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This is Todd Howard in 2017. His health has been rapidly deteriorating

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This is Todd Howard in 2017. His health has been rapidly deteriorating due to the poor sales of Fallout 4™.

Please purchase and enjoy Bethesda Softworks' latest video game on Steam™, XBOX ONE and SONY PLAYSTATION 4 to extend Todd Howard's life span.
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Don't worry Todd, I'm going to buy a Switch for Monster Hunter
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>>378157229

>poor sales of Fallout 4
>Fallout 4
>selling poorly

u wot m8
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>>378157229
nah i tried FO4 for free and it was shit
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>>378157229
>mfw +500h on vanilla skyrim on xbox360
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>>378157439
This isn't funny, he's dying.
Or... do you want him to die, Anon ?
Was this part of your plan ?
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>>378157561
I might buy fallout 4 Todd. I want to use a mod and build my castle wherever I want
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>>378157561
You are accelerating Todd's aging by not buying Fallout 4™ you fool!
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>>378157229
gan you are a nigger
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>>378157841

Any race can buy Fallout 4™ as long as you support Todd Howard.
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>>378157841
With the power of the CREATION ENGINE™ and its free CREATION KIT, you can make this happen in your own game by using BETHESDA.NET to download your favorite mods on your platform of choice.
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Post yfw Bethesda announces a second season pass for Fallout 4 at E3
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>>378157723
>Was this part of your plan ?
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>>378157229
shouldn't we just put him out of his misery?
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>>378157229
Why are you guys memeing this guy so much
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>>378157970
>>378158014
y'know what.. you're alright for a nigger
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>>378157229
This sad story made me to tear up.

I bought a copy of Fallout 4™.to my every single family member (we are 12).
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>>378158161
I AM DISPLEASED BY THIS DISRESPECT
I SHALL NOT BE THE SUBJECT OF THY JEST
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Look what did I "borrow" from the store.
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>>378157229
you ever think Bethesda games are a little underrated?

like, not enough people appreciate the atmosphere and music of their games
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Accelerated aging...
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>>378158558
woah cool games anon, let me in and let's play them together
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me Todd he's wee
he's a wee Todd
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>>378158586

Possibly because they're both terrible.
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>>378157229
But I already bought Fallout New Vegas
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>>378158713
lick my anus bladder boy
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>>378158683
Play? Here we usually put the trash into the flames.

Here goes Skyrim whoops
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>>378158873
YOU MADE YOUR FINAL MISTAKE
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>>378157229
i am playing a pirated copy of fallout 4 right now, going for a science/nerdy crafter/trader type

why the fuck are enemies such enormous bullet sponges, but some of them are really inconsistant? not counting legendaries or skull enemies, i can run into one group of enemies that a full mag of my 24 round automatic 10mm pistol does maybe 1/6 of their hp, and other enemies where 3-4 bullets from that mag kills them. and i'm only on shitty normal difficulty. What's the big fucking deal? Even Fallout 3 wasn't this bad. The amount of ammo I expend per encounter is ridiculous.
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>>378157723
I pray that fag does die.
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>>378159186
>i am playing a pirated copy

Hands in the air anon. Slowly.
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Todd, Gamestop said I can't pre-order Elder Scrolls 6 until you guys announce it, where is it?
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I didn't buy FO4. I did pirate it, played it for a few hours and then uninstalled and went back to New Vegas.

Now that was a fun game. If FO4 would have been done by obsidian, I would have gladly bought it.
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i masturbate to todd howard
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>>378159279
Soon anon. Trust me. Why would I lie to you?

In the meantime go and buy fallout 4 with the season pass.
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>>378159278
no todd, you tell me why the fuck everything is a bullet sponge on normal, and why it costs me 2000 caps for 300 .45 rounds, and one mirelurk takes almost all of those goddamn rounds, shooting at his weak spots and not the armored shell

tell me why it takes hundreds of boolet to kill everything todd, you mother fucker
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>>378159457
SUSPECT IS RESISTING ARREST

I REPEAT SUSPECT IS RESISTING ARREST

LETHAL FORCE IS AUTHORIZED
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>>378159313
You are playing with forces you can't understand kiddo.
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>>378159657
COPY THAT

STRIKE TEAM FOUR IS APPROACHING THE SUSPECT
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>>378159778
Nah Todd. While playing NV? I'm playing with pure fun.

