You're up in the GameStop and this guy walks up and prods

>>378301936
STICK IT TO THE PROD

>>378302059
PROD WITH THE PROD

>>378301936
Can't do shit unless he is in a straight line in front of me

Even if i had one, why would i bring her to gamestop?
Better question, why am i in gamestop? There isnt one in my city

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>>378301936
>What do

>>378302417
What did he mean by this?

>>378301936
Shoot his arms and legs but leave the head and body.

>>378301936
Wait for my aiming reticle to become accurate

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>>378302454
Where you buy your Blue Yeti microphones then though?

>>378301936
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

someone has the candybar remix? my harddrive crashed

>>378301936
Tell him i thought he was a GEP gun.

>>378306304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrUNBZoMeEI

>>378308350
thank you kind anon, my browser didn't gave me a reply notice

>>378301936

Beeline straight to the nearest alarm and activate it. I would then pull out my gun and intermittently switch between sidestepping and crouching while firing erratically. When my gun runs out of ammo, I'll pull out a combat knife, get as close as possible and start stabbing.

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Let JC cuck me because it would be an honor

>>378301936
I become a GEP gun and lose the vaccine.

>>378302151
JUST IN CASE THO, WE ARE POLUCE

Ask him to join Majestic 12 in a body bag.

>>378310239
>Facist!

>>378301936
This isnt a training exercise JC, you cant just go around slapping asses