WE'RE GOING TO FUCKING OREGON
RIGHT FUCKING NOW
I NEED 5 VIDYA-RELATED NAMES
AND AN OCCUPATION
LET'S DO THIS
>>378290142
Artour Babaev, Doctor
>>378290142
Dig Bick, Blacksmith
>>378290142
Artyom
Callie
>>378290142
Shlomo Shekelstein, Merchant
Gregor, Teacher
Mercedes, Blacksmith.
>>378290142
>nobody
>somebody
>your mom
>SOMEbody
>everybody
Best naming scheme I've seen yet. Enjoy!
>>378290142
Swifty, Farmer
Will Wedgewood, Teacher
>>378290142
No gam3s
>>378290320
WHOOPS WRONG IMAGE.
John Doom Guy
OUR PARTY HAS BEEN ASSEMBLED
IT'S PRETTY FUCKING SHIT, BUT LETS FORGET THAT
WHAT MONTH WE LEAVAN'?
>MARCH
>APRIL
>MAY
>JUNE
>JULY
>AUGUST
FIRST VOTE DECIDES
Morshu, merchant
>>378290328
>RTZ
>nobody
say that to the million dollars, faggit
https://www.esportsearnings.com/players/4028-arteezy-artour-babaev
>>378290414
MARCH
July
>>378290414
God speed Artour
>>378290475
MARCH IT IS, AND MARCH WE SHALL DO
WHAT SUPPLIES ARE WE GETTING? START THROWING OUT SOME SUGGESTIONS.
KEEP IN MIND WE'RE A BUNCH OF POORFAGS
>>378290557
WHEELS.
>>378290557
Gunna need ALL the fucking wagon tongues. All of them.
>>378290557
3 spare wagon axles
>>378290557
WAGON TONGUES
>>378290557
5 OXEN
>>378290557
BULLETS, ALL THE BULLETS WE CAN CARRY
>>378290572
>>378290587
>>378290596
>>378290619
SURE WHY NOT
$310 LEFT
>>378290557
ALL THE BULLETS
>>378290665
4 Oxen, 4 sets of clothes, 20 boxes of bullets, and 200 lbs of food
>>378290626
>>378290650
>>378290668
TEN
DOLLARS
LEFT
FIRST REPLY DECIDES WHERE IT GOES
>>378290731
CLOTHES
>>378290665
ALL THE OXEN. WEL LTRAVEL AT LIGHTSPEED AND CARRY OUR SPARE FOOD WITH US
>>378290731
clothing
>>378290665
EVERY SINGLE OXEN
>>378290752
ONE SET OF CLOTHES FOR THE WHOLE CREW
I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK THE MERCHANT IS GIVING US
HE DOESN'T THINK WE KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING
WHAT A JUDGMENTAL ASSHOLE
>>378290829
FUCK HIM, HE BETTER BE GLAD WE CAN'T HUNT FOR FOOD IN TOWNS
>>378290829
HE THINKS WE NEED MORE OXEN
M O R E O X E N
PACE AND RATIONS
I'LL HUNT ONCE WE LEAVE TOWN
>>378290887
sanic speed gaben feed
>>378290887
MAX PACE
>>378290887
GRUELING
>>378290887
fastest pace, lowest rations
>>378290887
Sanic speed gaben feed
I CANT WAIT TO LOSE 90% OF THE OXES IN THE FIRST RIVER
>>378290887
MAX EVERYTHING
>>378290997
ITS OK FAGGOT WE HAVE MORE TOUNGES
>>378290913
NOT MANY ANIMALS OUT TODAY, BUT WE KILLED THE ONES THAT WERE
LET'S-A GO
>>378291082
GO HUNTING
>>378291082
From here on out only use 10 bullets. No point in wasting excess.
FUCK AFTER ONLY ONE DAY?
>>378291082
>you used 20 bullets
you can't waste ammo like that you shitter, they need to last until oregon
>>378291151
Eat yokes
>>378291151
Eat the flies. Gotta have that extra protein for the winter.
I DONT THINK WE KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOING
>>378291225
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>378291225
Just go west nigga how hard is that
>>378291225
WEST YOU STUPID FUCK GO WEST!
