Hills would have been the same way.

Stop sucking his dick and admit he makes fucking trash /v/. Grow up.
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Konami fired him because he's a selfish moron.
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>>378416732
way to reply to the points I laid out for you.
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>>378416060
He was never fired.
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>>378417513
fuck off trip fag go back to neverbegameover an suck off the other literally insane people.
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kojima deserves more
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>>378415878
Just stick to playing COD and Nier Automata then I guess?
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>>378416931
>"it was trash because I didn't like it!"
>"an actual argument? lol fuck off xD"
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He actually made the greatest game ever made
what have YOU done with your life OP?
yeah that's what I thought
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I literally don't like anything about his games other than the art design. Whoever does the art for him is the GOAT.
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Except mg 2, mgs, 2 and 3 were fucking awesome
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>>378415878
MGSV was fantastic
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>>378417513
Caramel, brother, did you learn nothing from that thread with FIB?
Can't you see how his bullshit is just as bullshitty as your bullshit? You call him crazy just 'cuz he arrived at a slightly more insane conclusion than your own, but you idiots follow the same logic.

Over analysing work in progress trailers, nitpicking random Kojima tweets, obsessing over things that are obviously cut content and pulling tangential links out your ass after quick google searchs that someone else made and you didn't even bother to double check.

In my opinion, your obsession if the doctor announcing a fake operation is just as crazy as FIB's belief that Kojima is following his bullshit on twitter and is aware of who he is. Think about it, just for a second, before you get completly disappointed this E3 and do something stupid.

Remember, FIB is just as sure of his bullshit as you are sure of yours
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>>378417857
What's that game?
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>>378417513
It's a cultural thing you fucking idiot
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>>378415878
He wouldn't be as popular if he didn't have such a competent team behind him, and they got 0 recognition. I don't disagree with how Awful this dudes writing is, I love this series, but I genuinely feel like it's most rabid fans are people that have never read a fucking book. People will defend this writing like it's some top quality shit.

Dudes writing has the depth of a fucking high school student's essay, but because it's in a medium that's juvenile as fuck it's propped up on this pedestal. ignoring the fact that most of the stuff it goes up against is pure garbage, it's not hard to say it's a big fish in a little pond mentality kicking in.
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>>378418034
>>>378417832
sons of liberty
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>>378418240
Dude, it's a game. A GAME. The gameplay is cool that's it. Needless to say that the plot of individual games is awesome. Overall Metal Gear storyline is retarded because Kojima throws in a lot of information for no apparent reason.
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>>378418269
Sons of Liberty is great but it's the worst numbered MGS game
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>>378418605
I'm well aware it's a game friend. I'm just saying people treat this shit like it's their life. You have tranny autists treating this dude like he's Batman and he's two steps ahead of everyone dropping hints in every little thing he says. It's insanity
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>>378415878

God Policenauts sucks! It's like a really bad Visual Novel. And I don't know, seriously, VN are like the easiest thing in the world to design. So when you design a bad one, that is remarkable.

Like the entire story of Policenaughts is not only a pixel hunt, but you basically have to try everything, and then try everything multiple times. So if you don't know this, like if you want to know about some photograph, you ask about the photograph, and she tells you something, and then you have to ask the same topic again. So that photograph entry can occur 3 or 4 times. And then you have to start from the beginning and try them all again because the third time might have opened something new up. And you have to exhaust every single option. ALL OF THEM. Before the game will let you move on. That is HORRIBLE.

It's not like an oldschool adventure game. Because in an adventure game you don't have to look at and inspect everything on the screen multiple times. You're just sitting there, desperately wanting to move on with the plot, and then you're stuck trying to inspect every little thing over and over again, and asking people the same questions over and over again. Ah it's bad. And when it finally gets exciting, it gets exciting for 20 seconds then you're right back at it.

