>Achievement: Defeat the first boss >"62% of games

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>he doesn't pirate and finish games and then buy them on steam afterwards

LMAO AT YOUR LIFE

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>"62% of games owners have unlocked this achievement"

>>378108120
That gif hurts my feelings

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>Achievement: Customize Settings
>2.91% Ultra Rare

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>>378107979
>>378108587

is this the /mu/ waifu thread

>>378108423
Guess what its fake

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>>378108641
Maybe.

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>>378107979

>>378110469
game's complete garbage, i dont blame people for playing 10 seconds of the tutorial then returning it

>>378110705
What game am I looking at?

>>378107979
>Acheivement: play the game
>80% of games owners have unlocked this acheivement

>Achievement: *something hard*
>"0.01% of gamers have unlocked this achievement"

what's her name /v/?

hard mode:

>"0.00% of gamers have unlocked this"

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>>378107979
>Achievement: Start the game
>"48% of games owners have unlocked this achievement"

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>Achievement: Backed the game on Kickstarter!

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>>378107979
>achievement: press the start button
>"78% of players have unlocked this achievement"

>>378107979
38% bought the game and didn't play it

>>378108120
>buying a game and not playing it
why?

>>378111798
They might not have had time to sit down and play it, obviously.

>>378108641

If only st Vincent wasn't gay as shit and dating cara delevigne

>>378111798
Hype and brand loyalty.
You often see people in streams saying how they'd "have the time to play it"

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>Achievement: Play with a developer online

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Is there a game that has worse achievement unlocks?

>>378112125
Is there a game that is worse period?

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>>378111238
bodycount

ninja gaiden II
>beat the game only using x weapon 5 points
>acheivement exists for ever weapon

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>start the game you just bought for 20 bucks
>only 87.4% of players have unlocked this achievement

>>378111798

I brought the Diablo 3 Expansion when it was on sale for $10.

I haven't touched it since, but I figured it's probably not gonna get much cheaper than that and at some point I do wanna check it out.

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>>378107979

>>378111650
>press enter
>achievement doesn't unlock

http://steamcommunity.com/stats/258010/achievements/
>21.4% of players have the most common achievement
>18.6% players have the achievement for completing the first stage of the game
>despite this, 0.7% of players have completed every achievement; which is about a thousand various level bonuses, some super grindy stuff, and some that you just have to be extremely good at the game to do

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>>378114085
h-how

>popular game is released on steam
>everyone completes it
>years later, achievements are added
>"2.5% of players unlocked "start the game"

>>378111251

Never understood this one.

>Start the game
>90%

Did 10% of people install/put the game in and then just never even play it?

>>378114687

Gifts

>>378114983

Should have specified on PSN
You have to have the game installed/in the system for the trophy list to show up.

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>>378114687
Yes. Welcome to capitalism.

A man sells to you a machine for twenty pence that gives you infinite delicious hamburgers that you can't give or sell to anyone else. Who cares, though? At least I get ostensibly free hamburgers for life! You eat half of one hamburger. It's good. You never eat another. What is wrong with you? What is wrong with us?

>>378111798
Deals and how gaming sales work. If it's the middle of the year and a store has a daily deal on a AAA videogame, I tend to buy it.

>>378111798
he said
>pirate and finish games and THEN buy them

>>378115093
>It's good. You never eat another.
Please, sir.
I am American.
I eat like 10 Cheeseburgers a week
Not even memeing. I love burgers and get small burgers a day at BK on my way to work

>>378115152
>give away free copies of an obscure game
>someone who pirated and finished it takes one to "make up for pirating it"

>>378114687
I have plenty of garbage I've got from Humble Bundles that I bought for one or two games that I've never even installed.

>>378107979
This is from Helldivers, I shit you not
>Complete a mission: 75.1%
>Customize your character: 73.6%
>Complete the tutorial: 67.4%
>Reach level 7: 58.3%
>Play against each race at least once: 51.6%
And my favourite
>Join others through the matchmaking system: 48.5%
What the fuck is going on?

>>378115650
Game is shit, that's why people drop instantly

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>>378115738
I'm sorry you have shit taste, anon

>>378115093
I never got this.
I've finished like 90% of the games I own or at the very least finished enough that I felt like I got the whole experience.

>>378115785
>Game where you need teamwork to survive
>Game where you need skill to kill stuff
>Game without a story about LGBT being oppressed
>Game without walking section with nothing to do
>Game last more than 2 hours
It's shit

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>>378115272
I like burgers too, and I'm sure you know the rodeo burger holds it down going to BK that often. But holy shit 10 a week?!!? Is that a burger both ways, or do you just down multiple ones in the drive to work? No lie I'm so American I eat BK burgers once a week for din-dins consistently.

