Are we looking at the next Wii U? >no games >paid online

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>>378093047
>no gaems
Is this the most forced meme of the decade

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>>378093175

>>378093047
>Outselling the Wii
Doesn't seem like it OP. Any units that the rabbits crossover fails to move will be made up by XX.

>>378093175
Name me one good Cucktch exclusive coming out this year.

It's a flop, sorry nintendie.

>>378093542
Mario Odyssey

>>378093542
splatoon 2

>>378093542
Xenoblade 2.

>>378093542
arms is coming out in a month roach

>>378093542
Snips is pretty fun.

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>>378093535
>Outselling the Wii

>>378093542
You really struggled to fit the word cuck in there huh?

>>378093542
First you name one good Sony exclusive on the PS4. Its been half a decade so this should be easy
...
Right?

Watch the Rabbids game be actually good and selling well since it's a Mario game

>>378093620
>>378093647
>>378093668
>>378093741
>none of them are out
Weird how you made fun of sonyfags when they did this but now nintenfags are doing it, its hilariously ironic

>>378093917
The first anon stated coming this year.

>>378093917
Are you braindead?

>>378093868
But no one mentioned Sony

What do you mean paid online?

Sorry Nintendo aren't the cucks you think they are. The online service will be paid just like any other video game console.

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>>378093917
>Everybody makes fun of roaches for using games being released 3 years later as an excuse to buy Sony consoles
>"T-that's TOTALLY the same as Nintendo games getting released this year every single month!!"

>>378094048
>It's okay when Nintendo does it!

>>378093868
Bloodborne and NiOh
eat shit nintendailures

Sony nigger damage control is at an all-time high and I'm enjoying every second of it.

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>>378093847
>Lying in graphs
Back to Polygon with you.

>>378094760
What's wrong with it?

>>378094462
>most of these images is making fun of shitendlosers
Literally the Anthony Burch of vidya.

>>378094461
>b-but those games are shit!!!!
>posts gay casual wiggly ARMS shit and Mario 06

>>378095078
The Switch sold 2.74 million in its first month, not its first 87 days. It currently has been 84 days since the Switch released, and this article is from the beginning of May.

>>378095210
>Literally the Anthony Burch of vidya.
what

anthony burch is already the anthony burch of vidya

no attempt was made whatsoever at this simile

>>378093542
Yeahh boi let out all that jealousy

>>378094461
>2 """"good"""" exclusives combined to sell 3 million

No seriously keep going, it a been 4 years.

>Monster Hunter port for the Switch

aaaand it's saved.

>>378093047
>no games
>paid online
>shit hardware
>the games it will be getting in the future are dogshit

sounds like the ps4 to me anon

>>378096073
Everyone has their own biased opinions about which has no games, and that's ok cause everyone has personal preferences. If you want to objectively know which has the best games, you have to look at the sales figures. So Sony is winning by a loooonnnngg shot.

>>378097603
Still Nintendo anon. PS4 hasn't outsold the 3DS yet.

>>378097738
They sold almost the same and PS4 is $300-$400 while the 3DS is $80-$200

Sometimes I put ketchup on my dick and pretend I was having sex with a girl on her period

Her name is Marie and she likes it when I do that

"Marie," I say, "you've certainly got use into a sticky situation now."

Then I go to the water fountain in the lobby and rinse it off at 4am because no one will see me. Usually by now almost of the ketchup has turned gelatinous and dark red.

This is a thing that I do.

>>378097603
But Sony developed games don't sell for shit.

>>378098859
Software sales for Sony outdo Nintendo software sale by a loooonnnngggg shot.

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Yes OP, it is the next WiiU. What I find particularly hilarious is that drones have convinced themselves that this is actually capable of outselling the original Wii, neglecting to realize that the Wii was only popular because it was extremely accessible and encouraged people who don't play games to buy it. The Switch doesn't do that. It is literally the WiiU 2.0, it is the same basic concept, only slightly evolved. Nintendo use to be a good company, that time is long over. Nintendo is the most crooked company in the industry, outside of perhaps MS. They sell sub-par tech that rides on a gimmick, they release a few big hitters for it and then let it languish until death. They figured out this strategy with the original Wii and have been using it ever since. The Nintendo of the 90's is long dead and needs to be put down.

>>378095210
>shittendlosers

You need to have at least 30% of the word Nintendo in there for it to work, my dude

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>>378100035
added to the gallery

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>>378100292
>8 letters in Nintendo
>4 letters from Nintendo in shittendlosers
Did you just cuck yourself?

>>378100470
You got me. 30% was being too generous. It should have more than that because out of context shittendlosers doesnt sound like a quip at nintendo at all.

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>>378100345
I'm honestly flattered.

>>378093917
literally just said coming out this year, faggot

>>378093542
>cucktch
Wow

>>378093847
This is still the most amazing pie graph I've ever seen in my life. It makes me laugh every time and I still dont understand it.

>>378094462
fucking incredible

>>378100746
woops, meant to quote >>378094760
its beautiful

>>378100035
Well said, anon. At least there's an adult in the room

>>378100682
>>378100674
Literally fucking butthurt that adults are laughing at the WiiU2

>>378100851
i recognize this posting style. Did they let you out of that temp ban already? Man, I was hoping you wouldnt be around to shit up our comfy ARMS threads tomorrow. Oh well.

>>378100851
Could you give me the name of your proxy service?

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>>378100851
>Well said, anon. At least there's an adult in the room
Keep fighting the good fight anon.

>>378095671
Wii U had MonHun too.

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>>378095671
>Monster Hunter port for the Switch
>port
You drones really do live on table scraps, don't you?

>>378095657
>Uncharted
>Last of Us
>Demons Souls
>Bloodborne
>LBP
>MGS
etc

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>>378101913
>Demons Souls
If only this was actually on PS4.

>>378102001
oops

point still stands

>>378101830
better than living with no Monster Hunter.
>inb4 "MH5 sony exclusive"
kek

>>378101913
ow, the reach

>>378102120
>reach
are you fucking joking

>>378102258
So... 2 games a year?

>>378102646
thats him trying. Its shocking

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>>378093542
>cucktch

>>378093647
That dogshit baby shooter doesn't count as good game in any universe

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damn the damage control is on overdrive today after MHXX on switch

can't wait till E3

>>378104317
Every major game reviewer seems to disagree with you.

>>378093542
>Cucktch
Do you not have a free thinking cell in your entire body, you meme parroting little shit?