OUR FIRST TRIAL, /v/
MANY HAVE FAILED HERE
660 FT ACROSS
10 FEET DEEP
3 VOTES TO DECIDE WHAT WE DO
COME ON /v/ I BELIEVE IN YOU
>>378291319
COCK
>>378291319
cock the wagon
>>378291319
FORD
>>378291319
Can't beat the cock
>>378291319
Take a ferry, duh. Literally no downsides.
Ferry
>>378291339
>>378291367
>>378291376
FUUUCCCKKKKK
YEEEEAAAAHHHH
>NO TROUBLES
>>378291445
Oh shit!
>>378291445
>ferryfags on suicide watch
I hate caulk niggers. You won't fucking survive the Oregon wilderness with that wimpy ass attitude. Fording builds character
>>378291445
CAN'T BEAT A SORE COCK
FULL SPEED AHEAD
HEY GUESS WHAT /v/
>Is it another river?
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT IT'S ANOTHER FUCKING RIVER
3 VOTES
AND WE HUNT ON THE OTHER SIDE
>>378290471
See, the joke is, when a person in your party gets cholera or dysentery, the game will say:
>nobody has cholera
So then you don't worry about it! If we use your naming scheme, your favorite e-sports guy will get the clap or something. Food for thought!
>>378291445
HUNT AND MINIMUM PACE AFTER
>>378291575
cock
>>378291575
Cock
>>378291575
FERRY
>>378291575
FORD HUNT MIN PACE
>>378291575
C O C K
O
C
K
>>378291575
COCK IT
>>378291575
Wait to see if it gets deeper.
>>378291575
REV UP AND CAULK IT BIG BOY
>>378291445
>>378291498
DELETE THESE RIGHT NOW
>>378291575
WAIT
>>378291665
>>378291676
>>378291695
MORE COCKS THAN A GAY ORGY
BUT WE MADE IT, TIME TO HUNT
>>378291781
no more than 10 bullets
>>378291781
ONE BULLET
ONE SHOT ONE KILL, NO LUCK ONLY SKILL
>>378291781
11 bullets just to annoy >>378291815
>>378291781
HUNT AND MIN PACE
REEEEEEEEEEE
WE NEED A REST
>>378291781
No bison, squirrels only! We're making shishkabobs!
>>378291781
ONE BULLIT
ONE SHOT
ONE KILL
>>378291815
>no more than 10 bullets
BUT THEN WHO WILL DRIVE THE BUFFALO TO EXTINCTION?
>>378291781
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR HIS THRONE
Shot 3 bison per trip, waste that meat!
>>378291906
people who save bullets for buffalo instead of shooting squirrels
>>378291906
>SIXTEEN THOUSAND POUNDS OF ASS AND PUSSY MEAN
>ONLY CARY TWO HUNDRED
FORT KEARNEY!
NEW PACE AND RATIONS?
TRADE?
REST?
????
>>378291906
>40/100 bullets used
OP YOU WASTEFUL MOTHERFUCKER WERE GOING TO STARVE IN FUCKING KANSAS
>>378291992
MARCH ONWARDS
>>378291992
SANIC SPEED GABEN FEED
BUY MORE OXEN FOR MORE FASTER
>>378291992
sell all the meat and by more bullets
>>378291992
Minimum rations
G-gee, I w-wonder what kind of asshole is killing all the buffalo...
>>378291992
NO BRAKES RUN THE OXEN INTO THE GROUND
THINGS ARE GETTING KINDA SPOOKY HERE /v/
>>378292175
GHOST WAGON
>we we're already dead from the beginning
SHIT
>>378292248
this is why we have spares
>>378292248
What the fuck is a wagon tongue and why should we fix it?
>>378292248
3 TOUNGES
FIX THAT SHIT
>>378292248
YES THEN CHARGE ONWARD
CHIMNEY ROCK MY DUDES
NEW PACE AND RATIONS?
OTHER?
