The Pope is about to run a long and hard campaign against videogames.

>>378291341
Demonophobia

Undertale

>>378291341
The Stanley Parable

Shin Megami Tensei II

Breath of the Wild

The pope can kiss my balls like he kissed that nigger's foot.

>>378291341
Elona +. It has religion, teaches the importance of cooking, of helping others, it lets you marry children, and encourages strategical playing.

>>378291341
This all started because he was given Undertale, wasn't it?

>>378291341
Crusader Kings

>>378291579
Definitely this.

>>378291839
that was funny, right after the youtube dork gave it to him he started talking about how people need to get out and do things irl

Rapelay.

bayonetta

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>>378292105
very glad i passed on undertale

>>378291341
Bloodborne

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>>378292105
>manchilds upset

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>>378291341
Etrian Odyssey.

>>378292105

>Life of activism.

You mean all those nonsensical causes that people waste their time on already?

Onimusha 3. He doesn't even need to play it, if he's not jizzing bricks after the intro then it's time for a new pope

>>378291341
Unironically a Grand Strategy Game. I'm going to sound like a meme for saying this but it's a smart genre for smart people, and with him playing a historical based one he can hopefully see the value games can have.

>>378292105
>that neckbeard responding with a :3
good god

>>378292105
The Francis' Marxism is showing.

Give the pope mgs3

>>378293327
Pope Francis isn't even not a smart man. He's the dumbest Pope yet.

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>>378291341

hehh... letting me get this close to u was ur first misteak...kid.... *kills the pope*

pssshh all to easy....

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>>378291341

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Except for all the hyper-violence and gigantic dick women, I would be pretty fine with coaching the pope through this.

You know, nothing beats killing demons in hell.

Jet Set Radio

>>378291341
Kerbal Space Program
Any sim that is an actual simulation of something complex like X-Plane
Chess 2: The Sequel

>>378293126
>pass on something truly awesome just to spite someone online

yeah really showing him anon!

Journey.

>>378293358
:3

>>378293902
no just for myself, because it's very clear in retrospect that it's dumb as hell

>>378292105
I played Undertale for about 25 minutes and couldn't get into it. Do I give it another go?

>>378293560
Also Binding of Isaac
>Why-a does the boy have-a no pants?
>Oh you can pick up items to cover him up some
>No, that's ok

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>>378291456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33v3luWETak

>>378291579
>>378291961
>Chop down a tree
>start a fire
>"Just like real life, isn´t it? Go outside, anon."
>*bans videogames*

>>378294003
are we the videogame police? just play the game or not nobody cares

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>>378292105
>>378293358

>>378294314
how do we kill all "gamers"?

>>378293250
He wants your dosh, basically. That's literally the only reason anyone actually wants you to join their religion. They're just greedy assholes.

Hatred

>>378291341
You grossly overestimate the influence of the pope. One pedo priest exposed and he's busy playing cover-up again.

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El papa es una sudaca comunista, todos los católicos deben tener sus bolas clavadas en la cara, luego amarradas en postes telefónicos

Plutarco Calles no hizo nada malo.

>>378294314
It's depressing that people who look like this think they're capable of being cute or charming.

>>378294821

The pope has massive influence in the new world, everything lower than mestizo worships him as god himself especially as he himself is one of them (pope francis was a part of argentina's communist party decades ago). The church chose him because they knew he would shore up needed support.

>>378291341
Is there a game about subhumans raping Europe? He'd love it.

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>>378291341
Fallout 4.

>>378291341
EU4

>>378291341

Calmly ask him to take a seat and let his bishops gather around. Ask him if any of his relatives are big Nintendo fans, then say he's in for a real treat as I pull out my specially modded N3DS for the occasion and play ALLAH ACKBAR

The You Testament

>>378291456
>faggot youtuber gives the pope Undertale
>suddenly he hates video games
Like pottery.

>>378291341
Journey and how the player-base acted.

