>Be 19 >Go to Nintendo Land miiverse page >ask people

See, this is exactly why you're still a virgin.

I showed my dick to so many people.

I should go to prison.

>>378207407
>Being a fag

>>378207506

Masturbating with kids is hilarious

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>>378207506
>>378207602
>>378207602

And this is why Wii U chat was cancelled.

>mfw you'll never be able to see the face of a terrified 10 yr old seeing your Penis

>tfw I met a 13 yo girl who didn't know women could masturbate at all and thought only men had orgasms
Good thing I taught her a lesson

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boastin in an ebin bread X'DDDDDDDDDD

One girl never told me her age and never showed her face.

She would only write on the screen telling me what to do. Sometimes she would talk.

>>378207559
>being a degenerate pedo

>>378207407
>>I politely decline
Faggot

I often forget that there are a lot of literal children that play games
or comment on youtube
or post on 4chan

>>378207407
>I politely decline'

does your family knew that you are gay wtf

>"wont to c my boob"
>I politely decline
What are you, gay?

>>378208027
>being spooked