Is the plot interesting? Not really. You know what the story is? It is 5% Blade Runner, 95% Lethal Weapon. It's straight up Riggs and Murtaugh. It's not even subtle. He rips off whole scenes. It's amazing.
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>>378418663
it's the best game ever made, brainlets not welcome.
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>>378418792
I can't tell if you are joking or not because there are some people here that actually consider it to be the best game ever. How can it be the best game ever made if it's not even the beat in the franchise?
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>>378418741
I've only played Snatcher and I hear that was better than Policenauts.

What you described was a problem in Snatcher but only in 2 parts of the game that I can recall. The other thing is these games are simply old.

I'm actually working on a Snatcher/Policenauts type game with modern improvements. It's a small pet project, partly serving to (hopefully) get a larger project off the ground afterwards, and also because I wanted more Snatcher kinds of games.
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>>378418032
idk anon, i havent seen caramel or FIB talk much about the canavero/ford pr angle of all this, and that shit seems more plausible every day. pile onto that the as of yet still locked disarmament cutscene, now with renewed vigour in the posting of nuke counts from 'J'
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Is he really married though?
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>>378419619
>>378419619
>renewed vigour in the posting of nuke counts from 'J'
There's like 2 tweets dude.
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>>378415878
says the mad sub-human weaboo on an irrelevant taiwanese message board
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>>378415878

What's the point of saying this when his entire gameography has got almost universal critical acclaim and he has a net worth in the millions and is loved by millions of people. Like what are you trying to change there chief. Shit even if I agreed with you I'd still think this was a waste of time.
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>>378418663
this guy could not be anymore correct fuck raiden
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>>378415878
Jesus, I look just like him...
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>>378415878
is he becoming the George Lucas of video games?
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>>378417997
From a gameplay perspective sure, I put a ton of hours into it. The story was an absolute train wreck with obvious cut content everywhere.
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>>378421459
>The story was an absolute train wreck with obvious cut content everywhere
Spot the idiot who parrots /v/ memes.
There's a lot of shitty things about MGSV. The story isn't one of them. Cut content is minimal, only a mission that's mostly irrelevant to the game's themes and final conclusion.
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>>378421459
>The story was an absolute train wreck with obvious cut content everywhere.

nah you just didn't get it
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>>378415878
>GRRRR STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE. EVEN IF HE'S RECOGNIZE BY THE ENTIRE VIDEO GAME INDUSTRY AND COMMUNITY FOR BEING ONE OF THE MOST INFLUENTIAL AND LOVED GAME DESIGNERS OF ALL TIME, YOU'RE ALL WRONG AND I'M RIGHT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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>>378415878
He's cute
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ok
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What Konami could make for the 30th anniversary of mg saga?

A remake of mgs3 (they already have the cutscenes and models) or bring mgs collection with mgs4 to ps4/x1/pc and I would be Fine.
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>>378415878
Someone didn't get a ps4 for his birthday
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>>378415878
I liked peace walker.
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>>378415878

All I'm hearing is how shit your taste is.

MGS3 is 10/10, and MGS1 was revolutionary. Also, PT was fantastic, as anyone with non-shit taste knows. You grow up you fucking moron.
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>>378423752
Why the fuck does he need PS4 though? Not for kojima's shit for sure, and I own ps4 if you're interested
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>>378415878

To spout the Kojima is a hack meme is to not remember a time before Kojima when the best plot in gaming was fucking Mortal Kombat.

So underage.
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>>378423978
"konami, give me please all this dollars for shit like 80s music, actors for doing nothing, Del Toro and tweets with big hamburgers so I can shit out MGSV and demo that pretends to be horror"
Damn son, I don't even know
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>>378424103

Some plots have.
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>>378423973
pretty defensive there
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wow these guys are trying so desperately to turn the tide of jap video games actually being worth playing vs the western schlock being churned out

west is only good at making FPS and nowadays they are even corrupting that formula with their bullshit
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>>378424208
For what? Kojima is a nigger just like Taro and most other "he was good back in times" developers, accept that already
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>>378424448

>Kojima is a nigger just like Taro and most other "he was good back in times" developers

