>be a secretive bossy cunt >got tired of her shit >magic's

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Sorry, Yen. You're too old. I've been mind-controlled by cuter witches than you.

Yennefer is way better than Triss.

Low effort bait

sorceresses are all shit, shani is real wife material

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>>378320609
I'ma virgin and don't understand the games women play: the post

>missed this quest so couldn't tell Yen to fuck off
>accidentally broke Dickheads leg so couldn't kill Radovid
My first run sucked.

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>>378320750
>cuter witches
>Triss
>Witch

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>>378321024
this.

>tfw you cuck for shani

Geralt puts up with Yen's shit by essentially ignoring her when she's being a bitch. Thats why they're good for each other.

>>378321052
>I'ma virgin
yeah you are lmao

>>378321071
>>accidentally broke Dickheads leg so couldn't kill Radovid
I did this too, fuck. I wanted to kill Radovid so much

she's a tsundere

>>378321128

WITCHERS ARE STERILE FUCK OFF REEEEE

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>>378321024
>>378321128
Cuck is the right word here for you two,Shani WILL NEVER settle down with Geralt.

She chose instead to travel with the northern army and Nilfgaardian army taking as many soldier dicks that come here way. Shani is a whore who probably getting gangbanged and blowbanged by soldiers as we speak.

>>378321412
This. Yennefer is the right choice for Geralt!

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>>378321176
You sure told him

>>378321412
Shani will probably never settle down with anyone, but using Geralt's lifestyle as an argument to turn him down was just an excuse.

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>>378321507
>Yennefer is the right choice for Geralt!
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>378321245
That's not his kid, it's Alvin from the first game

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Geralt let best girl slip through his fingers tbqh.

>>378321126
She looks like a man holy shit.

>>378321412
Yeah Shani is nasty.
Geralt might be immune to diseases, but that doesn't mean he has to put up with her AIDS.

>>378321829
You may be gay

>>378321780
>I'm sure Radovid will forgive me if I bring him this stupid cure
>Meanwhile Radovid is killing all the mages, alchemists, witches etc

She got it coming. I didn't even invite her to Kaer Mohren.

>>378320609
The fact that ppl chose this whore even on this board shows that the BBC/Cuck posting isn't a meme.

>>378321926
She just didn't realize that Radovid was suffering from late-stage syphilis.

Does this game have forced romances?

>>378321926
I invited Keira to Kaer Morhen but she also deserve that stake for being a materialistic cunt and a former member of the lodge.

Friendly reminder that the herbalist in white orchard is the best woman for geralt

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>>378322032
>Does this game have forced romances?
No,Nierfag please leave

>>378321126
What's this?

>>378322147
Great

>>378321245
someone didn't take the potion in witcher 2

>>378322032
No, and to get the best ending it's better to have no romances while supporting your daughteru to the max.

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>Triss
>The canon choice

Pick one

>>378321412
>best girl is a fucking disgusting whore
just like real life

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Fuck off yenhater.

Why are trissfags so miserable?

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>>378322094
>A BETTER friendly reminder that Ciri is the ONLY woman for Geralt

>>378322324
>salty cunt thinks he has a say

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>>378322325
>just like real life
Right? Just the ways I likes em.

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Admit it guys, who put all that makeup on this drowner?

>>378322448
>guy who created the story and characters think he has a say which characters in the story should be together

I can't wait for the Netflix show where Trissfags get blown the fuck out even more.

>>378322427
I'm not even half way through the game. Can you even romance Ciri?

>>378322836
>wanting the Netflix show
Faggot.

>>378322846
No, it's a degenerate meme.

>>378322836
Can you remember the South Park episode where they tried to implement a law stopping film makers from ruining their franchises aka George Lucas and Star Wars

The same could apply here.I wouldn't know. I've never played the Witcher and I come here only for the waifus.

>not fucking every breathing thing in the game
You guys are plebs.
I did that Alchemy bitch, Yen, Tricia, a couple of whores, and Ciri is next

>>378321071
Honestly thought Djikstra was fucking cool.

