Be careful, maggot! I've heard you've been fucking

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https://discord.gg/4HUzBWe

>>378377652
I love how edgy this game is, it's like the MC is 14 year old edgelord.

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>>378377652
/v/ memed me into buyingthis game

what are some good tips for a first playthrough?

>>378378785
Gain brouzouf

>>378377745
I am a Cybermancer and clicking this link breaks your legs.

>>378378785
Research and get the medkit
If it says YOU GAIN BROUZOUF in the top left corner, you are playing the game correctly
Don't kill the tiny animals you see wandering around
If using a sword, always try to stab your enemy in the back. Swords can also block bullets.

Otherwise just play however you want
just don't make waves

>>378378785
- Pick the "metastreum" option during character creation (the one that gives high randomization on everything) and reroll until all your stats are green.
- Research the medkit and always keep it with you.
- Cloaking is a good way to get out of anything, as long as you have enough energy.
- Sanity is for the weak.

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>>378379080
My legs are ok.
Only total faggots use discord.

can i change my class by dumping stat point or is that decided at the start of the game?
i dont want to be a gray master

>>378377652
why is star lord wearing a samurai hat?

>>378377652
Why is Raiden wearing Jin-Roh armor?

>i dont want to be a gray master

are you literally kidding me, there is no point in having whatever meme name you want beside your character that only you will see because you are too much of a bitch to play br, yeah thats right. if you dont only put points into AGI, STR, END, and PSI you are actually shit somehow at playing a source game.

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>>378380182
>he needs to put points in STR
how to identify someone who is bad at playing source games, brothers

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>>378377652
The only accident I fear will be your head falling into a vat of acid with me wearing your fucking moron face as a party mask

>>378380360
>he wants to go slow

you arent even source-shit if you dont maximize your speed, you are just bad at everything.

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>>378380182
>not having 10 Cyberlegs
>not going full speed first

>>378380521
I can't hear you over my 120 AGI/END/PSI whilst I dragon across the map, only pausing to cover distances with my level 10 legs

>>378380767
dont try to backpeddle now, you have already revealed you are a broken leg jian by moving the artefact post. should have been born with good legs instead of a moronic face.

>>378380886
maybe if you werent baby strength you could hear me before your light armor weighs you down into the acid vats.

>>378380182
>missing out on medicine so your medkit isn't dead weight
>missing out on accuracy so you can shoot good guns
>missing out on hacking so you can get past Mars

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I wonder, has anyone made an EYE version of this? It's the perfect premise for one if there isn't.

Jian > Culter

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>>378381164
culter knows exactly how guns work
culter has no time to be sorry

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>>378381176

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>>378381164
replace the uzi with an HS 010 set to FULLER AUTO

>>378381105
>he doesnt use alchemy/substitution gate to heal
>he uses GUNS
>a. he thinks he needs to hack on mars
>.b he cant hack the grate with 7 skill in hacking

>>378381446
>he doesnt even fuller auto

fucking jians and their love of katanas

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>>378381540
bunch of weeaboo faggots, each and every one

>>378381540
>jian

>katana

i only use damocles or psi. but you wouldnt even know why that is the culter way of playing since you brrrrrrrt space turtles on easy for your hardcore ultra violent party.

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>>378381540
>>378381627
I love my depezador, but I also have an appreciation for the sword everyone carries, it's a humble little weapon that does a good job of killing feds.

Dual wielding katanas is for dorks though. Wielding a sword and a gun is fine

>>378381852
>implying im brrrrrrrt
>he wastes ammo for strong weapons on weak enemies
>he probably uses a bear killer for literally every enemy

typical jian, folks

>Not using the grenade launcher that goes FOOM FOOM FOOM every time you fire it

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>>378382009
>not using the hammer that goes binkbinkFOOM every time you swing it

>>378382001
do jians get any more stupid than this?
>doesnt even fuller auto
>implying im brrrrrrt
either a liar or pretender, common jian qualities

>probably uses (gun)
please read>>378381446
jians are stupid that they actually insult themselves, while pretending not to be jians.

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I still wish we could have that laser rifle those invisible bastards use. I want energy weapons.

https://discord.gg/4HUzBWe

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>>378377745
>>378382504

>Enter thread
>Literally every response is a (You) despite not having made any posts
WHAT IS GOING ON
I DON'T UNDERSTAND

>>378382626
DON'T TRY TO UNDERSTAND
JUST EXECUTE ORDERS

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So I understand that those creatures are meant to be manifestations of the negative thoughts of humans but what the hell are these things supposed to represent?