If only anyone stepped up to replace them, I'd maybe be inclined to agree.
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>>378424410
>That's what actually happens if you had some idea of how businesses work.
Yeah, that's why they had a contract that they're gonna fire his ass after MGSV's done and cancelled P.T. because he didn't want to concentrate on one project and just eat their money
>Konami thinks it's more profitable to focus on smartphone games
Source for that please or you're a nigger
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>>378418032
>obviously cut content
You can't say cut content if you havne't experienced the whole game.
Unfortunately, it's going to take a while.
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>>378425132
Hahahahahaha

Pathetic nigger.
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>>378427905
There is no argument to be had when you mistake satire articles from dead websites for real information.
You lose your badge.
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>>378415878
>So mad about someone you will never know and have any influence over
>MGSV proved Konami are ultra jews
>He thinks DS will be open world combat and not a horror game
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>>378415878
This tbqh
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>>378428239
Do I need to address that garbage too?
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/konami-will-make-more-metal-gear-silent-hill-castlevania-games-console-1520731
They backtracked on that mobile statement a long time ago, but drones of your kind like to keep pushing the meme.

Don't pretend like you have any semblance of an idea of what happened.
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>>378425132
Blown the abso-fucking-loutely out.
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>>378429834
samefag
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>Grow up.
Well, I don't make posts like that so I guess I am
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>>378430061
That was my first post in that thread.
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>>378430216
maybe you should read the reply where anon gets exposed for linking to a satire article
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>>378417658
i wish i was him he totally fucked her
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>>378422004
7/10 stop using that fucking targinga memes for fucks sake
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>>378430286
Don't care i know from a reputable source what happened to Kojima in detail. I can't get into of course because that would expose my friend too easily. It is a very specific thing that happened to the kojima team and it involves repurposing of the most disgusting kind and also just flat out work impediments of various types. I can only talk about the one where Kojima wasn't allowed to work directly with his team and also that guy that was repurposed to fucking cleaning duty.
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>>378418032
Just one think anon, do you really belive in a head transplant operation??? do you realize that kind of shit would change the world and its iluminati tier shit right?
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>>378430976
What the fuck are you talking about?
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>>378430976
You can fuck off with that bullshit.
There is zero reasoning for Konami mistreating Kojima in any manner. He is their definitive poster boy, and the fact that you fools forget that boggles the mind.

Additionally, you lost when you said Kojima wasn't allowed to work with his team. They were chatting and taking pictures at the same rate before and after the """incident""" happened.
Everyone could've easily debunked that from his tweets.
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>>378431702
No the last 4-5 months Kojima didn't post pretty much anything.
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>>378428450
>last day of e3, sony panel
>MGS logo in the big screen
>Every body is going insanly mad booing the game
>suddenly you can see some one walking in the stage
>MGS logo changes, it says "metal gear solid" instead of metal gear survive
>everybody is quiet now
>Suddenly as a number 5 fades into the screen
the misterious character on stage its iluminated by the reflectors
>its Hideo Freaking Kojima
>It was all a ruse
>Its like a dream
>Everybody is going insane now
>Kojima ascends, hes a god now
>This is the E3 no one will ever forget
>Konami are heroes
>Sony are heroes
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>>378421585
>There's a lot of shitty things about MGSV. The story isn't one of them.
It kind of is though
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>>378431134
>none of canavero's head transplant papers were peer reviewed
>no real practicing doctor is taking him seriously
>looks exactly like doctor in TPP
>tedx takes place in cyprus
>hospital you wake up in is in cyprus
>canavero has several bananas lying around in his talk
>breaks one in half to explain what he will do to the neck of his patient
>kojima leaves bananas all around his kojipro update videos
>keeps tweeting bananas split in half
>canavero's technique is called HEAVEN
>canavero opened his tedx talk to forever young
>pic related
>canavero says it will take months of VR training to get used to new body
>kojima puts unrealistic goal (disarmament) that people know they can achieve but not if kojima balances in favour of owning nukes forcing players to continue playing
>this on top of the obvious ford ad campaign tie ins
idk how people can deny the ruse
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>>378415878
it wasn't scary
lol
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>>378431532
Hes talking about kotaku rumor post back in the day, nothing new. Kek
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>>378415878
I hate MGS2 as much as everyone else with objectively refined taste but MGS3 is actually a masterpiece.
MGS4 is some amazing fanservice too.
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>>378431820
What a bold faced lie.
https://twitter.com/search?l=&q=from%3AHIDEO_KOJIMA_EN%20since%3A2015-03-14%20until%3A2015-09-01&src=typd