>>378292365
SANIC
GABEN
HUNT FOR THE BLOOD GOD
>>378292365
minimum rations, fastest speed
>>378292365
Maintain
>>378292365
GRUELING/MAX
WE WILL FLY TO CALIFORNIA ON THE BODIES OF A THOUSAND BUFFALO
COOL STORY BRO
>>378292387
SANIC SPEED GABEN FEED IT IS
>>378292365
WE NEED A FUCKING REST
LOOK AT OUR HEALTH
TAKE A REST
SLOW AHEAD
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WE'RE ALMOST TO THE NEXT FORT
>>378292492
IT'S FUCKING MARCH WHAT THE SHIT
>>378292492
You know what time it is.
PACE AND RATIONS
ALSO SHOULD WE REST? HEALTH IS POOR.
>>378292570
KEEP GOING
>>378292570
REST
>>378292570
HUNT then REST
>>378292570
reduce pace and rations 1 plip
>>378292570
I say its bed time
>>378292570
KEEP RESTING
>>378292570
HOLY SHIT STOP FOR LIKE 3 SECONDS THEN CHARGE ON
>>378292570
Party is losers they need to build character and keep going
>LONELY GRIEVING WIDOW
S...SHOULD WE?
>>378292680
FUCK HER!
>>378292680
SLAP HER DIRTY WATER HOLE INTO THE NEXT DIMENSION
>>378292680
Harness her
>>378292602
OKAY THEN
IM ABOUT TO HUNT, HOW MANY BULLETS AM I USING?
>>378292669
We're a bunch of poorass teachers n shit. What did you expect?
>>378292757
1 DON"T MISS
>>378292757
1 SHOT 2 KILLS
>>378292757
ONE SHOT ONE KILL
>>378292789
>>378292795
FUCK
>>378292916
Hope we have food left over
>>378292916
YOU FAGGOT ASS NIGGER, OP
>>378292916
Next time use it on a party member!
WE HAVE OUR FIRST CASE OF DYSENTERY
>>378292916
Get to fucking the woman
>>378292976
HE'S FUCKED
REDUCE FEED TO KENYAN
Hey, what version of OT is this?
>>378292976
>artyom
It was inevitable.
>>378292976
Fuckin walk it off.
>>378290142
Already in Oregon. Stay home, we're full
>>378292976
CUT ALL TIES
KILL HIM
DONT LET IT SPREAD
>>378293094
>>378293132
THIS
MAKE HIM WALK BEHIND THE WAGON
EITHER HE FALLS OR GETS BETTER
LITERALLY JUST FUCKING SQUIRRELS
NO DEER
NO BUFFALO
WE'RE GOING TO DIE
>>378293226
The Indian has them, go use one bullet on him!
>>378293226
Fucking move on then. There's no food to be found here.
>>378293226
>15 bullets
>on squirrels
lrn2shoot faggot
>>378293226
>15 bullets
Are you fucking blind or something?
Stick them up your dick as there would be more useful
>>378293226
>5 pounds of meat
>15 bullets
Holy shit op, git gud
>>378293226
K E N Y A N
E
N
Y
A
N
THIS MOTHERFUCKER STOLE OUR ONLY SET OF CLOTHING
WE NUDIST NOW
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN
REST YES/NO WHILE I HUNT?
>>378293323
WE RAPEWAGON NOW
>>378293323
STEAL HIS LIFE
>>378293226
>game will become scarce
What does that actually mean?
>>378293323
WE STILL HAVE OUR PRECIOUS
TONGUES
>>378293380
REST AND HUNT
PROTECT DIG BICK
>>378293380
Yes
>>378293380
Fine, give it ONE MORE TRY
>>378292976
What version of oregon trail is this? I've never been able to find it.
>>378293401
Less game to hunt, a game scarcity, even. Game means animals to hunt. Lrn2literacy
>>378293323
he stole our clothing, while we were wearing it, what kind of sick freak is this
>>378293323
WE ARE THE NUDISTOO BEAAACH
>op misses with his 1 shot
>dysentery
>op uses 15 bullets for 5 pounds of meat
>thyphoid fever
they're actually suffering from pure disappointment
>>378293432
REST HOW MANY DAYS?
>>378293380
SAVE HIM AT ALL COSTS
THE DICK CANNOT LOSE
>>378293496
100!
>>378293495
This
Use one bullet on yourself OP
>>378290142
what game is this
>>378293496
Thank fucking God. Rest One (1) week.
>>378293467
I'm not a native speaker, thanks.
>>378293557
Dysentery Simulator 1993
>>378293557
Oregon Trail, senpai.
