>Get home >Slam the front door behind you >Fling bag

>>378244545
wtf i'm a /sonyhomie/ now

>>378244545
>Get home
>Slam the front door behind you
>Fling bag to the side
>Leap onto sofa, PS4™ controller flings up
>Catch it and hit that PS™ button
>Console turns on, followed by TV
>Kick feet up and lie back
>"Yeah, time for games!"
>Remember the PS4 has no games
>Go to my PC to shitpost on /v/ instead
ftfy

pcbros btfo, consolefriends win again!

>>378244545
Oh shit I didn't know I had to keep my shoes in a shoe shelf if I play on PC.

Also my PC is hooked up to my TV so I can play on the couch with a controller just like you, its the best of both worlds. Especially now that consoles are almost completely void of worthwhile exclusives compared.

You realise you can game on PC without sitting at a desk, right? You could do all things you described for the PS4 with a PC.

>>378245175
>What is bloodborne

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>>378245365

>>378245365
He said worthwhile, Anon.

Shitposting thread?

Shitposting thread.

>>378245365
Its a reskin of Dark Souls and hardly enough to justify buying a PS4.

Good job you provided one example that is almost a carbon copy of three games already on PC.

>get home
>slam the door
>turn on pc
>start playing while running on threadmill to save life time
Why aren't you playing in the superior manner?

>>378245365
>worthwhile
Learn to read, nigger.

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>>378245452
>>378245470
>PC-cucks
Back to your petitions.

>>Get home
>Slam the front door behind you
>Dad yells at you for making a ruckus
>Fling bag to the side
>Mom tells you to stop making a mess
>Ignore her, leap onto sofa, PS4™ controller flings up
>Catch it and hit that PS™ button
>Console turns on, followed by TV
>Kick feet up and lie back
>Mom asks if you have any homework to do
>"MOM GET OUT"

>>378244545
wtf I hate pc gaming now

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>>378244545
>Arrive home
>Quietly place the latch on the front door neatly.
>Sit down, untie shoes before gently placing them into your ShoeShelf™
>Place bag next to front door carefully
>March into office
>Stop at chair, perform 180 degree turn, then perform strict sitting motion
>Swivel into your wooden work desk
>Lean over/bend down to gently press the power button for the PC, then for the monitor
>Bring your hands down, resting on the mouse and the keyboard, back straight looking dead ahead
>Turn on PC
>Have to wait for the OS to run and for windows to load all the starting programs.
>Have to do some daily software updates.
>Have to wait for software updates to finish so the internet to speed up to play games online.
>Decide to shitpost on /v/ while waiting.
>Spend two hours being an angry ranting nerd cause being a PC nigger is so suffering.
>Have to restart the computer cause software updates are demanding me to do so.
>Repeat OS and windows load.
>"It's is now time to enjoy some video games on my PC" four hours later.

PC is so shit. PS4 is where true gamer lies.

>>378245626
Back to your two hundredth playthrough of Bloodborne. Who knows, maybe by the three hundredth you'll have a new game to play!

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>>378245452
Oh jesus the fucking case taped to the ps4 is so good

>>378245626
Lol that is the most disillusion image I have ever seen. Undertale was flavor of the month, not its either forgotten or resented by most due to its overbearing fanbase.

Who in the fuck goes to undertale when it comes to listing PC exclusives?

Also clinging to bloodborne so hard only proves the NOGAMES meme.

>>378244545

Don't forget.

>This Program [Game].exe has crashed message presented as soon as the game is launched
>Install tool that will """""fix""""" crashing problem
>it ends up being malware
>Entire game + saves gets archived by ransomware
>you can recover your save file for $300000

>>378245365
Easy mode Dark Souls that runs at 10fps

>>378245798
sorry I had a stroke in the beginning of that post.

>>378244545
>then for the monitor

Who the fuck uses the power button on their monitor? It's always left on, retard.

>>378245972
Enjoy your house fire.

Unless every consolefag is a phoneposter it's stupid not to have a gaming PC. You have a computer to use as a computer, right? Then you spent an additional $400 for a device that only plays games?? How fucking stupid do you need to be for that?