https://twitter.com/HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN/status/613590201923825665
https://twitter.com/HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN/status/634312693621493760

Did he learn to take selfies with mind powers when he was locked in his room?
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Metal Gear Survive
A Hideo Kojima Game
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>>378432808
How can be kojima so based to ignore fandom, sjw and all that shit devs pander to nowdays, gotta love that man
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>>378432808
>criticised his own game idea just to fuck with us
I wouldn't be surprised
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>>378415878
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>>378432071
Very nice summary. Maybe Big Boss had to have a head transplant after whatever happened to him in Camp Omega and TPP is VR simulation to help him recover.
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>>378433251
if you think about it there is shit way more unbelivable in mgs saga than "zombies" Kek
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the only games i like are schizophrenic toy boxes
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>>378433909
people should replay the quarantine mission of mgsv, or see any of the puppet soldiers. kojima knows what he's doing, hes already making a zombie game.
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>>378433445
Why does the good doctor have to be a part of the ruse?
I recognize plenty of coincidences, though they might be used to build on the pre-launch mystery.
I don't trust TPP one bit, however I also don't trust Ground Zeroes. The head transplant fuckery doesn't explain how he saw Paz jump out and explode, and then zoned out after seeing another helicopter approach quickly. We don't see or hear the two collide either, which sets quite an annoying indecisive cliffhanger.
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>>378417513
>>378417629
>>378418032
>>378418062
>>378426806


fun thread but i have to leave it, no point staying to read more replys when im so sleepy

gn /v/ sweet dreams, see ya in the morning
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>>378417513
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>>378434432
this
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How could you not love this face?
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>>378434468
In mgs 4 ending bb tells snake he had all his boddy parts changed at some point, im not sure about the head transplant but it would fit in the cannon tho
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>>378432232
kill yourself nigger, go overrate saturday morning cartoons somewhere else.
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>>378418897
because it is the best in the franchise, the opinion of illiterates matters very little, you might prefer the Bond movie, people like me prefer his essay and we're on the right side of history.
you can enjoy your popcorn parodies as much as you want but please stop comparing your cartoons to actual video games.
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>>378418269
Sons of liberty is my favorite too but, calling it GOAT is kinda pushing it desu
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Canon MGS games: MG, MG2, MGS, MGS2, MGS4.
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>>378434468
there is still infomation we have yet to uncover, but the evidence towards canavero and the head transplant being nothing to take seriously overwhelming, so what then remains is why he's doing any of it, and the most reason anyone has given other than that hes wants to be victor frankenstein is that he is part of kojimas ruse, which actually seems like the most plausible answer all things considered. its curious how all the results of their tests on animals are "wiped out" by floods and electrical errors so they have nothing to show, there was no peer review on his works, medical experts call him a quack, there is no way this would get past any ethics committee. so what then? he works with the chinese, who have a well documented history of black market organ trade and unethical secret surgeries. at this point he has way too much media attention to be able to go through with it.
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>>378421317
Don't bully raiden
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>>378435113
>Venom Snake

Absolutely disgusting
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>>378434635
Is that Kojima's Doppelgänger?
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>>378435130
If E3 disappoints once again, at least we know he's got the surgery booked for December.