>>378293561
Checked
>>378293523
oh fuck you, one more outburst and your ass is walking Dig Bick.
>>378293605
IT WOULD HELP IF I ATTACHED A PICTURE
>>378293605
AVERAGE THEM, ASSHOLE
6 DAYS
ARTYOM IS WELL AGAIN
WE'RE COMING BACK BOYZ
>>378293683
Make it so
>>378293675
HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN
BURN THE FUCKING WAGON JESUS CHRIST
>>378293675
WHY THE FUCK DIDNT THEY LISTEN TO HARNESS BITCH
>>378293708
Give it another week then./
>>378293675
OY VEY, NOT CHOLERA
>>378293675
OY VEY
ANODDA SHOA
>EXHAUSTION
>WE'RE LITERALLY JUST RESTING
SHOULDA BROUGHT MARIE
ANYWAYS WE GOTTA MOVE. NO MORE ANIMALS LEFT.
>>378293401
Early ps3
>>378293810
Fucking lazy bitch dragging us down. Hope she dies when we move.
>>378293810
TRUDGE ON SHOOT ON
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
>>378293810
POST INVENTORY AND STATS
>>378293810
Maybe she's the one caring for everyone else's sick asses
>>378293864
HMM WHICH WAY?
OH YEAH. EAST.
>>378293864
HAPPENING
>>378293864
What the fuck
SMART DEAL?
>>378293864
HOW IS A WAGON FULL OF TEACHERS SO FUCKING DUMB
>>378293997
NO GOD NO
>>378293997
Do it
>>378293997
HOLY FUCK WE NEED THOSE TONGUES
>>378293997
NO LET HIM STARVE
>>378293997
WE HAVE TWO WAGON TONGUES ALREADY AND NO FOOD WHAT KIND OF A FUCKING DEAL IS THAT
>>378293997
Don't we only have 2?
>>378293997
He simultaneously looks so sad and so suspicious
No. Keep the tounges.
OP, where/how are you playing this? Fancy playing with myself
>>378293997
HE'S JEWING YOU
>>378294089
Oregon Trail using screencaps
>>378293997
>Wagon found with 5 dead humans, 5 dead oxen, five wagon tongues, and no clothing
>>378294035
F
>>378294084
Thats the worst fucking kind
>>378293997
how will we taste our food if we trade out tongues?
>>378294016
those who can do, those who cant teach
>>378294089
I bet you'd fancy that
>>378294147
Better him than the others
>>378294147
GOOD RIDDANCE
KEEP POWERING ON
>>378294175
If I'm up, yes.
>>378294147
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
F
>>378294147
MORE SPACE FOR TONGUES
OY VEY
DO WE KEEP PRESSING ON OR TRADE FOR FOOD?
>>378294175
>go west
>see the army
>they're fighting some emus
>they ask for your help
>they lose the war against the emus anyway
no thanks
>>378294147
THE STRONG MUST WALK OVER THE WEAK
ONWARD FULL SPEED
>>378294245
WHEN DID THESE NIGGERS EVEN GET SICK
>>378294245
use up all your bullets in the next hunting trip.
>>378294245
Jesus Christ. See what offers we can get.
>>378294245
JESUS CHRIST EVERYONE D I E S
>>378294245
OY VEY HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GODS CHOSEN
>>378294175
the warden allowed free movement in those days?
>>378294276
WHEN THE AUSTRALIANS ATTACKED
>>378294245
SHLOMO NOOOOOOO
>>378294245
>>378294287
DEAL?
>>378294395
YES IF WE HAVE MORE THAN 120 LBS FOOD
>>378294175
If we do, you have to include Shlomo Shekelstein in the new party
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>>378294276
I don't know how the fuck you can even get most of those diseases on the trail. Cholera and dysentery I understand as that's the result of really shitty water. But measles? What are you doing, porking every random person you see?
>>378294395
WE NEED TO KEEP KILLIN THEM BUFFALO. DEAL
>>378294395
With your shit aim it sounds about right.
>>378294395
GIVE HIM 1 BULLET PERSONALLY AND TAKE THE FOOD
>>378294395
NO DEAL FUCK IT
>>378294395
Fuck that you can shoot 10 times that with half the bullets
Shoot that faggot in the face then take his food
FUCKING CALLIE AGAIN EVERY TIME
>>378294395
Is he going to shoot up a place?
