Why the fuck would any soldier actually want to join big boss

>>378292441
It doesn't make sense to you. Not everyone thinks the same way. Personally, I would have been honored to serve under Big Boss in Zanzibarland.

Because its funny.
Its the same reason why your troops thank you when you beat them up.

Can't turn down hentai pics of paz.

>>378292721
I think it would be better to serve during MSF's glory days or in DD.

>>378292441
Ocelot brain washes them.

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>Get infiltrated by one of the top 2k players in the world
>He's got four FOBs with every platform a level 76 lethal sniper
>I'm terribad, but fuck it, gonna try and retaliate
>Get killed on the fourth deck, then the third deck, then the first deck
>Wormhole dissipates
>I don't get to sate my thirst for revenge

>>378292441
>he wouldn't take doing R&D over being on the battlefield
One of BBs bases had a sauna from memory too

If I were a czech in the late 1930's i would be fucking honored to join the nazis too

reminder that they literally sterilize you in diamond dogs, bunch of eunuchs on that base

>>378292930
I think there was a tape in PW where you hear Kaz and Snake fighting naked in the sauna.

unless you're an s++ rank female waifu soldier you're not gonna see any combat, so you just sit on the base all day processing resources and cleaning the portable showers. if you're lucky the boss figures out kikongo before the outbreak.

>>378292441
what other options do you have? you're literally stranded in the middle of nowhere

>>378293108

well I doubt kaz just kicks you off the platform for the sharks to take you if you say no

>>378293064
I mean there are still invasions and sending troops off on those offscreen ops.
>>378293108
Refuse to join?

What if someone ever wanted to quit Diamond Dogs?

>>378292441
I'd rather work for big boss on the mess hall at mother base than be a sandwich artist in the middle of a battlefield.

>>378293178
you don't quit, you walk the plank

Imagine being an incel at motherbase while venom chad gets all the pussy

>>378293170
He was about to with Huey.

>>378292441
Many of them don't.

That time they spend in the brig is where the brainwashing happens.

>>378293237
Damn that would suck he even gets to fuck a fake vision of paz while you can only jack off to her posters until he comes and steals them

>>378293246

huey was a filthy fucking spy. becoming shark food was too good for him.

>>378292441
>most soldiers on the field are mercs, and BB/DD give them something better than money to fight for
>Ocelot is really good at brainwashing
>BB is already a legend and it would be a blast fighting for him
>it's more of a gameplay element than an in-world one
take your pick

>>378292721
>"Attention."
https://Youtube.com/watch?v=eAEv4SpW7gY

because kojima is a hack

>>378293735
Well wouldn't soviet conscripts have family that they may want to go back to?

>>378293904
>Ocelot is really good at brainwashing

>>378292893
Literally any FOB can be knocked over by using FOB ops to lower the level of everyone's gear and then sprinting through in grade ten battle dress and a sleeping gas grenade launcher. You will open a wormhole, but you will also send a message.

I don't know if Kaz can fuck but i think he gets 2nd dibs on the bitches you take home to motherbase

>>378294078
Nah that's Ocelot since he has to brainwash them with his dick

>>378293973
Losing a shitload of staff, tanks, and gun emplacements to possibly messily knock off an FOB is a dumb idea.

I've seen a bunch of dudes on YT ghost or near-ghost Lv.76ers, so I know it's possible. It was just like my third one.

I actually would have gotten it too on my third try, but I fumbled my controller trying to equip a box, and got spotted by a camera at the end of the 2nd deck.

>pet zoo with exotic animals
>touching the paw pads of DD

>>378293001
Kojima has a fetish for sterilisation. First it was just Solid and Liquid being sterile for the sake of them being weapons and all. Then the whole of MGS2 happens basically because Solidus can't have kids. Then in MGS3, Naked Snake gets his balls fried by a nuke. Now in MGSV, everyone in Diamond Dogs is getting sterilised by wobachia.

MGSV was built from the ground up for DLC, so where the fuck is it? This is the first time I've been dumbfounded there hasn't been DLC for a game
Despite its flaws I really enjoyed it and would have loved a new region

Reminder that MGS ended with 4

>>378294468
Fucking crawling around in eastern europe during the balken wars or breakup of yugoslavia would have been sweet.
I don't know how they could work that in though.