>>378435409
Seeing MG1 Big Boss with the shrapnel bothers me to no end.
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>mfw a snake eater was near me
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>>378435637
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>>378417513
autism
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>>378417776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te9ymn_CH1g
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Kojima needs to fucking shave.
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>>378435637
Almost forgot.
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>>378435637
>>378435843
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But MG, MG2, MGS, MGS 2, MGS 3, Peace Walker, Snatcher, Policenauts, Zone of the Enders 2nd Runner, and GZ are all good games.
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>>378424448

>Taro
>ever good

He has literally never been good.
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>>378419619
Peeler, the MGS twitter and several other sources have claimed they would fix the nuke tab or "assess problems" since last year, but then nothing happens.

Canavero and Ford is just coincidences, Canavero especially.

Nobody would announce a fake surgery, in real conferences and medical science papers, to be performed in a real cripple kid, in a real hospital just to promote a video game. That's not how a person that has spent their life in the field of medice would want to leave as a legacy as he retires.

>>378431134
Russian scientist have been able to keep dogs and monkeys alive with their head cut off for minutes before, look it up, it's fucked up.
I honestly don't believe it will work, at least for now, I imagine the tecnology would come out at some point. Plus, the doctor already said he doesn't think the kid will have any control over his body, he will simply live.

But it doesn't matter if it will work or not, what matters is this: No real doctor, and this is a real doctor we can trace him back at least a decade, would agree to bookend his career by partaking in a farce to promote a video game.
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>>378415878
so how many successful video game franchises have you made?

oh, right
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>>378417513
Just let it go anon...
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>>378418032
he is FIB, retard
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>>378436809

I disagree with OP, but the argument that you haven't done something therefore you cannot criticize is dumb.

I am not a professional athlete, but I can still point out when they're fucking shit at their sport.
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>>378415878
>PT
I don't understand why PT got so big. Was it because Kojima became a meme? Was it because it was a braindead literal hallway simulator that everyone could easily understand? Was it because the puzzle in it was so idiotically convoluted that it seemed like Einstein himself wrote it for the demo?
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>>378436508
Stop being retarded, keping a dogs head alive for minutes isnt the same as transplanting a HUMAN head to a new boddy, humans are waaaaay more complicated than dogs buddy

>Plus, the doctor already said he doesn't think the kid will have any control over his body, he will simply live.

And No. he said he will use VR to teach him how to use his new body.

>But it doesn't matter if it will work or not, what matters is this: No real doctor, and this is a real doctor we can trace him back at least a decade, would agree to bookend his career by partaking in a farce to promote a video game.

Opinions are not facts, also how can you be this naive, not every doctor is in for the "help people" meme, money and fame are very valid points for him to do this.
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>>378437053
>Was it because it was a braindead literal hallway simulator that everyone could easily understand?
>Was it because the puzzle in it was so idiotically convoluted that it seemed like Einstein himself wrote it for the demo?
Are you so fucking retarded that you can't understand the contradiction of those two frases?
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>>378415878
I think it meme. Nobody really likes him. But everybody tell that he is genius and he make super smart and fun games.
And you get Kojima ""game"" instead. With clunky gameplay retarded ai hour long cinematics and subtle as a brick story.
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>>378437203
The gameplay is simple enough to allow anyone to easily jump in while the puzzle was stupidly complex enough (Make sure you look at this one picture a thousand times and you'll progress the demo!) to also make it seem bigger, more intelligent than it actually is. If you're so retarded that you're unable to understand this, then that's on you you stupid fuck.
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>>378415878
This is the same /v/ that has fallen for the VR and Switch memes, honestly anon what else did you expect?
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>>378437449
The switch isn't a meme lol
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>>378435409
>>378435545

I imagine he eventually got some of the metal filed down or something to make it less noticable in later years before MG1. In TPP he didnt really give a fuck about appearances and was just getting shit done.
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>>378437418
does it hurt to have such crippling autism?
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>>378437516
"I-i-it's n-not true! M-mods!"