>>378294489
Glue factory
>>378294489
Put her down, use her for food
>>378294489
REPLACE LEG WITH TONGUE
TRAIL ANDROID
>>378294489
Time to let her go
>>378294489
WHAT IS WITH THESE NIGGERS AND BREAKING THEIR BONES HOLY SHIT
>>378294489
SUSHI IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
>>378294489
>>378294564
The wrong kid died
>>378294492
>Why do you neeeeeed so many salt boolets?
>Gonna take on the whole west by yourself?
>>378294438
it was the widow we should have left her to die
>>378294564
>that one game a few months ago Sanic made it to Oregon all by himself with 2 broken arms and a broken leg
Did the people who made the journey have any idea that the Civil War was going on?
Not American, genuinely wondering. Did Oregon and California do anything about it or did they just sit back and waited to see what happened?
CALLIE = DEAD
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, HER DEATH BROUGHT OUR HEALTH FROM 'VERY POOR' TO 'POOR'
REST OR KEEP TRUCKING ALONG?
>>378294605
BAN THOSE SCARY SALT COLTS
>>378294639
An excellent start for life in a fucking desert.
West was a mistake.
>>378294680
Clearly resting does nothing so keep going.
>>378294680
GIVE US A STAT SCREEN YOU STAT HOARDING JEW
>>378294680
You have to have a funeral otherwise morale takes a shit.
>>378294734
>>>
>>378294680
EAST BOUND AND DOWN
LOAD IT UP AND TRUCK IT
>>378294792
Now that there's only two of us I think we can up the rations a bit.
>>378294792
1655 shots, more than enough to kill anything that moves
>>378294792
FOR FUCKS SAKE. SLOW DOWN A NOTCH AND REST A FEW DAYS
>>378294175
Interesting. I guess there were lost of Trail games in this time period. In 2nd or 3rd grade I played Oregon Trail on the Apple II, then later on in like 6th grade I got a new computer at home and a copy of Yukon Trail. That game is fucking great, maybe I'll do a thread on it sometime.
>>378294678
This was about twenty years before the Civil War
California and Oregon had a lot of confederate sympathizers but more union sympathizers and the government was able to secure the state before any secession got going, they mostly sent gold and troops east.
>>378294792
>1600 bullets
HOLY SHIT WE'RE TRANSPORTING A FUCKING GAU-8 TO CALIFORNIA.
>>378294865
S-SHOULD WE STILL REST?
>>378294875
I remember playing Yukon Trail. I liked Oregon Trail 2 better
>>378294961
KEEP GOING
>>378294961
SHOOT NIGGA
SHOOT EVERYTHING
>>378294961
Crikey. If our health is fine I think we should make a break for it.
>>378294875
>OT on Apple II
Fond memories
>>378294875
I enjoyed Amazon Trail. Got to take pictures of animals.
UH OH
IT BEGINS
>>378295058
DON'T YOU FUCKING DIE ON US ARTY
>>378295058
rip
>>378295058
OH NO WAY NIGGA
>>378295058
MAKE A BREAK FOR ORAGON! WE'LL SEE IT BEFORE WE DIE!
>ONE DAY AWAY FROM INDEPENDENCE ROCK
>FOG
WE'RE SO CLOSE DAMMIT
IF WE CAN MAKE IT THERE WE CAN REST
>>378295058
I didn't even know this fag was here till you showed the stat screen
>>378295058
>>378295058
RTZ CAN DO IT
>>378295108
>GRIM REAPER MOVING IN
>>378295043
I never figured out how to beat it. I always thought I was taking the right fork in the river but it always took me down the road to bullshit and you died and the cat would talk shit about you.
>>378295058
Is this his first problem the entire time? We should keep him.