Wish I could say the same for FO4. That was shit.
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>>378159657
if you kill me then I can never end up liking your game and buying it, Todd...... so what now? You gonna tell me the truth about the bullet sponges?
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>>378159895
Stop.......this...........and
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>>378160023
BUY...........
MY....................
..............................GAME!!!!!!!
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Hey, let me in anon, I brought my wife over so we could all have some fun!
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>>378160023
Shit, I bought FO:NV for the 360, the ps3, twice on pc. Might go out and buy another copy of that masterpiece.

I pirated FO4 and then all the dlc and just uninstalled it. I want my money back Todd, you owe me for the bandwidth I spent on downloading that piece of shit.

Fuck, I played more of biowares disaster of Dragon age 2, and then bought inquisition.

Why was FO4 not fun Todd? Where was the fun?
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>>378157723
It would be extremely painful…
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>>378157229
Bye Todd.
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These threads always bring me great joy.
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>>378157229
Should've fixed your fucking game, Todd.
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Fo4 sold more than fo3 and NV combined
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IF YOU'RE TOO SICK TO BUY FALLOUT 4, YOU'RE TOO SICK FOR VIDEO GAMES.
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>>378157229
Todd... I already bough fallout 4™ 27 times... I forgot how many times I bough skyrim...
I had to sell my house, wife and kids, I have no time to play video games because I have four jobs to pay my debts to gamestop...
Please Todd, I'm begging you, forgive me for not buying it that one time...
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>>378157696
Greymane or Battleborn?
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>>378157229

No, Todd! Don't die! I will support Bethesda! I don't have enough money to buy Fallout 4 but here, I just bought Fallout New Vegas to show my support! Stay safe!
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>>378159186
You're obviously using some shitty pipe gun
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>>378160780
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ANON HELP! THE DOOR TO THIS GAS CHAMBER WILL ONLY OPEN IF YOU INSERT A COPY OF FALLOUT 4!
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>>378158586
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>>378157229

But... but Fallout 4 is free right now on Steam, Todd... I was gonna buy it but hey... you gave it to me for free, you know
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>>378161036
I bought a copy of fallout 2, would that be enough to open it halfway?
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>>378160912
From death I have risen. To deliver you from playing bad games I have been reborn.
Rejoice! In my name go out and buy Fallout 4 and all of its DLC!
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>>378161236
No only a legally purchased copy of Fallout 4 will suffice! Please, save my husband!
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>>378161856
I'll insert my pirated copy! It's a copy of a legally purchased one, it should work!
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I really enjoy this meme.
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>>378162045
ANON WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
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>>378157229
I'll give you a couple million if you hand over the rights to fallout
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If I buy a used copy, will that make you happy todd?
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>>378160460
dumb slut poster
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I fucking love toddposting
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>>378162613
Let's find out if this knife here is as pathetically breakable as the ones in your shitty game.
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>>378162627
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>>378157229
>>378157723
Real talk, Toddposting is funny as shit but hes a bland fucking director.
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>>378162887
there we go
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>mfw I already put 500hours in Fallout 4 during the free weekend
>mfw no intention of buying it
>mfw it's been a free weekend for Fallout 4 every single day since its release
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>>378162872
I'll also throw in the secret to immortality.
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>>378159313
>implaying that Obsidicucks are not to blame for taking such a shitty contract and shitting out flnv in 18 mounths

They are the reason that nv is only 1/3 of the game it could have been. Still way better than fallout 4 thought...
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>>378162872
Holy shit, this is the hardest I've seen Todd shit on someone.
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>>378162446
Quick everyone get a copy in g2a to save this man
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>>378163323
G2a has great deals. I was glad to buy fo4 for a fraction of the price.
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>>378157696
>Shitrim
>Shitbox 360

normie detected
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>>378158063
I really fucking liked far harbor
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