This place is basically NeoGaf these days.
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>>378436939
No nigger you cant, just because you have an opinion that dosnt mean its valid, sadly stupid people have lots and lots of opinions. By fact if you are seeing some professional athlete compete in any event hes good enough to be doing it, your opinion about him/her being "fucking shit" is not only stupid but irrelevant.

Stop being a fucking kidd and grow up
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>>378437628
>mad as fuck
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>>378437593
If I was actually autistic, I would certainly prefer it to the extra chromosome you are so proud of.
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>>378436508
>its a coincidence ford has two commercials using metal gear characters
and then there;s "le fantome"
>about an assassin
>played by mads mikkelsen
>mads is going to be in death stranding
>the hospital scene is in le fantome
>mads wears JF reys ocelot glasses
>triumph motorcycle like big boss has
>man who sold the world jingle is in le fantome
>it wakes mads up
>its the trigger for Venom
as for some of the similarities on canavero see >>378433445 >>378432071

and your main argument here is that no one would throw away his career for a videogame, but hed be doing that whether the transplant was real or not. so we can rule out his commitment to reputation out the window as an explanation against the ruse cruise theory.
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>>378437701
that just means there's more of me to love, baby ;)
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>>378415878
I don't think you played Snatcher or Policenauts, but then again, I'm replying to a stale copy pasta
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>>378434468
It's hard to trust anything from Snake's perspective after GZ, but since this was during, I don't see any way that chopper didn't collide with Boss'. There's no fucking way based on how it was so close and coming right at them.
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>>378437689
You know it's true anon, embrace it
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>>378437960
nah man I love my switch it's ludo af
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metal gear survive is just the online mode to metal gear solid five

the word survive will superimpose morph into solid five
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>>378437834
The problem is this, you are not seeing big boss perspective, you are seeing some memories from a guy that was brain washed you also have seen the same event 2 times in a diferent way, you cant trust any venoms memories dude. He seeing a helicopter coming at them is just the way hhes trying to put the pices together,, in the end he was probably knock out by paz explosion.
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>>378437834
>during
mfw we learn the chopper doesn't crash in metal gear survive
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>>378438069
Not ludo enought to have Metal gear tho. Kek
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>>378438251
>survive
>paz doesn't die
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>>378423932
/thread
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>>378438152
Okay nigga you may be on to something here. If survive is just the online mode then there would be no need to cancel the preorders because people will get mgs5 on top of that anyways.
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>>378438251
you know how snake says "it's alright, we got the other one out" in the medic flashback

in the GZ original ending, his lips move but he doesn't say the line
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"metal gear online" came as part of mgsV: the phantom pain
"metal gear survive" comes as part of mgsV: death stranding
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I'm playing through Metal Gear V for the first time and I'm enjoying it. Lot's of fun things to do and lot's of thrills to be had in it. His older games were among my favorites when I was a kid/teenager, nowadays I can look back and admit that they were somehow weird and off, storytelling and narrative wise, even when the character designs and ideas were so cool and interesting. This is very clear for me in MGSV, since almost nothing about the story in it seems to stand out. Every character, except Big Boss acts super overdramatic, even though they don't seem to have stories of their own outside the main one, the interactions feel fake and atificial. I hope Death Stranding turns out to be better than that.
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>>378440545
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>>378415878
This thread is a whole lot of hot air. I only rec reading these:
>>378421115
>>378418240
>>378417954
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>>378441805
>ruse cruise denier
absolutely disgusting, only slightly better than holocaust deniers
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>>378418032
*her
>>
ITT: brainlets who dont actually know what makes the MGS storyline so great
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>>378415878
>GOOD THING ACTUALLY BAD BECAUSE ME ANGRY AND WANT TO APPEAR SMART AND ON THE EDGE
>ME MAKE LONG POST SAY THIS
>GRWWWAAAAAH

cancerous teenage posters
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>>378415878
>why wasn't the 9th game of a story originally intended for 6 year olds and later retrofitted for older audiences as good as it was when I was a kid?