Why the fuck did he just turn on us in the last minute.

Sliced the fucker in half.

>>378323086

using vidya to accomplish what you cannot in real life is what I do too

Why do people care so much about this one mediocre YA Polish fantasy series? Its only claim to fame is being cheap enough for a random development studio to make games about.

>>378323473
Because it shows that having a minor budget and being from a less well known company doesn't have an impact on the quality of the game.

Flipside, it shows AAA games of the same genre are lagging behind in terms of quality.

>be amerilard
>cant read text longer than menu in mcdonalds
>dont read witcher books
>spout shit opinions about characters based on games only

>>378322684
She did. She's actually a hunchback and fairly ugly, same for most of the sorceresses. They enhance their looks with magic.

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>>378320609
>trissfags
Keep crying.

>>378322846
Of course not you moron, she's his daughter.

>>378322324
daily reminder sapkuck thought games would flop and gave away the rights for next to nothing rather than sales %

>>378323712
Only nobookfags are trissfags.

>>378323873
Books are not canon anymore, also author is a bitter child.

Yennefer and Geralt are meant to be together.

>>378323969
How are they not canon? The games occur after the books, not simultaneously with them.

>>378323873
Wrong, I hated Yen in books.

>>378322324
Games are pure ludo, the books are muh gritty fantasy trash.

Witcher series MMO where you're a special snowflake with the elder blood and can travel through all the worlds when?

>>378323969
>Fanfiction is now canon.
>My headcanon is real because the games give me choice.

>fast forward to Gwent open beta.
>Witcheress ending and Yen romance are now canon even in fanfiction.

I just love the salt of lonely waifufags.

>>378321128
>Hey Triss, look at this little shit, look at this little fucker playing with the sticks. I'ma kick him in the balls, Triss, I swear to fucking god the second we pass him I'm gonna punt him in his little boy sack. Just watch me babe, fucking watch me.

>>378323698
Yen's spine was straightened by her mentor when she was adolescent. It's not an illusion, it's like she underwent corrective surgery which is why she doesn't become a hunchback when put in dimeritium shackles. This applies to all sorceresses except for Francesca, who was naturally beautiful and Triss who might hide her burn scars with illusions.

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>>378323980
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K2kfgW7708 [Embed]
Do they actually think that feminist propaganda will work in third world countries?

>>378324320
>Hey Triss

>>378320609
>>378320750
Both are shit. Shani would be ok but her lifestyle is not compatible with Geralt's.
Forever alone with occasional random pussy is the best way for Geralt. It's not like he can have family anyway.

Will cyberpunk 2077 have females as good as the Witcher 3? I'm hoping to see some cool futuristic brothels.

>>378323712
>triss getting assfucked by lambert while sucking off vesemir confirmed as canon in gwent
nice

>>378324431
this nigga right here. And I mean, he already has Ciri, even if she's adopted, as family.

>>378323698
They physically actually changed their looks with magic. its not illusions, or they'd look ugly every time they're around that anti magic metal

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>>378320609
She's haughty and egotistic. I don't care if some people see that as being strong, confident and a woman "for real men". If you're not the submissive kind, willing to sacrifice everything and be treated like shit, a relationship with that kind of person wouldn't last long. You can't live with a person you want to slap in the face constantly. She'd always be somewhere else doing secret things she'll never explain to Geralt anyway.

Pic related is best girl, shame what happened.

>>378324393
there are terrorist attacks going on in a place that legalized extra judicial killing? My god who would have ever guessed

>>378324591
When did that happen

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>be Geralt
>have severe mommy issues
>mother happens to be a sorceress
>comes across Yen, the first sorceress with maternal instincts and who goes to great lengths to cure her infertility so she can become a mother
>immediately proclaims his love for her
>breaks up several years later
>gets together after Yen meets Ciri and takes the role of her mother
I think Geralt might have a fetish only Yen can satisfy.

>>378325229
Is Triss infertile too? She could do that.