>>378295108
>>378295145
inb4 throw
>>378295108
MISTER ARTOUR BABAEVSKI PLEASE DO IT FOR POTATO
>>378295108
>The ghosts of those we lost haunt us even over miles of the trail
>>378295108
>CLICK OK
>IMMEDIATELY ANOTHER FOG MESSAGE, LOSE ANOTHER DAY
>CLICK OK
>FUCKING DUST STORM
WE'RE LITERALLY
LITERALLY
ONE DAY AWAY FROM INDEPENDENCE ROCK
AND WE'VE LOST 3 DAYS NOW IN THIS SAME SPOT
>>378295249
>>378295249
>3 days
what the fuck how
>>378295249
GOD CLEARLY WANTS US DEAD!
>>378295249
RTZ GO
DO IT
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
JUST FUCKING KILL US
JUST FUCKING KILL US ALREADY AND GET IT OVER WITH
>>378295249
>>378295249
Don't you realize? RTZ is stuck in this Western Silent Hill until he atones for his sins. It won't let him go.
>>378295249
>>378295339
We were truly already dead before we began.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
WE DIDN'T EVEN MOVE
I JUST CLOSE ONE POPUP AND ANOTHER COMES UP BEFORE WE CAN EVEN MOVE
IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS
>>378295339
WE HAD NO MONEY THOUGH
>>378295339
WHAT THE FUCK
>>378295339
AR
FUCKING
TOUR
MAKE
IT
TO
THE
FUCKING
ROCK
YOU
SHITHEAD
>>378295447
>>378295447
topkek god hates us
>>378295447
NO WATER
ONLY
SALT
>>378295339
holy shit is that Todd Howard on the right?
stealing 57 dollars to cover the cost of a copy of Fallout 4
>>378295339
AT least we got our precious tongues!
>>378295447
THEIF SHOULD HAVE SLIT OUR FUCKING THROATS AND PUT US OUTTA OUR MISERY
>>378295447
SLOW THE PACE, LET HIM EAT
>>378295447
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
WE HAVE TO MAKE IT
>>378295447
Jesus
holy shit
we actually made it
Should I rest until health is raised to fair?
>>378295447
>>378295447
>Getting rng'd to death
Yep, thats the Oregon Trail I remember.
>>378295605
YES
>>378295605
YEs
>>378295605
Push on, no time
>>378295605
independence rock, more like independence from this fucking ungodly trail
>>378295605
RETS
>>378295605
Also get some fucking water
>>378295605
If you rest for even a moment, the souls of the damned will catch up to RTZ.
We have to leave. Now.
>>378295605
WE DID IT REDDIT
>>378295605
Rest til you die
>All the graves we passed
Yeah that was our family.
>>378295605
MA BOI ARTOUR
>>378295686
TECHNOLOGY
>>378295686
ALL NIGGERS HANG
>>378295686
BLACKED
>>378295686
NO BUTTAH R CHEEZ R FRESH FROOT
>>378295605
We need water
>rest for one day
>fucking die
He held out, /v/. Afflicted with every disease known to man and exhausted beyond his limits he still clung to life until he was able to reach Independence Rock. He refused to die on the trail.
F
>>378295851
ARTEEZY YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>>378295851
NEW GAMU
>>378295851
F
NEW GAME
>>378295851
God damn
>>378295851
I TOLD YOU NOT TO REST
GODDAMN IT ARTEEZY YOU FUCKING CHOKING BASTARD.
>>378295851
First response writes the epitaph.
>>378295851
gg
nore
>>378295851
Fucking ripip
>>378295796
made me laugh more than it should have
>>378295919
niggerfart
>>378295851
at least that lasted longer than his venture with secret
>>378295919
I need healing
>>378295851
IT WAS THE BLACK WITCH
>>378295919
fug
>>378295919
gg no re
>>378295919
The Jews did this
>>378295919
"Killed his entire family so he could make it to Oregon, only to fuck that up too"
>>378295851
>reaches independence rock barely alive
>lays down, closes his eyes, and smiles knowing he made it
>dies
o7
>>378295851
So he buried himself?
>>378295851
>>378295919
Arteezy has proven himself as a good captain
MAKE HIM CAPTAIN NEXT ROUND
>>378295919
>Grueling pace from day 1 to the end
>Started with 1 clothes no food
I'm honestly surprised we made it that far.
Well /v/ it's been fun but I've got to goTO OREGON MOTHERFUCKERSLETS GET SOME FUCKING NAMES RIGHT NOW
Should we do anything silly this time or a normal run?
