The protagonist of the last game you played has been replaced

Game is now comedy gold

/thread

My guess is Tommy would be pretty fucked- I just played Injustice 2.

>FFXV

YOU ARE TEARINK ME APART, LUNA!

>yeah, some guys beat up chun li so bad she went to the hospital
>what a story, ken.

and then the fight starts and everything is the same

>>378283143
>Splinter Cell
>Whispering would be replaced with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF_-5pZ_kxY

>Planescape: Torment

I wish someone would make this real

>>378283143
>fez
O man

>>378283143
Tommy Jarvis is now Tommy Wiseau

>>378284485
>Oh HAI Jason, Whats with the silly mask?

>fire emblem awakening

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISSA!

>Friday the 13th

I did not kill her. I did not.

Oh, hello counselour.

>Yakuza 0

I did not kill him! Its not true! Its bullshit! I did not kill him! I did not! Oh hi Nishki.

How has The Disaster Artist not leaked yet? It debuted at a film festival months ago. There's not even any good images or footage from the movie.

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>>378283143
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART TAKUMI

>Dishonored

>Says "I did not stab her, I did naht!" instead of staying mute like a bitch
>This leads to a proper investigation and the real culprits are outed in time
Truly the best possible outcome

>>378283143
>Just played Fallout 3.
Never had a 1 Charisma play through.

>Tommy wiseau is leading a feudal clan for the throne of Shogun in the 16th century
>and he's winning
I dig it.

>Hotline Miami

Whenever Don Juan slams a door and kills someone, it plays "Oh hi, mark"

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https://youtu.be/0lKRqPRVspc

He is like a fucking alien and yet I can't keep my eyes away

>Re: Chain of Memories
"WHY NAMINÉ, WHY? PLEASE TALK TO ME, PLEASE"

Gears of War 1 remake

>gets lanced
"YOU'RE TEARING ME APART"

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>>378283143
>Fallout
"So, you went into The Glow and back and made it alive huh? How did you do that?"
"I could not tell you man its confidential, anyway how's your sex life"

does he still have a gaming channel?

>>378283143
>oh hi mark

>"Oh, hi Hornet."

>bb

Hahaha
what a story, Doll!

>Did you hear? Someone murdered the woman running the orphanage in Riften?
>I didn't do it, Mark. I didn't hit her. I did not!

>Hitman 2016

Fund it

>>378284223
I want to play this so bad

>>378283143
Oh hi Ryuji

>Friday the 13th with Tommy Wiseau
>Tommy is talking to a female councilor after hitting her with a poker
>"You're lying I never hit you, you're tearing me apart Lisa"
>Suddenly Jason bursts through the door
>"Ohh hi Jason"
>Jason replies "Ohh hi Johnny didn't know it was you"
>Tommy then goes on to explain that Lisa is a lying bitch and Jason spears her
>Tommy laughs and both him and Jason go outside to throw around the old pigskin

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>>378288031

Tommy Wiseau super deepthroats Mei from Overwatch

>binding of isaac

MY OWN MAHTHER BETRAY ME, I'M FED UP WITH THIS WORL

YOU'RE TEARING US APART LISA

>Oh hi doggy
>Oh hi piggy
>Oh hi Bloodsu--

The Zone claims another life.

>>378283143
>Dark Souls 3

What are his stats?

watch dogs 2 is a lot more convoluted now

>>378283143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbBb0XFTNXc

Xenoblade Chronicles X
>you are tearing me APART Elma

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>Monster Hunter

"Ohhh Hi Kut-Ku"

>>378283143
It becomes cancer. It doesn't matter what game it is. Even Undertale grows more tumors.

>fallout 4
infinitely more entertaining.

>Hearts of Iron as Germany
I'M FED UP WITH THIS JEWISH WORLD

>Yakuza 0
>Fuck yeah

>>378283143
The game which no one new anything about is suddenly massively popular because some e-celebs decided to talk about it.

King's Field 1. I guess it's about the same

>>378284798
Kek

>9S as Tommy

O hi 2B

>>378283143
>Baldur's Gate
I want Wiseau to DM my next DnD session.

>>378284951
Film festivals aren't theatres dumbass, stuff never leaks from them.

>>378283143
>ARMS demo
>Denny, two is great, but three's a crowd

>>378284951
>>378291489

Just listen to the audiobook. It's far more entertaining than Francos movie ever could hope to be. Aside from all the behind the scenes hijinx you learn about Tommy, it's worth it just for Gregs narration. His Tommy impression is spot on.

>puyopuyo tetris
I'm not honestly sure if there would be a big difference. Story might be a little less coherent.

>>378283143
>Pokemon Crystal Randomizer
I'm sure it's much better, despite no dialogue on my part.

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>>378283143
Tommy Wiseau is now the Exile in KOTOR 2.

Killed every member of the jedi council, crippled the Republic, and destroyed the Sith Triumvirate

UR TEARING ME APART ZELDA
Oh hi Hestu!

You think vai like to cheat like voi do?

Link: I kill you, you bastard!
Ganon: You couldn't kill me if you tried.
Link: You betrayed me! You're not good. You, you're just a cucoo. Chip-chip-chip-chip-cheep-cheep.

>>378292140
Zelda: Did you get the Master Sword?
Link: Nah.
(pause)
Zelda: You didn't get it, did you?

>>378283143
I guess Tracer is the protag of Overwatch

I would play it for sure

I can imagine how hilarious her lines would be as acted by him

>Harem Eroge game called The Last Sovereign
Holy shit

>>378287785
>implying Tommy wouldn't accidentally destroy Dustmouth
nigga pls

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Pray.

"Hello doggy."

"It's bullshit, I did not hit her, I did not!"

>>378283143
>Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm 4

Holy shit I want this so bad now. Naruto would end up being my favorite anime. Holy shit.

>Don't Starve
How long would he last?

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>>378283143

>I did not steal the fabricator this is bullshit I did not do it I did naaaaaht.

>Oh hai Marcus

If switching J.D. for Tommy was a DLC, I'd tell Microsoft to name their price.

>>378291725
"I'm sorry, but I disagree with your statement. May I offer suggestion?"

"NO. NO YOU MAY NOT."

>>378283143
>Fire Emblem Echoes: SoV
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART CELICA

>>378283143
>Empire: Total War as Sweden

I DID NOT DESTROY PRUSSIA, I DID NOT-

oh hi France

>>378283143
>Doom
You are rip and tearing me apart, Cyberdemon!

>>378283143
>Oh hi, Yosuke.

>ss13
I role played as him for a round or two, actually.

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>>378286225
Hallo! My name es Tommy Wiseau! I am a 1000 year old vampire (bloodsucker for yeou slavs)..

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>every time Dogmeat shows up on your screen

Oh hi doggy!

>>378283143
haha Tommy Wiseau
u know wat wuld happen op
I wuld go XD
cuz Tommy Wiseau is so funny
hahahha

>yakuza 0

He'd be dead within less than a day

>Thief
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, TRICKSTER!

>>378300535
Autism