what's wrong, gordon-kun? could it be youre... craiving

BRAAAAAP

She is waiting for you Gordon, in the vaginal chamber.

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>

*FREEEEEPPPPPP* *BRUUUUPPPPP*
>Gordon walks closer to the alien creatures rear, barely able to contain his enticement
*BRAAAAPPPPP*
>he plunges his nose straight into its an us, the smell of rancid cheese fills his nostrils, nothing sweeter

parp

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>>378313239

What the fuck is wrong with you

>>378314216
>>378314637
>BRAAAAAP
>*BRAAAAPPPPP*

You yankies need to invent better onomatopoeia for farting. Seriously. It sounds nothing like a fart.

>>378313239
>>378314216
This is why I

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>>378314637
Cease this instant.

do you the think alien gets embarassed when it farts in front of gordon haha
just asking for a friend haha

>>378314828
You need to find a new object of obsession.

Can we get this thread to 400 replies.?

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What does v think of my gfs stinky feet?

>>378315465

Those feet belong to a man

>>378315465
>those fucking sores and warts

I'm in fucking love, one time before a girl let me worship her feet and she had a fuck ton of hard skin on her sole (really fucking thick hard skin) so I waited for her to pass out (we were drinking heavily) and then I used a box cutter to peel off some of the hard skin and then ate it, addictive asf

>>378315532
Nah my gf has a size 11, she's thicc which mean she has big feet (she's 5'5 and 250 pounds)

>>378314637
I snorted

>>378315683
That's just straight up fat, dude.

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>>378313239

>>378315752
Nope it's thicc

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>>378315617

>>378315617
Dude wat

>>378315883
>>378315828
Stop pretending you fall for fiction.

>>378315617
I have seen this thread before, all it needs is some faggot posting SDRE for the dark prophecy to be complete.

>>378315617
I'm ashamed to share board with freaks like you, this is some weird cannibal rape shit

>>378314531
Is he friendly?...

>>378315828
>>378315883
>>378315987
Eating hard skin is VERY therapeutic for stress levels as well depression, sure I'm a little bit in the wrong for not telling the girl I don't it while she passed out but when you think about it I basically did her a favour by removing (and eating) about 80 percent of the hard skin on her soles

>>378315807
Delusional
You probably are one of the people the ruin every single 'chubby' thread on other boards.

interesting thread

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>>378316016
Very.

i hate /v/

>>378315828
>>378315883
>>378315987
Kys, you guys are like youtube commenters. Gigafaggots

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>>378316136

>>378316269
Newfag. In the heyday of this place those kind of responses to weird shit were commonplace here, where do you think the rest of the internet got it from? But you're part of the new-wave reddit "kys cuck famalam smdh tbqh" infestation.

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>>378316136
>80 percent

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Dumping more pics of my gfs feet

>>378316136
You are not alone, my man. I find it extremely sexual to peel off dead skin. I don't have a gf, so I usually do it to my mom after she drunk herself into a coma.
I usually collect the skin flakes into a bowl and jerk off into them before eating it, the salty taste of the skin goes well with the salty taste of my cum.

>>378316612
How tall are you?

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>>378316136

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How stinky are your gfs feet anon?

>Literal retards who don't pronounce Deus Ex as doo-sex
Day-us-ex? You'd have to be missing chromosomes.

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To all anons who are confused about me eating that girls sole skin don't worry, I also do it to myself, if you look closely you can see where I have pulled the hard skin off my sole

>>378316750
5'7"

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>>378317084
PIC of my other foot

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>>378317084

>>378316997
It's almost like Deus isn't an English word.

>>378316491
Only 13 year old retards respond to text posts like that
It wasn't even that insane

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>>378315617

>>378316997
nice bait

>>378315617
I have horribly calloused feet, you could feast off them for days. I'm a guy though.

Made myself a quick snack anons

>>378315807
I am 6'0 and 200 pounds and I could lose about 20 pounds.

Your gf is fat as fuck.

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Forgot pic >>378317457

>>378315617
Fuck you 4chan. I wish I had real friends instead of you faggot-ass freaks.

>>378315617
/v/ - video games

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>>378317518
Gotta admit, it looks pretty tasty

>>378317518
Now show yourself eating it or be called out and publicly shamed on an anonymous image board.

I only bite the corners off my big toes. get a nice chunk to chew for a while. helps me relax.

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This thread makes my back tingle, cease now as I can feel my hair changing colors already...

>>378316212
>tfw gabe used to be based

>>378316212
>Gordon's glasses fly off and leave the player stuck in combat with blurry vision.

Man that would be dope.

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>>378316805

>>378316269
fuck off cancerous phoneposter

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>>378317615
Like this?

>>378317805

Well it's 6:40am here and I see I'm done with the internet already. Good job anon.

>>378317084
As a nail biter, I also like eating my own skin on occasion. Generally just the bottom-inside part of my right big toe, bite it where it gets calloused. Peels right along the toeprint, but you gotta bite it off as it gets to the less calloused parts.

I also have had a wart on my heel for like 5 years because I tried getting dead skin off with a knife like you described. It didn't work very well, and I didn't clean the knife first so wart

>>378317805
>those teeth
What sort of cave did you crawl out of?

>>378316491
I've been here since the meme wars of last fall in which we helped DRUMPF get elected. KYS my man

>>378317779
Lol I'm premabanned for saying /v/ needed more CP and gore threads, sorry not sorry

>>378317893
britain

>>378317805
>mouth of sauron.jpg

>>378315978
I'll be that faggot
https://youtu.be/A2Ump139h_A

Can somebody make a thread simulator of v today please thank you

>>378317779
Sorry, meant for
>>378315883
:^)

You are a disgusting neckbeard with a fat and ugly girlfriend
Society will never accept you

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Boyfeet should be smooth and soft you disgusting animals

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>>378317805