>FORT WALTON BEACH — Deputies arrested a 13-year-old boy

>>378278772

>hey did you steal this?
>no
>well you're under arrest anyway

Nice police force you have there amerifats

>>378278923
Thankfully cops aren't as stupid as you are.

>>378278772
In summer vacation one of my friends in 6th grade asked to borrow a Gameboy SP from one kid and the other day his family was moving (obviously nobody knew). My friend was so fucking mad lmao

>>378278923
>hey did you steal this?
>no
>well you're free to go i guess

Nice police force you have there yuropoor

>>378279125

Your cops are busy giving people speeding tickets and arresting people for smoking a plant instead of dealing with murders and mass shootings so fuck off

>>378278772
holy shit I should have called the cops on that fucker who stole my FUCKING STAR WARS FIGURES FUCK YOU TYLER

>>378279314
They do that stuff too. They even kill random blackies too. They're great.

>>378279212

>officer, anon raped me, arrest him.
>huh, I've never met this woman before and she has no evidence
>meh, she said you did it so off to jail you go

That's how retarded you sound like right now

>>378279314
It's kind of hard to deal with mass shootings before they begin unless you have proof of a plan or conspiracy.

>>378279565
What you described is exactly how it works. Cops do not decide who is guilty or innocent. That's what the courts are for.

>>378279565
>implying that exact scenario doesn't happen

jot down your serial numbers so you can press charges against your "friends"

>>378278923
>hey did you rape and disembowel this 5 year old girl
>no
>well you're free to go then

>>378279923
>implying that exact scenario doesn't happen in Europe

>>378279314
It might seem that way, but speeding and pot-smoking occur far more often than murders and mass shootings.

>>378280214
Only in America.

>>378280429
Are you saying murders and mass shootings occur more often than speeding in europe?

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>>378280429
>Living in places where murders and mass shootings happen more often than speeding and pot-smoking

>>378280429
top kek, this poster doesn't realize the implications of what they've posted

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>>378278923
Are you literally pic related?

>>378278772
You know what would have made that report actually useful? Stating if the cops did a search of the house and if they found the xbox and games or not.

>>378280429
Your country sounds terrifying.

>>378278923
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m1YEEB0qEgs

>>378279314
>le day 1 DLC defense

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Why are people so obsessed with America?

>something happens
>"fucking americans"
>someone says something with no implication of their nationality
>"fucking americans"

>>378280979
They might not have.

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>>378282091
This is an American website.

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>>378278772
>mfw I borrowed Mario Party from a neighbor
>moved away literally out of nowhere
>still have that Mario Party

I've always felt guilty for this

>>378282271
Technically it's now a Japanese website, and even then what the fuck does that has to do with everything somehow being related America according to these Canadians?

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>>378282325
>borrowed my cousin's FF12
>didn't talk to him for like a year
>gave it back to him the next time I saw him still in pristine condition
>he totally forgot he let me borrow it and thanked me for taking such good care of it

>>378282091
spot the american

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>>378282417
Is 2ch an American website because it's owned by an American even though it doesn't even allow people outside Japan to post?

>>378282591
If 2ch was a Japanese site for only letting Japs post, it'll make 4chan some kind of globalist's wet dream.

>>378282271
It's .org not .us you brainlet.

>>378280429
>living in Africa

>>378278772
>Mario Party 18
Jesus fucking christ what year is it

>>378280429
Yes America, where the niggers kill kids with guns but the soccer moms of the dead babies blame the guns before the apes behind them

>>378282852
What the fuck are you talking about? A website doesn't have to use its country's ccTLD to be considered a website originating from that country.

>>378282091
Everyone's butthurt all the time and they need something to get mad at.

>>378279985
>implying we're talking about eurotrash

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>>378282325
>>378282465
>go to a sleepover and bring Melee to play with people
>some other kid brought it too
>we end up accidentally taking the ones that aren't ours so I got a case that had his name written on the back in black sharpie
>neither of us saw each other ever again and we weren't inconvenienced in any way

similar situation happened to me. retard steals shit out of my locker and plays dumb when i confront him about it. ended up paying me full price for the stuff he stole and got suspended from school.

>>378280429
What fucking third world country do you live in?

>>378283472

When I was young someone stole some of my Pokemon cards and refused to give them back so I started collecting my shit and tossing it into the open windows of his house. They didn't have an air conditioner or central air so they had to have their windows open, always vulnerable to the attacks of the phantom shitter.

I live twenty minutes from Fort Walton lol.

>>378285205

I live 15 hours from Fort Walton lol.

>>378285076
This is how war will be fought in the future.

>>378285901
I live 19 hours from Fort Walton lol.

>>378285076
Real life shitposting

>>378286137
i live 16 hours and 30 minutes from walton, this route includes tolls though.

LOL

>>378279314
Your cops are busy collecting pocket knives in bins instead of stopping suicide bombers and rapists

>At daycare around nine
>Faggot steals my Yugioh cards out of the lockers provided
>Gives them away to other kids, including the girl he probably liked
>I walk into a room and the girl is holding a rare card
>I say "That's cool, I have one", then notice the card has the same brand of sleeve I used
>Run to locker, cards gone

I tattled so fucking fast your head would spin. I wanted to beat the shit out of him. Literally never been more angry in my entire life.

>>378286284

If he didn't want shit, he shouldn't have started shit, especially with somebody who had shit in spades.

>>378280429
Aw shucks anon, I sure wish I could live with you in this wonderland of mass shootings and murders.

>>378287030
>not taking a shit in his bag before tattling
missed opportunity

>>378278772
I swapped games with a guy called Mike many, many years ago. He had my Super Mario Kart and I had his Donkey Kong Country.

Never saw each other again due to moving etc, still not sure who robbed who.

>>378278772
I did that when I was 5 or 6 because I didn't get the "return" part of borrowing.

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>>378287657
This, I could take the people I hate most there.