What's a laptop cost? $250-350? Or spend $650 on a device that can play games and is also a fucking computer.

http://www.logicalincrements.com/

>>378245972
I use a t.v. so it powers down on its own after an hour or so.

>>378244545
What is HDMI cable?
Bad bait

>>378246094
I use AMD though.

>>378246103
Or you know... we all have a PC but spending 2000 to 5000 dollars for a PC to simply play Minecraft is so fucking retarded that you don't bother. You opt to play a console instead of dropping retarded amounts of money for a high end PC when a regular one serves it purpose just fine.

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>>378246387
>spending 2000 to 5000 dollars for a PC to simply play Minecraft

@378246387
So low effort I'm just going to hide it and it's responses. No (you) for you either.

>Get home
>Virtual wife has turned on all the lights for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg

Because Im not a fucking casual

>>378246497
Building bricks with Minecrap is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playing an app.

>>378244545
>>Get home
>>Arrive home
fucking normalfags pls go

>>378244545
If you grew up using pcs for fun shit rather than work then you wouldnt feel that way

>>378249368
>an app.
Gen Z identified

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>>378250114
You can shut up now.

>>378250184
Go Go Gadget Generation Traitor

>Get home
>Close the door behind myself like a normal person without anger management issues
>Place my bag where it belongs because there's actually valuable objects in it that I don't want to break
>Press power button while passing the PC, go on to get some basic hygiene done after a long day
>lean back in comfy chair, legs up optional
>"Yeah, time for shitposting!"

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>turning off your pc everyday instead of putting it to sleep

>>378251603
I sleep in the room with my pc, and sleep mode leads to a blinking power LED.

Also, once you have an SSD, boot times are short enough that it doesn't matter.

>>378252004

It's not the boot times dude, powering on and off is the most damaging process your computer hardware goes through.

>>378252160
Oh no, my parts will only last 10 years instead of 15.

They're obsolete before they break either way.

>>378244545
>Get home
>Slam the door
>Get on the floor
>Do the dinosaur

>>378245000
/thread

>>378244545
>get back from school
>Close door after mom lets you in
>put book bag on couch and retreat to basement
>Leap onto sofa, Nintendo™ Switch™ flings up
>Catch it and hit that Power button
>Console turns on
>Mom comes in asks to splay 1 2 switch for a blowey joey
>"Yeah, time for games!"

why are sonygers so delusional

>>378245626
>wojak
Literally plebbit tier. Kys famalam.

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>>378253091
>reddit
>our system thinks your post is spam, please reformat

>Arrive home
>Quietly place the front door neatly on the latch
>Just leave the shoes there
>Pack away groceries (frozen pizza)
>Press keyboard key and awake PC from slumber, it's never completely off
>Browse 4chan
>Unsatisfying fap
>*Ding* Foods ready
>Anime
>Too tired for vidya, more 4chan
>Go to bed
>Cry yourself to sleep

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>>378245702
>Buy game day 1 for console
>Head home, excited to play it
>Put disc in system
>Day 1 patch required
>Okay, maybe its a small patch
>Patch is over 20GB
>Goes over to PC and plays games on that for the rest of the day while the patch downloads
>patch finishes
>finally.jpg
>game runs terribly on console
>sees that theirs a PC port that can run at 60 FPS plus and at a higher resolution
>realizes how big a mistake buying cross-platform games on consoles are
>never buy a cross-platform game on console ever again

Consoles are OK, but PC is better. Also what retard leaves auto-updates on with PC?

>>378253836
>Download PC port
>"Error!"
>Go to forums
>Do steps mentioned in threads
>"works for me ;)"
>Still can't boot game for no reason
>Finally get it to boot hours later
>Runs like absolute dogshit because devs didn't know how to port to PC
>Have to wait until someone develops a fan patch to actually make the game run at a somewhat reasonable FPS
>Paid total of >$1000 for this experience
M-mustard...

>>378254224
>Makes up a story that only works with ancient games
>doesn't pirate said game
>Using the usual consolefag argument that building a good PC costs $1000 or more
How does it feel being this stupid?

We're all just ironically shitposting right?