It's cancer like you that forced Kojima into Metal Gear Solid slavery, he wanted to stop making those games after the Metal Gear but the only way he could get AAA funding for games is by using the Metal Gear banner.
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>>378421317
Is this post from 2002?
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>>378423618
kek mgs4 is trapped on ps3 forever for numerous reasons
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I'm just sick of him thinking his music video trailers are deep and philosophical
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>>378442960
Here's the thing. 1, 2, and 3 have the consensus that they are classics. Whereas none of his other games, especially non-MGS, have that same status.

So basically, you'd be happy if he never made 2 and 3. And did he really still get death-threats after 3? I thought 4 was his own desire to "wrap up" the series with fanfiction.
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>>378415878
in all honesty do you gyus think that kojima and konami will reconcile for metal gear's 30th anniversary? i think so
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>>>/vg/178207293
/mgg/
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>>378437646
No, that kind of argument is really fucking stupid. Kill yourself
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>>378444478
No you!

Kek
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>>378444240
>reconcile
>implying there was ever truly a feud
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>>378444646
man on the left literally boicotting konami with lies and kissing mark cerny's feet on a daily basis
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>>378415878
It's fine if you don't get it but that doesn't make it bad. I don't get theoretical physics but that doesn't make it bad.
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>>378444646
I cant wait for /v/ being like

>w-we k-know it f-from the start r-right caramel-sama?

Its going to be hilarious
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>>378444936
source?
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>>378415878
Kojima fanbois are cancer OP. So you're not entirely a fag, just half a fag.
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shit I forgot my trip for theory posting with kojibros
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>>378444646
I can't believe people really think Konami would EVER beef with Kojima.

Do people believe it out of pure spite for Konami, thinking this pseudo-scandal justifies their words and deeds?
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>>378436809
Is that you Sakurai?
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>>378418032
based as fuck anon. thanks for putting this into words as whenever i respond to bitch boy hey it results in homicidal edgelord replies because of extreme annoyance. still wanna rip out his throat.
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>>378447021
to be fair FBI is an autist faggot, and caramel is just an autist.
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>>378419780
Whats PA?
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>>378435048
this guy doesn't realize mgs2 was a blatant fuck you to the fan base. it was salvaged by based fukushima.
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>>378447424
Personal Assistant
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>>378418741
lol policenauts and snatchers were jimbo's sierra clones. not to mention the latter was a full on bladerunner rip off.
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>>378436890
I'm CIA
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>>378432232
100% agreed, mgs4 gets a lot of shit from faggots here while mgs2 is so praised, i dont get it. Mgs2 was so heavy on dialogue and cutscenes and shit that didnt make sense, while 4 was such a good way to end the series for good
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>>378447642
and that's why I love it
I hate muh snake muh monomyth faggots and I adore that Kojima had the balls to deny you another bullshit escapist power fantasy and put a mirror in front of your ugly fat heads.
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>>378424047
>so underage
>thinks MK came before MG
anon pls, you're making a fool of yourself.
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>>378447642
I will never understand where this fukushima fan theory came from. Probably as a way to reconcile hating kojima with liking some of his games. Protip: Ghost Babel was nothing special.
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>>378448706
Hi Kojima-san
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>>378415878
PT was scary as fuck. My anus wasn't ready. I feared to walk forward. My pussy was moist. I had random cold sweat attacks. My hands were wet the entire time. I was cautious about every single little noise. My smart phone received a message. I almost died irl. Couldn't sleep needed lots of sugar and alcohol to keep me distracted.

You have no idea what you are talking about.
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>>378415878

Oh look one of these threads again

Darksidephil are you so bad at selling your stickers on pat-tree-uh than you blame kojima for that too?
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>>378448706
There was noticeable change for the worse when Fukushima left, and while we can't say for sure if his absence is the reason the writing got shittier and shittier as the series went on, it's a pretty reasonable theory. At any rate, fuck Kojima and his boring, shitty ass open world sewage.
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