>>378296180
Todd Howard
>>378296180
Cowboy Jonathan
>>378296180
KNICKERBOCKER THE NIGGER KNOCKER
CARPENTER
>>378296180
FUCK THAT I WANT MY NIGGA DMX IN THERE
>>378296180
Marie
>>378296180
Makoto!, Teacher
>>378296180
Travis Touchdown
>>378296180
Doctor
JohnCena
>>378296180
Carlton BEaEnkEs
>>378296180
Doctor
Tito
>>378296180
Oneshot Johnny
>>378296180
Shiggy Miggymongol the Merchant
>>378296214
>>378296239
>>378296245
>>378296246
>>378296250
>>378296253
We'll do a round but first all of you have to purchase Fallout 4, along with all of the DLC.And Skyrim Special Edition>March
>April
>May
>June
>July
>August
>>378296461
March
Which version of Oregon Trail is this?
>>378296461
March was a harsh month, lets go April
>>378296461
April
Standard layout with SANIC and GABEN
>>378296461
April is the cruelest month, so April
THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8gJxIWSxGE
>>378296461
>Rod Boward
>not Merchant
leave
>>378296510
>>378296571
>>378296586
TIME TO BUY OUR SHIT
>>378296646
PUT IT ALL IN OXEN
>>378296646
10 OXEN
>>378296646
buy a ton of food
as in an actual ton
>>378296646
MAX SPARES
>>378296646
10 OX
5 PAIRS OF PANTS
20 BULLETS
ALL THE SPARES
REST IN FOOD
GET THEM TONGUES
>>378296646
3 tongues again.
clothes!!
>>378296646
But 25 ox
>>378296646
2 Oxen, 4 Sets of clothing, 20 boxes of bullets, 3 spare wheels, 3 spare axels, 3 spare toungues, and 1000 pounds of food.
>>378296646
JUST CLOTHES
>WE STYLIN NAH
>>378296661
>>378296668
>>378296690
>>378296704
>>378296710
>>378296714
>>378296730
>>378296731
>>378296745
HOW'S THIS?
ANYTHING MORE?
>>378296805
MORE BOOLETS
>>378296805
Double clothing and bullets
>>378296646
>1
>FUKKAN
>BOOLET
>>378296805
1 more wheel then get going ya nigga
>>378296805
with your aim we need about 150 kilograms of bullets
ALRIGHT OUR WAGON IS OVERLOADED WITH ALL THESE COPIES OFF FALLOUT 4 WE NEED TO DELIVER TO THE WEST COAST
PACE AND RATIONS? NEED I ASK?
>>378296912
Pace just below max and rations at filling.
>>378296912
PACE ON!
>>378296912
SANIC
GABEN
REEEEEEEEEE
>>378296912
full speed no feed
>>378296912
MAX PACE FAGGOT
>>378296912
todd would run them until they all die of bloodloss from the feet
>>378296912
Grueling
Barebones
>>378296912
i can't believe that we're going to ship all these copies!
>>378296923
DONE
AND WE'RE ALREADY AT THE RIVER
3 VOTES
V
O
T
E
S
>>378297027
FERRY
WE'RE TOO HEAVY
>>378297027
FERRY SENPAI
See that river? You canFORD IT
>>378297027
FERRY
>>378297027
cock
>>378297027
FORD
>>378297027
I do believe the proper course of action is to wait, good sir.
>>378297027
CAULK THAT MOTHERFUCKER
>>378297027
The 9 extra sets of clothes are weighing us down. Lets be safe about this. Ferry.
>>378297027
when you float the wagon across, how do the oxen make it to the other side?
>>378297050
>>378297062
>>378297083
TRADED A COPY OF FALLOUT 4 FOR A FREE TRIP ACROSS THE RIVER(PLUS TIP)
>>378297181
Wew
FUCKING TODD NOT ABLE TO NAVIGATE WITHOUT QUEST MARKERS
>>378290142
why does the game want me to explain who im taking
>>378297241
REEEEEE
>>378297181
THANKS BASED FERRY MAN
>>378297241
THIS TRAIL
IT JUST WERKS
WE'VE ENCOUNTERED A RIVER
HOW WILL TODD HOWARD IN HIS INFINITE GENIUS NAVIGATE THIS WATER?