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>>378291456

chupame la pija papa pecho frio
de san amargo tenias que ser AJAJAJA
aguante boca la concha de tu madre
complice de la dictadura

that german game about raping kids

>>378291341
did someone say rape lay already, if not, rape lay.

>>378291341
maybe shadow of the colossus, even tho I really didn't like it

>>378291341
El Shadai: Ascension of the Metatron

>>378291341
Persona 4

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Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty

>>378297196
you need to be +18 to post here faggot

>>378291341

One of the following:

>Ocarina of Time
>Chrono Trigger
>Mother 3
>God Hand
>Super Mario All-stars
>Age of Empires 2
>Metroid Prime Trilogy
>Ookami
>Dark Souls
>Kirby Air Ride
>Sonic Adventure 2 Battle
>Tomba 2
>Barkley, Shut up and Jam gaiden.

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>>378292105
>this makes me lose faith in humanity
>add that to the reasons why I'm atheist!
>well, only true gamers know Undertale's message
fuck anyone who says that a shitty fan base should not be a reason to play a game

>>378293141
>c'mon man look at this steaming stillborn. Cool right? Gonna using as a material for my daemonic ritual so I can slay more beasts. See? Games aren't bad at all!

Since he's Marxist faggot, he would the idea of dead babies in a game

>>378291341
Ace Combat Zero

>>378291341
Soul Reaver

>>378292105
If Francis had liked the game, I bet you all these kids would be raging Catholics now.

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>>378291341
FUCK THE POPE
PAPIST SCUM GO HOME!
DEPORT ALL QUÉBÉCOIS TO FRANCE CANADA IS ANGLO PROTESTANT!

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>>378291341
>implying Pope can do anything

>>378298814
HE WILL GO TO HELL AND SUFFER THE SECOND DEATH
CATHOLIC LIARS SAY YOU BURN FOR ALL ETERNITY BUT CATHOLICS HATE THE BIBLE
HE IS AN IDOLATROUS HEATHEN
HE CAN PRAY TO HIS QUEEN OF HEAVEN STATUE AND PRAY TO THE SAINTS
THE BIBLE SAYS STONE MEDIUMS
YOU CANT COMMUNICATE WITH THE DEAD POPE FRANCIS IS A HEATHEN!

>>378297826
Where's the part in Undertale where it gives you a live updating twitter feed of retards?

>>378291341
Catholics aren't protestard nutbags you retard,

I'd probably show him Civ V or something

>>378293223
If he actually finished the first one, without being spoiled, and actually understood the twist, maybe.

>>378294104
>>Why-a does the boy have-a no pants?
>Because the Pope lives in the Vatican, which is in Italy, the Pope is Italian
American education, everyone

>>378291341
Francis is a pretty cool guy though, I doubt he would do something like that.
Anyway, Tetris, in any of its iterations, is always the right answer.

>>378291341
superman 64. that or show the old pedo fag a game with young boys im sure he'll approve

>>378297196
got cancer and then i got cancer on the cancer
fuckoff

>>378300325
The Pope is Italian, ethnically. What education did you have?

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>>378291341
ACII

>>378291341
postal 2

>>378293902
Sure it is awesome, Tumblrina.

>>378300582
>Saint Peter was Syrian
>Pope Francis is Argentinian
Yeah, sure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kAFqbG0qXY

For Honor

Robozou

>>378292105

>edgy kids
>need a friend simulator like Matt

>>378300938
Pope's second name is Bergoglio. He has Italian origins, like 60% of the population in Argentina.

>>378300938
His parents were immigrants fleeing Fascist Italy. He was ethnically Italian and a citizen of Argentina. Now he's enthinicaly Italian and a citizen of the Vatican State.

>>378291341
>No one saying Ultima IV
come on, that game is basically a quest to become a saint

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>>378293369
The Pope's version of activism is to preach about Jesus and feed the poor. Nothing to do with Marxism.

>>378301138
Found the nigger

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>>378291414
Underrated post

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>>378291341
Bible Black.