>>378115272
>when you've given up on dieting the post

>>378115785
match making is shit dumbass
wen u gon lern?

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>Achieve victory through any means
>~2%

something like 60% of people who own dark souls 3 have beaten iudex gundyr on ps4. what a fucking joke.

>>378107979
>>Achievement: Press Start
>>"92% of games owners have unlocked this achievement"

>achievements for the most out of the way autistic social media shilling shit but nothing for finishing the game

>>378115845

Welcome to PC gaming then. Everytime there is a sale, I get buy a lot cheap but neat looking games out of impulse, but after I find that really hooks me up, I tend to forget playing the rest.

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>Achievement: Defeat the first boss
>"19% of players have unlocked this achievement"

>masturbate to your vidya waifu
>100% of /v/ users have unlocked key this achievement

What's her name?

>>378116180
Maybe get some friends to play with you like I did?
>inb4
>/v/
>friends

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>>378117339
The one and only, of course

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>>378117508
How did people ember for Gundyr? Where does that 0.5% come from?

>>378117834
Probably CE

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>>378108167
>achievements

>>378111950
They broke up like last year.

>>378112036
Damn it Garry

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>>378118632

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>Achievement: Beat all of the campaigns on Legendary (Solo or Co-op doesnt matter)
>1% of players have this achievement
What the fuck else were people doing when Multiplayer didnt work?

>>378114576
Some people buy it on sale then put it on their backlog or are just buying the digital version to have it on their library forever.

>>378113506
That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever read in my entire life

>Achievement: Kill a dev in a multiplayer match
>Game is like a decade old

>>378112335
Yes, in fact Let it Die is pretty good for a f2p, and would be truly excellent if it wasn't for the fp2 features.

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I don't understand why this achievements is so rare. Speedrun mode is pretty fun and can be completed in 20 minutes.

>>378108423
it's a gif from /gif/. They post all kinds of dick shaming gifs. Not to mention, subtle sissy mind control gifs that make you start craving dicks. If you don't already.

>>378118173
>achievements expose him as a shitter who never finishes his games and plays easy mode
>"achievements are for plebs anyway"
my favorite type of poster

>>378119456
Whenever my friend attempts to do this it crashes. Crashed on me too once, didn't happen again.

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>>378107979
>30% of owners have never scored a goal in rocket league

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Whats you rarest achievement?

>>378115036
>You have to have the game installed/in the system for the trophy list to show up.
I think you have to have started the game at least once for it to show up.

>>378118887
Playing better games

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>>378112125
>capturing a single fighter lets any person from their country retaliate from any level and even steal your fighters
>theres not even enough room for that many kidnappings
>there are pools of max level players waiting for rescue missions since they cant be matched with that many other players and want free rank bonuses
>doing this a hundred times

>>378111798
humble bundle. Ill get 1 game that comes with 4 others that I dont care about

>play an online match
>10%

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>>378119895
>Multiplayer only game

>>378107979
what if i play offline? will steam still track my good goy achievement points?

>>378107979
Tons of people buy shit on steam and never ever touch it.

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>achievement: play the game on launch day

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>>378108641
Why is she so perfect?

>>378117834
newgame plus ding dong

>>378118632
I actually missed the first three standing stones on my first playthrough.

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>>378112036
I like the one in Battleblock Theater that's contagious, play with a developer OR anyone else who has the achievement already

Mostly because it's called Chicken Toucher

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>>378108641
Fine with me

>>378117508
I can explain a bit about this.
Pre-ordered the game and played day 1, but my shitty toaster couldnt run it at something more than 800x600 and so I had to drop it.

At this day I haven't upgraded my pc and I still don't have that achivement.

>>378108120
Loose roastie with plain looks is entitled. Damn I wonder why people don't get married and stay together for 50 years anymore

>>378111798
Humblebundle.
Gifts.

>>378111798
Lmao at this poorfag

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>>378119601

>>378111798
I have something like 650 games in my Steam library, a couple dozen on Origin, another couple dozen on GOG, probably 40 or so on PS4, I don't even know how many on PS3, a handful on 360, a bunch on 3DS and a few on Vita. I haven't played a video game in 6 years. I just like building up huge libraries, I guess.

>>378121778
>Ah, this random .gif with obviously random text applied to it is just perfect for justifying my twisted world view!