>>378383080
Big Black Damocles

>>378383080
>>378383168
Kraak'd

>a bunch of my normie steam friends were playing this game together on friday

these threads are growing too powerful

>>378383080
If I remember correctly that one is Anger.

>>378381917
Fuck yeah Damocles

>>378383080
"dial_t5_orionos_1_q2" "Orionos: Ah, it's what we call the Kraaknagul, we don't know much about it, just that it seems to be linked to the destructive power of our human guilt."//5

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>EYE threads at night

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>>378384073
Feels good man.

>>378377652
Do I really have to restart the whole chapter if I fuck up at any point? I accidentally killed the looter sitting next to the door in the Bar during the second chapter

>>378386125
at the start of the map you can see the name of the map in the console, however if you go to the same map you are on it will still take you back to our latest checkpoint. The way to start completely clean is to use the changelevel command to a random map and then back to the one you want.

>>378383080
OH MY GOD!

Virtual Pleasure Experience

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>>378384073
Nothing like some sermons before bedtime

>>378387391
Yeah, it's a great insomnia cure

>>378377652
>>>/vg/

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>Only one poster in this thread
My legs are ok but this is not
What's going on
Did someone make waves?

I know we like to meme and all, but we all know jians are actually cooler.

You ever wonder if there's a group of shitposters who play E.Y.E and lurk in all threads? Like the Secreta of /v/


I miss /cyg/

>>378387536
That sounds dumb
You're dumb

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>>378387512

>>378387512
Wrong, Jian Light is OBJECTIVELY the worst armor design in the game. Culter Medium gets a lot of flak but nothing is shittier than that armor.
The best armor design is the unused concept art of Rimanah with the golden skull mask.
And the best in-use one is Jian Medium

>>378387536
More like Succreta Scroturium, mate.

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>>378387512
>filthy xenos with three eyes
>have to wear gasmasks 24/7 due to their shit taste necessitating cyber iron lungs
>retarded chinesaboo dragons and shit plastered all over their armor as if to scream HEY GUYS I BELONG TO A CYBERCULT FULFILLING THE WISHES OF A SECRET SOCIETY as opposed to low key culter armor
>probably only eat kimchi

>>378387698
>Jian Medium

Your post was so good before then.

>>378387653
FuckYou

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>>378387698
>liking saucer hats

>>378387979
Are you a cute synicle?

>>378387913
Alright then disciple, tell me, what is the TRUE patrician's armor set?

>inb4 Culter Light

>>378388039
yes

2000/?/cm_noctis u?

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>>378381627

>>378388076
try this

C U L T E R M E D I U M

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>>378388261
nice exposed arms, weebster

Reminder that this thread has a minimum speed requirement. Slowfags are asked to leave and find a nice parking lot to live in before their faces are turned into moron party masks.

Does anyone have the concept art of the Jian Heavy wielding a glaive? It looks like a naginata version of a Damocles.

>>378388416
>Culter Medium
Don't ever reply to me or my Commander's self ever again.

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ATTENTION SECRETA CYBER NERDS! This is a looter controlled thread. Give me some brouzoufs before I attach the electrodes to your level 1 cyber genitals and break your legs daddy Rimanah probably bought you.

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>>378388775
Got you

>>378388917
Instead of a thousand words I could say in my defense, do as I taught you: feel, see, perceive... Ask yourself what you are looking for, what are your goals, what are you defending, what are you wearing right now? (Culter Medium)

>>378389068
Okay cool now do you have the concept art of that but with a Culter Light instead?

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Is EYE the comfiest game?

>>378388948
H O L Y

W
E
E
D

M A N

>>378377745
Are you trying to hack me

>>378389138
>Instead of a thousand words I could say in my defense, do as I taught you: feel, see, perceive... Ask yourself what you are looking for, what are your goals, what are you defending, what are you wearing right now?
(Culter Heavy)

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>>378389172
Yeah sure

>>378388259
>?
"Shit nigga that's gay"
-Confucius

>>378380182
Not really what you are going for, but Puppet Master is the coolest class name.

>>378389876
It's not gay if it's a manifestation of your guilt dude.

>>378389967
Then I will manifest my guilt like a geyser emerging from its earthly mantle

>>378389754
IS THAT A 4 ON THE WEAPON?

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>>378389940

>>378390547
sv_gravity -600

>tfw uninstalled this game just yesterday

now i regret it

>>378391225
It's just as they say. Every time you mention it someone will uninstall it.

>>378391321
And install.

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>>378391321
>someone will uninstall it.

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When did this...

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>>378392039
Become this

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Become this?

>>378392107
Oh shit LEL

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>>378392107
>Jetix

>>378392107
What is this? Reverse search gives me power rangers.