you're in the club and this guy slaps your girlfriends

>>378332209
whip his arse like a novigrad whore

>>378332270
Don't try to dance with a witcher

>>378332209
ask him for a game of gwent

>>378332209
Bang Yen.

>>378332209
hires him for killing his mom

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>>378332209
Slap his girlfriend.

Absolutely fucking nothing because Witcher reflexes.

Besides, Geralt wouldn't do that in the first place. Fucking Lambert would.

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>>378332801
>Geralt wouldn't do that in the first place

Who says Geralt has a choice?

>>378332209

My wife isn't Geralt's type, so I'd look around to figure out who had ACTUALLY done it.

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What was that?

Get a pitchfork

>>378332209
"allu-SNACKBAR!"
*explosion*

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>>378334057

>>378332209
tell him to stop clipping his hair through all his Grandmaster Witcher sets

>>378332209
Why is the state of this board such ass?

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>>378334057

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>>378334057

You. I like you.

>>378334736
because people only reply to shit threads and bait threads.

>>378332209
pay him 100 crowns for a contract to fuck off

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>>378334057
not okay

>>378334671
I fucking hate that shit, half of the hairstyles and beards clip through the bear armor's last two stages and it ruins cutscenes for me

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>>378332209
you're in the club and this guy slaps your girlfriends ass, what do?

>>378335217
Get her a dog and a cat.

>>378335217
>Slap him down to half health
>Stabs me with his shovel
>back to full health
Nothing I guess

>>378335217
Damn you're ugly.

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>>378332209
I pull out my silver sword.
Fucking mutant.

>>378332209
Bend over and spread cheeks.

>>378332209
i don't have a girlfriend because i can't stop playing as this guy

>>378335109
i hate that too, i got the shaved sides haircut but he still has that stupid pony tail

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>tfw grandmaster griffin set bonuses

>>378337016
>>378335109
> using special snowflake hairstyles and beards

special snowflakes not even once. stock geralt is true geralt

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>>378337365
>he doesn't rock the chops

>>378332774
10/10
>>378332801
Keira would slap Lamber with her dick if he did that

Ask him why his game is such shit.

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>>378337827
kys

>tfw Blood and Wines - Lullaby of Woe tune is a slowed down version of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-xsosv6uM0

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content aware scale him