>Jonah, with whom you have shared maybe five minutes of gameplay, breathes what looks like his last words in front of you.
>"His end is near," says the Remnant tending to him.
>"No, he can't die," you say.
>"We can help him," says the same Remnant.
>"How?" you ask.
>"We have to get him to the observatory. To Jacob," says the Remnant.
>Five seconds later, you are in the observatory.Jacob heals Jonah completely.
>"You're him. You're the prophet, aren't you?" you ask.
>"Yes."
>Moments later...
>"I will do what I can for your friend," says Jacob.
>But Jonah has already been healed.
How is writing this fucking bad even allowed?
>>378342103
I was more interested in who the fuck was Jonah.
Her friend?
Boyfriend?
Colleague?
Father's friend?
All we know is that she grabbed him to go to this expedition and he was in the previous game
>>378343239
Her bull.
The story is so fucking awful it hurts.At least I really enjoyed the gameplay
>>378343493
It's only reasonable to assume that. But why the fuck was he so non-existent in the game? He was extremely forgettable.
little bird
>>378344187
oh man. cringe attack
I don't remember Jonah being so black in first game. Wasn't he some Hawaiian guy?
>>378344398
Holy shit, you're right
Which game happens first, chronologically? Title-wise, it seems like Rise of the Tomb Raider should go first. But then why is she so bad at killing at the beginning of Tomb Raider: DE?
>>378344670
>teamdiversity.jpg
>>378344730
...Tomb Raider goes first. I don't know how you could think otherwise.
>>378344670
>>378344778
He literally looks exactly the same dipshits, except he has a beard and longer hair
>>378344670
Jonah is the only good one out of her group
>>378342103
He was in Tomb Raider 2013, dumbass
>>378345491
Jonah is the only one in the group that isn't an annoying cunt apart from Conrad
>>378342103
I started 'playing' that yesterday. The amount of bad animations and handholding is amazing. At least it's optimized well.
lets be honest /v/
it was a good game
>>378345815
>lets be honest /v/
>it was hardly a game
>>378345815
It's pretty fun, and Lara is really hot. I love all the outfits. I mained Siberian Ranger
>>378345491
>>378345658
It's almost as if the developers realised this and that's why he's returning.
>>378345873
It's pretty good up until you get to the end, fighting the immortal soldiers, that was shit. The geothermal valley was an awesome play area
>>378346157
except he got dumb as shit in the second one and didn't provide any character development or story development
>>378345969
This is how I know you never played the older Tomb Raider games.
>>378346181
Agreed, their voice acting was godawful too, always the same clips being played over and over again.
>>378346231
Haha. I didn't. I've seen lots from them, and I'm pretty positive this is the hottest Larabefore Vikander
>>378346385
Ha hottest Lara my sweaty ass
>>378346831
who dat
>enemies called "The Deathless"
>you kill them easily
>>378347045
Karima Adebibe, she was the model for TR: Legend
>>378347045
Evil Joosten
>>378346831
>>378347217
oh yeah looks just like her
>>378347317
>Duh guys she looks nothing like the model
>>378347317
Daym, Legend is the most pretty version of Lara.
>>378347963
hot
>>378342103
>Lara "SJW" Croft
>Lara "black-me-up" Croft
>wondering why the writing is 5yr old tier
C'mon, it's like you are not even trying OP.
The fucking trebuchet parts were absolute garbage.