Hey fellow kids! Joker from the Phantom Thieves here. I need

>>378279610
Sure thing, Joker!

...

W-wait a minute, weren't we supposed to send a calling card instead?

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As a fellow gamer I also am really concerned. We'd better help those great Phantom Thieves fellas.

>>378279610
But Joker, wouldn't it be easier to just...
*pirates Fallout 4 eight times*

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>>378279610
Fuck off Joker and go to bed

Anyone got the one of Todd as Makoto walking in the background?

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>>378279994
Let's not do that today.

>>378280415
FUCK YOU I DO WHAT I WANT TODD. I'LL DROP THESE INTO THE INCINERATOR IF YOU STEP ANY CLOSER

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>>378280559
STOP THIS NOW

>>378280706
I'LL DO IT TODD DON'T TEST ME

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PUR
SOH
NAW

>>378280849
where's the buy all option

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>>378280970
Here, I'll help you, fellow gamer.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/377160/Fallout_4/

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who is this todd you all anons talking about, he sounds like a trusty and dedicated game developer i can party with

I fucking love toddposting

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Don't buy my games.

>>378281608
I-if you say so...

>>378281608

OK, Done.

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>>378281069
Zodd, I pasted my bitrthdate and I couldn't proceed.

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>>378281608
FUCK YOU TODD YOUR NOT MY DAD ILL BUY ALL OF THE...

>>378281608
How about I pirate them instead?

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>>378280186

>>378281608
I think I'll just play fallout new vegas and not consider fallout 4 canon.

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>>378280186
>>378281962

>>378281608
Fu k you, i can buy all the bethesda games i want

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>>378282090
>>378281926
Y-YATATO

>>378281608
Fuck you, you have that book of RP to make us believe you know how to trick us, tat's why i'm going to buy it to go agaisnt you.
>INB4 Im not Todd

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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ..........

>>378282482
I bought Skyrim Special Edition.

>>378282576
AND THEN I TOOK A MASSIVE SHIT ON IT AND GOT A REFUND.

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>>378282576
Much obliged for the help, kid. Now we can steal his heart.

>>378282576
>>378282652

Wha-WHAT?

>>378282740
THAT'S RIGHT FAKE JOKER I GOT A REFUND

Anyone got the Mastema edit?

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I've heard that this subreddit encourages people to steal my games...

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>>378279610
You have my support Joker!

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>>378283052
Thank you much, pal! Together we will change hearts of evil game developers!

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>>378283052
I can't help but notice you don't happen to have Fallout 3™ in their Anonymous.

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>>378283263

>>378283357
thats cause I bought it full price for the xbox Joker! and the DLC too!

>>378281962
fucking beautiful

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>>378283364
>>378283052

Get on my level son.

>>378283515
I'm working on it Mishima!

but the game kinda sucks over time

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>>378283515

why does Toddposting never get old?

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Oh no, everyone! Todd is dissatisfied with this timeline and is going to use Bites The Dust to meddle with the past unless you buy multiple copies of Fallout 4! Hurry, before it's too late!

>>378283928

Because of the many creative ways people tell the story of a game dev trying to make /v/ buy his games. One part are the shops, but the other big part are the posts, and Toddposting often leads to very creative funny post chains.

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>>378283928
Only time will tell.

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>>378284057
YAMERO KISAMA

>>378284226
Are you saying that this meme just works?

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seriously, atlus?

Where's mommy Toddette

>>378281608
Fuck u todd I'll buy it if I want

>>378284801
What would Todd's palace be?

>>378285092

See that mountain? It just works.

>>378285326
Not bad

>>378285326
>Todd has the ability to infiltrate any game to advertise his

Are video games kill?

>>378285326
Spoonfeed me pls, what VN is this making fun of?

>>378281926
lol

>>378285326
10/10 good shit anon

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>>378285697
Higurashi.

>>378283509
personafags are super cancer

>>378285697
Higurashi

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>>378285932
>tfw on too tight of a budget to get a ps4
>tfw bought xbox one a few years ago
It's not fair!

Well Todd Fallout 4 is on sale right now for less than twenty dollars on steam. I would buy it right away but since it's a free weekend I think I'll try it out before I spend money on it.

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>>378286167

That would be...unwise

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>>378285915
>>378285956
Thanks friends

>>378286102
Wrong, I don't buy consoles or VNs.

>>378286563
Nobody asked you faggot.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the climbing of mountains, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on pirates, and I have over 300 confirmed users that have bought my game and they said that it just works. I am trained in making you buy my games and I’m the top seller in the entire Steam Sales. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will rip out your fucking wallet with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your wallet. You see that mountain kid? I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can make you climb that mountain in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in advertising Skyrim and Fallout 4, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Bethesda Game Studios and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable wallet off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "I PIRATED FALLOUT 4" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying for my games, you goddamn idiot. I will shit sales all over you and you will drown in it. You’ll fucking play Fallout 4 and Skyrim now, kiddo.

>>378286267
I just wanna make sure I like the game before I pay for it. Since it's a free trial and I'm not pirating it should be fine. R-right?

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>>378286983

WRONG!

>>378283928
I'm legitimately looking forward to the next big Bethesda release now.

>>378281962
holy shit

>>378287106
I guess 20 bucks isn't so bad... Maybe I'll just pay for it since it's not the full 60 dollars.

Great meme, bland director.

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>>378283052
>Fallout new vegas
GODFUCKING DAMMIT ANON THAT WASN'T PART OF OUR DEAL

I couldn't buy Fallout 4 or Skyrim Remastered because my computer is pretty shitty, but I bought Fallout 3 and original Skyrim with all the DLC, is that okay, Todd?