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>>378122116
But the Vita, 3DS and PS4 all came out during the six years you haven't been playing games

>>378109538
pls sauce

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>>378119556
>playing vidya

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>>378122841
delete this

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>meet a character thats literally impossible to miss if you play the game for more than 15 minutes
>46%

>>378108120
imagine having a 3 inches dick like me

>>378119502
/gif/ was better when it was /b/ with animations. now it's basically just a porn streaming site for 1 minute videos, /wsg/ is just youtube reuploads, and neither have anything valuable

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>>378114687
>10%
Try 77%
Mind you CKII isn't exactly some random ironic indieshit

>>378118632
first thing I did in skyrim was opening the console and changing my fov which disabled every achievements afterwards

>>378125429
You have to play with ironman on to get achievements and most people like playing with mods and/or the ability to savescum.

>What are you doing? (Look under 2B's skirt 10 times)
>100% of players have earned this achievement.

>>378108120
>Having a pussy so loose that you can't feel a six incher.

Trash.

>>378125429
i have 4500 hours in-game and about 3 achievements

>>378114576
If their internet connection stops working achievements won't load. I was playing Dishonored while waiting for my internet to get fixed, I beat the game and have no achievements for it.

>>378118695
>having one victory achievement for both Stormcloaks and the Empire

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>>378119328
Almost all their achievements are like that

>>378114356
All those poor souls who were roped into getting it by their friends

>>378125706
Whoops, forgot that
Sudoku time, I guess

>>378111645
>you can actually get the achievement without being a backer by doing a sidequest.

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>>378119601
All I really did was import a endgame bard from Icewind Dale EE into the arena mode.

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>>378112036
>Achievement: Beat a developer online in a 1v1 match.

>>378122116
>I haven't played a video game in 6 years.
leave

>Almost complete all TF2 achievements
>They add 200 more

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>Achievement: Survive.

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>>378127367
>total achievements: 1

>>378114085
Steam shitters, everyone!
BUY, BUY, BUY
NO PLAY, NO PLAY, NO PLAY
NO BUY MAKES STEAM SHITTER A DULL BOY

>>378110469
Game?

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Has anything outdone Stanley Parable in "GOOD LUCK COMPLETING THESE, FAGGOT"?

>>378126558
At least here it's talking about ingame stuff and not pre-orders and advertising.

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>>378121778
>>378108423
these gifs captions are made by whitebois who have a 2tb collection of blacked porn on their hard drive. all episodes, in chronological order. You're not better than them if you actually think that's real.

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>>378127887
>Go outside
>Unachievable
>Commitment

>>378114576
Playing offline does not get you steam achievements. Start looking through your friend's libraries maybe you will find some annomolies. Like no 'chapter 1/2' achievements but 'chapter 3' onward is somehow unlocked. Steam can be kind of weird.

>>378128112
>What is SAM?

>>378128438
I dunno, who's Sam?

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>>378127887
>Those poor suckers that actually tried to get the Go Outside achievement, but were a minute too early.

>>378128112
>only a couple of months until I can get Go Outside

oh boy

>>378107979
Don't normalfags go gaga for achievements? Like they buy shitty games specifically because they are easy to get 100% achievements in. There's even YouTube channels dedicated to acheivment hunting.

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>>378117508
WEW LAD

actually this one has an excuse as it was on GFWL for so long

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>Achievement: Unlock the first two characters (play the game for 10 minutes)
>54.1% of players have this achievement

>>378108120
Breast and ass size matters too. The smaller your breasts/ass, the faster I'm going to get bored of seeing you naked.

Body shape also matters. Not pear or hourglass? I'll lose interest in you after a few novelty fucks.

That's not all. Skill matters. The amount of toothy blowjobs I've gotten is absolutely mind blowing. I choose my girlfriends based on their lifestyles and interests. It's a shame average women with healthy lifestyles and actual hobbies don't know shit about sex. Trashy girls and escorts have unfortunately been my best sexual experiences so far.

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>>378131261
>people are still giving him (You)s

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>>378107979
Revolution 60?

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>Achievement: complete tutorial
>"32% of games owners have unlocked this achievement"

>>378129351
>Not just changing the computer clock

>>378132075
CHEATER THIS GUYS A CHEATER

>>378117508

i guess people play offline for dont get fucked by other faggots.

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>Find Ciri
>22.7%

>>378132382
Yeah, its a boring game

>>378124453
thats not even what she is saying the lip movementy doesnt even match up