>>378294234
How do you even get to defense level 76?

>>378292441
Big boss is a world renown legendary solider. If I became a solider because I like fighting I would want to be part of Big Boss' outfit.

>>378294078
I bet Kaz doesn't like it when Big Boss brings home brown women.

>>378294594
MGSV's worst feature is how easy it is to come up with situations 10x better than the ones we got

>>378294704
It's the absolute highest it can get, so I assume you have to have Lv.10 armor, weapons, all Security Devices built and deployed, and possibly the anti-tranq. meds and shit too.

>>378294234
I think you are pathetic for not having practically unlimited staff, tanks and gun emplacements. I have like 34k of every vechile and emplacement. My units are all over level 155 and I could stretch any of them to 160. My resources are nearly infinite.

>>378294919
Congratulations, you basically just announced that you basically have no social life. Now that's pathetic. Get a girlfriend

>>378294873
The highest grade is 11 now and has been for ages.I guess you are just wrong about your numbers and there is no level 76.

>>378295046
>giving up Big Boss for a 3dpd
you disgust me

>>378294594
Yeah I would have loved a Europe setting.
Or pirates/drug runners/slavery in the SE Asia, maybe make the map more water based with boats. That would make a great DLC.

>>378295046
No one on 4chan has a social life. Else they would be talking to those people instead of random anonymous people.

>>378295046
Congratulations, you basically just announced that you basically have no staff, tanks and gun emplacements. Now that's pathetic. Get good.

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>>378295062
>I guess you are just wrong about your numbers and there is no level 76.

You got me bro :^)

were you not also kidnapped from the womb?
why do you fight for the man?

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>>378295157
The only map we would have gotten would be that island that Eli goes to.

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>>378295396
>were you not also kidnapped from the womb?
what did he mean by this

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Quiet looked a lot cuter in the concept art.

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>>378295398
I know, it's just fun to imagine. What if the game was supported with big/medium/base-sized DLC maps after the fact.
You could even go to America or something if it ws just a mission to take down a base.

>>378295595
I prefer my Joostfu.

>>378295182
Shut up!

>>378295156
>Big Boss

Go to sleep caramel

>>378294426

theres something horrific about being young and unable to have kids

>>378295176
Stop projecting dude. You realize that people have life experiences that are totally different from your own.

>>378295754
Not if you never intended to have children.

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>>378292968
W E W

>>378293904
>Well wouldn't soviet conscripts have family that they may want to go back to?

Getting kidnapped by Big Boss is like Tom Brady kidnapping you so you can play for the Patriots.

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>>378295156

>>378296015
I've always been fascinated by the idea of how big a deal Big Boss must have been to soldiers.

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Well you get kidnapped and get transported to an offshore base where the only way to get food/water is by serving under and fighting for him and probably realize it's better than the shithead boss you were working for before.

>>378293450
Who the fuck keeps putting up those posters of animu Paz? If I find the cheeky fuck, I'll rocket punch his ass off the deck.

>>378296015
That is a fucking amazing analogy. It just fits.

>>378296106
It's not much different from idolised military figures like Chris Kyle, Osama Bin Laden, Fidel Castro, ect.

>>378296285
>Who the fuck keeps putting up those posters of animu Paz? If I find the cheeky fuck, I'll rocket punch his ass off the deck.

Kaz is doing it.

>>378296106
Same, some of my favorite moments in MGSV were overhearing soldiers talking about the rumors of Big Boss operating in the region.

I wonder what an in-universe wikipedia page for BB would look like.

>>378292441
questions like this are why I laugh when people say portable ops isn't canon. Campbell, Miller and Ocelot who handle this don't "try to kill" them, they convert them to their cause. and is explained by Campbell in portable ops.

they only go to the brig if you were an asshole and injured them or killed their friends, or are assholes themselves.

>>378296015
I don't like American soccer, so I can't really relate to that.

>>378295584
It's not hard to figure that out... unless your IQ is below 90.

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>>378297541
>>378292834
also this lol

you'd achieve world peace for her, right /v/?