3 VOTES
>>378297241
Sorry Todd, those are DLC
>>378297241
>>378297350
COCK
>>378297350
ford
>>378297350
Ford the fuck out it!
>>378297350
Caulk
>>378297350
Float it, it looks possible
>>378297350
not very deep. ford
>>378297350
>4.6ft
FORD FAGGOT
>>378297405
>>378297390
>>378297418
shits too heavy
>>378297390
>>378297405
>>378297418
TODD HOWARD DOES IT AGAIN
BETHESDA LIVES TO SEE ANOTHER DAY
>>378297471
CONSOLE CHEATS
ALSO GIVE US STATS SCREENY
>>378297392
>>378297419
>>378297453
>wanting Todd to drown
>>378297453
>>378297350
MANLETS BTFO
>>378297471
IT
JUST
WORKS
CLEAR WEATHER DLC IS EXTRA
Newb question, how do we know how far along we are?
>>378297493
>>378297565
We buy the season pass
>>378297594
Thanks
>>378297594
We've been hunting, right?
>Travis steps on a ledge the wrong way
>body glitches out and flies around the map and he breaks his legs
>>378297663
FUCKHEAD!
>>378297663
>butcher the animal for meat
>>378297663
>fucking up a fallout 4 shipment that hard
todd plz.
>>378297663
IT'S A FEATURE I SWEAR!
>>378297663
He is fucking dead
>>378297547
we morrowind now
FUCKING BLIZZARD, THEY'RE NOTHING COMPARED TO BETHESDA
Also we reached Fort Kearney, new pace/rations?
>>378293469
Pickpocket 99
>>378297796
Same assuming health is ok
>>378297796
>delays
Classic Todd
>>378297796
SPEND EVERY DOLLAR ON OXENS
>>378297796
lowest speed max feed
>>378297796
FULL FUCKING PACe
>>378297796
in b4 todd gliches his wagon directly to the bottom of the next river they hit.
>>378297796
Assuming health is okay, FULL STEAM AHEAD
>>378297796
You best be hunting nigger
That food is for the mountains
OP you convinced me to get it on DOSBox
>>378297796
MAX THAT MOTHERFUCKING PACE BUTTON
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>>378298036
See that rock? You can go there
>>378298036
TALK TO THE ROCK
>>378298036
GRUELING PACE
FALLOUT 4 HAS BEEN DELIVERED TO FORT LARAMIE
WE MUST KEEP GOING
>>378298186
Same speed/rations
>>378298186
STATUS REPORT
>
>>378298257
The downsides of open world
>>378298257
FUCKING TODD
GET USED TO NOT HAVING QUEST MARKERS FAGGOT
>>378298257
KILL ALL OF YOUR PARTY MEMBERS
>>378298257
>you can climb anything
>>378298257
FUCKING TODD DOES IT AGAIN
>>378298257
This is what happens when you rely on quest markers too much
FUCKING PIRATEFAGS
WE'RE ACTUALLY MAKING GOOD TIME
AND THERE'S THE BODY OF SOME FAGGOT LAYING HERE
>>378298381
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP IT
>>378298562
Same stats
>>378298381
REEEEEE
VERY INTERESTING
>>378291498
kek
>>378298609
MORMON JESUS
FUCKING COMPANIONS NOT ABLE FOLLOW YOU OVER A 1 INCH LEDGE
>>378298609
Trade some meat for magic underwear, we'll need it to ward off the dysentery
>>378298682
DOWNWARD FUCKING DOG
SHIT WE DONT HAVE THE GRASS DLC
>>378298797
Can we give them some of our food?
>>378298797
FEED THEM ROCKS, ROXEN
FALLOUT 4 HAS BEEN DISTRIBUTED TO THE SOUTH PASS
WHICH WAY DO WE GO NOW?
2 VOTES
>>378298865
SHORT CUT
>>378298865
SHORTCUT
>>378298865
SEE THAT FORT? YOU CAN RAID IT
Think it's time to make a new thread
>>378298882
Follow skyrims design philosophy!
>>378298972
>>378298972
>>378298972
NEW THREAD
>>378298865
FORT BRIDGER
THE VIDYA MUST SPREAD