So Far Cry 5 has nothing to do with killing Christians and everything to do with killing Scientologists. It makes sense since in Watch Dogs 2 (another Ubisoft game) one of the missions had you fucking with a bunch of Scientologists as well. You can go now, /pol/.
Can we actually talk about the fucking game now?
>>378112686
Why Scientologists when Islam exists? WhAt the fuck Ubisoft?
>>378112772
Scientology is arguably worse. It's a doomsday cult that brainwashes people, has actual slaves, and likely has killed many people and gotten away with it because they own the LAPD.
>>378112772
Don't you know? Mudslims are the misunderstood good guys and if they make mudshit bad the developers have to fear for their lives.
I think/pol/ became the new /b/ but this time the zealots are rabid with their self righteousness and all that teenage angst crap.
>>378112686
I've tried to get this point across in so many FC5 threads the past day or so.
Hardly anyone seems to care.
>>378113151
>zealots
you mean katana wielding neckbeards?
>>378112686
Can I kill Tom Cruise?
>>378112884
watching /pol/ lose their shit is almost worth the shitposting,
>>378112686
>Can we actually talk about the fucking game now?
Can we actually STOP talking about the fucking game now
Viral marketers don't need your help starting Far Cry threads.
>>378114383
Probably. The leak from a few days ago said the cult has their own version of him, except he's a porn star too.
>>378112686
we need to get it trending on twitter that far cry 5 is a "religious minority genocide simulator" because "it's about killing scientologists" "instead of understanding them"
IF WE DO THIS THE PUBLIC OUTCRY WILL BE SO BAD THAT IT'LL GET THE GAME CANCELLED
SOMEONE START A HASHTAG NOW AND LET'S MAKE THIS HAPPEN
>>378115041
Nice. I'm gonna like this. But then I remember that I'll have to climb radio towers and all that other ubisoft shit...
Why would Ubisoft need marketers when you retards do their marketing for them?
>>378112884
I don't know how the hell they can make scientology sympathetic