Why the fuck are girls so bad at games /v/? I've been trying

Maybe they don't give a fuck about dogshit video games?

They cannot grasp systems that aren't social structures and cannot plan, they seek immediate satisfaction.

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>>378133450
because they're new to the game you fucking idiot
>2017
>still playing hearthstone

Lack of testosterone and intelligence.

any other aspects of your life you would like to post on your blog here? would you like us to congratulate you on having a girlfriend?

>>378133450
>Hound someone for not playing exactly the same way you do.
>Playing a shit garbage RNG reliant game to begin with.
Why the fuck are you such an autist?

>>378133674
this, women are mentally children

>>378133781
>>378133798
I'm talking about obvious mechanics like value trading. Not gonna deny the game is pretty shit-tier desu but I'm too far deep in the rabbit hole to climb out.

>>378133906
>introduce someone to mechanics
>They cant quite immediately grasp it, probably through lack of experience and/or a good teacher.
>YOU'RE SO FUCKING STUPID.
Jesus Christ, anon.

>Hearthstone
>"""""""""Thinking""""""""""

>>378133986
I'm actually pretty sweet on her it's just a mild annoyance, I'm obviously gonna amp it up for a post on this board but yeah, I guess you're right.

>>378134246
>I try to sound hardcore for my /v/ros
>Women are so fucking stupid lmao, but actually I'm really sweet to her.
You sound incredibly vain and you sound like someone who needs to be constantly validated by his peers. Maybe you should try finding something you share a mutual interest in, or let her teach you something instead.

>>378133450
Biology. Women on average are far worse at the things that make men good or decent at vidya. They tend to be better mentally suited for social navigation and empathy than objective based skills. They're notably worse than men at compartmentalization, critical thinking, and eye hand coordination.

It's entirely possible your gf is just actually stupid and you have poor taste in women.

>>378133502
/thread

i love watching womens sports/vidya

they have worse reflexes and coordination so its interesting to see how they make up for it or use that stunted physicality in a certain style that improves their plays

>>378134414
I wouldn't really say I'm vain but I'd agree I need to be validated by others, thanks for the advice though, her father is a skiing instructor and we were actually planning on taking lessons this year. ^-^

Since this is sort of a hearthstone thread, I'm looking for some advice. How do you counter Crystal Core decks? What kind of deck should I build to beat them?

>>378133450
>sister is somewhat bad at zelda and that 2D mario to Wii
>she insanly good at giutar hero

>>378134973
If you don't mind being as cancerous you could try some aggro decks or maybe a silence priest to go for the OTK, otherwise dragonfire potions and shadow visions seem to run them out of cards from my experience with the P2W Lyra-Elise deck

>>378134973
What rank are you though? I'm EU rank 3 and I haven't come up against one in quite a while.

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>>378133450
Because they dont play games

>>378135135
I'm very new to the game, only been playing for a month. I've been able to counter the mage control strategy by using health boosts but I've got no clue how to deal with the crystal core.

It's been proven that women don't have the same type of long term cognition or planning skills that men do. They seek immediate gratification and can only see the consequences of what is immediately in front of them.

>>378135250
Damn if you don't have a good collection you might be fucked, the murlocadin is good against them too if you have the cards.

>>378134973
Make your own. You need a single legendary and the rest of the deck is like commons and basic cards.

>>378135502
I think some of the better ones run cleef and moroes actually, but this guys right

>>378134973
Make a hunter deck it doesn't require legendary and you can climb to rank 10 easy and cards are cheap

>>378135260
You got a source on that?

>>378135260
So that's why whipping out your dick in front of them works so well.