>>378325306
Yen's entire goal in the first half of the saga is literally to become fertile so she can become a mother. She then meets Ciri and adopts her instead.

Triss, on the other hand, is younger than Geralt and only has a sisterly relationship with Ciri.

>>378325306
Every magic user becomes infertile

>>378325749
Female magic users have an incredibly high chance of becoming barren but there are some that aren't, take Geralt's mother for example.

>>378325749
Kiera isn't

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>>378323830
All other adaptions of his work were fucking awful. There was no reason to think a video game series of all things would be any different. You also have to remember that the video game industry was a lot less impressive back then.

Childhood is waifuing Triss. Adulthood is realizing that Yennifer is best girl.

>>378321128

>Peter Pan and Sephiroth mocking the poor

>>378325027
when she seduced the wolf school witchers. vesemir had hots for her since she was little, lambert was acting all tsundere towards her but secretly always wanted her, she also fucked eskel and liked his tingly witcher touch more than geralt's. and of course she also fucked geralt. i imagine the wolf school witchers had a lot of fun during the cold dark winter nights passing her between each other and taking turns fucking her

Shani gave me a high socks fetish with bows on them

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>>378320609
>yfw black sexy perfect yen

>>378322846
Settle down Woody Allen.

Why didn't yen just wish the djiin to make her fertile?

>>378321024
> that jaw
Well I guess Geralt could like trannies

The only thing you have to understand women is that they're manipulative and it's literally in their biology to push buttons.

>>378325007
terrorist attacks? m8 that's a fucking invasion, they already captured one city and the army tried to recapture and failed hard

this is no truck suicide attack

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>>378320609
Me either, that's why I went for Triss. I got tired of Yen's shit real quick.

>>378328772
>asking a djinn that.
What could possibly go wrong.

Thus seems like as good a place as any but I need some opinions.

I started TW3 when it came out and put probably 50-60 hours in it but haven't finished it yet. I've done pretty much everything in Novigrad and the surrounding areas and I've done most of Skellige including the main quest there. But I got distracted and haven't played it in nearly a year. Should I jump back into my old save or start fresh?

I'd hate to lose all my progress but I'd like to go through the game in one cohesive play through. Wat do

>>378330669
JUMP BACK IN.

>>378320609
it's a shame for you because she improves so much after you tell her you love her

you couldn't handle her at her worst and lost her at her best

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>>378328364
Geralts face fits perfectly.

>>378323698
>Have the opportunity to be prettier with magic
>Do it
>Somehow you're in the wrong

What?

>>378327335
can remember that part from the books

>>378334027
it's book 3 or 4, I don't remember, she has a massive diarreah and Geralt have to hold herso she can spray the bushes

>>378323712
HOLY SHIT

>>378323712
I always had a hunch that Lambert fucked her, but nearly all the other ones too? What a slut.

>>378323712
WITCHER'D

TRISSFAGS BTFO

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NEVER
FORGET

>>378320609
I've never even played these games but she has to be one of the most attractive women I've ever seen in vidya.

>>378320609
READ

THE

BOOKS

>>378335313
Sorry but I'm not a pleb who reads genre fiction.

>>378335270
witcher 3 is vidya female aesthetics heaven

>>378334423
That sounds like a masterpiece novella of our time, like a song of fire and ice.

>>378335313
The books are garbage though. I tried reading them years ago but never bothered finishing them. There are dozens of far better books in the same genre.

>>378335516
Never judge someone else's fetish

>>378335654
>not wanting to read about spraying bushes in liquid shit

Get better taste

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>>378335823
shit fetish you have there

>>378335947
you have to go back

>>378334423
It's Blood of Elves, the first real novel of the saga, the one with the dwarven caravan where they play the Barrel card game that inspired Gwent

>>378320609
I'm here for the waifus and I already know Yen is best.

>>378323712
>beguiler of many men

Not exactly new info. Like every other sorceress, she uses her looks to charm people. Yen does it too, even Letho mentioned that she was seducing Auckes in the second game to drive a wedge between his group.

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>>378336059
> being this shitshattered

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>>378336401