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>>378287770
>I couldn't buy Fallout 4 or Skyrim Remastered because my computer is pretty shitty

Not an excuse! Buy a new computer now.

>>378281962
>>378280849
>>378279610
Oh god i'm losing it, fucking todd, his games are shit but his lies gave me so much fun over the years, I'm grateful.

So how would /v/ feel if Todd had a heart attack the next day and died?

>>378288050
It would be extremely painful.

>>378287875
Seriously why is Fallout 4 so poorly optimized. I could run Witcher 3 much better and it looks way better than FO4.

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>>378279610
>play through FO4
>stop playing around where you go into the crater area
>kinda wanna get back into the game but not sure
I never understood the whole base building aspect, like how to get more resources for it and the story seems pretty obvious but I have a hankering for a post apocalyptic rpg with relatively good graphics. Is this shit worth my time?

>>378286803
I don't tho

>>378285326
Now do one with Umineko!

>>378288242
I left fallout 4 incomplete and just recently picked it up again, I prefered to resume over starting a new character because the start was so lame

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>*steals ur heart*
>Palace of Lies Crumbles
What would Todd's treasure be?

>>378288534
A floppy disc containing his fallout 1 save data.

>>378288534
mountain climbing gear

>>378288534
neither is futaba's

>>378288534
his first dollar earned from game sales

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>>378281608

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>>378288719

>>378281608
You can't tell me what to do so instead I'll buy your game!!! hahah that'll show you todd

>>378288760
Is Todd really Mr. Krabs?

>>378288534

What would his Palace look like as well as his shadow's boss mode?

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>>378288942
>his palace
a vault-tec vault.
>shadow boss
pic related.

>>378288942
His palace would be Whiterun and would be the smallest dungeon in the game except for the tower of floating wooden platforms forming the rest of the dungeon.

His shadow would turn into Belial and he'd make the physics of Jokers coat begin to spin and expand all over the screen in spikes to do severe phys damage to all characters.

>>378289095

But wouldn't that form be too complex for him?

>>378289095
>ANON, ANON, ANON, ANON, ANON, ANON, ANON, ANON, ANON, ANON, ANON, ANON, ANON, ANON, ANON, ANON, ANON, ANON, ANON, ANON, ANON, ANON, ANON, ANON, ANON
>FALLOUT... 4... FEELS... GOOD...

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>>378289095
>uses pulinpa
>MC is confused
>MC dropped 120,411 yen

>>378279610
You talking about that Manlet Todd Howard? Yeah that guy sucks

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>>378289596
What the fuck did you just say?

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>>378289665
I'm talking about you, whittu piggu

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>>378279610
We can't hear you. Speak up.

>>378289665
I said you're a manlet, Todd

>>378289596
Todd is 6'2" and 10% bodyfat

I bought Fallout 4 and I'm gonna play it just as soon as I order that 1060 to replace my 750.

Tekken 7 + Guild Wars 2 HoT or Persona 5?

I can't decide.

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>>378289596

You're coming with me for hate speech against a national treasure!

>>378289771
Prove it

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>>378289732
You're gonna wish the 2011 tsunami had taken you, Kojima. I'm gonna drown you in a sea of pachinko balls.

>>378289892
Single or multiplayer? Choose one and you've either got your answer or you've eliminated an option.

>>378283928
Because the idea of a game dev trying to sell games using bad disguises in the middle of nowhere is something straight out of a cartoon

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>>378289940
Bring it, faggot.

Even with how Konami rushed me, I still wrote a more interesting story than "Oh wahh, my son's gone!"

>>378289095
>vats: gun damage all party
>dragon shout: single physical dmg, knocks down a party member (1 more)

>>378281905
>He is not old enough to buy a +17 Game

MODS

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>>378290165
You wanna run that by me again, slanty?

>>378288942
That mountain off in the distance

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>>378289754

YOU PHANTOM THIEVES ARE GOING TO BUY FALLOUT FOUR™! IT'S ON SALE, AND IT'S EVEN FREE FOR THE WEEKEND ON STEAM™! THERE IS NO BETTER TIME TO PURCHASE FALLOUT FOOUUURRRRRR!!!!!!™™™™™™™

>>378293060
Downloading it now for the free weekend if I like it I'll buy it.

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BUY MY GEIMU, ANON-CHAN.

>>378284540
Its not so much 'just works,' its a meme that's easy to get the whole story at a glance (shady dev selling game, don't even have to know what the hell Fallout/Skyrim is) and easy to modify (just shoop his face and/or add new text). With little to no barrier of entry, everyone can iterate on the joke

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>>378293394

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>>378293736
Pirating every single game you've worked on as we speak

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>>378294301

>>378293736
Good thing it's on sale or I wouldn't even consider buying it. Not that I'm assuming it's bad I just need to watch my spending.

>>378294483
I'm going to buy it play it for three hours and then refund it.

>>378294640
Good plan, anon! Stick it to that handsome man by playing it for 3 hours!

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>>378294504
>>378294640
>>378294771

LAST CHANCE DREAMBOYS, OR I'LL SUMMON MY PERSONA

>>378295650
You think I'm scared of you, you shitty adult? We phantom thieves are gonna steal your heart and make you charge less for your games.

>>378295650

We'll make you tell the truth, Todd. It's only a matter of time.

memes aside.
is fallout 4 worth playing?
i pirated the game and play through it a little,
but it gets so boring quick.
there's nothing surprises me because it's basically the same game as fallout 3 since they uses same engine.

i won't be missing anything if i just pass right?